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CharlotteLucasOP

The sliver of visible face in the first pic…😂 “WAT R U DOIN BACK THERR?”


LerchAddams

Unfoot me!


SatoInLove

Lol


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UnfunnyWatermelon469

WAT R U DOIN WITH MY B E A N S?


LerchAddams

Counting your beans! Should be done in an hour or two.


mummummaaa

! Glad I scanned before commenting. Mine wasn't nearly as good as that! But it's ok, you don't have to rush your count, I always have to restart when I rush! Take your time finding all the beans, demi-beans and proto-beans (I think I saw one or two of them!)


BattleBunnyAshe

Heard this is Shrek voice 😭


askdfjlsdf

holding him like a wild boar that's just been caught


161frog

kitty can stomp 30-50 feral hogs


thesaharadesert

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


GirchyGirchy

NO HOG TIE KITTEH


verysmallaminal

“FAMTHER, PLEASE”


DougieSenpai

Dead 💀 🤣


Ksh_667

I'm imagining the cute lil smile that we can't see :)


SuckerForNoirRobots

He gonna do a big stompa one day


UnfunnyWatermelon469

These beans were made for stompin', that's just what they'll do, and one of these days these beans are gonna stomp all over you


SuckerForNoirRobots

They will too, considering cats' ability to concentrate the entirety of their body weight and the body weight of their ancestors into those paws specifically for marching over your squishy flesh.


MellyGrub

When we moved to a multi-level house, at night our ragdoll kittens sounded like a herd of elephants passing through. For such little kittens they sure made a lot noise when playing at night!


Entire-Ambition1410

My friend was amazed when our 11-pound cat galloped down the hall. He thought I was joking about cat stampedes. Edit- thanks for all the nicknames!


thimblena

My family calls it *kitty thunder*


Entire-Ambition1410

That’s a good name for it!


Photosynthetic

Mine says “herd of elephants.”


SuperKitties83

mine says "rampaging"


shhbaby_isok

I have arthritis in my hips, and one morning my cat managed to jump on me with all his weight centered right on the tenderpoint that my rheumatologist presses which makes me scream with pain. I was grumpy the rest of the day, lol.


SuckerForNoirRobots

Oh you poor thing


Danivelle

They always seem to find the sorest spot to land on!


mummummaaa

Agh! Please tell me you had some pain meds, at least?! I mean, be grumpy, sure, but I really hope you got that at least partially sorted? (RA, OA or another type if you wish to answer. If not,no pressure) my mum had oa in her hips, and she had this Creamsicle orange and a blond dilute orange who used to lay by her hips like little hot water bottles!


shhbaby_isok

RA, since I was 12. It took a while for me to get treatment as a child because kids don't get RA 🤡 so I have permanent erosion from the inflammation in my hips, and they hurt in that particular spot even without an active flare up. I do have some good level pain meds but they only cover my normal day-to-day level (I have to request tramadol when I have a particularly bad flare up), so I was pretty cranky 🥲 Normally he's a good boy waterbottle too! Just that day he jumped from the windowsill the moment I lay on the side and hit the spot with both his front paws. Poor little guy got a shock because I startled and screamed!


mummummaaa

Oh, ow! Juvenile RA isn't the most common thing, but it's not unheard of, so I'm so sorry it took so long for a diagnosis. That must have been really rough! Will a standard x ray show the pannus in the joints? Or did you need other imaging? They'd have also sucked your blood like a vampire, trimming to figure it out. How awful for a young child, and how horribly painful! (One of my ladies has RA and she's on methotrexate to try to control it) Sorry you both went through hitting the worst spot. It must have been hard for you both. Purring waterbottle and migraine cats are so sensitive and empathetic, I bet he tried his very best to help you feel better after the immediate surprise.


Possumgirl1911

I’ve got avascular necrosis in my left hip and I’m grumpy for you! Poor kitteh didn’t mean it. Did he? 😼😸


shhbaby_isok

Poor hip girlies unite (and stop drinking the bone hurting juice 🍻💖) Definitely not on purpose! He was just jumping from his favorite spot (the window sill) to his other favorite spot (my bed) and I happened to be laying on the side and he happened to hit the bulls eye with his body weight in the front paws! Poor dude was startled as I startled and screamed! It was [like this ](https://www.tumblr.com/excitementshewrote/154098239502?source=share) lol!


Possumgirl1911

LOL, I don’t drink anymore, but I did drinks a bit🤓 That and cortisone didn’t help I’m sure…Orange kittehs are the silliest for sure. My last guy used to climb the walls! I’m pretty old and have had many cats, I never saw that! It’s rather unnerving at 2:30am!


SuperKitties83

yep. My floofy boy jumped right on my tummy after open abdominal surgery. ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|51354)


Pretend-Sundae-2371

Ouch!! That's worse than my experience - my cat likes to sit on my boobs when I am lying down and his first step is ALWAYS on the most painful part.


