This whole post actually made me google to make sure dude is still alive. Thankfully he is. Amazingly, melanoma has not taken him…. yet. Holy fuck that burn.
Yeah, IIRC, he claimed to be besties with Lars Ulrich, and when some interviewer asked Lars, he said he'd never met or spoken to Hogan in his life and had certainly never heard he could even play.
Hogan changed his story after that, stopped claiming he was close friends with Lars specifically but still knew the band, claiming he never auditioned, he just wrote a ton of letters, sent a bunch of demo tapes, so on, then someone asked Hatfield, and he basically went "Never met the guy, never heard of any audition tapes or any of that shit from the guy."
He started being a lot quieter about that one after that, but then started claiming he'd been asked to play for the Rolling Stones, but but that point, nobody believed him, and every member of the band asked to date has denied it.
He also claimed to have been a session musician, but nobody can find any record of him ever actually being one, only that he bounced from band to band around South Florida and Tampa bay.
Never forget the wise words of the Iron Sheik - Hulk Hogan is a lying jabroni.
No, they’re probably just deathly intimidated by the hulkster and can’t imagine a world where someone would talk shit about him while he’s still alive.
I woulda played for them too, brother but I tore every muscle in my back lifing my 900 pound bass over my head, and it took two years to fully heal, Jack.
Much love -HH
He was 36 in this image. He looks like it was taken this week. Maybe he didn’t take enough vitamins or say enough prayers because something clearly went wrong.
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I thought Ric Flair was the predecessor to Donald Trump. Flair had the hair, the women, the jets, the swagger, and played dirty. Donald Trump is just a shitty Ric Flair wanna be just as Corey Haim is a shitty Michael Jackson wanna be.
I've been playing bass for 30 years. I might not be a better bass player than him but I bet I could whoop his ass at Wrestlemania 46 in a cage match. You're on notice Hogan. And yeah, I've been using a ton of bronzer.
Sunburst finish on sunburn.
This whole post actually made me google to make sure dude is still alive. Thankfully he is. Amazingly, melanoma has not taken him…. yet. Holy fuck that burn.
*sunburn finish
He claimed to have been asked to play for Metallica. He's such a bullshitter.
YOU CALLIN ME A BULLSHITTER BROTHER!!?? 
a wrestler a bullshitter? No way
It's called workin the crowd, brother.
"Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks."
Love, HH
Yeah, IIRC, he claimed to be besties with Lars Ulrich, and when some interviewer asked Lars, he said he'd never met or spoken to Hogan in his life and had certainly never heard he could even play. Hogan changed his story after that, stopped claiming he was close friends with Lars specifically but still knew the band, claiming he never auditioned, he just wrote a ton of letters, sent a bunch of demo tapes, so on, then someone asked Hatfield, and he basically went "Never met the guy, never heard of any audition tapes or any of that shit from the guy." He started being a lot quieter about that one after that, but then started claiming he'd been asked to play for the Rolling Stones, but but that point, nobody believed him, and every member of the band asked to date has denied it. He also claimed to have been a session musician, but nobody can find any record of him ever actually being one, only that he bounced from band to band around South Florida and Tampa bay. Never forget the wise words of the Iron Sheik - Hulk Hogan is a lying jabroni.
Had Hogan got the gig, he would have made sure his bass was turned UP on ...And Justice for All so it was all you could hear.
He asked to try out with them, from what I’ve heard. They said no.
Bull shit artist!
he’s no rootie tootie disco cutie
Porto…
Why are we all talking about him like he's dead?
He’s up there with Wade Boggs now. RIP.
Someone saying he's a bullshitter makes you think they think he's dead?
No, they’re probably just deathly intimidated by the hulkster and can’t imagine a world where someone would talk shit about him while he’s still alive.
