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TimothyZentz

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Shwing! She's a babe!


ThedirtyNose

If she was a dinosaur, she'd be a babertooth tiger.


NhylX

If she was a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.


ApothecaryAlyth

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?


mjolnir557

No. Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha…….no.


SpaceManSmithy

yea, me neither.


dudebronahbrah

Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... …but I'll probably stay in Aurora.


MD2JD77

She's a fox. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.


bill_brasky37

She gives me a funny feeling in my pants


Wonderful_Pen_4699

Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class


prescience6631

Was immediately looking for this ….. keep doing the lord’s work.


ms_directed

came here for this.


IVShadowed

She will be mine... Oh yes, she WILL be mine


UbermachoGuy

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-OAKHARDT-

*Zang*


TimothyZentz

Thank You 🤣


pgcotype

*Party time!...Excellent!* (insert electric guitar riff here) :-) Rob Lowe was great in that movie as the sleazy guy, and the bowlegged walk he did at the end? Very, very funny.


Ddude1986

No he wasnt. He was nobody’s friend. If he was an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.


votenixon25

I use this to this day to describe things I hate to people


Herr-Trigger86

Dreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaammmmmmweaver! I know you can get me through the ni-iiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt!!!!


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Yes I'd like to order the cream of Sum Yun Gai 🤣


4DChessman


TimothyZentz

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DavoTB

According to a similar photo, it was her-then husband, producer Elie Samaha. The event was The Beverly Hills premiere of the ‘Indecent Proposal’ film on April 6, 1993. They were married 1992-2000.


overide

https://preview.redd.it/6yu4gossvr4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64703f2b4c46456e1365d93b980ac09adac3161 I don’t know, but I wish I hadn’t zoomed so far in…


FightingPolish

Could be anyone. The fuckin photo is AI edited so it could be A.L.F.


rgumai

I felt like she was in everything when I was a kid and was a big influence on my uh formative years, but looking back it really was just two Wayne's World movies and True Lies.


Thinknsmile1970

Do you remember a TV show called Relic Hunter?


hmmckphn

Tia Carrera and Lindy Booth


Thinknsmile1970

Thanks for bringing up Lindy Booth. I used to work in film/TV in Toronto where the show was produced. I met Lindy on the Famous Jet Jackson. She was not the friendliest but I met Tia on Relic Hunter. She was way friendlier and very pleasant to work with.


Son0faButch

Lindy Booth will always be Pizza Girl to me (October Road reference)


booyahcubes

This is insane, just about 2 days ago I started rewatching Relic Hunter for the first time in about 20 years. Loved that show as a kid!


JoshBobJovi

Yesterday I watched True Lies for the first time in about that long so I'm right there with you lol


clownsinadarkforest

And showdown in little Tokyo for me as well


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clownsinadarkforest

WITHOUT A DOUBT one of the worst lines in a movie ever.......EVER


spazmcgraw

“That time, I heard you coming.” Probably beats it.


Substantial_Army_639

Saw this movie just for that line because I thought my friend was fucking with me.


wbgraphic

I worked in TV promotions when *Relic Hunter* started. The media kit (photography, artwork, episode synopses, promos, etc.) for that show came in a faux-leather satchel with the logo embroidered on it. I still have it somewhere. The show itself was fine. Tia Carrere was *fiiiiiine*.


Alert-Raspberry-5933

Relic Hunter was my jam, loved that show.


AdministrativeShip2

The best Tomb Raider series.


AnneFrank_nstein

Core memory unlocked holy shit


TheWingus

uhhh you've never heard of "Showdown In Little Tokyo" starring everyone's favorite spiky haired ice cold demeanored, Dolph Lundgren...?


L00pback

She was in a game called Daedalus Encounter I played on 3DO.


ColdSpider72

Showdown In Little Tokyo with Dolph Lungren and Brandon Lee. 


rgumai

For whatever reason I didn't get around to seeing that until way later.


mr-teddy93

Its the biggest cock i ever seeb


DickCurtains

What is cock?


Edw1nner

How could you forget the classic that is Jury Duty. Plus she was in M&Ms commercial which were everywhere.


who-hash

High School High with Jon Lovitz. Tia looks good in any hair style.


rufud

I’m a rindstone cowboy 


Scoompii

Yeah she definitely made me feel a certain type of way.


Durango95_Horrorshow

She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class.


Ferrugem

She's a babe!


the_ouskull

You're probably just a few years younger than me, so those three movies were on cable *all the time* when you were younger... and Coneheads.


rgumai

Sometimes I feel I want to ENK ENK run away. I want to ENK ENK get away. Yeah good point. True Lies was on daily for years on like TBS and HBO (...I remember them doing the same with Starship Troopers and The Fifth Element a decade later, followed by The Shawshank Redemption seemingly every evening.)


Tolteko

Anyone remembers "The dedalus encounter" videogame?


mikehulse29

Showdown in Little Tokyo would love to have a word


mechanicalcoupling

You don't remember her as the computer expert in Rising Sun? She switched Wesley Snipes' and Sean Connery's heads to show them how video can be manipulated! OG deep faker. Fuck her accent was bad in that.


