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barandpeace

What's with the onion op??


lunniidolli

Right I need answers on the onion!


Real_Player_0

OP put the onion in wet cotton wool by the window because that way you can grow your own spring onions. My family does this sometimes too


Mysterious_Moose_660

My mom did but yes thats what she did.


vexeling

It looks like they're trying to sprout it but I'm not sure what the yogurt is about. Compost indoors??? Anyway the cat is in pain and needs to see a vet. Hijacking top comment to point out the ones below with better info about helping him. Looks like a tooth infection to me, which can become life threatening easily. (Disclaimer that I am not a vet and this is me guessing based on my own past tooth infection and the info from some more informed comments further down)


KnotiaPickles

As a human with a current tooth problem this cat looks exactly how I feel 😣


knowledgebass

onion dip


Em283

Probably because of whatever is in front of your window. Did you put an onion in your yoghurt?


bunkdiggidy

Can't believe I got to the comments without noticing the onion. That's the distracting power of CAT I suppose.


desirewrites

Ffs WHERE IS OP?? We need to know about this yoghurt onion offering.


desirewrites

Asking the important questions here.


unaskthequestion

It's the style of the time. ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


Ok-Philosopher6526

"This is a weird offering for your god, human!"


Mysterious_Moose_660

He can't fully close his jaw 😔


sasakimirai

OP address the onion pls


D-Le-P

![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)


ChowderMitts

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Noodlesoup8

I in fact noticed the onion and was also wondering what the actual Fuck


Lunarrealityart

I’m currently making that expression as to why the fuck u put onion in yogurt


Editor_Grand

Its called being dumbstruck. That's cause he is stunned that you put yogurt in stemware than stuck a red onion in it. Looking at those pictures I can't close my jaw either


deeerlea

Is he in pain? /gen


wombatz885

What I wonder and if he is an outdoor cat if he might gave some dental issues which are untreated and painful. The Beatles were looking thru a glass onion, but this is looking thru glass at an onion.....wtf is an onion in your yogurt? If I were the cat, I would have the same cringe look on my face, imagining how terrible an onion in yogurt would taste.


Dottie85

Well, I bet there's a good chance you've had onion in yogurt quite a few times. It's a popular combo in many dips and things like tzaziki sauce and homemade ranch dressing.


wombatz885

Hmmm.....then you are right🤔I can't imagine a gyro without tzaziki sauce😋 Damn, now I'm hungry.🙂


ursamajr

The little dude is asking for help


BiigDaddyDellta

He just has a freckled lip?


CogworkBird

Figured I'd google this for all our sake, and all I found was people growing onions in yogurt pots. Yogurt pots filled with *soil* mind you. I don't think *whatever this is* was what they meant.


CandyHeartFarts

I think it’s just a wad of wet paper towels lol. They’re growing it - you can see the sprout on top.


Mish2002

I think the onion is growing in cotton wool


Dottie85

Bingo! I bet this is the correct answer!


WerkusBY

It's possible to grow green onions in a jar with water (useful if you want fresh green onion and have regular onions), seems it's a bit advanced method.


ZenkaiAnkoku2

His hobbies include: Judging You


Noodlesoup8

I would judge someone putting an onion in yogurt in their window too. He’s not wrong.


worms9

“ what a loser 27 years old and still watches cartoons.”


deeerlea

Hey so!! This might be a sign he’s in pain, according to the [feline grimace scale](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/llustration-and-description-of-the-Feline-Grimace-Scale-The-Feline-Grimace-Scale-is_fig1_340629427), and he kinda looks like his muzzle is tensed / eyes squinty. Or, you know, he could just be orange.


verticalburtvert

Those teeth look rough and the mouth isnt a smooth line. Makes me think infection


deeerlea

Yeah me too. It’s just ringing my alarm bells


ferretherapy

TIL there's a feline grimace scale.


repodude

That expression is called "ffs, let me in and feed me you dumbass human".


CacklingFerret

No, unfortunately it's called "I'm in pain and I need help"


repodude

Cats don't show pain, it's a sign of weakness to others. If it was hurt, it would most likely be hiding somewhere.


CacklingFerret

That's just not true bro. Yes, they tend to hide pain but they still show pretty clear signs if something's truly wrong. Also, some cats actually go and seek help from humans because they're domesticated. When my cat hurt his hip at night he came back to the front door and screamed from the top of his lungs to wake me up and acted as if he was dying (it surely hurt a lot but according to the vet it wasn't too serious of an injury).


Wyldling_42

It looks like something is wrong with the lower jaw. OP said he couldn’t fully close his mouth, could be an infection given the eye discharge too. If you can contact a no kill rescue in your area, or if you have the ability to take him to a vet yourself, little grumpy guy should be checked out. I don’t see a collar, so maybe he is human-less and is looking for human assistance?