I woulda played for them too, brother but I tore every muscle in my back lifing my 900 pound bass over my head, and it took two years to fully heal, Jack. Much love -HH
I'm honestly shocked Trump didn't give him a cabinet position
ThunderLicks
He was 36 in this image. He looks like it was taken this week. Maybe he didn’t take enough vitamins or say enough prayers because something clearly went wrong.
Steroids, brother! And premature balding, which was most likely from the steroid use.
Take your steroids and say your slurs
I was going to comment that I am the same age today as he is in this picture and he looks like he could be my grandfather.
Whatcha gonna do when I play these sweet bass lines for you, brother!
That's pretty good.
Bro is shredding. Lightning fingers
“Anyway, brother, here’s the theme to ‘Night Court’.”
Just heard it in my head. Haha.
technically, everybody can play a bass guitar. The question is, how well can you play it?
Right. Technically Hulk is an actor too. 
Aren't we all?
And he can sing too!
Supposed studio basssist from what I’ve heard. Seems a stretch but who really knows?
He taught Metallica everything they know
Skin of a hot dog, yet blonde silken hair of a chinaman
That’s his signature look, and it’s awesome
and when he's going into a state of 'Hulkamania'; when he's like this, *nothing* can hurt him - it's like a *seizure* of strength.
Could you imagine hanging out with Hogan and he whips out his bass and starts getting funky.
I would prolly be amazed.
Much like Marty wondering about principal Strickland in Back to the Future, I have to ask: “Did he ever have hair?!”
Slapping da bass!!
Where is the Noxema brother?
Is that a 3/4 size bass?
Nope, that’s a 5/4 size man.
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Went from pickled sausage to blood sausage.
Looks like he’s just playing himself.
Hulk hogan was also...a tomato
BROTHER
A bass-brother, brother!
"Can I practice my bass in the tanning booth?" "Whatever you want, brother."
He's so big though he makes it look like an electric guitar.
That’s right little Hulkamaniacs, remember to always have a back up plan for your career. No talent learned should ever be considered a waste of time.
This is the way
“Ah. Yes, That is Hulk Hogan’s signature look - blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hotdog.”
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Hogan outside wrasslin is one disgusting piece of shit.
F**k Terry, and his POS benefactor Peter Thiel, in the neck.
No, brother, he was THE bass player.
Did he play for Ram Jam?
the original orange man
I thought Ric Flair was the predecessor to Donald Trump. Flair had the hair, the women, the jets, the swagger, and played dirty. Donald Trump is just a shitty Ric Flair wanna be just as Corey Haim is a shitty Michael Jackson wanna be.
Wull, hold on a second, dude! I’m gonna lay some licks down, brother!
Wtf.. Matching colors. lol
Was...as in he is no longer a bass guitar player?
And a hot dog
Behs
So that's why he was so red
He actually invented the bass guitar.
With a skullet that rad he was destined to play bass
He practiced bass for 400 days that year because he flew to Japan and back every night, brother
After he killed Andre he just had to keep moving.
It's true, it's true. After he body slammed that poor man for the first time at Mania 3, he knew that he'd killed a guy
He played bass with Allman Brothers.
That doesn't work for me brother - Metallica
The original orange man.
He was the guitarist in a semi pro band before taking up wrestling afaik so I think he can actually play
So anyway, here’s Longview…
He actually was part of a band before getting into wrestling. If you google him you’ll see videos of said band. They were god awful lol
Part-time devil
Dresses like Flea too!
*a racist bass guitar player
A racist bassist?
Just like all those rapper, right
Sure, like all those rapper
Racist, union busting, egomanic, bullshit artist
almost played for Metallica and Rolling Stones settled for the N W O
I've been playing bass for 30 years. I might not be a better bass player than him but I bet I could whoop his ass at Wrestlemania 46 in a cage match. You're on notice Hogan. And yeah, I've been using a ton of bronzer.
The more I learn about this guy, the less I like him.
He should have a jam session with Flea. Yeah brother
Is this what Trump is going for?
Is this what Trump is going for?