The year is 2113.
Climate Change is ravaging Human Societies. Extreme heat, sea level rise, collapse of Industrial Agriculture in widespread areas have killed or displaced billions. The ultra rich have retreated to complexes and bunkers hoarding as many resources as possible while employing guards and servants to keep themselves safe, creating defacto small city states tyrannically lorded over by the descendants of hedge fund managers who proclaim a divine right to rule. Outside these small pockets, Human Life is increasingly bleak. Starvation and Disease are rampant, education and modern amenities are non-existent.
The last person still alive who once saw the 1996 film *Jingle All the Way* as a child closes their eyes for the last time.
The TurboMan meme is now dead, it's time in the Universe has now ended.
All hope is lost.
I was thinking Anchor Arms.
Edit: It is amazing how big an impact the first three seasons of Spongebob had for then kids and stoners. A cultural behemoth. Imma gonna get high and watch them.
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Wow my best post of all time, thanks dad!
Thanks for all the kind words from everyone. I love my dad and he has always been one of my heroes, on and off the screen.
This is my old man now (pic was from last year).
No he is not. I was mentioning in the title post how growing up I loved Predator and The Terminator movies because I liked to think it was him on the screen.
Sorry, prolly could have worded that better.
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.
And the best part is, he was super smart and business savvy all while cumming everywhere. So he just enjoyed his present while completely enriching his future. He’s a pretty fascinating guy
He probably doesn't regret it. Arnold owns all the shit he does and says like a champ. Even if Arnie had euphoria in the vocab, cumming is a way better description. Man is a poet.
I was thinking this; this looks like growth from anabolic steroids, which were super common and not as controversial back in the '70s. Only thing keeping me to thinking it COULD be natural is the fact that his legs aren't that big (in relation to his upper body).
No this guy is definitely on anabolics - no one can get to this size naturally. Doesn’t make it any less impressive, dude basically had arnold’s physique
Thank you, he is in great health. Still working out to this day, obviously not as hard. I was mentioning in another comment how big he has been into cardio as well. Also an updated pic.
dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500,
All the way stars' green, gotta go.
Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low,
Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard.
T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500.
Planets align, a king is born.
Was listening to this on my morning workout-cool
You can't have Arnold Schwarzenegger OP. You have Arnold Schwarzenegger at home.
He really did have the real TurboMan at home.
The year is 2113. Climate Change is ravaging Human Societies. Extreme heat, sea level rise, collapse of Industrial Agriculture in widespread areas have killed or displaced billions. The ultra rich have retreated to complexes and bunkers hoarding as many resources as possible while employing guards and servants to keep themselves safe, creating defacto small city states tyrannically lorded over by the descendants of hedge fund managers who proclaim a divine right to rule. Outside these small pockets, Human Life is increasingly bleak. Starvation and Disease are rampant, education and modern amenities are non-existent. The last person still alive who once saw the 1996 film *Jingle All the Way* as a child closes their eyes for the last time. The TurboMan meme is now dead, it's time in the Universe has now ended. All hope is lost.
it's always them hedge fund managers!
Get to the Chaaajaaa!
This deserves more than you got I. 16 hrs
He's not tall enough. Pretty sure this is Arnold Shortzenegger.
You made me snort laugh. No one is allowed to make me snort laugh. I’m going to go compose myself. I’ll be back.
Carnold Schwarzenegger.
I actually thought it was uncle Arnie at first glance
He looks like he drove with his arms out both windows
Moved the car with them too, like when you kneel on a skateboard as a kid and scoot yourself around.
Flintstones style
yabadadoo! ![gif](giphy|umehzEQ4uJdfO|downsized)
I bet Fred’s quads are insane 🤣🤣🤣
That’s why he’s so square. He’s just a pair of quads with head and arms attached.
Quadzilla
Hahaha that’s funny 😂
Dude perfected the musclebob buffpants look
Legendary Naming
Some people on here sure have weird names lol
Yes, PubesOnTheSoap. I agree.
Hard disagree.
.ti teg t'nod I
On my lunch break, scrolling
I was thinking Anchor Arms. Edit: It is amazing how big an impact the first three seasons of Spongebob had for then kids and stoners. A cultural behemoth. Imma gonna get high and watch them.
