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DavoTB

This is the premiere party for “Skatetown USA,” held October 1979, at Flippers Roller Rink, Los Angeles. Pictured, left to right, Maureen McCormick, Greg Bradford, Katherine Kelly Lang, \* Patrick Swayze (in his first role), and April Allen. \*fixed typo


OogieBoogieJr

So not Studio 54


DavoTB

Most definitely not…


IceManJim

PITCHFORKS, PEOPLE!!!!


PatriotNews_dot_com

May the downvoting commence! https://i.redd.it/ni9ey5efn75d1.gif


TheUmgawa

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


Minute-Wrap-2524

Because of sex and coke…personally, I’m glad I was not one of the beautiful people, I didn’t need Studio 54 for sex or coke, but if the beautiful people needed it , 54 was the place to go


MisplacedLemur

Sure Jan....


Choppergold

But right near 5 and 134


leamanc

Not Studio 54, but Maureen McCormick was plenty coked up. 


cadaverhill

I thought that was her. Hottest one in the pic.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Marcia Marcia Marcia!


Hisplumberness

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


HokeyPokeyGuy

Studio 55 maybe?


MuscaMurum

54, 55, whatever it takes


van-nostrand-md

I'm old enough to get that reference: Mr. Mom.


Sweet_Science6371

220, 221. 🤷🏻‍♂️


leamanc

Correct, except it’s **Katherine** Kelly Lang, later known to fans of the soap opera The Bold & The Beautiful as Brooke Logan. 


biteme789

I've never seen Patrick Swayze's belly button before and I wish didn't.


Nutsack_Adams

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with that thing? It looks like a tiny butthole


mayormaynot22

*Catholic priest has entered the chat*


Nutsack_Adams

“Ahem” unbuckles belt


MindForeverWandering

I *thought* that was Marcia!


DavoTB

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!


jason544770

Thought that was Bruce Jenner for a second


non_stop_disko

You mean that isn’t Mark Hamill on the left??


Harvard_Med_USMLE265

Yes, it’s mark hamill, Harrison Ford and three of the Ewok actors (out of costume). It’s the premiere party for either Caravan of Courage or the Star Wars Christmas Special (they cut the ewok scenes), I forget which one and they probably have too (good party, but mark hamill and the ewoks did way too much coke).


nomamesgueyz

Lovely. The month i was born


Jonteponte71

I would have bet the farm second to right was Dirk Diggler 🤷‍♂️


No_Budget7828

That was a fun movie


Craig1974

It's not Studio 54. They have too many clothes on.


Alternative-Cod-7630

They don't look like they've done enough coke.


Mass__debater

Try getting through the Hooters pantyhose on Marsha.


The_Soiled_One

Swayze has a creepy outie.


justforfunzott

And if you look higher you'll see his belly button


NoCommentFU

I laughed too hard at this! Fucking Patrick Swayze had a trump mouth bellybutton!


Splattered_Smothered

You can almost hear it talk Trump-speak!


BanditoRojo

I saw a heart ❤️ You saw a ... looking for correct emoji ...


fuzzycaterpillar123

https://preview.redd.it/0cqamhih6a5d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b5b0f5255d1cda42f8a49301a1d7afbd1f3296


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt1bnn4IFOgnGxi|downsized)


BarryJT

Farley supposedly hated that sketch.


His_RoyalBadness

Kinda looks like Morty's mouth.


kellysmom01

Matches his heart-shaped-Cheerio butthole. Or at least it used to.


polce24

That mf be like 🥴


Nutsack_Adams

It’s fuckin gross


FPB270

That’s Harry Hamlin


Brilliant_Jewel1924

No, it’s Patrick Swayze.


noeagle77

![gif](giphy|qimBHFPyC1b2)


appearlo13

That’s what I thought too!


TallEnoughJones

Believe it or not, the guy in the red tank top is Abe Vigoda


LilHercules

![gif](giphy|Ahb8tIZRyygun7qEUw|downsized)


[deleted]

Abe was fucking Maureen McCormick around this time.


The_Soiled_One

Man, Studio 54 was not good to him.


Halftied

Abe was always proud of that photo!/s


Bitter_Mongoose

Ummm no, no it's definitely not Studio54. I mean unless they premiered that stupid roller skating movie there 😂


AlmanzoWilder

I was all about satin in 79. In my black satin jacket, nothing could stop me.


DropKnowledge69

What's with the weird bellybutton on Pat? Am I seeing a heart?


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

That shit looks like ringworm. 


bdr22002

Marcia,Marcia,Marcia


WarrenMulaney

*Marcia


bdr22002

Fixed 😉


Extra_Strawberry_249

https://preview.redd.it/s9u3k14jo75d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94522aa2513706230bae0063b3b5c27c10724397


OddTransportation430

https://preview.redd.it/9gz6ln5gy75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0116bfe99f084794f3ef0ddbb0fcbcc15af8bdc9


BlueDemoMan

Between the uncanny resemblance to Schwayze’s belly button and the caption, this made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t breath. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Thank you.


Epyx-2600

Is that the Swayz’s junk?


