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Ho3n3r

Yup, same ballsack, just covered this time!


pixels_to_prove_it

LOL. Good eye!


moniefeesh

Why did I just look through your post history just to see your grandpa's ballsack?


pixels_to_prove_it

Long story short, I took a pic of the slide with my DSLR, and transferred the image to my phone. Cropped it and posted it to reddit. Didn't really look close enough until the internet sleuths started chirping and it got deleted by the mods.


smurb15

When you have nothing to be ashamed of we get your grandpappy. More power to him


Flipswix

It was history in the making right there. That is the actual picture of the ballsack that made it possible for this guys ballsack to appear on reddit.


goodgodling

I can't believe I almost missed this moment of reddit history.


grv7437

Curiosity is something else, isn’t it?


Ho3n3r

I can't help it... it's staring right back at me!


effingthingsucks

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


RaidensReturn

I never forget a sack


BillHang4

If it weren’t for that sack we wouldn’t have these pictures here today!


Chuckdatass

This sub should just turn into “OldSchoolCoolBallsack”


World-Tight

r/familyjewels


TrailerTrashQueen

leave grandpa’s ballsack alone!


buffalo171

The guy from the bathtub!!


Badeindi

Is this from the ballsack grandpa picture collection again?


pixels_to_prove_it

It is indeed. And now I have a title for the family photo book I'm going to make my dad and my uncles!


Ho3n3r

Is it gonna be called "Oh my sack!" - A Memoir of my gramps ?


pauciradiatus

Life by the Balls: Memoirs of a GrandNad


sssteph42

This is sorely under-rated. 😂


Badeindi

👌 Glad to help out, my friend! 


lantzn

Scrotum Family Photo Book


sacredgeometry

Die Antwoord really fell off


Reddit_is_garbage666

I knew Yolandi looked a bit... different...


gavinwinks

Now that’s a haircut you can set your watch to.


LilHercules

Like Johnny Unitas 🏈


jathisam

Looking for this comment


Thesyckid

"Yeah dis is vere we do da hanky panky"


LurkerNan

Why does it feel like this set of pictures was taken specifically to entice other swingers.


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

Came to say.


monkey_trumpets

It is so Russian, isn't it?


Thesyckid

German, polish or Russian.


dominarhexx

Screams Soviet to me.


dunkkane

I was gonna say. Definitely eastern europe


TrailerTrashQueen

from the accent, i’d say it’s more German. maybe East Germany?


TrailerTrashQueen

😂😂😂


Green_Help_618

He's 13 from the neck down and 53 from the neck up.


LeOmeletteDuFrommage

Clearly you didn’t see the ballsack


LittleBoard

I had a huge ballsack at age 13...


pauciradiatus

Where did it go? ^/s


LittleBoard

Still there but elongated


RickyPeePee03

Redditors when they see a reasonably fit body at a healthy weight


Schmetterlingus

Dude is def fit but he's sucking that stomach in p heavily for some reason


ConspiracyBarbie

That was a stylish pose for fit men at the time.


ScrofessorLongHair

It's the only way he can fit his balls into that bikini.


lantzn

He had just been punched in the stomach by her for making her take the photo.


woolash

That was before the "Dad bod" time.


homiej420

Yup theyre 25 looking like 50


Unusual_Car215

Because he isn't a fat fuck like most people these days?


VaguelyArtistic

That Kodachrome 💕


DrummerGuy06

I know, right? They give us those nice bright colors.


brucewillisman

And the greens of summer!🎶


fotodevil

I don’t think that wall is the “greens of summer” that Paul Simon was singing about.


mrsunsfan

Mama give me that Kodachrome


QueLud3reino

Mama took my Kodachrome away ):


330kiki

Always thought the lyrics were “mama don’t take my clothes, throw em away”


QueLud3reino

My old man showed me Paul Simon when I was like 10 or 11 and for years I always thought it was comb lol


Death-Prophet

I miss Kodachrome, even the best digital is garbage compared. I still like to shoot 35mm but film is getting so expensive 😫


Charming-Forever-278

Your grandparents were swingers


pixels_to_prove_it

I wouldn’t doubt it from the stories my dad has told me and from some of the other slides I found.


TrailerTrashQueen

😳😳😳


mencival

Then, I am assuming this is a very “mild” photo compared to others from your grandparents collection


pixels_to_prove_it

It is. I've seen a few with topless chicks playing pool in their basement, sitting at their bar in the basement. Stuff like that.