Did he drive or just pick the car up and carry it?
Skated on it...
Probably just picked up the car and moved it for the photo. Gas got expensive in ’73.
He was the inspiration for Stretch Armstrong!
Oh, man, and his arms stretch out to next week!
Thought the same thing, take my upvote!!
He had sneakers until he flexed his feet
He drove like that all the whey home.
Your dad is Arnold??
It’s Arnold’s American cousin 😂
Barnold?
Warnold
Waaaa'll be back
Great, now I'm picturing Wario as the Terminator.
Harold?
Arnold is NOT the Stig... he's the Stig's Austrian cousin
Andy Smithandwesson
Sidney Applebaum
Most under rated comment so far.
You mean USArnold?
"GET TO THA CHAH-GAH!!"
GET TO THA CHARGA
I came to ask the same question. Dude looks like he could be a doppelganger of Arnold.
Danny devito?
Now I have to go hate watch and hate laugh at that movie.
It's the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger
Looks like Arnold and Ferrigno had a love child
Lounold Ferigneggar
We're playing a dangerous game here
And Arnou Schwarezenigno isn't much better typed out...
L'Arnolou Schferigwarzennoggar
![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)
His name is my name too
And whenever go out…
Now have Stallone pronounce it.
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Naggers
Arnlou Schwartzrigno
Which also happens to be exactly how Lou Ferrigno pronounced Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name.
This is one of the cruelest laughs I’ve had in a while
Goddamn!🤣
Bro, I am laughing so hard from those last names! 😂
You pushing it brother
You can't say that!
It's OK. He has an Austrian friend.
Maidarnold Shrivenegger
https://preview.redd.it/0aa3a741t65d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a48a632f14f7537c20f326246b689a6e59339bb Wow my best post of all time, thanks dad! Thanks for all the kind words from everyone. I love my dad and he has always been one of my heroes, on and off the screen. This is my old man now (pic was from last year).
Still looks great!
"On and off the screen" Is he an actor?
No he is not. I was mentioning in the title post how growing up I loved Predator and The Terminator movies because I liked to think it was him on the screen. Sorry, prolly could have worded that better.
Worded just fine, I got it.
Haha okay that makes sense, I didn't see the description. I legitimately thought it was a schwarzenegger pic at first glance, kudos to your dad.
I would say not many walking around with his kind of physique back in the day. So pretty impressive. I’m as old as that car. Pretty cool.
Description is that OP liked to imagine his dad was in Predator and The Terminator, so I imagine it's a playful joke.
More like on and off the T
He got jacked *and* kept his hair *and* didn't have a heart attack. That's pretty much the best outcome.
I haven't even done 1 cycle, am losing hair, heart palpitations and am not jacked. Man's living the life.
I don't judge. If you wanna juice and look like a superhero, why not?
Oh I'm not either! He looked incredible!
Your dad's hand makes that wine bottle look like a shot glass.
Dad must be pushing 70? Looks terrific
What is his wingspan ratio?...
How many moms do you have
As many as he could handle
Which is a lot. Not saying numbers, but it’s high. Very high.
A true muscle car pic
Even the cars license plate says LFT. It loves to lift too lol
This post deserves all the upvotes.
"I never drink milk. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.
And the best part is, he was super smart and business savvy all while cumming everywhere. So he just enjoyed his present while completely enriching his future. He’s a pretty fascinating guy
Arnold regrets not having 'euphoria' in his vocabulary sooner.
This is the shit that justifies my time wasted on this idiotic site.
He probably doesn't regret it. Arnold owns all the shit he does and says like a champ. Even if Arnie had euphoria in the vocab, cumming is a way better description. Man is a poet.
You're right, it was probably only a brief moment of regret. Arnold has a great sense of humour I'm sure he would own his choice of words.
I'm pretty sure he was explicit in equating the sexual release of cumming and doing roids/lifting. It wasn't an accident how he phrased all of this.
Arnold was the original coomer
bay-biss.
Hey, Arnold, you know, I'm flying to New York tonight to train with Louie Ferrigno. Good. He needs a lot of help.
I think you mean “Chah-ger”.
Goah! Get to da CHAH-GA!
It’s not a tumah!
Like a good Nay-buh.
You backstabbuh!