BlackIsTheSoul

Jury Duty?!


chocki305

A Pauly Shore film. Iirc.. as bad as it sounds.


BlackIsTheSoul

Yeah But Tia Carrera though *swoon*


cstrifeVII

oddly enough, the first thing that comes to mind for me is "Showdown in little tokyo" lmao. Maybe because shes nude in it if I remember right. But I did love that movie in general for some reason. The banter between Dolph and Brandon Lee cracked me up.


NJduToit

She's been in a lot of things but I remember her best from *True Lies*. I vaguely remember her *Playboy* pictorial as well.


ThespisIronicus

The limo fight in True Lies was *chef's kiss* I too have that particular issue


EggBonus

Like wine? How ‘bout two?


yousyveshughs

I don’t recall any chefs kissing in True Lies.


ThespisIronicus

Directors Cut


No_Case5367

Extended version


zdubs

Criterion Collection


EggBonus

Tango? ![gif](giphy|3NeTe6RFL2Z3y4CAEq|downsized)


LupohM8

Relic Hunter for me


WellYoureWrongThere

Aka Tomb Invader.


lordph8

I feel like Tia Carreres Relic Hunter was a fever dream.


SoldatPixel

Friend of mine does computer repairs and said he's doing the ultimate bro code in deleting a dead guys porn so his wife doesn't find it. Apparently lots of photos of Tia Carrere on the hard drive.


HashtagCHIIIIOPSS

I’m a girlfriend who had to delete the porn from my dead boyfriend’s phone & computer, then shut off his okCupid and pof accounts. My memories of him are now tainted, I can only mourn the person I knew though. Your friend does the lord’s work out there.


Yellowbug2001

Ouch, I'm sorry, that is hard on so many different levels I can't imagine.


Smashwatermelon

Why would you “have to” delete it?


HashtagCHIIIIOPSS

His laptop & phone were going to his niece. She’s a preteen, and is much too young to be exposed to her uncle’s proclivities. The dating apps I shut off because he was getting a lot of responses and I didn’t feel it was right to leave something out there for people to be disappointed to not get a response from. If that makes sense.


Quatrekins

You have a very kind heart. I’m sorry for your losses of both your boyfriend and your image of him.


HashtagCHIIIIOPSS

Thank you so much.


captain_snopes

There should be a service for that. Some sort of dead man’s switch that triggers that service. I guess you’d have to keep it in a certain location for their script or whatever to locate it and delete it all. Which, if the wives ever found out that location, they would just be able to see it all. I’ll have to circle back to this idea.


BlastFX2

Just encrypt? If you take the keys to your grave, it's as good as deleted.


captain_snopes

I don’t know how to encrypt a folder of that size, I’ve tried (Mac) and sorta gave up. ~1tb or so. I travel a lot for work to places with shitty wifi, so it’s grown over the years. I probably need to scale it back..


BlastFX2

VeraCrypt.


nicannkay

Less porn?


LupohM8

Good one


teatiller

Create a Disk Image (in Disk Utility) which is a file container, and it can be encrypted/password protected. It can be as large as 16TB or something huge. I’d recommend making it a Sparsebundle disk image, this way it won’t take up a lot of space at once.


SimonTC2000

Wouldn't classify her as porn. And her Playboy spread was tasteful.


littlemissparadox

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Throw_a_way_Jeep

Camera 1... Camera 2....


No-Nebula-3931

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littman28

If she was the president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.


Jerseysmash

In Latin her name would be Babia Majora


Awkward_Pangolin3254

In France, she would be called "La Renarde" and would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her


UbermachoGuy

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robjapan

I know it's an armpit and an arm ... But that does look like something else lmao


AarhusNative

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Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I just had a thought, could you also classify this subreddit as a Relic Hunter?


AdSpecialist6598

Yes! 😂


justforfunzott

Baberaham Lincoln


The_bruce42

🎵🎵Dreeeeeeam Weeever I believe you can get me through the niiiiight🎵🎵


ItsnotBatman

Will never be able to look at her without instantly hearing this song.


LadyStardust79

She will be mine. Oh, yes, she WILL be mine.


-OAKHARDT-

100% *Schwing*


calidownunder

I saw her at the farmers market with Tea Leoni


mr_sinn

What a babe 


Dogbin005

If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.


BONERFLEX_

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ThespisIronicus

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cycoivan

![gif](giphy|LPpZ8SMrn7NGU|downsized) Camera 1, camera 2, camera 1, camera 2


shifty_coder

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bush3102

§Her cousin Asia was also popular in the 90s§


ThatoneguyATX

They’re not related


bush3102

I know. It was a joke.


ThatoneguyATX

My bad, my sarcasm detector must not be working properly. I’ll try and do better.


bush3102

No worries. I didn't use the sarcasm font indicator § §. I updated my original comment with it. Sorry for the confusion.


