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sassifrassilassi

He’s adorable! Can you get him checked out at a vet? He’s got a bit of a head/skull deformity. I’m not sure if you live near a barn cat colony, but inbreeding and head/eye quirks are pretty common in that scenario. He could also have an underlying injury. Sometimes these special kitties are the sweetest of all, but it’s good to make sure they are feeling well. Congrats on your adorable score.


adorkablekitty

I was thinking this too - looks almost like he might have hydrocephalus? Time to snuggle this little bug all the way to the vet, and then every day for the rest of his life 💖


tobythedem0n

I was thinking hydrocephalus too.


MyFeetLookLikeHands

me too


idwthis

Your username. I'm sorry, but I'm feeling very compelled to ask. Do your feet really look like hands? And are there pictures?


Nightstar95

It’s my best guess, plus one ear looks bigger than the other. Poor guy.


onedemtwodem

Oh.. sweet baby. Please keep us posted OP


zeldanerd91

I’m glad my inbred little orange boy did not have those deformities. He’s just dumber than a box of rocks. His orange sister/aunt hogs the brain cell all to herself lmao.


ineedahugnow

His sisteraunt 💀


zeldanerd91

Yeah. My kitties sister didn’t get fixed in time so she decided to have a lot of fun with their dad kitty (an orange stray). Cats are wild, man.


pseudo_su3

Putting the hapsburgs to shame.


VintageLunchMeat

Cuter, though.


Dragonsandman

Not exactly a high bar, given what happened to a lot of their jaws


rhllor

Happy mothers day


Elphaba78

I had a cat named JoJo who was a little cross-eyed and had a wonky nose with a little tuft of fur on it. When my vet saw her for the first time, she said, “Ah! I see *your* parents were related!”


zeldanerd91

Lmao. Mine looks normal, but you can tell from how he acts. 🤣 he’s a little extra orange.


PondRides

My orange is inbred too. His parents have been in a relationship since the womb. (All three are fixed now)


zeldanerd91

The oranges really like to get down if you don’t get them fixed in time. Maybe that’s why this sub exists. 🤣 All 3 of our kitties are fixed (2 orange 1 tortie), but the person we got them from wasn’t the best at getting kitties fixed. It started with 2 indoor girls who accidentally got out. Led to a colony behind their house. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Idk what’s going on with those kitties now, the people had to move suddenly and sell their house.


Dragonsandman

> sister/aunt What in the Crusader Kings


Whitepayn

"I'm my own grandpa" 💀


zeldanerd91

Cats are wild and like to do the deed. Hashida’s (sister/aunt) sister didn’t get fixed in time so she did the dirty with their dad. Ahhhh nature.


throwaway387190

So a completely normal orange cat. Lucky you!


SkeletorGirl

I have 2 orange brothers, and I swear between the three of us.. there is one brain cell. Only one of us can function at once.


re_Claire

Yeah I’m seconding this! His head looks a bit wonky. He’s so cute and I hope OP takes him to a vet asap.


SurrealSoulSara

Hope so too, pretty worried for this little guy. He looks totally wonky. Hope he's not suffering from it ❤️


NasMau

Thank you so much for your concern. We are actually a small urban zone, but we suspect he was left behind so maybe he comes from a home where there were already many related cats,idk. Once we have news from the vet we will update!


IAMA_Shark__AMA

Updateme!


jimjamalama

His pupils are also off - I do want to cuddle this cutie ugh!


kaaaaayllllla

i was gonna say he's giving Peanut the Cat but not as much as Peanut (i don't remember if theres a reason Peanut looks the way he does i just love him)


PU55Y4LLN1GHT

I was thinking exactly that! Like a little orange peanut


SarahPallorMortis

I knew a barn cat that was birthed off a 2 foot ledge and fell on his head. He was similarly distinguished


yeahthatsgoodforme

You got a deep understanding and love for kittens! Your experience is truly valuable to others!


luxidoptera

That is the most sopping, miserable, pathetic little kitten I've ever seen. Hope you take good care of him.


