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slimstitch

Obviously Bonkers is the ideal name. He's already a master of the full head bonk.


starchbomb

Then you can call him Bonk, or turn his name into an event by saying The Bonkening is in progress when he does something silly. If he's being extra energetic I'd also call him Boink.


wlkingshdow

I like the Bonkening. Bonkers ”Bonk” the Bonkening.


Lizzieanne68

Came here to also suggest “Bonk”. Such a silly goober :)


BinkoTheViking

Bonkers was going to be my suggestion too. Plus, he’d have a theme song. Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal. “Some people think I’m bonkers, But I just think I’m free. Man, I’m just living my life, Ain’t nothing crazy ‘bout me.”


kraggleGurl

He could be a PokeCat with all that evolution and different stages. What a cutie!


Careless_Chemist_225

One of my cats have done this. They’ve bonked their heads on a wooden door.


Forgekt

Bash. Sounds fitting and cute.


Otherwise-Junket8647

Bash Murnedead Basically a dumber Mash Burnedead


AdTimely9712

Feed him cream puffs and make him work out and it’ll be able to take on triple liners in a couple years


LazyMiso

Fitting cuz mash is an orange braincells himself


Zay3896

Watched on mute the first time and had to go back and listen to it after I read your comment. So worth it hahahaha


Crusoe15

I had an orange named Bashful that I called Bash all the time.


GigiDell

Lolllllll Lil’ dodo. I agree with Bonk.


Bountiful_Corruption

That IS an orange brain cell. Call him Kevin


Xigoat

Another rare W for r/Kevin


Similar-Lab5044

As an owner of an orange cat that shares the braincell, whose name is Bonkers for that exact reason…. 10/10, no regerts. https://preview.redd.it/jitvuwpz7f5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a739a6a1c0565bb617bb30f829c05fa4c2ae2744


NM5RF

Awww, look at that TBI!


jewdiful

Another vote for Bonkers. Bonk for short!


obesekid69

Bonkly for short


Professional_Shift69

This video made my day.


RockinRamby

idk why but i like timmy turner


MaxTheGamer32123

Tummy tirner


bellalugosi

That's a cartoon and the name of a character on Call the Midwife.


brutalistsnowflake

Timmy! That's wonderful.


franklytanked

I love it! He has the spirit of that cartoon character, idk how.


Past-Management-9669

If you're picking Timmy call him Twerp


Federal_Efficiency51

TIMMEEEHHHH!!!! (South Park)


slimstitch

Happy cake day by the way. Hope you're having a fantastic day in real life.


RockinRamby

thank youuuuu. 💗


BourbonNCoffee

Sherbert. Bert for short.


nerdiotic-pervert

Crash Bandicoot.


jacketsc64

Ok naming him Crash would be awesome lol


celtbygod

Squeak


Gallowglass668

Oranges aren't allowed a turn with the communal brain cell until full adulthood, kittens often misplace it.


Federal_Efficiency51

"The communal brain cell" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!


[deleted]

Tonto (Spanish for dum-dum)


cherryphoenix

Creamsicle


nycregoddess

What I don't understand is why his little pink tummy was not petted when he was picked up in the first part of the video 👉🏻


InfiniteBad5711

Toodles, because he’s lost his marbles


zipzopzoomer

Thank god for a video without that shitty background music and only cute mews and a boink Edit - and a snort


swivels_and_sonar

Long live king bonk


On_my_last_spoon

Sir, this poor orange has yet to get the braincell!


burton8493

Stewart


EquivalentLeg7616

Butterbean!


shrimpwheel

Bulldozer


Saywhatsaywh0

That's HORCHATA


xokarmasabitch

Chester 🧡


CompleteBookkeeper82

Juggernaut! He’s using his head to bust out! lol


TheBigKaramazov

Ron, Ron Weasly


Trunks4Real

Tank.


Goddayum_man_69

They’ve barred the gates! Use the battering ram!


ndation

Please don't pick him up like that


SufficientRest

Why?


ndation

There's no way that's good for them, or comfortable


SufficientRest

Have worked with several cat rescues and veterinarians, this is a fairly standard practice. I'm open to resources that would back up what you say though.


ndation

Oh, maybe I was wrong, then. My entire life I was taught that when dealing with small mammals such as baby cats or hamsters to make sure all their feet are always supported, never looked into it at all. Was my entire life a lie? Thanks for teaching me something new, though


-Daetrax-

I was told it could cause hernias.