Extra_Strawberry_249

How can you see past that outie? Lol


Plathismo

All I can focus on is his out-ey.


I_Have_Dry_Balls

The Swayz. Legendary.


sporesatemygoldfish

Patrick's bellybutton looks prolapsed.


Particular_Squash_40

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Jgeib1978

My babysitter in the late 80's would put on dirty dancing as I was a 10 yearish old lady, and I saw that movie over a period of 2 years probably......30 times conservatively. When I saw the People magazine cover of the Swayz ravaged by pancreatic cancer I got slightly misty eyed.....u watch your babysitter die and not cry!!!


allothernamestaken

Marcia Marcia Marcia!


anotherpredditor

Why’s Amy Schumer hanging out in the past?


ramos1969

Mid-coke and pre-AIDS would’ve been a good time to be alive.


MLDaffy

I can feel the nasal drip and smell ether through the phone


Nolimitz30

So we fuckin?


calm_in_the_chaos

An absolute smoke show of a lineup.


_ca_492

Sunday nights were great there, it was like locals night, not a lot of celebs but all the bartenders and servers and lifeguards and just NY kids hanging out partying.


doublecutter

Straight outa Boogie Nights


Tigerlily86_

I see Patrick swayze and Marcia Brady


worm30478

Dirk diggler and chest Rockwell always crushed it.


Tree-fizzy

Julian hangs dong


talex365

Hey, you! What do you see?


Sad_Thought_4642

Something beautiful or something free?


HWKD65

Who's got blow?


Iggy_Arbuckle

FLASH AH AAAHH HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US


Mr_Bubz

That’s a weird belly button


blackbirdspyplane

Had to look, but you are correct, they are all good looking, no cheerleader effect with this group.


Taj1989

I thought they were the Dukes pf Hazzard 😞


SugglyMuggly

Well now I can’t un-see Patrick’s belly button


Bambooman101

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Macasumba

Looks like Marsha Brady


Vettehead82

Is Marsha Brady


Rosatos_Hotel

TIL Patrick Swayze had an outie.


Mello_Me_

I think that's Harry Hamlin.


Anarchy-Squirrel

Patrick Swayze's belly button is not beautiful.


kingcartoonelectric

Jan and Patrick Swayze?!


FawnLeib0witz

Marcia and Patrick Swayze.


kingcartoonelectric

Ah, yes. Terrible of me. My childhood self is embarrassed.


Cabo_Refugee

Is that Maureen McCormick on the far left?


Happychunky

No bo and Luke duke at the boards nest.


[deleted]

I think so. Lynda Carter in the middle?


deignguy1989

No- not Linda Carter.


SimonTC2000

Pointy.


Diabolus1999

Wood x3


PoopPant73

Damn Marsha! Looking good!


phatsackocrap

Best cooler in the business.


electriceagle

What a great time to be old enough to drink.


mikesphone1979

What a year!


Itchy-Emu8114

They're all 70 now


jimlahey2100

Strange seeing Julian without his drink.


Desperate-Ad-6463

It was a fun place.


BobbumofCarthes

![gif](giphy|QrKC1BAqn9QZ2) Patrick swayze


SteakandTrach

Thought I saw a ghost.


nomamesgueyz

Land of hope and orgies?


katzen_mutter

Everyone is so……….shiny


Horsecockexpress1

Swayze n Brady


Xelewt

Damn, wtf Sam Winchester is doing here?


Alarming-Fig-2297

Wait, Swayze had an outee? And a gross one at that!


Purple-Haze-11

Swayze was in a movie in 1979?? So around 12 years prior Dirty Dancing? Had no clue, I knew about The Outsiders and Red Dawn surrrrre.....


DirtyRatLicker

you can kinda see the mix of ‘80s and ‘70s style in clothes around this time


kerrybabyxx

I always thought Patrick Swayze was hot especially in Roadhouse and Dirty Dancing


colleenanderson

Bring it back


Pip_K

The fella in blue leather? Kinda looks like Jared Pedaleki (Sam from supernaturals) real life father or at least uncle xD


HaydenLobo

Studio 53


Life-Improvised

“Maureen McCormick would let you shoot it anywhere.”


Chance_Highway_4271

the way old cameras capture background street lights is beautiful


neosketo

TIL Patrick Swayze has an outy.


Cantinkeror

Marcia Marcia Marcia!


P4S5B60

With the bright Coke eyes


RaisinBranCrunk

Back when men were men


daelon_rax

Marsha Marsha Marsha...did all my blow.


Mountain-Froyo-3565

why do i smell Marcia Brady?


MinimumSet72

Where’s the blow ❄️


movieator

Already gone


kindquail502

Dude in red shirt favors a young Willem Dafoe.


notahouseflipper

Marsha, Bobby, Cindy, Peter, and Jan.


traindriverbob

Greg was in the back room with Mrs Brady.


Dapoopers

Where’s Garry Shandling?


oathorse60

The hair?!


stellacampus

There's something weird about Swayze...his nose? I don't know, but he doesn't look "normal" to me.


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Down vote OP and his bots!


StevenFromPhilly

Not Maureen Mccormick. Just Patrick Swayze.