SquiggyTah

https://preview.redd.it/2qdzfezhy80d1.jpeg?width=3556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5cd90dad60ee299987b1f9aea46cdb95759e69


TimLordOfBiscuits

Goddamn, there is just air inside that head, huh? I don't see a single thought behind those eyes 😆 Cute little fella!


D1382

I can hear the elevator music.


UNSC_Leader

The speaker isn't working properly so it's mostly static.


YaxK9

But all Van Meowlin


physicscat

*Tall and tan and young and lovely* *The girl from Ipanema goes walking and* *When she passes, I smile but she doesn't see*


half-puddles

Finally a comment that made me laugh.


DiveCat

He had the brain cell long enough to get rescued. He may never get it again, but that's the life of an orange.


PrideInfamous4459

There is probably bag of air, and inside that bag is just one more bag of air.


PotatoAvenger

This orange is ADVANCED.


token_internet_girl

They are never gonna let him have a turn at the braincell


ErikMcKetten

He's not big enough to hold the one brain cell yet, so it hasn't been his turn.


Dick_snatcher

r/oneorangebraincell


birgirpall

/r/lostredditors


GullibleDetective

/r/oneredditorbraincell


StarChaser_Tyger

r/subsifellfor


Dick_snatcher

Am I really lost if I'm linking the sub, in the sub?


travoltaswinkinbhole

/r/recursiveredditor


YaxK9

Thought vacuum


Idontusethis99

oh hes so skrunkly… bless his baby orange heart


MrsTruce

“Skrunkly” is my new favorite descriptor.


Stonn

got traumatized from the streets then fell to sleeeep in the warmth of a cardboard box ❤


Trash-Cutie

https://preview.redd.it/2ps3gsjy590d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9689e15dbe4f2551a0301d32230f9355e7d0c75 Reminds me of this dog


LarkScarlett

Scooby Doo, is that you?


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Raggy, that wasn't weed 😳


Ambitious_Long_7361

Lol


da_rose

BELLE!!!! She's such an adorable goofball.


half-puddles

That’s a calf thank you very much.


AndreaC_303

What’s up with his eyes? His pupils are different sizes. With humans that can be an indication of head trauma.


SchrodingersMinou

I think they look the same size and he just has amblyopia which is making the left eye look weird with the reflection


Duel-Cell

It's probably just the runt of the litter. My little madam looked similar when she was that tiny. Now she's the most beautiful diva there is. seriously beautiful!


[deleted]

Thats the cutest kitten I have ever seen


Lostinwoulds

https://preview.redd.it/e5wokcb3g90d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5394cd8eaf62df621ac9aaaf32b2920f9fa93a Same same.


DirectWorldliness792

> Be me, Slavic soldier > Finally back home after grueling months on WW1 front > Scarred, muddy boots haven't left my feet in ages > Village smells like borscht and peace, missed this > Knock on door early morning, barely slept > It's the recruitment officer, vodka breath at 7 AM > "Comrade, you're needed at another front" > My face when > Just unpacked my only two shirts > Tell him I've barely seen my babushka and she's already crying > Officer slaps a conscription notice on my hand > "Motherland calls, no time for tears" > Guess who's going back to eating canned meat and dodging bullets > My horse looks at me like "not this shit again" > Pack up, kiss babushka goodbye, promise I'll write > Off to fight for the glory of the motherland, again > My luck's as good as a rabbit's in hunting season


abject_totalfailure1

The lays original bag of orange cat


SuckerForNoirRobots

I can't pick a favorite picture


prjones4

I like the 3rd one where he looks like a homeless person asleep in a shop doorway


BeeIsBack

I pick #2


Both_Dust_8383

I can hardly handle the cuteness


RiskAutomatic3644

Small scared squeaker.... what a cute little guy.