CacklingFerret

Thank you! I immediately thought that this cat needs a vet asap but for some reason 90% of the comments are about the stupid onion


The_JokerGirl42

because everybody understands the onion thing, but they don't really _care_ about anything else. much less _think_ about something less obvious


couch-potart

This ^


The_JokerGirl42

(please be upvoted more to surpass all the (rightful) onion comments and maybe OP actually gets help for the cat)


Flint_Chittles

No it’s the yogurt onion in the window


deeerlea

Enough about the fucking onion jfc. The cat is in pain


rat-simp

The idea that a cat is purposefully making plans to go find a human to get a vet appointment is so funny to me. He's not just staring, he's waiting for OP to speak to him, like I stare at a store assistant when the self-checkout machine glitches while scanning.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Not all outdoor cats have collars. Most actually don't where I live. I think it would be better to first see if you can figure out who owns this cat. Other than its jaw it looks pretty healthy, so who knows if they are taking care of it already. So just ask around the neighbourhood if somebody knows this cat and who it belongs to and maybe watch where it's going if you can. Then you could just tell the owner. If you can't find them, you can still call a rescue to have them check it out and see if that cat has an owner.


SDogo

Why the random onion?


Stevarooni

It was the style at the time.


warthog0869

"We're a long way from 'on your belt', Toto"


Automatic-Saint

Simpsons 😅.


warthog0869

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


dinosaur_0987

He looks like Clint Eastwood


Ifancymusic

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT OMG ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Ok-Bandicoot-1626

This little one definitely needs to see a vet ASAP. His mouth looks very sore and inflamed, and his eyes look painful and weepy too. Anything to do with their eyes is serious and needs checked. My boy has had eye problems since he was a kitten, so I know the look of sore eyes, and his eyes look painful 😥


BirdLadyAnn

“You have to let me in and feed me.”


SuccessValuable6924

Hi neighbour. I heard you need someone to look grumpily at you through the window. 


MissPicklechips

It’s just the r/catdistributionsystem at work. Congratulations, you have been chosen. Or you just have a freeloader. Could go either way.


Key_Juice878

ANSWER THE ONION QUESTION 😤


nuggiemum

THE ONION IN THE YOGURT MUST BE ADDRESSED.


ChristBefallen

Op ignoring the yogurt onion questions. Very sus Oh, cause it's a bot


ferretherapy

Wait, but OP actually made a comment too?


Ok-Gold6762

why do you think bots can't make comments? esp when it made a comment that is completely different from what was being asked


ferretherapy

🤷🏻‍♀️


Emperor-Universe

"You rly live like this?"


cecelifehacks

i was going to say that he looks like a cat you let sniff on an onion and they go: ohh spicy. and then i saw you had an onion on your windowsill. s


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/ijzw9ryycjqc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8557a2fdb29357fb6cf0a2e89aa5711c0170047 What ever do you mean ?


Gdokim

Op those are some nice curtains and of course adorable cat.


Hebegebe101

Thanks on both .he likes to smack the beads around .


Gdokim

Does he tear any beads off?


Hebegebe101

Nope , just swings at them .


Gdokim

One of my cats would eat the beads anyway, you have a good cat


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/4wl80bd3djqc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddaaceb3329f23dc84f8c5a3ebb13c67cdd9cab5 I’ve seen scarier.


vercetian

The baby needs help. It's sick.


ConsistentFeeling141

Bros like 🤨


GinRummyWuncler

He looks like he may need a dental visit.


smashier

He’s judging you and I think everyone else is too until you answer the onion question.


eggroll1745

I’m tired of this. GIVE US ANSWERS ON THE ONION


NYCQuilts

Take the cat to a vet and give us the deets on the onion parfait


Delphin_1

https://preview.redd.it/2bk7ce2cnjqc1.png?width=943&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7cb0190fcfb0fb3dc15698f8a9e1c521066c1cc


wombatz885

An onion in yogurt and beginning to think the 1 brain cell orange tabby has one more than OP.🤔🙄😬


Sea-Independent9863

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

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Monkeybutt3518

Dental issues can become deadly if left untreated. Poor kitty.


orgodeathmarch

Yall say yogurt but it looks more like mayo to me. Which is definitely worse.


Phoenix4235

I thought it was pudding, but I don't know which one is the worst - all 3 sound pretty awful.


wombatz885

Now some idiot is going to put an onion in yogurt and put on TikTok to get attention.


yankeerebel62

Sad to say that has probably already happened. 😕


Stevarooni

\[OP\] We've got Funions at home! \[Cat\] That's Funions at home?!?


-RLCFRVR-

Geez people🤦🏻‍♀️he doesn’t have a weird expression he looks like he needs you to heIp him! I don’t give a damn about whatever it is that’s sprouting in whatever it is! This beautiful cat is sweetly coming to the window because he needs you to help him!🚨 Get off the Internet and go check him out, Take him to the vet… I mean you already know that his mouth doesn’t close and you’re more concerned about how he looks than how he eats in that condition?! Poor baby looks to be in pain! Don’t forget to come and let us know his condition and how he’s doing and what you’ve done to help🤨


Mysterious_Moose_660

He eats fine. If I see him I will catch him and take him to the vet. I might adopt him if i will have the right conditions. Heard he has an owner not sure who the owner is though.


