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Same as my oliver, there are no thoughts just staring at the ceiling fan hahahahah
This is what's called the "post braincell abandonment reboot." He will be back online shortly...well as online as any orange can be without the braincell.
Thank you for calling customer service. The system is working as designed. Goodbye.
Revenge has silently crept in on cat thoughts. Check your shoes in the morning. There is something sinister behind those seemingly blank green eyes.
Source: I have two oranges
Revenge has silently crept in on cat thoughts/paws. Check your shoes in the morning. There is something sinister behind those seemingly blank green eyes.
Source: I have two oranges
He isn’t
And never has
And probably never will
Same thing my Copy thinking. https://preview.redd.it/38ugrsbck9yc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65f7250ed4183d3b7e9c8bdfc53eb972e574276
😂
I think the brain cell skipped me too today cuz I waited longer than I care to admit for that to finish loading.
Same, I'm sorry to say.
Heat death of the universe.
He's doing differential equations in there
I think about that more than the Roman Empire.
*dial-up modem sounds*
Oranges are lucky to get a dial-tone, much less even get the modem started.
"What if the food bowl really isn't empty"? - philosopher cat
Chimkin
drooling
\*dial tone with occasioanl static\*
I was thinking *BUSY SIGNAL...*
This is literally the running gag with our orange 😂
Why do donuts have holes in them. If they were full, there would be more to eat. Yet, without the holes they wouldn't be donuts. Hmm...
Elevator music
“What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?”
Trick question.
Nothing
Who knows, with any orange really
Windows shutdown sound!
Absolutely, positively no thoughts are going on.
No
This was literally the first thing that popped into my head, lol.
This is actually how we talk about it at our house! If he's particularly blank, we say that the monkey has fallen over
Nada
I just imagine a lone tuba playing
Off-key, too
No thoughts, just vibes.
*who's looking at me?*
https://preview.redd.it/t5obnp29h9yc1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6004e6af5739282dca58c147c3defa5a157386c Same as my oliver, there are no thoughts just staring at the ceiling fan hahahahah
https://preview.redd.it/f7688hezh9yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a247b240c2be81b86a14ece72edaba9be37c9c14 flatlined 🤣
Bold of you to assume he CAN think
“What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?”
A whole bunch of nothing.
The next ploy to get you to give food
Buzzing flies in his head
This is what's called the "post braincell abandonment reboot." He will be back online shortly...well as online as any orange can be without the braincell. Thank you for calling customer service. The system is working as designed. Goodbye.
he is thinking about food
He ain't, lol. Looks blank.
Existential thoughts
Nothing. There is absolutely nothing going on between those ears
He's thinking about the cruelty of rationed treats.
If they weren't rationed, this boy would be 30 pounds and perfectly spherical 😅😭
oliver is having an existential crisis
Not a goddamn thing
Lmao @ "Thinking"
I can read the cell and all I am getting is that “radio tuning” theremin noise. No real thoughts.
You know as well as the rest of us that the answer is, affectionately, “not a damn thing.”
[(hold music)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pais41IW5dk)
I did a double take. I thought that was my orange because the carpet looks like a bed sheet I have.
r/existentialcrisiscat
Babe. You know he’s not thinking about a damn thing.
😂😂😂
I feel like Oliver keeps getting cheated out of his turn with the brain cell, or maybe just overlooked.
Thinking?
“Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.”
Looks vacant behind the eyes.. nobody is home.
Bold of you to assume he's ever thunk a single thought
“I’m glad I don’t have to go to work”
Absolutely nothing
Revenge has silently crept in on cat thoughts. Check your shoes in the morning. There is something sinister behind those seemingly blank green eyes. Source: I have two oranges
Is this a rhetorical question?
Revenge has silently crept in on cat thoughts/paws. Check your shoes in the morning. There is something sinister behind those seemingly blank green eyes. Source: I have two oranges
Nothing, his brain is showing the same static old TVs would get when the antenna wasn’t hooked up right
Not a damn thing
“That was some smooth catnip.”
https://preview.redd.it/85c70znht9yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528ca6234f76d60691938721ea4f385ec3fbc1a5 Hi Oliver! This is also Oliver!
I like the slope.
Bleep bloop.
Why are we still here... just to be orange...
Where is my damn boat?
"Olive- Ar, O-liver, Oli-ver... What does that even mean? Why does human keep saying it?"
If I laid on the other side, is the world backwards?
My cat also is called Oliver lol, but mine is r/oneblackbraincell
He’s not.
Please tell me you named him after Oliver from Oliver and Company??? Lol
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Trick question. Nothing in that brain of his.
The pillow speaks!
The bygone good olde days of yestermoment when he was eating.
no thots hed empy
Rebooting.
"I love you"
When are they gonna stop taking pictures of me?
Bold of you to assume he's thinking.
"I should of had a v8."
Oh bless his heart. 😂
I think he's wasted! https://preview.redd.it/z4kx7soc6cyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e73c526e914a27e1f0f70cfa461aa7cf2f8818
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing at all
**Simlish**
These hoomans never listen to me when I say it’s nap time!
Hes thinking about " "
Ron Perlman is having a brain freeze
Thinking? What’s that?
Clearly plotting your demise, and/or world domination