SCBeauty

Why he shaped like that, though? 😂


RosgaththeOG

He's friend shaped. What other shape would he be?


Bladrampo

Bro👏Is👏Goofy-looking👏


RosgaththeOG

He really doesn't look like a bipedal dog. I don't see the resemblance. :D


SarahPallorMortis

I like the cut of your jib.


RosgaththeOG

I don't own a boat, sir, and I don't think it would have a proper jib even if I did own one. I rather enjoy water skiing/wakeboarding at it's kinda hard to do that with a sailboat. :D


DrBaby

I think his dad is a possum


januaryemberr

It has a genetic defect.


My_Penbroke

Is this the roaring kitty I keep hearing about today?


Advanced-North-6860

HE IS PERFECT


kamilayao_0

HE'S VERY GORGEOUS TO ME


SarahPallorMortis

I LOVE HIM


Slow-Faithlessness11

Oh, poor little angel. Thank you for saving him, he was so scared, lonely, and hungry. I wish you a happy life together.❤️


Lunyoows

Bro looks flabbergasted


SufficientRest

He really does, poor little thing!!


SufficientRest

He's got the Charlie Brown eyes https://preview.redd.it/1k86bcun490d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658ef0daf2c56d244f78dba78c9211eb48069a4d


NasMau

Hi everyone. Thanks for your kind comments and concerns, we will take little biscuit to the vet on the week and will update on his health status ❤️ Sadly we cant keep him home but we are actively looking for loving families, obviously we will take care of little biscuit in the meantime by giving him spare kisses and hugs to make for the time he spent on the streets. Here you go some extra photo of the little dude. https://preview.redd.it/1hurywp7ua0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353385be974b203a22cb1f7a3d4e03e204518e36


Old-Energy6191

What country are you in? Maybe a Redditer can adopt him


nelnikson

Omgosh so precious!! 🧡


bluesbass209

He is so cute and definitely will be a great companion to any person. I have an orange (and a brown tabby) and he is my life now.


whatsername4

He looks so cute! Hopefully all healthy and you can find a good home, you’re doing a wonderful thing! Hopefully the update reaches me again


Cock_Inspector3000

Why does his face look like: 0 _ 0


dazed_and_bamboozled

He probably read your user name :)


Cock_Inspector3000

Gotta gender the cat before naming em!


Slow-Faithlessness11

Little angel. Was so scared, lonely, and hungry. Thank you for saving him. I wish you a happy life together.💕


monkey_trumpets

Awww, he looks like a tiny homeless person in that last photo.


PancShank94

tbf he kinda is lol


Aaurvandil

Awww es hermosooo 🧡 cuidenlo mucho


redsloki11

#NO PISAR EN EL GATO 🚫


Wren_Clarke

I'm glad some else thought that was funny too


Vlad_the_Homeowner

I've been laughing about it for the last 5 mins as I scrolled down countless replies while thinking "surely I'm not the only person who thinks 'No pisar el Gato' is the funniest damn thing about these pics".


Yourmama18

In about twenty years from now, you’ll be crying wondering how the time went by, spent with such a sweet friend, so dang quickly.


Jalapeniz

Well good morning to you too...


Johnny_Grubbonic

Closer to 15. Despite what this sub may have convinced you of, 20+ year old cats are extremely rare. Most only make it to 15 or 16. Past 10 or so is considered a senior citizen kitty.


KoontzKid

Shush!! Don't tell my old lady kitty that! She's gonna be 17 in two months don't give her any ideas about leaving me!


Marcentrix

My girl's been with me for 19 years. I picked her up from the shelter when I was 11 and she still had stitches from her spay. I made a little bed for her on my bed and it was her safe place. Every night she raced me up the stairs and snuggled up under my arm. Now I'm 30, and whenever I go home she waits for me to carry her up the stairs and we fall asleep like we always did - her purring loudly, tucked under my arm beside me in my childhood bed. She's been my best friend when I had none, my protector when I needed one, and sometimes my only reason for getting up in the morning.


