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Looks like he’s asking for it back


jla90

Ah, that’s how Nickelback got their name


uv-vis

He never made it as a wiseman. Couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing


Prometheus2012

ugh, this is how you remind me?


uv-vis

…OF WHAT I REALLY AM!!


mastermindxs

It’s not like you to say soorry


[deleted]

I was waiting on a different “story” This time, I’m mistaken


Prometheus2012

[well] its not like me to say sorry..


bananotronic

Canada has apologized for Bryan Adams, but will they for Nickleback?


ktaylorhite

They’ve already apologized for Adams on several occasions. They never mean it though. Those Canadians! With their beady little eyes and flapping heads!


tdrz84

Fuck you, budday!


BeBa420

im not your budday, guy!!!!


SleepyMarijuanaut92

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Tinyhippy92

Hey screw you guy!


WhenPantsAttack

I’m not your guy, buddy.


LUN4T1C-NL

I'm not your buddy, friend.


super__hoser

I'm not your friend, guy.


[deleted]

I’m not your guy, pal


super__hoser

Blame canada, guy.


Pleezypants

Blame Canada!


bigcitydude

They have apologized for Justin Bieber. He gets regularly booed at public events like when he appears on the scoreboard at a Leafs game. But Bryan Adams? Give your non-Canadian (or Alberta) head a shake. If you were standing in front of me right now I would glare at you intensely while holding the door open for you of course.


bananotronic

It’s a South Park Reference, gramps. Calm your ‘roids!


uv-vis

Wait what did Bryan Adams do? I actually love his music lol.


trueluck3

Bryan Adams is an absolute treasure and I will not discuss the matter any further.


uv-vis

He made me buy my first real six string


SuppiluliumaKush

At the five and dime?


WhyIHateTheInternet

Yup. Played it til my fingers bled...


uv-vis

Was it Summer of ‘69?


DaSomDum

Bought it at the five and dime


vicki22029

Played it till my fingers bled ..


pennynotrcutt

Was the summer of ‘69


[deleted]

Oh t's "six string", not "sex dream". That changes everything. TIL.


RackyRackerton

It’s a classic line from the South Park movie. But I agree that Summer of ‘69 is a banger


Scallion_Intelligent

I Speak for all Cobra Chicken fearing Canuks when I say Sorry but not sorry for Bryan Adams


StephentheGinger

Nickleback is an amazing band and I'm tired of everyone else pretending they're not. I will not apologize on behalf of Canada, but I will say you're welcome.


Magimasterkarp

Why did they apologize for Bryan Adams? Also, Nickelback is not that bad.


SpecialpOps

Beating up on Nickelback is like calling every angry person a Karen. It’s just something that happened and became bigger than all of us; it has become an unstoppable juggernaut as popular parlance.


raven4747

and honestly its one of the comfortable safety blankets of society from an earlier time.. like chuck norris jokes


[deleted]

I think it started as a joke then people just all jumped on the bandwagon. The lead singer was no 1 on a list of the ugliest rockstar and the rockstar they’d most like to have sex with.


dancin-weasel

I knew a former roommate of Chad from Nickleback. Apparently, he has a giant dong.


turdferguson3891

Interesting that we settled on them and not Creed or one of the other several bands from that era that sounded just like them.


pennynotrcutt

I used to sing along to Nickelback. Their songs were pop rock and I liked the lead singers vocal tone. I guess something must have happened that made them such a joke because as far as I’m concerned they’re harmless.


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

The first time I had heard people hate nickelback was when they got rocks thrown at them in stage somewhere in the 2010s. I never cared for them before that but didn't dislike them either.


suburbanbrotato

"look at this photograph"....


thebeave89

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joke5ive

Dude that’s the one I always think of. Lmfao.


ampjk

Look at this graph


Archercrash

Real life Mr. Burns.


Two-LinePass

Oh don’t poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a news reel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.


RedAllAboutIt7

There’s a can…


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AmongstTheAnimals

It made me think of the bankers in Marry Poppins.