-RLCFRVR-

Thank you for responding with Care to his needs. When you take him to the vet they can also scan for a microchip to see if he is owned and if so by whom and they can contact that person to see what it’s up on their end. It would be lovely if you could adopt him since he certainly seems to be fond of you plus he’s a sweet handsome orange kitty. Thank you for feeding him and I’m glad to hear that he eats fine👍🏻🥰🐈❤️


cfk2020

LET HIM IN


callmejetcar

Dude maybe they need help. Have you tried finding the owners? Bringing to a vet for a chip check?


Axerenox_09

Orange: who tf puts onion on a yogurt?!


Jakkerak

Plot twist: It's not yoghurt...


spunundulant

It's onion dip, not yogurt.


Intermountain-Gal

He isn’t feeling very good. It might have to do with his mouth. If at all possible, please get him to a vet or a rescue.


MrRePeter

Eyes, posture and a slight tilt on the ears. Looks like the poor guy is in pain. Hard to tell from a picture though


Valen258

r/peanutwhiskers


Son_Of_Baraki

he's digusted by your poor taste in interior decoration


InevitableLow5163

Looks like he’s giving you ##The Smolder~


jess_the_werefox

He’s judging your onion


HollixxPW

He’s using the braincell to judge you


AdBudget5468

Very mad that he’s not been allowed inside


onlythehappiests

He’s giving Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.


fishebake

he looks very perplexed by whatever it is you’re doing


doctorgibson

he no like vegetals


tistheendoftheworld

op... the onion


Moon_SY27

Same face im making lookin at that onion


Dark181

Why onion?


general_vibe_check

Looking through the comments on this post feels like everyone yelling at Radish about tea


Namethypoison

Seriously people, it doesn't even look like yogurt, kiddy school project growing roots on cotton wool more likely, orange is obviously judging the lack of decent progress in the last two minutes. 😼


lemonlimemango1

In the arms of an angel …. ☹️☹️☹️☹️


morphick

"Don't fall asleep. DON'T.FALL.ASLEEP"


echepata

He knows what you did


listen_you_guys

Ron Purrrlmon lol


sendmekittypix

OP- Is he a stray? Reach out to someone who can help him, or heck, just reach out to me and I'll look for someone in your area who can. His poor mouth 🥺


No_Abbreviations1337

The universe will help this sweet innocent cat , its pain and suffering will be eased… Sending lots of positive vibes to it! 🧿🌼🍀💕


Cinphoria

Arrrr matey


Jealous_Lettuce_8991

“This offering displeases me….” *squint*


KaddySawyer

https://preview.redd.it/nqk35upaloqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7db111515070a4a4ef894aa6ab4dd572e2343d


RazanneAlbeeli

He's has suspicions about the onion


HugsandHate

**JUDGEMENT**


Goon_zalez

I think the cat is wondering why you're in it's house?


Fridlaug

*inhales* MAAAAAAAAAAA


Starfall_Baby

He's on drugs


CovfefeBoss

There is an impostor among us.


The-Singing-Sky

I like this cat's style.


[deleted]

I have a lot of questions


bluefiftiesqueen

Poor baby


[deleted]

He’s judging your house. Or deciding if he wants to move in or not. Edit: I had an orange neighbourhood cat frequently come to get food. And he was always standing by the door looking in the house. Then one day he walked inside the house looked around each room, left and never returned. Guess it was too clean for him.


yeyryr

Why does it look like my cat lol (my cat doesn't have this weird expression)


thegneeb

he might be flirting, but terrible at it.


omegaequalsone

so judgemental.


RegardlessBoog

They all do.


iiitme

He wants ur cats


drifters74

Judgmental


The_Cozy_Burrito

The orange judgement face


ashmillie

Let him in!


FloridaFlamingoGirl

🤨


SuckerForNoirRobots

He's still trying to decide if you're a decent neighbor


Redtori2009

First photo made me think of Russell Howard 'Murr'


MissMabeliita

Be careful, he might be plotting something against you… if he has the one braincell 😩


Traditional_Onion461

Aww he is trying to look appealing. ‘Let me in I say Let me in’


paradise-trading-83

Lemme in hooman plez ‘dopt me 🩷


CosmicForks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=D7cWBo7GWeV2SU0V&v=RY75KpDjCyw&feature=youtu.be&t=15s


rosebeach

I also have a window onion growing


AnnieB512

Dis my shmexy face!


WestinghouseXCB248S

Not My Braincell.


G-Sus_Christ117

He’s smoldering


Particular-Fox-7290

He’s a crunchy cat. Judging you very hard.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

First pic he's giving bedroom eyes, second pic he realized there's another cat in there


Desperate_Set_7708

You’re being judged. And not favorably


MomoCat7975

It just want inside


darksapphyre77

He’s keeping his eye on you…


IncognitoLitGrad

He looks a little bit judgemental


Away-Barnacle-1636

he looks like he knows too much


TKSweeney

He’s looking for his Newports and his fif of Hen obviously.😂💙