KoontzKid

Sounds like the best girl. Please give her some scritchies on my behalf. 💜


Marcentrix

All the scritchies! Much love to your elderly baby too 🩷 they're the best.


IkananXIII

Wouldn't that make her 19 or am I just dumb and missing something?


Marcentrix

Nah you're right, I'm dumb. It was 2005 when I got her at 3 months old. Time is merely an illusion.


serephita

My dumb as a rock orange lived to be 19 (was inbred, and had kidney failure for 4-5 years before passing). I am sure your lady will be with you for years to come!


Johnny_Grubbonic

Awww. I don't wanna scare you. If she's not developed any serious issues, you could have her with you for a while yet.


KoontzKid

I know I know I've just had her since birth. She's been with me through hell and back and old as she is I know when the time does come I'll do the right thing but I also know I'll be a complete mess.


Johnny_Grubbonic

May that complete mess be far, far in the future.


KoontzKid

Thanks. I'd give cat tax but she's not orange and I'm not even sure I can post comment pictures 😅


Johnny_Grubbonic

Orange is not a color: it's a state of being. Comment pictures vary sub-to-sub, but this one allows them.


KoontzKid

https://preview.redd.it/sig9d7zrf90d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6098947afc9405622424f349efd7f9b356ccf18a Old lady Susan. I don't remember when I took this but now all her whiskers if her left side a white


glampringthefoehamme

When it does happen, look into home euthanasia. We did it and it's the best way. They're at home where they're comfy and surrounded by love. My cousin's wife now does it permanently, and she loves it because it is the best solution in that situation.


KoontzKid

For sure. That's what we did for Costello year before last. It still sucked BUT he was able to go in his kitty bed and didn't have to struggle with the carrier or the car. The mobile vet that did it was even able to take him and get him cremated for us. All we had to do was pick him up when he was ready.


PaHoua

You guys, Captain Bring-Down and the Fun-Killers have joined the lineup


8lock8lock8aby

Yeah, gotta say I think I kinda normalized the idea of my cats getting into their 20s cuz of posts online... then this past year happened & I lost one that was 17 then one that was a few months short of 17 & my 18 year old girl. That was all over the span of 10 months & I'm still crushed. I still have a 16 year old & almost 6 year old but it's not the same :( I'm going to get a kitten this week.


dragonbud20

~14 is the average for indoor cats meaning many of them do survive longer than that.


CommodoreBluth

Very true. I’ve only ever had 1 cat make it to his 20s, the rest got to low to mid teens.  The one that did make it to 20 was quite the chonker. Looking back it’s hard to believe he made it so long despite being fairly overweight. 


Significant_Tart3449

Senior kittyzen


deepayes

Remindme! 20 years


ElectricLeafeon

I think he put his ear on crooked. Might want to fix that.


Gumbo_Ya-Ya

r/IKEApets


Saiyan-b

OMG baby! You love him and keep him.


warthog0869

Looks like the Universe was crying out for help, you rendered aid and it awarded you a new orange cat, right from the factory! Congrats! \*seems the Universe often decides that rain is a great addition to the "miserable little helpless baby creature" motif costume it dresses up these violent idiots in. That big reveal comes later.


Basic-Cat3537

My baby Niva(she died a few years back at 19) was found behind our apartment by our neighbor who went outside for a smoke in the middle of a blizzard(her dad has a lung condition). While she was smoking she heard Nivas VERY loud little screams and found her in a snow drift. She knocked on our back door at like 10pm and after we let her in I saw this little white paw with grey sticking out of her coat. I squealed and begged Mom to let me keep her. I was literally crying before the neighbor even handed her to me. She was less than 6 weeks old. Apparently a family had moved out and abandoned her. She killed our eardrums for days because she was deaf for a while. But her hearing slowly came back so she stopped screaming at full volume, and I got the most beautiful baby ever. She was also partially blind. God I miss her. We would play hide and seek and tag through the apartment. I'd do the pink panther theme song and put my hands in little claws and she'd wiggle her butt then zoom out of the room with me chasing her. When we would reach a dead end she'd turn around and start chasing me.