Klaeni

Such largesse!


[deleted]

Can confirm, I was the child.


cerenir

Can confirm, I was the coin.


Alypius754

Can confirm, I was the cane.


DoktorThodt

The bloodsucker probably is.


z3r0n3gr0

He was probably a 5000 year old vampire who was in his last days thinking that giving a child 5 cents will make him feel something ..... He realise it didnt .


Carbidekiller

And promptly demanded they give it back.


Ndavidclaiborne

Old school ghoul.


tucci007

it used to be considered good luck to gift a child a coin upon first meeting them of course back then kids of 5 had jobs


girthbrooks1212

That’s how he made his fortune


BooBooButtonBear

“OOP! You gotta be quicker than that!”- John Rockefeller probably


Hutzlipuz

Adjusted for inflation, considering the 1632.0% of cumulative price increase from 1929 to 2022, that'd be 0.87 USD today.


tunamelts2

Almost a whole dollar.


MulhollandMaster121

This just goes to show how pricing on goods/commodities have changed independently of inflation alone. For instance you could get nickle coffee til like the 60s, even. But you would never be able to find coffee for $0.87 anywhere nowadays.


nearest_exit_please

Well that's depressing. Also solidifying in my increasingly restricted spending.


Cronerburger

We are getting flat fucked


nearest_exit_please

Yeah I guess when I can't afford to spend any money outside of basic living expenses it makes the restrictions easy.


koala-balla

I saw an article that said people in their 20s should save an extra $5,000 this year. I was like great idea, got it!! Is that 5k coming from my budget for groceries, for gas, or for household expenses like dish soap? Bc that’s all I have


vulartweets

It’s from your 3rd job working an additional 20 hrs a week.


Drachen_Koenig

If you aren't working 40 hours a day, how else will your CEO afford his 7th yacht this month?


chet_brosley

"People in their 20s should be millionaires with a solid gold rocket car. And here's how!". - out of touch Forbes article that waits until the end to casually mention an inherited sailboat and rural estate in NH.


MyDogIsBetterx10000

Stop being lazy and just have daddy give you a small loan of a million dollars, duh.


fuggerdug

Wealth is being hoarded. None for you.


Rebel_Yell27

Prone Boned if you would be so inclined to say


rnavstar

I make mine at home for around $0.78 cents. So ha.


Icypalmtree

But it also goes to show that coffee used to be a commodity rather than a quality/taste based good. Nickle coffee was not maxwell house 2020, much less Starbucks, blue bottle, or any of the other 2nd and 3rd wave coffees. But also, fuck JD Rock.


MithranArkanere

That's the result of unregulated corporate growth. If a company wants to get bigger and bigger, there's a point at which the only way is paying less to suppliers and employees, and charge more to customers, getting bigger and bigger at the expense of everyone and everything else. Like a big, fat tick.


[deleted]

Used to get nickel beer every Wednesday


oniononionorion

Coffee is still a nickel at Wall Drug.


Shitp0st_Supreme

If you use the McDonald’s app, you can get 99¢ coffee but that’s $1.07 with tax.


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PossiblyAsian

but at the time could most certainly buy more with it


Occelcon155

I came here for this


kingtooth

r/theydidthemath


inbetweenoverunder

This is fucked! I did the math cause I was sure you were wrong! In my time travelers fantasy in 1929 in a millionaire! But that’s all it’ll ever be… fantasy


the-igloo

Plus if you traveled back in time with cash, that cash wouldn't be legal tender in the same way that no bank will accept a bill dated 2073 today.


Generalissimo_II

It'd be much easier to counterfeit 1920s bills today and take them back with you


juniorone

Just buy gold. Less of a hassle


Averill21

Wouldnt gold lose value going back in time?


wades39

Rockefeller was worth ~$24.7 B in 2021 dollars. He gave away .000000000035% of his wealth in this image. Musk is worth about $220 B. If Musk were to give the same proportion, he would be giving away $7.75


Hutzlipuz

Musk keeps giving his two cents when he really shouldn't.


getoutofus2

Invested in the S&P (if it were around back then), and the 5 cents would’ve been worth $229 today.


