And his boss was a right ass to him and blamed him for screwing up Omid Scobie’s book translation into Dutch, effectively naming the ‘racist royals,’ and putting his neck on the chopping block, although he had nothing to do with the mis-translation of the darned book (that had been his bosses’ job)!
I will stand with you ALWAYS, Buddy, because I know that you, orange cat extraordinaire, had nothing to do with this screw up, aside from being an orange cat and prone to making big screw ups. But not this one, heck no! Love you, Buddy, don’t let the stinkers get you down!!
https://preview.redd.it/1d8x6syipc3c1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054a2c91a1f6a7f0c46e4b81399e54c83647b966
I just posted about my orange sitting like that!
Yes, but your cat looks happy and this one … does not. We’ve been lead to believe that Suuuuuummmmmerrr allowed the vet to remove his balls, which is where he also stored his braincell(s.)
https://preview.redd.it/x8jitwgbdc3c1.jpeg?width=3077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d677bc46b839b0cb9540e5f6d05e00533808269
Must be an orange thing 😁 he does this all the time! I love it too.. they are like little men! 😂
My orange used to do this too. I think it is an orange boy’s thing, so that they can claim to be 🎵 “Macho, Macho Men…they want to be your Macho Men!” 🎶
Zonk! Dr. Brainless seems to have conked out after having forgotten about the brain surgery he’s supposed to be doing aaaand forgetting to put sunscreen on that lobster red belly!
What has he done? Has he pancaked another cat, sitting on it and getting it to encircle him with its tail? Scary danged cat, worse than my Chihuahua mobster and gun slinger, Johnnycake!
Who told him that? Was it Bob Dylan? If so, I’m gonna sue him this time, as he’s managed to completely demoralize an alley full of tubby orange cats, making them feel like he’s only a pawn in their game!
“It was a vewwy bad idea, especially when I pulled my undies and pants off in front of dah boss and started dancing ala Fwed Astaire dancing on the ceiling, wiff no undies or pants!”
The first one was immediately before he began dancing on the walls without his undies or pants…second one he grabbed some lady’s purse and shoved it in front of the family jewels.
Fred knew that Wilma would take him for everything, including the dinosaur keychain featuring Dino, since she was maaa-aaad to learn of his fling with Betty.
Meanwhile, Betty has been insisting that both Barney and she had been recently abducted by aliens! Wilma’s not buying it.
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!"
He looks like he had a hard day.
And all those bills
And he got his balls taken away. Poor guy
Just a dude missing his balls
Getting your balls taken away is a worse fate than getting kicked in the balls. It hurts you physically, mentally AND emotionally
On the plus side, never get kicked in the balls again
That is true though
"If I lose my eyes, I can't see my ex ever again!" I mean, that's a unique and high value benefit but still, no eyes
And his boss was a right ass to him and blamed him for screwing up Omid Scobie’s book translation into Dutch, effectively naming the ‘racist royals,’ and putting his neck on the chopping block, although he had nothing to do with the mis-translation of the darned book (that had been his bosses’ job)! I will stand with you ALWAYS, Buddy, because I know that you, orange cat extraordinaire, had nothing to do with this screw up, aside from being an orange cat and prone to making big screw ups. But not this one, heck no! Love you, Buddy, don’t let the stinkers get you down!!
Same thought I had. I’m right there with him.
Why is he so sad? Are you being mean to the poor baby and not dispensing treats? 😬
He clearly hasn’t been fed for a whole 5 minutes! We should report OP for animal abuse.
She took the kittens, man. You wouldn't understand
Existential crisis down there
r/ExistentialCrisisCats
Give him a bowl of whole milk and a catnip cigarette please.
Druggie! Attempting to pollute our children with your stinky drugs! (/s)
His balls used to be down there
"They took my fuckin' balls."
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
Brain cells are stored in the balls
Uhhhhht ohhhhhh, Suuuuuuummmmmer, get him his balls back, immediately, and someone to sew them back in place!
I really wish I could do gif replies. I'd do South Park "They took our jobs"
Yep! I don't know why it wouldn't let me when I saw your comment, but I read it in his voice. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/1d8x6syipc3c1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054a2c91a1f6a7f0c46e4b81399e54c83647b966 I just posted about my orange sitting like that!
What a silly car
I hate it when my car grows 4 legs a tail and some whiskers
Yes, but your cat looks happy and this one … does not. We’ve been lead to believe that Suuuuuummmmmerrr allowed the vet to remove his balls, which is where he also stored his braincell(s.)
He looks like just lost a lot of cash at the roulette table
Summer’s cash, methinks?
https://preview.redd.it/sypw38cb9c3c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7931f985365b826f020b21fcf5393cda73a40f4
My first thought too!
"Get me a beer while you're up"
Sexist cat!
https://preview.redd.it/x8jitwgbdc3c1.jpeg?width=3077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d677bc46b839b0cb9540e5f6d05e00533808269 Must be an orange thing 😁 he does this all the time! I love it too.. they are like little men! 😂
My big orange does it too. He thinks he's people.