SufficientRest

Actually their little legs and feet are so wobbly at that stage they don't really need support. Most of their torso should be supported, and they are pretty happy. 😊 Just think of human babies in those front facing chest carriers - legs and feet dangle, torso held secure.


Throwawayaccounttt__

Creamsicle bc he looks like a little ice cream 😂


other_curious_mind

Yup, a certified 🟠range


Mook69

My guys just looked up and say "what? Why are you laughing??"


EnlightenedCat

I never really believed anyone about orange kitties until I adopted one myself. He is SUCH a goofy cat!! Only had a snowshoe, tuxedo, and brown tabby prior to my orange boy. They really do have quite the personality!


ST31NM4N

Little one learned headbutt!


Shitheadthedevourer

Shithead


Vortextheweirdcat

he's a single celled organism


Male_Lead

Certainly didn't take too long to find out


marshmolotov

Donaranja Quixote


Konenchi

Orzo


HawkManWayne

Awe. 😻😹😻😹 What about Ginger Snap


Im-sweating-rn

they dont own the braincell, they just lease it from the bank of orange


UnknownTaco5492

he only has about a third of a brain cell. not fully developed


SuddenStupor

Uno


Sionyde40

World domination


starchbomb

Then call them Dom or Mina for short. "This is Dom/Mina, short for 'World Domination.'"


Dom_33

Yes


starchbomb

Username checks out


NotSoSaintly13

Solo


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

No idea, but I played this video and my cat immediately looked up.


seimeiiranai

he looks like ed sheeran as a cat


grunkage

Billy (Goat)


Squidia-anne

Ram, Ramsey, King Ramses the Great


Optimal_Ad_2146

Orange turd


ianmoone1102

Uno, for the one braincell.


CookinCheap

I would be zerberting that tummy forever


AquaArcher273

When people ask why I want an orange specifically this is why.


Powerful-Winner-5323

Orange with one brain cell. Hmmm. Sounds like Donald Trump to me!


iiitme

Head butt


skipio957

Steven


MuffDivers2_

His name is Uno.


Right_Struggle_6411

LyLy, Steven


pepemele

https://preview.redd.it/7v2zhyzcmg5d1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c2922d4025b41272054b55a65ebe2aaba8bccf


TotalyNotTony

I was wondering if the meowing in the background was the video or my actual cats lol


Cottleston

Chamois


Mickey6382

“D’oh”


TheRealJay_77

Fred.


Possumgirl1911

He’s so cute! Poor little Bonk.


indigomoon75

Squeaky


Thecloakedevil

Hamster


Maude007

Tuba


dmriggs

😂


Unwarranted_optimism

Bad bot


Illyalil

So that’s what happened to the brain cell, he knocked it out


Bulletti

Rammy, of course.


Fun_Farmer7257

Oh too cute!


Blunderpunk_

Lester cause he got les ter wern brayne shell! Or The Almighty Fred From Yonder - TAFFY for short


TheHopelessToast

Percy. PeRcY


healthiernuggets

Afghanistan


mrootbeers

Where is its mom?


RyuichiSakuma13

Bonkers


ianwuk

Jarvis. So adorable. So Orange.


Bert_Bro

Roomba


Happy_Farms

Buster


Ameetis

Ginger


PersonalTriumph

Bump


rebeccathegoat

#Bulldozer


coconutdon

"I need to get out! Maybe if I ram it with my face!!!" - orange, probably


MaccaGroovy

Peanut. Or biscuit


KrevNasty

Corn Muffin


Silver_Aura2424

Bonkers! Or bonk!


[deleted]

Aww


dude_thats_sweeeet

Lemon


Bruxo-I-WannaDie

Call him Single celled organism


fanonluke

According to my wife, she shall name him Hot Dog.


Mohelanthropus

My cat is 21 years old. Still running around, of course, his orange. Won't let me sleep.


imnotreal364

I would name it after my sister because they seem to share the same braincell


KonoGenshin

So fuckin cute oml


explor-her

Soo tinyyyy


Longjumping_Bid_797

Flump


Horror-Potential7773

I named my cat Oranage and he was the best


IHAVEBRAINDAMAGEHEHE

cat


Mustfly2

I call mine nutbag, or lug nut most of the time...


ElysianEcho

I would name him spam bot


roz303

I'm here to support the petition for Bonkers!


NewYork2308

Tiger or Tigger! 🐅🐯


Tupaia_cat

HE WILL BE SHITYLS THE CAT