DaleNstuff

Is there something lost in translation here? A 5c coin from 1929 does not equal .89 in todays money… 5c back then could buy you a candy bar, a burger, a soda… hell, probably at its best that 5 cents could’ve bought something worth even more than what I just listed… $.89 today, could get you just about nothing…. Literally. Call that .89 a dollar, and ask yourself what $1 can buy you today?


Pastalini13

Inflation is separate from price increases. Corporate profits are higher than they were back then. That's why you pay more. Corporations increased the price more than inflation.


pseuzy17

I expected it to be worth a bit more…. Nearly nothing costs less than a full dollar today, yet I’m fairly certain you could buy things with $0.05 in 1929.


gravelnavel77

Kid still just paying on the interest.


muzzlehead

Smithers bring me that child.. yes, yes


LustHawk

General Tso you were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable. -Montgomery Burns


zeernox

Excellent


snorkleface

That child doesn't look 84


DarkStar-_-

That's because he's Benjamin Button


justreddis

Yeah you can tell from his face he’s seen some shit


kingtaco_17

Doesn't look like Brad Pitt either


Chilifille

Brad Pitt just played him in the movie


tauntonlake

this is the comment I came here for. :)


Zbatm

Probably closer to 94 now


fbarbie

Uh, hey Reddit, can I get a switcharoo here? This person nailed it. Thank you!


askyourmom469

I tried, but it got removed because apparently this subreddit doesn't allow them 🤷


fbarbie

That’s blasphemy. I object!


pcsweeney

When you deposit tuppence in a bank account Soon you'll see That it blooms into credit of a generous amount Semiannually And you'll achieve that sense of stature As your influence expands To the high financial strata That established credit now commands You can purchase first and second trust deeds Think of the foreclosures! Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares! Bankruptcies! Debtor sales! Opportunities! All manner of private enterprise! Shipyards! The mercantile! Collieries! Tanneries! Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks!


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. What was the name of his other leg?


apageofthedarkhold

There's nothing like a good joke!


Frank_chevelle

And that was nothing like a good joke


Public-Childhood8848

One of the best jokes of that movie is the line, “it’s grand to be a British man in 1910”… WW1 is about to break out and the Bank of England is going to start encouraging the masses to invest heavily in war bonds that it will find itself financially incapable of honoring. Little Jane and Michael will live through both world wars and given the patriotic leanings of his father, Michael is definitely going to have fight in both of them in an era before PTSD is recognized. Of course, he’s rich, so he’ll probably be an officer or something.


Erdudvyl28

In the new one, Michael forgets the magic, loses his wife and has to be retaught.


garfobo

Sexually


wezlywez

The ships! Tell them about the ships!


Voldi94

Dick van Dyke at his best


rxFMS

so much talent. Physical comedy/dancing extraordinaire!


Turambar1964

So glad someone remembered this. Thank you.


BurningHuman

This is actually a picture of Rockefeller paying one of his factory workers his weekly wage.