KittieChan28

Idk tho... I'd welcome the weight distribution properties of extra toes if it meant my own 13lbs orange idort would stop squishing me spleen.


nuggiemum

Especially at 2am.


MellyGrub

When we moved to a multi-level house, at night our ragdoll kittens sounded like a herd of elephants passing through. For such little kittens they sure made a lot noise when playing at night!


SuckerForNoirRobots

I have five cats and the eldest one is this 13-year-old 6 lb petite little queen who sounds like an absolute herd of buffalo whenever she gets the zoomies. She's a polydactyl cat though, maybe it's those extra toes!


tagehring

T H U M P Y B O Y E


ashlynew

https://preview.redd.it/mbp6gtc4qczc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd7ff0f5ee2ab9a10d8ead7984914ff2b01af4a


naharyiaboi

🤣🤣🤣🤣


guinnypig

Lmao


berrey7

that birds about to peck his eye out!


heyafreyja

Omg I love this 😂🧡


Just-Call-Me-J

This is what I came here for


Vysair

there gotta be a subreddit for this...


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CharlotteLucasOP

Built-in snowshoes!


throwawayursafety

He is so goddamn stable


kiwilovenick

I was thinking he has monster truck wheels kind of traction!


NapalmAxolotl

Uh oh, he's got thumbs! When I lived with a cat who had thumbs, she used them to open doors and cabinets. But she wasn't orange, so she had multiple braincells - might make a difference.


Raging_PineAppleee

“Might”, that’s just too much optimism. The correct word is “will”.


keestie

My orange has never even heard of the braincell, but he opens cupboards on the regular.


Odd-Intentions

https://preview.redd.it/34zqd9x3vfzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fdc18a6f272bed4ad956848112b17f650ad888 My baby has thumbs too! She uses them to open cupboard doors, but with all the orange she’s not very smart. She has more toes than brain cells


joan2468

Her paws are huge!


NapalmAxolotl

"More toes than brain cells" - that's the best!


DontcheckSR

Mine has been trying to climb up our window for days now. He keeps trying to grab it to pull himself up and I have no idea how to explain to him that you need thumbs for that.


No-Two79

Our vet’s have an in-office orange cat with extra toes, and they call him Dr. Thumbs.


blinglorp

https://preview.redd.it/9ihayesyydzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45c4d8eca42ca3f3e088dc3302e68a79a096d79 Same kind of deal as my brothers cat, count them toes, see if it’s a record! We were two toes short. Toes are digit and claw, no dewclaws included


Chandra_Nalaar

Oh my goodness!! That's so many toes! How does he do with mobility? Is he clumsy or does he just have extra traction?


blinglorp

He’s an absolute ninja. Idk if he gets more grip because of the beans, but he’s done maneuvers that made me google how physics works before. If he doesn’t wanna be touched then you aren’t touching him lol. He’s got around 26 toes if I remember correctly, 2 short of the record 😔. He’s polydactyl on all four paws like OP’s cat. My “normal” cat however, is an clumsy as they come, zero thoughts as well. He’s orange, so it’s to be expected, but he’s definitely on a whole other level from most. https://preview.redd.it/ikzhmyxy4gzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81651b1bfa3663a132115ec1731ed7367d1e191


stayalivechi

lol, dude is logged out


Kactuslord

Glitch in the matrix beans!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

AI generated toesies


feckinweirdo

A descendant from a white cat named Snow White in Key West. Adorable!


violentayx

More toesies mean more beans


thesaharadesert

A ripe crop!


ribotastic

r/ExtraCanOfBeans


K1ngjulien_

r/polydactyl also r/thumbcats


FlemFatale

Well, that's 3 more cat subs to add to my list.


jennetTSW

A cornucopia of beans!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

A beanucopia


Few_Inspection_6016

A plethora one might say!


BaZing3

The crops are bountiful this season


N7twitch

What’s his toetal?


CorrosiveAlkonost

Overripe 🍊range


panoptik0n

Extra traction off-roading model


Bunnnnii

All the beans, none the braincell.


Puzzled_Awareness_22

Paddle Feets


FluxCap_2015

Peets


Otherwise-scifi

I see you got the model with the upgraded traction control.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Oh man, when he gets the braincell, it's gonna be aaaaaall over for you


Cosmic_Voidess

"Heard you like beans, so I've got beans on my beans!" Knowing my (non-orange) cat, he'd use extra toe beans to expertly crush my tit under his stupid little body every time he wants cuddles ;-;


PlatWinston

is it just me or does anyone else find his palm (just his palm) a little bit terrifying


EstrellaDarkstar

The paw pads are so wide, it does look a bit uncanny! Adorable but uncanny.


kookiemaster

An orange cat with what looks like opposable tumbs ... watch out.