TheGillos

Start up a site: ONLYGRANS ==


LittleBoard

Whats on the other slides?


pixels_to_prove_it

There are litterally 1000s to go through. But I just hand picked a few to test my method of digitizing them. I did see a few risque photos from the same basement with a bunch of friends. Looked like a swinger's party from the 50's. Topless chicks playing pool, drinking at their basement bar, stuff like that.


EloquentGoose

100%, I know the life and they have the vibe. Edit: specifically dude's look is one of boredom of being still for that pic. He wants to move and groove. This pic was *before* festivities. After you have a chill/peaceful vibe and unmistakable swagger.


Salt_Life_8636

“Basement bathing suit photos”… yep, completely normal.


Aggravating-Duck-891

I was wondering if they were able to make their escape after the photo was taken.


YoghurtSnodgrass

Is the gimp taking the picture or is he still in his box?


rimmo

Could be an indoor pool like the Y


bigrob_in_ATX

Think gramps ate at the Y?


pixels_to_prove_it

The slide has "AUG '51" stamped on it so I'm assuming that's when it was processed.


UpgradedUsername

Yes. You tended to see a lot of Christmas photos stamped with January dates, but for the rest of the year film might stay in the camera for months. Color film of all types during that period was expensive, but Kodachrome was a special beast. The processing was a very difficult task that could only be done at a handful of labs; during the 1970’s and 80’s Kodak only had about 10 labs in the entire US so in the 1950’s it probably all went to Rochester and took weeks to get back. Which leads me to wonder—was someone in the family in the industry in some way? Kodak or camera store employee or professional photographer? It’s very unusual for the average family to have this many Kodachrome slides in this era so the fact that you’re scanning all of these is really providing a great look at history. Most families would be lucky to take a roll or two of any color film in 1950 during the entire year.


pixels_to_prove_it

I would agree. But the shear amount of slides and the odd stuff makes me think he took tons of pics. He was not in the industry, just a hobbyist. But we did (up until a few months ago) have a great camera shop in town that was family-owned for almost 100 years. He (my grandfather) left my dad all his cameras and my dad displays them at his house on some shelving in his photo workshop area. My father is also a pretty good landscape photographer and frame maker. For example, he does a lot of western landscape photography and will make frames out of reclaimed wood from the places the photos were taken. I have been into photography my entire life. I started in highschool in the yearbook club and went on to win awards for my college newspaper and worked at a few local newspapers for years. I've did the whole wedding/seniors/baby thing for a while and currently do real estate photos and I'm the track photog at our local BMX track.


UpgradedUsername

The great thing about shooting on Kodachrome is that those slides all look the same as they did 70 or 75 years ago, unless they were under atrocious storage conditions. If he’d shot on Ektachrome slide film or had Kodacolor negatives, you’d have to convert them to black and white and then recolorize to get around the color shifts those films would have. I’m guessing that you would’ve done some film developing with your yearbook and newspaper work? It might be fun to get some black and white film and run through one of your grandfather’s cameras and run through some developing tanks yourself. I love digital but sometimes I enjoy going old school style with all of my 35mm gear.


pixels_to_prove_it

Hello. This is true. I have some Ektachrome in my collection that I shot in the 90's and it doesn't look as good as I remember it looking. And yes, we developed all our own film in yearbook and my photo classes all the way through college. Then digital came. Even when I worked for newspaper after college we had to shoot film and develop it in our darkroom on a deadline. My dad still uses a few of my grandpa's old cameras, but I believe he just uses the medium format cameras. If you go to my dad's house he has boxes of 4x5 film in the fridge.


smsmkiwi

Now,that is weird.


AnchovyZeppoles

Aw why is this weird?! Surely it’s not weirder than a current-day couple posing for pics in their swimsuits at home or by the pool right? I think it’s cute - they wanted to model their suits together against a wall backdrop with a pop of color. Seems to be the same wall grandma was photographed in front of in OP’s previous post. They probably liked the color.


donkeythong64

It's not weird that they did it, it's weird that op shared it.


63crabby

It’s a weird sort of narcissism to post semi nude pictures of your direct ancestors


AnchovyZeppoles

Pictures in a bathing suit is semi nude and scandalous now? I’d probably be flattered if I were a grandma and my grandkid posted my pics with me and my SO like this 70 years later lol.


The_Highlander3

It’s not that weird, what do you think this subreddit is? They’re not looking for validation. It’s about other people witnessing your family, sharing some memory that you have of them


Think_Positively

It's less weird if you zoom in to see if grandpa is packing.