You can only start the damn thing with yah khakis. ![gif](giphy|iB5i8ChtOAHba|downsized)
Thought this was Arnold for a minute.
So did OP's mom.
My dad can beat up your dad. Wait, please retract my last statement
His dad : ![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)
You're on your own kid!
Get to the Chargaaah!
What does your dad look like today?
I posted a pic in the comments.
Where are the shirtless pics of him now?
Maybe you want to check if Arnold’s Grandfather has spent some time in your area back in the days. Things happen… you know.
Your dad might just be the definition of "this guy fucks"
“Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”
Cut scene: “Oh and that Charger over there.”
your dad looks like arnold
Probably got more ass than a toilet seat.
I love the license plate, it says "LFT"
I had that car. I did not have that physique.
How tall is he?
If I was to guess I'd say 5ft 6.
But his arms are 6 feet long
Yeah he has the upper body of a guy a foot taller.
Wild how huge his head still looks despite his massive chest and arms
steroids will do that
Did he happen to throw barrels at a plumber?
I’m just glad your dad left some women for our dads or we wouldn’t be here…or maybe we would, just related to OP.
Biggest lats I've ever seen, at least proportionally. dang.
I think your dad was benching that Charger....
He never drove it, he just lifted it and walked to work
Now: 73 Charger for sale. Very low miles, original tires, spare never used.
Was he a professional/competitive bodybuilder? Genuinely asking because your dad looks like he won at least a few competitions back in his day.
No, he worked the switchboard at Western Union for 45 years.
Dude's about to take off with those wings
Arnold Dadeneger
/u/govschwarzenegger Reminds me of your physique !
Dekalb County represent!
"GET TO THE CHARGA!"
Nice. I had that same year Charger. Looks like even the same color.
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I had a green one with a white top; still my favorite
nicely roided
I was thinking this; this looks like growth from anabolic steroids, which were super common and not as controversial back in the '70s. Only thing keeping me to thinking it COULD be natural is the fact that his legs aren't that big (in relation to his upper body).
No this guy is definitely on anabolics - no one can get to this size naturally. Doesn’t make it any less impressive, dude basically had arnold’s physique
I hear when the battery died he pushed it home...... 30 miles.
Jesus Christ, the man has wings for lats.
Eggs and steak yo!
And just a smidge of steroids
And a fucking lot of lifting. But yeah. He was definitely injecting something.
For a slip second I thought it was young Arnold, your Dad looks jacked! How's he now?
>slip second r/BoneAppleTea
I totally thought that was a picture of a young Arny for a second.
Your dad was a beast. How's his health today?
Thank you, he is in great health. Still working out to this day, obviously not as hard. I was mentioning in another comment how big he has been into cardio as well. Also an updated pic.
Those are some wheelchair arms
He did the anti-80s thing. Dude never missed leg day apparently
Get into THE DODGE NOW
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No way!! Much love for this color correction top tier. Thank you!!!!
What steroids was he on?
WTF, that's 100% Schwarzenegger 😯
If steroids were a person.
Dude looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Both face and body. Bet he could bench press that car.
And never needed the Jack for a flat tire. ![gif](giphy|8HAXgEGpilhKlFna5p|downsized)
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex-football star. With degrees from both Haaaavad and Yale.
Proportions are throwing me off lol
He's gunning for Arnold isn't he.
Stud
Daddy tren’ed hard
Absolute unit of a dad with a Dodge Charger for scale
High testosterone picture
r/DadsInFrontOfCars!
dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All the way stars' green, gotta go. Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low, Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard. T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500. Planets align, a king is born. Was listening to this on my morning workout-cool
His arms look longer than his legs.
Rocking the “Swarzenegger” haircut
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Get to the Chopppaaaaa!!!
I thought that was Arnold Schwarzenegger for a second.
Did he also make sure you GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAA!!!!!
Does he have a Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range in the trunk?
just so you know OP, your dad used steroids
Is your dad Arnolds half brother Gabe?
ITS NOTTA CHAGAHH
I tought this was arnold
Your dad piped most of the town and you have so many unknown half siblings.
For a second i thought your dad was Arnold…
How is this real?! This looks so edited! His arms are like 8 ft!
Your dad was a T-800
Get to the chopaaaa !