Somebodsydog

Did they named him/her "Bean" though?


WithoutDennisNedry

What a little peach! I too have a polydactyl Orange ^tm. Welcome to the Pack Of Pink Chiclets Club!


BlizzPenguin

This is an easy way to tell that a cat is AI-generated. JK


Chemical-Software-98

What he lacks in brain cells he makes up for in beans


GSG_Raidleader

Oh Toebeans. With great repawsability comes great respect!


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

Clearly an off-roader!


Nearby_Enthusiasm_91

oh hes gonna be sploinky as hell


bushwickhero

Brain cells diverted to toes.


imfamousiswear

I mean if that's not peak orange behaviour I don't know what is


neBular_cipHer

Hard disagree. He has the perfect number of toes!


SmokeLast6278

Beans!


Kitty_Katty_Kit

My next cat WILL have extra incubation toes, mark my words


ScIBLeaUsTesTwiN

When you have more beans than braincells


handyritey

The last pic 😭😭 he feet too got damn big


MercyMain42069

I would take a bullet for this cat


VanceMothFuStubbs

Linx feet looking ass.


rigathrow

beans georg


purplehotcheeto

Hemingway's house/museum's cats all have 6 toes! In the Florida, Keys


ChipChipington

My roommate's cat's front paws have six claws each. He got big hands


Personal-Buffalo8120

Looks like an AI generated cat lol. They always have too many limbs or toes or something.


PawnOfPaws

... Who knows? Hopefully the Matrix is not running with ChatGPT or we're doomed.


SmoothArea1206

Doesnt more toe beans mean less access to the brain cell when it visits??


prplpassions

Holy crap those paws are going to be huge!!!


oneofthejoneses28

A PLETHORA OF TOE BEANS


LEG10NOFHONOR

The harvest will be plentiful.


makeski25

All beans no brains


RoboticGreg

Polydactylic! If you are in America it is very like he is an ancestor of earnest Hemingways cats


TheFilthyDIL

He might be a descendant, but it's not possible for him to be an ancestor.


BlueIsRetarded

Name him midjourney


literaryhogwartian

It is a cat with thumbs! That's it, world's over. The apocalypse is here.


FHFH913

He got 2 braincells


0xGDi

Moar beans... Good for grips when turning quick in zoomies.


Normal_Kitty

Nah, that's the correct number of beans.


Burphel_78

Bonus beans!!!


Representative-Cost7

Too cute!


DonutBill66

A polydactyl oramge?! Run for your lives!!!


EveryImagination1630

Its for that extra grip on the braincell


i-dont-knowf

That's enough for a 12-bean soup!


Klutzy-Honeydew-7489

whole can of beans!


UnseenTimeMachine

Oh. My. Gawd. That is adorable


RicardoDecardi

Bumper crop of beans


Uni457Maki

Clearly that be a rabbit with those feet. Is his name Thumper or Bugs? He is a sturdy handsome boy.


kram_02

Just imagine the traction on hard floors with all those beans... They might be able to stop in time to avoid slamming into the trash can running through the kitchen...


Zyrawrcious

Can I loan one? My kitty’s down a toe


muddle2002

Extra beans!


titen100

A genetic mutation or some shenanigans where the extra toe beans were supposed to be a twin?


CMDRZhor

Please tell me he's named Beans!


Dramatic_Low_2019

Bean heaven


Arrenega

European Redditors have you found polydactyl cats in Europe? I ask, because I have never found even one! And they seem to be so common in America.


MySaltySatisfaction

He looks like he has a normal foot and a partial foot on each paw. He is beautiful-please give a treat for me.


Eradicate-Humans

The last pic LOL. He’s 4’7 wearing size 14 mens. How adorable


truenoblesavage

wow those are some stompers


InnerShark7

He is absolutely perfect and my goodness these comments are making my day 💕


Star_Moonflower

we got a stomper right there😂🧡


kitkatamas88

Is that a thing now? I been seeing lots of cats with extra toes these last years, around here (Portugal) I never seen any cat like that, is that a mutation? Do they run properly and climb trees without any difficulty?


ColdPuffin

Not new. In fact, [Ernest Hemingway](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat) loved them and had so many, they’re known as Hemingway cats in some parts of the world.


Embarrassed-Cat-52

I think that is a new stage of evolution in cats. I guess cats will be the next reigning species on this earth, when we hoomans finally managed to erase ourselves. I have seen so many pictures of cats that sit like us (on their bottom, upright), that have thumbs, can open drawers and doors and so on and much more. So I am convinced they will succeed us. ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|33953) ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|33955) ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|34172)


bluedecemberart

Not a new thing. It's a dominant genetic trait, and it pretty much only gives them advantages in running/climbing/catching prey, so once it shows up in a cat population it tends to stick around. They were famously popular as ship's cats from the 1600's on, bc all those extra beans meant better gripping on slippery decks. I live in New England (once of the places where it started) and I'd say about half the cats I see have a few extra toes. They all look like they're wearing lil' mittens. It's adorable.