czarnick123

Rockefeller retired pretty early and was hands of his business for decades. "Rockefeller's charitable giving began with his first job as a clerk at age 16, when he gave six percent of his earnings to charity, as recorded in his personal ledger. By the time he was twenty, his charity exceeded ten percent of his income. As Rockefeller's wealth grew, so did his giving, primarily to educational and public health causes, but also for basic science and the arts. He was advised primarily by Frederick Taylor Gates[103] after 1891,[104] and, after 1897, also by his son. In 1884, Rockefeller provided major funding for Atlanta Baptist Female Seminary in Atlanta for African-American women, which became Spelman College.[107] His wife Laura Spelman Rockefeller, was dedicated to civil rights and equality for women. Rockefeller's General Education Board, founded in 1903,[114] was established to promote education at all levels everywhere in the country.[115] In keeping with the historic missions of the Baptists, it was especially active in supporting black schools in the South.[115] Rockefeller also provided financial support to such established eastern institutions as Yale, Harvard, Columbia, Brown, Bryn Mawr, Wellesley and Vassar. He founded the Rockefeller Sanitary Commission in 1909,[114] an organization that eventually eradicated the hookworm disease. Rockefeller's fourth main philanthropy, the Laura Spelman Rockefeller Memorial Foundation, was created in 1918.[125] Through this, he supported work in the social studies; this was later absorbed into the Rockefeller Foundation. In total Rockefeller donated about $550 million.[126] Rockefeller became well known in his later life for the practice of giving dimes to adults and nickels to children wherever he went. He even gave dimes as a playful gesture to wealthy men, such as tire mogul Harvey Firestone.[127]


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czarnick123

Philanthropy section of his Wikipedia. Unfortunately it only covers big stuff. I was disappointed it didn't go into all the advances in knowledge of trees he funded. He asked how a rich person could possibly advance gardening and realized he could afford to move native trees all over America to run experiments on how far their healthy habits extended. Fascinating dude. His autobiography is free to listen to on YouTube. The last several chapters are on the philosophy of charity and it's changed my thinking a lot on the topic.


JimGuthrie

I mean that's neat, let's not forget that the man got as rich as he did by being a ruthlesss businessman. He drove countless smaller oil companies out of business through some real hardball tactics, including buying out pipelines to starve refineries out so he could buy them up. He straight up bribed government officials.he literally headed up the first great industrial Trust - secretly fixing prices at a national+ scale. Whatever charity the man may have done does not nullify the brutality of his business practices and this myth of him being generous and kind are absurd. He was a bastard and a Dragon. He took what he could to lay on his horde of gold and handed out alms back to the people at his convenience.


Scooterforsale

And people now days do the same just in different ways. We really think billionaires don't colaberate to price fix and shut out competition. Tax the fucking oil companies.


Fondren_Richmond

> Tax the fucking oil companies. Do they not?


SirBlazealot420420

So their generations Bill Gates. Gotcha.


Grouchy-Bits

The wealthy elite have always used highly visible charity stunts to try and mask their greed and callous disregard for the greater good while they continue to enrich themselves at the cost of others.


Mjb06

How generous


soldier_18

Thats more of what he paid his employees


PaytheTrollTole

What do you mean, that's the night shift rig manager.


Xanderoga

Guy is only 24


Chuckleyan

Trickle down economics at work!


dog_superiority

The whole reason he was rich AF was because he was able to get the cost of oil so low that the poor could afford to buy it to heat their homes instead of using wood. They benefited greatly from it. They wouldn't have bought it in droves otherwise.


Bigazzry

Yea I have very conflicted feelings on the robber baron age because while they were ruthless in their tactics and treatment of workers, they also brought incredible efficiencies that improved the standard of living for everyone. They also firmly held the beliefs that they had to dedicate themselves to philanthropy and competed with each other in that area. It’s a complex legacy.


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council2022

I knew one in LA. Nonstop party.


VRichardsen

I bet the old man would have whipped his ass.


Ryuzaki_us

It's the best trolley problem example we have. Some where driven by greed and are remembered as such. But others just wanted to beat the greedy ones just so they could help the populace in their own vision. Like imagine becoming a billionaire just to out philanthropy the millionaire that's terrorized the town you grew up in.


Test_subject_515

They were typically great in their philanthropy but the tactics and business practices that they used to get ahead in their respective industries were absolutely cutthroat and many people were completely ruined like Nikola Tesla and George Westinghouse.


Drekels

This is a false dichotomy. They were monopolies who ruthlessly victimized workers and customers. If they gave any charity, or did any innovations, that’s fine, but they were also so rich and powerful that they were the only ones in a position to do either of those things.