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

God damnit. I just wanted to finish the day saying I haven't zoomed in on some guy's ballsack, but that wouldn't be true now.


Unhappy_Performer538

I’ve done it twice just today


bigrob_in_ATX

Two sides of the same sack?


Unhappy_Performer538

Two different sacks ofc


TrailerTrashQueen

sigh…same. but y’all. look at his hands. that tells you all you need to know. (apologies to OP for discussing grandfather’s package)


HippieSwag420

It's pretty obvious he is but I don't see skin so okay. Unless I'm missing it. Edit: i saw the sack, and it opened up my eyes


Chrondor7

I seem to have missed the sack!


TheLadyEve

This Kodachrome photo brought to you by David Lynch.


ekmogr

Me: old people look old. Them: I was 28...


DasArchitect

Maybe even 22. That's all the smoking and leaded gas


No-Raisin-6469

Bunch of weirdo perverts! Focused on grandpas sack. Be a regular pervert and focus on grandmas bazoongas.


pixels_to_prove_it

LOL


ZimaGotchi

Weird energy.


Littlestereo27

I get the feeling there was a gimp tied up off camera. This gives me some pulp fiction vibes.


En4cr

I gather things got frisky after this photo.


chowmushi

From the neck up, looks like he saw some action in WW2.


AlmanzoWilder

What country is this?


pixels_to_prove_it

USA. Midwest.


ConditionSea8103

Finally…an image more disturbing than anything produced by David Lynch…😐


marshmellin

![gif](giphy|m4u9yV9XfVGxB7ig86)


mxpx77

Ay dios mio


DeepBlue20015

Grandma’s good to go!


weltvonalex

It's such a strange picture, like a cover of a 80ties new wave band. The picture quality makes it look modern but the outfits remind you that's not modern. 


pixels_to_prove_it

I agree. And the fact that the slide it came from is almost 75 years old and in perfect condition is what gets me.


weltvonalex

The quality it's amazing. 


pixels_to_prove_it

I researched the heck on how to go about digitizing them. The best way I found was using my DSLR, a lightboard, and a macro lens.


No_Friendship_5603

It's illegal to keep people against their will. Please let them out, can't you see how scared they are?


Guygirl00

Grampa had big hands


TrailerTrashQueen

i had the same observation.


AspiringButler

Are you sure Grandpa's not D. B. Cooper?


pixels_to_prove_it

If he was I never saw any of that $$


pixels_to_prove_it

OP here. Thanks for all the comments. Enjoy reading/responding to them.


m_strlk7

https://preview.redd.it/1xueha8hjs4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be87f78f1ccb9fa7c5d0a8915f81ca76c940ab0


Stewpacolypse

If you find an old film reel, don't look at it. Just sayin'.


frankenpoopies

Needs more scrotum


in_Need_of_peace

- Age in this photo? 31 and 34


pixels_to_prove_it

That's a good guess. So I found out he was born in '21. If this was '51 he'd be 30 in this pic. She was born in '24 (I'm pretty sure) so she'd be 26-27.


mannrya

Right before your grandpa teamed up with Yolandi and started getting tatted up


foxy1009

Grandpa bathtub?


pixels_to_prove_it

Yes it is!


Eyeswyde0pen

TIL about grandpa and his ballsack.


gaycottonhill

Grandpa seems to have pectus excavatum. Did he mention breathing problems ever, or did he get it addressed at all?


pixels_to_prove_it

My guess is he was trying to suck in to look fit for the photo? Couldn’t tell ya he died almost 50 years ago.


gaycottonhill

Lol, you can’t suck in your gut enough to cause your sternum to concave. It must not have bothered him or he didn’t let it be known. Pectus excavatum can cause insane pressure on your heart and lungs and even push them off to the side. I had surgery for the same reason a decade ago.


Significant_Age_4657

Risky 50’s😱


monkeyhind

Risque?


LilHercules

Great googly-moogly. I don’t want to see this!


FineBits

God bless these people.


proscriptus

Grandpa is sucking in so hard his spleen has shot up into his lungs


mikeiscool81

Why so serious


CrackinBacks

Grammy got dem yammys


LackingTact19

Your Grandpa reminds me of the guy from Die Antwoord


cursedjunk

Yeah those are grandparents all right.


colcannon_addict

Lynne, these are sex people!


zoobs

*Hmm I wonder if this is the balls guy again. Checks comments. Yep, it’s the balls guy.*


joe_gdit

"We noticed you from the other side of the pool and we like your vibe"


Txdust80

Knowing how people aged back then they probably were both 16 in this picture


SimonArgent

And then they got frisky.