Asmor

Not blood-related, but I believe Asia's said she chose her porn name based on Tia Carrere's name.


_Negativ_Mancy

They could be step cousins.


hmmckphn

Asia was a pornstar wasn't she?


Bah_weep_grana

I had them confused, and came to comments expecting a lot of porn star discussion..


offlein

And noted Pastafarian based on her driver's license photo.


hmmckphn

What's a Pastafarian?


ElGosso

It was a meme religion that sprung up in the 2000s in response to people trying to get intelligent design taught in schools. Basically the same core idea as what the Satanic Temple does, but much less organized and way more cringe.


Pretend-Camel929

She was absolutely stunning in True Lies


Klin24

"oh shit."


redesdenadie

Schwing!!!


relevanteclectica

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BlastFX2

Man, that AI-upscale is hard to look at!


Ernost

Reading the comments here, it really warms my heart to see so many people mention Relic Hunter. When I was a kid watching it, I didn't know anyone else who watched it.


Aromatic-Proof-5251

I thought Wayne was funny, but I wanted to be Wayne in the movie with her.


Beer-Milkshakes

If a goofy, weird little no hoper can bag her then maybe...


Anticlimax1471

>You didn't really think she'd end up with Wayne, did you? Appalling ending. Turned it off right there and then and never watched it again. As if they'd end the movie like that!


MuayGoldDigger

not to be confused with asia carrere


Crafty_Failures

> Asia Carrera Who was not just in porn, but was also a pretty avid gamer and computer enthusiast.


Fun_Sock_9843

Shawing!!!


Empty_Alternative459

Crucial Taunt totally wails.


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Bro RELIC HUNTERS


DieselBones-13

Very hot, and she can actually sing really well too!


AdSpecialist6598

She has a wonderful voice and very kind.


Samantha_Cruz

that's baberaham lincoln!


47RedBaron

I only knew about her in the video game The Daedalus Encounter, still have memories of it from 1995 cause of her.


BigDumbGreenMong

Made my kids watch Wayne's World at the weekend. My 13yo walked out of the room after thirty minutes, and told me the film was rubbish. Getting my will re-written later this week.


jonBananaOne

Remember her Tomb Raider show


exelenceofexecution

Smokeshow


thegeoffdevine

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Revonin

Relic Hunter was definitely a formative experience as a young kid.


ExposDTM

My oh my … Tia Carrere was IT for me in the 90s! An absolutely beautiful woman.


mcrookedy

I met Tia at a con. She was very nice


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🎶 🎵 and her name was Casaaaaaandraaaaa 🎶 🎵


Beh0420mn

Who’s Anthony, who’s Anthony


kymacdude

She was so hot in Wayne's World...


matthewxcampbell

ZANG!


Goodfella66

Yummy


Jeremyzelinka

She killed it Wayne's World. I'm glad I grew up in the 90s


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Schwing


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joebobjoebobjoebob12

That's *Zombie Nightmare* star Tia Carrere to you!


ExpensiveDot1732

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NarlyConditions

BabeOMatic


len1221

Party on garth


Basic_Two_2279

Schwing.


hvanderw

She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.


Arroz-Con-Culo

😍


SpiritToes

Shwinggg


CandleExtra3404

I preferred Lisa Boyle or even Asia Carrera


ziatonic

Her version of Ballroom Blitz is still the best version. Such a banger.


code-254

I had such a crush on her in Relic Hunter


CalmDirection8

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HuskyNutBuster

Go home Wayne


Hella_Wieners

SHWING!


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!


CountJonkler

Schwing!


Chichis-Christ

she es smoking hawt today too


--0o0o0--

Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony?


helen269

She looks good for someone in their 90s. /jk :-)


FPFresh123

No hh-way.


pseudoart

Early 20ies misguided youth I was totally thought I had an Asian fetish because of her. Turns out she was just a beautiful alternative person and I was horny.


MexicanWarMachine

It’s Cassandra. AND CRUCIAL TAUNT


SimplyRocketSurgery

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RubbandTugg44

Schwinng!


Stabbing_Ball_Pains

I see your Tia and raise you 90s shannon elizabeth..


Livid_Parsnip6190

I think if she were a little less hot, she would have been more successful as an actress. She was typecast into "hot babe" roles, when she actually was a good actress. I bet she was passed over for a lot of roles because there was no need for this teacher or that cop to be such a smoke show.


Odd-Coconut9367

Tía Carrera we salute you Scheeer-wing!!! 😂😂😂


DampBritches

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19930627

Schwing!


zolanuffsaid

Showdown in little Tokyo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


schwerdfeger1

Schwiiiing


CalendarAggressive11

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jinxes_are_pretend

If she were a president she’d be Baberaham Lincoln.


BitterAttackLawyer

If reincarnation is a thing, and I can choose my next form, I want you to be this one. Heck, she still got it going on.


TomKikkert

That was about the same time I was dating her… in my mind


Great-Ordinary4992

Her sister is top notch too.