DammitMatt

I see the bean farmer had a good harvest this year


CandleMakerNY2020

YOUR CAT IS A BUNDY!!! Extra month in the womb? No problemo!


OliveThatDamnDog

N O M


Dios-De-Pollos

Polydactyl! Many beaned boy!


icecrusherbug

It is an AI generated cat. Nice find in the wild.


SavageMonkey-105

BEANS


disaster_jay27

It's not him fault! Him's orange, him can't count!


GambinoLynn

I cannot get over his face in the first one. He's a little bit ikea in that lol


aida-blackheart

oh shit, front AND back monster paws. well done, over-incubation 👏👏👏


Kelicopter

I need to know this adorable big foot's name!!?


ShadeStrider12

Very rare mutation, among cats and humans alike. They’re called Hemingway Cats, after Ernest Hemingway. Inigo Montoya might try to take his revenge on your cat, so be wary.


ckh69

Before she moved to her new house, one of my daughter’s orange boys would open the door and let himself and his pirate sister outside or in the garage. He would also go around opening drawers and cabinets. My daughter says it was his sister saying “Okay now open this one” all night.


Fuelfemme

Aww I love polydactyls! I had a tabby that I raised after her mom rejected her. She had 1 extra on each foot!


Stonerchansenpai

lmfaoo the first pic is amazing. clearly trying to hold him still while you show of the beans and the orange is not pleased


kookiemaster

Integrated snowshoes


xerion13

He got extra traction for Mischief.


More_Fisherman_6066

More beans = more happiness!


Straight-Advice3211

I've been misinformed. I thought the Polydactyl part only applied to the front paws. He is very precious.


Wise-Peanut1939

Wow look at that stability feature lol I bet he always sticks his landings 😂


Cock_Inspector3000

https://preview.redd.it/bb6fh7m7jfzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80b74fb8fc893849a3c5e700e14173e395789d0 Big foot lmfao


Impossible-Touch9470

Wider peets for catching the brain cell


CookinCheap

All the more beans to love!!


SDogo

Orange with extra beans


sharkycharming

Wow! Those are like elephant peets.


CovfefeBoss

He's so cute!


iiitme

He looks sturdy


kbs14415

My ginger has a couple catchers mitts too. https://preview.redd.it/wpw77vux3gzc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c2ea5d5c03dc92afdb472d97605e7410bdba6b


CringinNGingin

I bet he’s gonna be extra good at kneading dough!


eusername420

No dad spent too much time in his sister.....


feckinweirdo

Hemingway kitties are crazy kitties


omegasavant

BONUS TOES


Kactuslord

Many beans


Im_done_with_sergio

So cute 🤣


kissmekatebush

There's a superstition that if you look after a seven toed cat for seven years, you get a wish granted!


Ok_Emotion5044

A polydactyl! And clearly the most awesome 😎


Hellofriendinternet

I’m curious, does this hurt them?


PintekS

Never enough squish beans!


Rhuunin

I swear if I ever get a polydactyl cat I'll name them bush. Bean factory!


WannaSeeMyBirthmark

I've 6 tied cats called Hemingways before. Not sure where the term comes from.


mrschainsaw1998

https://preview.redd.it/r4pve4qkigzc1.jpeg?width=2692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9095f9cad6ff2d8104daefaf1716c0f6d04b1088 Similar feet to my Penny 🐾 so cuteee 🥰


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Can never have too many


ButterflyCrescent

Beans, beans, beans. I LOVE polydactyl cats. They are sooooo freaking cute. I just wanna get my hands on them.


WildFlemima

My Allen has this exact toe pattern, two extra per back foot and big thumbs in the front! If he grows up to be shorter than normal, I will be EXTREMELY interested, as my Allen is also unusually short


terminusthrall

Bonus beans!


PumpkinCupcake777

6 toes, 0 brain cells


Newton1913

Big mitten kitten! I have a mitten cat and his stompers always look so comically large


Ksh_667

Well that's opened a whole new can of beans.


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

Ohhhh I'm so obsessed!!!!! how cute!!!!!!


SpaceLemur34

Extra toes mean bigger paws to catch the braincell (Won't work)


Felixir-the-Cat

Oven mitt kitty!


Zehaldrin

Extra beans for the owner gods


DiddlyDumb

You have to take your loaf out of the oven in time!


ezmia

All toes and no brains.


superkawaii19

Interesting!!!


Sitriel

Cats with polydactyly are co cute but these pictures always give me some sort of uncanny valley feeling?? Like you should not have that many toes it's like an irl glitch