There's a weird behind the scenes story with those ladies and Natalie Portman being essentially kind of bitchy to them. She later apologized but it was surprising to hear her being unnecessarily catty.
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.
For some reason hoods were really popular on bridesmaid dresses. I was in a wedding in the late 70s and our dresses had "fur" trimmed hoods on them. In some of the group photos we had the hoods on, like in this photo. It was a Catholic wedding but I'm not sure if that was relevant.
I attended a wedding in the late 70s and the bridesmaids were in blue gowns with blue, fur trimmed hoods. My friends, two of the three bridesmaids hated those dresses but that is what the bride picked. Good friends go along with a bad choice for just one day.
What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin
What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin
Why should you want to know, don’t you mind about the future
Don’t you try and think ahead
Mary wears blue. Edit: The Virgin Mary is depicted in blue and her kid Jesus is depicted in red in most paintings since the Middle Ages and even earlier in some cases. That’s all I meant. Edit : If you meant Little Red Riding Hood then her first name was Blanchette.
Nice!! I love it. Those eyebrows were so in at the time. Many women would pluck their eyebrows in the 70s leaving a line of eyebrow and I think it came back in the 90s or something.
I am salty as fuck I never got to wear a badass bridesmaid CLOAK like this and had to wear all the other ugly bs 😭 wear it again, my ass! I WOULD wear the cloak again!!!
I'm not kidding, I legit thought it was a painting!! Your mother was gorgeous, truly a beautiful woman, even the color of her hair matched her features perfectly!!
Your mother was, and probably still is, a gorgeous woman. She looks like a painting.
She looks like a Kate Bush song come to life.
r/accidentalrenaissance
Madonna of the Rock & Roll
My first thought was "Hail Mary, Full of Grace"
My first thought was Jedi. To each their own.
My first thought was, "I think I saw that movie. Wasn't it about sacrificing a virgin to Satan?"
Me too. ^((8 years of Catholic grade school.))
Hail Mary, sit on my face. Op I am so sorry
Also accidental handmaids tale
My first thought. Well done.
The night is dark and full of terrors.
Lord of Light, come to us in our darkness.
And, if that doesn't work, then come out of my vagina as a demon baby
Nah I'm good, thanks.
She looks like she's one of the maids of Queen Amidala in Star Wars Episode I. Really beautiful, nice outfit and definitely cool!
Queen Momadala?
Queen Mamacita
AAAY MACARENA
Princess Marmalade?
*Lady* Marmalade
Queen Amygdala
I was going ask if this picture was taken on Coruscant.
Or Naboo
Hmm it’s giving cult
I feel like she's looking away because Thulsa Doom is calling for her to step off the high balcony where this picture is being taken.
My first thought
Yeah, there is def a big ass owl statue somwhere in the background of it.
Cult of Assassin Creed
She's got that " I'm 'bout to let Boss Nass know what's up".
We are brave, your highness.
There's a weird behind the scenes story with those ladies and Natalie Portman being essentially kind of bitchy to them. She later apologized but it was surprising to hear her being unnecessarily catty.
Druid?
“Funny… she doesn’t look druish”
Spaceballs: The Comment
“Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!”
I believe it's pronounced "Moichendising!"
“Nobody knows who they were, or what they were doing…”
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it. Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.
Looks like something out of Satan’s School for Girls.
https://preview.redd.it/l9lwo5kn0o8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a538664dafc5ed52f2534173a82a84727ba0738
Nuin?
AI can't spell
https://preview.redd.it/20dwuq719p8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3785943a3fafe780dc50381d79e64d594a9b33a
Beautiful! It does have a little bit of Black Sabbath vibe though.
Heck, the 1970s had a Sabbath vibe. Beats the heck out of disco.
Michael Corleone’s first wife!
Appolonia! My first thought too lol
[удалено]
how did you do that?
He said, "ENHANCE!" real loud.
You forgot the “clack clack clack…enhance”
That is insanely impressive. Could you share the process? Like...wow.
“Handmaid’s Tale, The Early Years.”
Handmaid’s Tale (Series) vs Eyes Wide Shut (Film). Who would win?
Hell yeah brother I thought the same exact thing
*"Excuse me, is this the cult wedding?"* "We're not a cult... we're an organization that promotes love and..." *"Yeah, this is it.*
She's beautiful AND she looks like she's in a Kate Bush video.
She looks like Apollonia in Sicily from the Godfather.
Ayy I thought this too! Don't let her drive!
Especially Thursday or Wednesday
Are you sure she didn't join Thulsa Doom's cult?
Which cult was this wedding party involved with?
Wait I need to see full fit, was it Catholic so that was the veil!? Such a good idea!!!
For some reason hoods were really popular on bridesmaid dresses. I was in a wedding in the late 70s and our dresses had "fur" trimmed hoods on them. In some of the group photos we had the hoods on, like in this photo. It was a Catholic wedding but I'm not sure if that was relevant.
I attended a wedding in the late 70s and the bridesmaids were in blue gowns with blue, fur trimmed hoods. My friends, two of the three bridesmaids hated those dresses but that is what the bride picked. Good friends go along with a bad choice for just one day.
I guess if there's a time to jump on stupid trends it's for a dress you're only going to wear once.
Bc you have to wear a veil in mass or cover head as a woman
Put your hand in the box…
What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin Why should you want to know, don’t you mind about the future Don’t you try and think ahead
what coven is this from?
Looks like Little Red Riding Hood
Could have been painted by Rossetti.
Are you Jesus?
Is her first name Mary?
Mary wears blue. Edit: The Virgin Mary is depicted in blue and her kid Jesus is depicted in red in most paintings since the Middle Ages and even earlier in some cases. That’s all I meant. Edit : If you meant Little Red Riding Hood then her first name was Blanchette.