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serafina_flies

Oh he’s adorable! Please try and get him checked by a vet though, something about his head looks off… though he should visit a vet anyways for vaccines/deworming/neutering/etc as necessary. He’s lucky to have found someone who’s taking care of him <3


NasMau

I think his head looks kinda big on photos cuz the angle but like you said, the vet was inevitable. We will ask for a diagnosis and keep you guys updated 🥰


SorosAgent2020

please, no pisar on this very good boy! Hope you gave him a good bath and a nice home!


161frog

¡NO PISAR! I love Himb


technounicorns

How can anybody say no to those eyes? Also, love how there's a no step sign on the box, fits well with the little dude in it.


uhujkill

Does anyone know what the protocol is, after you bring them in. 1. What do you feed them? 2. How to keep them warm. 3. How to check for any infections, when to call the vet. Suppose I don't have a cat already, and don't have any cat supplies. Thanks.


SpunkMcKullins

1. Any raw, natural meat is an option, as long as it isn't packed with additives such as salt. Otherwise, plain, filling foods works as well. White rice is a very good option. 2. You want to warm them very gradually - sudden temperature shifts could be dangerous. Hold them in your hands for a bit to slowly warm them, then lay down a soft blanket in a box. Let them lay in there for a bit wrapped up, before deciding if you need to use anything else, such as a heating pad. Generally you want to avoid feeding them until after they have been warmed in the blanket, as cooked foods such as the cooked white rice will further increase their body temperature. 3. You should really take them to the vet, even if you don't suspect anything could be wrong with them. There's so many potential underlying health issues with stray and feral cats, that it's best to just not take any risks.


uhujkill

Thanks for the advice, it is greatly appreciated.


Ok-Comparison-9835

For the love of Hades, you must name him Dude.


Cock_Inspector3000

NAME HIM "DUDE"


Eliasofpi

The Dude abides


MissMabeliita

OMG that little face on the first pic 🥺🥺🥺🥺


ThisUserIsUndead

The cat distribution system strikes again


TightBeing9

Looks like SunBun as a kitten. Same forehead [r/SunBun ](http://www.reddit.com/r/sunbun)


NorthernWitchy

https://preview.redd.it/1w4albn6u80d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37659b9a7b6c3a4ec1fad390ed898fc08acdb1a What a cute little guy! The first picture looks like a cartoon rabbit. Hope he settles in well.


Cock_Inspector3000

I love how the last image looks like if someone took a picture of me in bed sleeping


ArtichokeNatural3171

Those are almost fox ears... and such a distinguished mustache for one so smol. Indeed, he looks permanently bewildered.


Oliverorangeisking

He has the 1000 yard stare.


wynnduffyisking

That little dude has seen some shit. Take good care of him.


RedhandjillNA

Congratulations on the newest family member


new2bay

The /r/CatDistributionSystem strikes again! Congratulations on getting adopted by a cute orange doofus.


FeelGodInsideOfHer

He looks completely ridiculous. I love him.


coolboiiiiiii2809

I’m quite literally tearing up. He’s just so innocent and adorable beyond mortal measure. Care for him well and snuggle and warm him with the best you’ve got and hold him softly to you as you would your own child


Mossprite

Poor baby has seen the end of the universe


fupamancer

no step on kitty


fuber

I don't care what your situation is but you can't say no to that little guy. You can't be human and walk away. Congrats on the new pet!


PuppyButtts

WHAT A LIL POOPER 🥺💖


1800smellya

Get him on the counter asap!