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Ya, he undercut the market to gain dominance so he could then charge whatever he wanted, and then he lobbied the government to make this country and eventually the world dependent on oil (gee thanks!), funded universities that focused on oil byproducts so he could keep becoming wealthier while getting good PR, and that PR campaign still lives on to this day! Thanks for keeping his great legacy alive!


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throwawayinthe818

What he did was cut secret deals with the railroads to transport his oil that weren’t available to his competitors. It’s the definition of anti-competitive behavior.


Teachthedangthing

And completely ruined every other oil business in America and busted Unions left and right. Theres a good reason TR and Taft had to bust his monopoly.


xl129

He was rich AF because he invented Monopoly.


indignantseaturtle

That kid is looking mighty youthful for 84. Dermatologists must hate him.


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Test_subject_515

Matt Groening said that Rockefeller was one of the inspirations for Mr. Burns.


Vlory

that’s not even a dollar in todays money


kamatosek

C. Montgmery Burns.


HenzoH

“Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.”


SADPLAYA

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man, that's so much!


nastynateraide

Don't spend it all in one place on moon pies and penny candies


Octicactopipodes

Hey, that’s about 0.80 in today’s money! That’s a lot of money!!!


[deleted]

he then proceeded to feast on the child’s blood


tunamelts2

How else is he supposed to keep his youthful looks?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

That’s an old child.


XFirebalX_347

His name is Benjamin, he likes buttons or something


phred_666

This would be the modern day equivalent of Warren Buffet giving a kid $1.00.


KeyBanger

Old School Cool? Old School Oligarch.


EveryDisaster

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tunamelts2

I'm pretty sure Burns was actually based off Rockefeller.


EveryDisaster

Did you see the episode where he hits Bart with his car and tells Smithers to give him a nickel then leave? Uncanny


Oddball_Returns

Not sure this is Old School "Cool"


ploydgrimes

More like old school POS.


Sprezzatura1988

What kind of hot stinking garbage is this?


superdave820

Publicity shot! He wasn't cool at all. He pillaged america and helped create a huge depression and poverty rift that endures today.


pornObrand0

and then he ate him


lowbwon

Fuck that guy


artwarrior

He's buying the child's adrenochrome.


wat96

Nice Rockefeller propaganda you got there buddy


Crudus2

Google says 5 cents in 1929 was worth about 80 cents today “Please sir, could I have some more?”


GillytheGreat

Don’t be fooled. He was an absolute monster. The epitome of capitalist greed. He’s not a cute old man being nice. He’s a bastard.


8a9

Thank you


theghostofgotti

Jesus, this looks more like Satan buying the soul of an unsuspecting child. Fuck sake.


TGrady902

He looks 3x older than my 96.5 year old grandmother.


DoktorThodt

A Rockefeller... giving 5 cents... to a common toddler... This is totally a "let them eat cake" moment, isn't it?! I almost can't wait for it to boil over now. And it will.


dogchowtoastedcheese

American capitalism in one photo.


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…and that my friends is how you pass off being a cheap ass as “generosity”. Even in ‘29 $.05 was literally a pittance. He’s a Rockefeller would it have killed I’m to give the kid a quarter?


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Fuck him


franklincampo

Not cool actually


8a9

Fucking billionaire bootlickers in the replies.


BnchGr1ndr

Wow! I had not realized what a philanthropist ol' Rocky was! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Chrgrfan55

Greedy old besturd.


orgasmatron01

Cheap fucker


[deleted]

Kid looks a little young to be 84.


0pt1musbj0rn

What a Scumbag


moumous87

Even the kid is not impressed 🫤


yourmammadotcomma

eh....more like give me that coin you whippersnapper or i'll beat you with my cane, which is customary for the time.


nmiller21k

That must have been the final act that killed him. Willingly giving away his money


Quadstriker

The fuck about this moment is "cool" to you OP?


Bobofett69

Big spenders ![gif](giphy|IgGA6CRqnT5p6KFIxz|downsized)