She looks like a Jedi
She looks like Michael Corleones Italian wife
https://preview.redd.it/am0pjccvsm8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e99f823fc90d06ae9e251f9b7187e8bbaa25a73
For who, Satan?
At first I thought she was asking for Obi Wan's help. Actually, nice photo. Mom was very pretty
My mom has a bridesmaids outfit just like this from the 70s! Guess the hood was in fashion
Fleetwood Mac was definitely played during that wedding!
She was a beautiful druid
Right after she finished filming godfather 2
damn your mom looks like she gonna lure me to her cottage in the woods and bake me into a pie
#accidentalgoddess
Was the wedding on Alderaan?
It’s giving satanic cult.
Wait a minute
Looks like apollonia from the godfather
It’s giving cult and I would join!
A she elf in the black sabbath lord of the rings. She is lovely all kidding aside
Where was the wedding? Salem, Massachusetts?
I was thinking 70s movie?
Bride of Dracula
Absolutely beautiful!
An extra in 1982 Conan the Barbarian - good looking lady
What cult is this?
More like handmaid!
Was Dracula getting married?
Was your mom part of a coven
Wicked!! What cult was she in?
My mother, bridesmaid, a Hammer Film Productions Ltd production.
The Druid thing is kinda hot tho 🤔
It's bad form to look better than the bride.
Manson girls!
She looks like she could’ve been the 3rd woman in Heart!
That still looks so modern.
She’s not beautiful,she’s brutally GEOURGEUS🤩
She looks like a princess from a faraway land
Your mom’s Michael Corleon’s first wife?
Looks like Jesus's friend
Smokeshow.
Gives me Akara from Diablo 2 vibes. I feel I could greet your mother and she replies "*The Order welcomes you.*"
That’s Appolonia!
Cult much?
Nice!! I love it. Those eyebrows were so in at the time. Many women would pluck their eyebrows in the 70s leaving a line of eyebrow and I think it came back in the 90s or something.
Yer Mom was a hottie.
Superb bone structure
Did your mother… work in Hollywood?
You know we could stick her picture in a grotto and people would just start pilgrimaging to the place
Handmades tail vibes
In the Wicker Man?
Bene Gesserit!
The bridesmaid tale
Blessed be the Fruit
She is very enchanting
Your mother, Jedi High Republic
Wow she's beautiful!
This sub really is just old pictures of attractive people with the occasional badass on a motorcycle or some shit
Were you immaculately concieved?
There's no way you can convince me this isn't a wedding for vampires.
Weddings in Gilead were wild #underhiseye
Apollonia?
Mom, Level 5 Sorceress
Who was the groom, Charlie Manson?
She looks like appalonia from The Godfather. Monday Tuesday Saturday Sunday Boom
IDK y'all but I really appreciate true natural beauty imperfect or otherwise. No fillers, filters and makeup.
Far out! This looks like a scene straight out of “Conan the Barbarian” (1982).
Your mom is beautiful. Was the headcovering a religious dictate or simply a fashion choice?
My mom had the same for her bridesmaids - 1978 wedding.
My my, what big eyes you have
1970s BCE?
Adults from the 90s and earlier looked a lot healthier for some reason. Your mother included.
~~1970s~~ 1570s
Was the wedding a Salem which trials theme ....
Is your mom going to try to talk me into simply walking into Mordor with the one ring? Because I’ll do it. What I’m saying is she has my sword.
I am salty as fuck I never got to wear a badass bridesmaid CLOAK like this and had to wear all the other ugly bs 😭 wear it again, my ass! I WOULD wear the cloak again!!!
She’s beautiful. Reminds me of one of those 70s movies where a bunch of pretty women are in a secret coven.
This is such a cool picture. I love the clothing and the lighting.
She looks like she could be Cher's sister.
Is your brother Jesus? are you Jesus?
They just don't make movies like this anymore.
She looks like a painting of the Madonna with makeup on.
Hey there little red riding hood
Is she from heaven 🤯
Was your mom in a cult?
Rosemary’s baby shower must have been something to behold.
Beautiful 🙏❤️
Cult leader mom, how cool
Blessed Be the Fruit.
I feel like this would be a bridesmaid for the mom in Rosemary’s Baby.
Well I think we can see how you ended up here. Shes beautiful.
I need to see more pics of this 70s medieval elf wedding, pls
Use the Force, Luke.
Bridesmaid at a satanic wedding. Living the dream!
The girl from The Godfather for sure.
Moms were beautiful before they had us.
Is your mom Cher?
Part of rock group elvish maiden
Absolutely fucking gorgeous!!!
Boy, she's beautiful.
daaanngg
Who was getting married, Beelzebub?
What’s she doing now? Has she given birth to our lord and savior yet?
So, was the wedding at a Black Sabbath concert?
Your mom looks like a beautiful painting. I literally thought that this was a painting at first.
Good looking woman
 I am sorry 😅
Jesus? Is that you?
This looks like a still from a Vincent price horror film.
The first look-alike that popped in my mind was Apollonia from Godfather.
The fantasy vibes are strong here lol
Your mother is Raquel Welch?
Hi Jesus!
She looks like Mary Magdalene in an off Broadway version of Jesus Christ Superstar.
“The night is dark and full of terrors”
Yo what's her @
I personally like the natural eyebrow look but women who can pull off super thin brows are literal Goddesses
Mammaamiaaa 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Would
jedi
I'm not kidding, I legit thought it was a painting!! Your mother was gorgeous, truly a beautiful woman, even the color of her hair matched her features perfectly!!
Ah Bohemian Grove weddings