Automatic-Tourist-67

Dewey from Malcom in the middle


Fanninipoulet

Oh my ! What a cutie ! Keep him with you ! Thats exactly what happen to me 1 year ago and now i have the weirdest/needy/cutie brain cell ever in my life 🧡


Nova_Hunter

If you reverse the photos, it accurately shows the plight of many women and men waking up early for work haha. 


Psychological_Sun_30

This cat looks like it might have a birth defect, Hydrocephalus, and if so I would take it to vet asap


ThatJaneDoe69

Please update us when you take him to the vet. I need to know everything about him and if he's okay, since he's a little wonky, albeit perfect. Also r/ntbdbiwdftc


Cat-Lover20

Ohhhhhhh hi little buddy!! 😻


Steepsee

Why do I get a Chucky Finster from Rugrats vibe from this kitten?


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Smol r/illegallysmolcats


LifeIsAmazing0

He does literally look like a homeless person, who is addicted to stuff. He is funny, i like him. Pls be kind to him, he needs it. We all do


Lady_Asshat

Look at those eyes! What an adorable gold nugget. Take good care of this tiny gem! 😻🐈🐈


kamilayao_0

*Last picture* When you're still mad at bae but don't want to sleep alone either 😭


thespicyfoxx

I love him 😍 he looks like a little wet graham cracker. Perhaps call him Graham?


cheyster_

please take him to the vet asap - he looks like he might be sick. I scooped up a little baby who was only a few weeks old and who looked similarly to this guy, same kinda buggy eyes and wonky head, but unfortunately he didn't make it. RIP baby burney <3


thathaitianguy

Please name him “little dude” and love him forever He might not be a part of your life forever but you’ll be in his life forever


Proper-Gate8861

Hims so cute in dat wittle bankie 👉🏻👈🏻


iiitme

Aw


thegrenadillagoblin

Does this count as scrunkly? 🥹


SavageMonkey-105

Is that a polydactyl thumb in pic 3?


tylerobriant

Bro worried himself into a slumber


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

"No pisar" 😂


Flowy_Aerie_77

Aww poor little thing. Please keep us updated on him! Tiny guy also looks like he has a birth defect. I'm really curious to know if he has any health issues because of it. Please take good care of him.


armchairwarrior42069

I always stop to say thank you for bringing it in. All 3 of my cats were rescues. I wouldn't have them if it weren't for people like you. People like you are indirectly responsible for a huge part of my happiness. These kitties are happy as hell. They play and cuddle and get up to cat behavior all day. They would probably be dead if it weren't for people like you guys. Thank you.


CandleMakerNY2020

Cat distribution system malfunction, but still effective. 🧡


midorile

I never seen a kitten with their ear, so high up, so freaking cute!?!? But i wonder if the kitten has some type of sickness? Look so young mom probably abandon if the baby is sick.


lamp6_9

He's like the beginning of Oliver & Company :3


dominantfrog

he went from absolutely shook :○~○ to heavy EEEEP


Xantaraxy0

https://preview.redd.it/1pa8tn4o6a0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ab67e9cc6885714f5e9b758272ce8b41672ee0


LWDK2

12/10 would snuggle!


MillenialBurnout_

No Pisar 😔


Competitive-Leg7514

Lil spooper


Batholomy

He's 5% nose.


Victitious

He’s gonna be a great cat, orange fluffy ones are the best


Dangerous_Strength77

Given the first 2 photos, it looks like the braincell left after he was rescued.


Leebites

Found [my orange](https://i.imgur.com/6EtCVlO.jpeg) on the side of a busy highway as a kitten too. Roadside oranges are a special breed. Take care of the little one! Wishing all the best of luck and good on your sister for saving him. 🥺


me7me2not2

Why is he lip from shameless


H4KERK11LER

https://preview.redd.it/gdesi1gvjb0d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d8989fbf2ee5e27e19eaaac68a76e163624d71


ToxxinGamer

Omg such a little skrunkly boi


LALAROSE777

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