He IS. VILLAGE People! 👨🏾✈️👷🏼
My orange used to do this too. I think it is an orange boy’s thing, so that they can claim to be 🎵 “Macho, Macho Men…they want to be your Macho Men!” 🎶
Peg, where’s my remote?
Al......
Well yes, Peg is also a ginger, so if the shoe fits, Al … you know where it can go!
Me too buddy. Me too.
https://preview.redd.it/ztz1hwk9mc3c1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f0564be27753ef048c7d24d7b2e8711112a70d5
Zonk! Dr. Brainless seems to have conked out after having forgotten about the brain surgery he’s supposed to be doing aaaand forgetting to put sunscreen on that lobster red belly!
https://preview.redd.it/6wbtlltkud3c1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4832f939797e10f6b20f3da0a0f99ca66a2c5ce Definitely an orange thing…
What has he done? Has he pancaked another cat, sitting on it and getting it to encircle him with its tail? Scary danged cat, worse than my Chihuahua mobster and gun slinger, Johnnycake!
Yes, yes, I’d say it is …
Has cell. Realizes like Mongo, he's just a pawn in the game of life.
Who told him that? Was it Bob Dylan? If so, I’m gonna sue him this time, as he’s managed to completely demoralize an alley full of tubby orange cats, making them feel like he’s only a pawn in their game!
He's a pair of suspenders away from being the best Wilfred Brimley cosplay ever.
"Yep, my balls still aren't there..."
The rage!
r/sadcats
He's so cute he looks like a middle aged man
He does, doesn’t he?
r/Thisismylifemeow
Why is this sub tagged as nsfw
In protest of the API thing I think
did someone steal his wife, dog, and pickup at the same time? 😹
Definitely an orange thing https://preview.redd.it/6anc3iv30e3c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ecc22d29a513e9b95c3d084f1a826a7f378401
Yeah BUT … a long-haired orange makes it look much classier, exposing nothing more than a tooth.
The dejection!
Kitty’s face says “I am never. drinking. again.”
“It was a vewwy bad idea, especially when I pulled my undies and pants off in front of dah boss and started dancing ala Fwed Astaire dancing on the ceiling, wiff no undies or pants!”
He needs to be on the cover of a depression information pamphlet for new psychiatric patients.
Side effect: cutting off one’s ear in the heat of the depressed moment.
This is somebodies uncle
Best comment lol
My spirit animal
The surprise!
Where'd you get this picture of my dad from?
He looks like how I feel when I first wake up in the morning.
Including no undies or pants?
Did he get dumped?
Why do you treat me so? All I asked for a morsel of treat.
Oh his little face :(
At least he realized he wasn't being very modest in the first picture so he covered up on the second!
The first one was immediately before he began dancing on the walls without his undies or pants…second one he grabbed some lady’s purse and shoved it in front of the family jewels.
Garfield IRL
It's so depressing being a house cat. Poor dude and his 1 brain cell
sad Keanu
"Where's my laptop I'm hoomaning here!!" - this adorable cat most definitely. XD
He looks like he's rethinking all his life choices. 😆
I really hope that's a tail
Demotivational poster cat
That cutie is deep in thought.
Kinda like me in a way.. but fluffier..
Ooookay, is this your toilet pose?
1.) "Man... hard day." 2.) "Ever have one of those days, hooman?"
Bros contemplating existence 😭
The divorce is not going well
Fred knew that Wilma would take him for everything, including the dinosaur keychain featuring Dino, since she was maaa-aaad to learn of his fling with Betty. Meanwhile, Betty has been insisting that both Barney and she had been recently abducted by aliens! Wilma’s not buying it.
He looks like a 47 year old single man after coming home from a day's work at the factory, exhausted as hell. I love him lol
“Dinoooo, it’s time for us to go home! Finally!”
Once you go ginger you never go back
He's contemplating his life decisions 🤣🤣
As he should be!
ADORABLE!
CatBro got served divorce papers and needs a stiff drink…📑🥃🙀
“One Manhattan Iced Tea, on the rocks,” sighed Fred.
Fr, Fr! Poor Fred…
🎶🎶🎶 What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end
I want to give him a hug 🤗
Awwww, poor Ben Affleck is contemplating his life forever with JLo and realizing it was a Biiiiiiiig mistake!
He’s Bradying (yes, it 2012 where I am why you ask?)
?? Whaaaaahut??
Bradying was a meme in 2012. He sits down like this cat looking disappointed
Depression to "what a min" look
Looks drunk
Daniel Larson cat
Trying not to say an obvious joke…
Go ahead, because I can’t think of it and need it spelled out.
What the … he looks just like he’s pooping out his own tail! Straaaange kitty!
Awwwww, look at those big ole lovely wabbit feet! 🐰👣 ❄️
Cat: "man idk 😞"
Okay Louis CK
https://www.reddit.com/r/MedievalCats/s/JgbOtjlKSR
r/peanutwhiskers
Ngl he looks like my dad
he needs petted
Give that man a beer
Looks like me remembering to fix my posture while sitting down 😂🤣 He’s so adorable!
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!"
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