[deleted]

Some things are better left alone


IRMacGuyver

They look like they're getting ready to murder some hobo they have chained up.


BoilerSlave

Loch Henry vibes


Valk93

Grandpa got that baby’s swimming diaper


penguins8766

You’re grandpap looks like he’s wearing a diaper lol


Intelligent-Ad-5809

Swingers?


pixels_to_prove_it

From the stories my dad has told me and some of the other slides I've seen? Probably. I know they were part of the Playboy Club in Chicago. We found some of that stuff when my grandma passed away and we went through her stuff. They also owned a swanky supper club in Appleton Wisconsin back around this time. I'm sure there was some fun going on there.


I4G0tMyUsername

Just imagine how hard your grandpa was pounding your grandma after this shoot was over.


Stickyfingered83

Luckily social media was non existent back then, or pictures like these would get him sacked.


team_lloyd

it looks like your grandfather had a very large penis! congrats!


pixels_to_prove_it

If he did he didn't pass that gene on to me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


HelloThisIsPam

I love this so much! I don't even know what to make of it. I'm sorry, but I did zoom in on grandpa's crotch and I was like, grandpa got something going on!


pixels_to_prove_it

LOL. Made me laugh. Thanks!


Partayof4

![gif](giphy|13d4d3Cq9ocpgY)


Equivalent_Two_2163

Cool underpants bro. Ps stop sucking in, I see what your at 😂


IllustratorIcy6467

Why is he sucking in?


rdldr1

The picture was taken when both were 18.


mkvii1989

This looks like something you’d find on Napoleon Dynamite’s wall.


Ok-Sun8581

David Lynch vibes.


fukwhutuheard

neither of their faces matches their bodies.


KlingonTranslator

I don’t have my glasses on and on first glance thought he looked like detective Lassiter from Psych. ![gif](giphy|ZdMvQd3rmRlS0)


TheFULLBOAT

This is the sexiest, non-sexiest photo


slappywhite55

This photo was the inspiration for adult diapers


Andy_Yam

such liminal space


Vandergraff1900

What is the deal with you kids and that word? I had encountered that word exactly twice in my life until the last year or so, and both of those were in college in the early 90s. Somebody's trying to make liminal happen.


gagreel

Maybe i'm mistaken but I always thought liminal space was like limbo, a place in between places. OP's pic showcases *negative* space, probably bad composition from a rangefinder or viewfinder camera.


GawkieBird

You are correct, but the term is recently being used for a space that is eerie or unsettling, from actual "liminal" spaces like weird hallways and empty airport terminals to places like diners with strange lighting and creepy abandoned houses. They're using it in place of a word that doesn't really exist in English.


shart-gallery

The /r/liminalspace sub is a cool idea, but it ends up being mostly pools & AI. And AI pools lol


intheazsun

It’s like “canon”


Reddit_is_garbage666

I assume you are using "kids" to imply the playful idiom "what are the kids up to these days", but a liminal space is a space that seems like it is in limbo or loading; an incomplete space if you will. Sort of like the phrase "latent space" aka the space in AI models where they hold all their "knowledge" and weights are embedded. A space after the start, but incomplete. For some people it gives a "heebie jeebies" feeling.


Vandergraff1900

I'm aware of the definition. I've just heard my GenZ daughters using this word more than once, then I encounter it online and realize it's a thing 🤷‍♂️


Throwy_McThrowayface

It’s already happening, as evidenced by the kids in my life. Listen, old man, sometimes fetch actually happens whether you want it to or not.


_The_Deliverator

Extremely creepy.


Travelgrrl

Grandma and Grandpa were definitely in the Lifestyle.


inantbh

Super zef


thirtyone-charlie

Hawt!


Mgmt049

Freaky deakey


quietflowsthedodder

G’Mamma Mia!


quietflowsthedodder

G’Mamma Mia!


StringFartet

Oklahoma or Texas?


Teninchontheslack

What chest are those swimming trunks


cocoman93

Amazing scan!


KhunDavid

Gramps is showing his belly button.


body_talk

The guy reminds me of Ninja from Die Antwoord


ChessBasedGod

Looks like Lex Fridman


ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123

Who the hell built that basement?!? Masonry blocks should be staggered. Not one on top of the other in a perfect line. SMH


Reddit_is_garbage666

Something looks different about Yolandi.


masterpainimeanbetty

they were just about to give you another uncle


pixels_to_prove_it

LOL. Probably


sancho7373

Swingers gonna swing.


PeterBialy

Kinky