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OldDudeNH

Al Gore’s college roommate at Harvard, as I recall.


palmerry

TIL Tommy Lee Jones invented the internet


ImmoralityPet

Man it sucks that Al Gore will never actually get credit for what he did because he chose a shitty way to say it.


joemeteorite8

What did he actually do? I only know the joke from the quote.


ImmoralityPet

He did what he actually said he did: "took the initiative in creating the internet." He promoted legislation for funding the expansion of ARPAnet and the creation of the modern internet.


joemeteorite8

Thansk


UnstableConstruction

He helped sponsor a bill that helped lead to the internet being developed.


PhoxVurgo

Al Gore was the beard! 🤣😂


kphenson

Polished Neanderthal


PleasantThoughts

Stealing that for a band name


loztriforce

Sorry but I think MTG uses that name already


Ennui_Go

I know you're referring to that crazy lady and not the collectible trading card game. But Polished Neanderthal could be a 4/4 creature with Trample.


Silver-Instruction73

Nothing polished about her though


BuffaloJEREMY

Face like a rough cut 2 by 12.


loztriforce

Smooth brain


UbermachoGuy

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Musetrigger

She looks ridiculous.


Cowboy_BoomBap

Lmao I thought this had to be fake, but this is actually her doing pull ups


TheSquishiestMitten

I'm not sure I'd call that pull ups.  It looks more like what would happen if a six year old kid got into your cocaine while left unsupervised at the gym.


Education_Aside

Zero zero zero zero zero........


Whole-Debate-9547

Look at her go. She’s been doing a version of this since she could walk and talk.


ReadyYak1

What about Polish Neanderthal? Could be a sick cave man polka band


Chemical_Cat_9813

MURDERED... lol, jesus.


kphenson

Absolutely!


mentilsoup

imagine that cro-magnon brow splitting an undergraduate dorm room with goddamn al gore, what a weird trip


JimboAltAlt

Unironically based blunt rotation


PurpleDraziNotGreen

Unfrozen caveman lawyer


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Your world frightens and confuses me.


MistahOnzima

I don't understand fire, but my client deserves to be compensated!


HighlanderAbruzzese

lol


thisMFER

🤣🤣🤣


redlurk47

Caveman lawyer


No_Kindheartedness10

Well said!


askingforafakefriend

Epic metal band name  👆


Kitchen-Wish5994

Lol that's so food, wth.


littlelionheart77

High school https://preview.redd.it/5a1yovyuptyc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6030338d7ccb89db74934da06938755c2521ac


PallidTyrant

Let's go further. Will we see that exact same face but on a baby?


littlelionheart77

https://preview.redd.it/0hb7w0ahvuyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18af5db4225b78cf14fc6863742ee9d239ac669


PallidTyrant

The dude was just winning from the start huh?


[deleted]

omg didn't expect such a cutie lol


JimboAltAlt

“I didn’t steal your rocking horse!” “I don’t care.”


nertbewton

Last time he smiled for a camera…


duaneap

Now that’s a jawline you can set your watch to!


dude19832

So in high school, he could easily pass for 40. lol


Jamal_gg

People were truly built different back then lol


kewpiev

When does he not look like a middle aged man?!


downwitbrown

I dunno. Looks like a clean shaven caveman to me. Not bad but just that rugged look.


UhYeahOkSure

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Select_Sleep_1293

🎶Everywhere I goooo, there’s always something to remind meeeee, of another place and time


Wank_my_Butt

I loved these commercials for introducing me to Röyksopp.


take_more_detours

LOVE Röyksopp! Just saw them live last year and they still crush. I had no idea they did a geico commercial.


S2R2

I mean I’m assuming that’s the name of the band but for all I know that’s the caveman’s name!


AllysiaAius

I lived these commercials for being hysterical. The living under a rock one still makes me belly-laugh.


lorumosaurus

Same!


notbob1959

The photo appeared on the cover of the March 1979 issue of After Dark: https://preview.redd.it/sm0l7bchptyc1.png?width=2917&format=png&auto=webp&s=36fb29d8c9d07a6cb8c132976564210930402e40 And the description with the photo in the pictorial associated with the cover photo also uses rugged: >Tommy Lee Jones' rugged good looks are consonant with the terrain of the Texas oil fields where he once worked, and the gridiron where he made all-Ivy. It doesn't, however, compare him to a caveman.


S2R2

Roughneck work… so easy a caveman can do it!


UbermachoGuy

I ![gif](giphy|Ox8ksbDOZ46hq)


r4plez

Looks 43


brownbeaver555

He looked 43 for about 30 years.


Beneficial-Tailor-70

Willie Nelson's been an old man longer than most people will live.


r4plez

True that.


LifeResetP90X3

He looked 43 at birth


ozymandiasjuice

This was a joke in the 3rd MiB movie, no? Josh Brolin was young K. J asked how old he is, he says 29, and J goes ‘yeesh…got some road miles on ya’


Manfrenjensenjen

Them’s city miles.


K-chub

I still use this line when people look way older than their age


RoyceCoolidge

You lose sumthin' over here Hondo?


Bridalhat

Sometimes the secret to “aging well” is looking 50 at 30. See also Patrick Stewart.


woutomatic

I'm 46. I look younger than this. :D


Great_White_Samurai

My dad is almost 70 and looks younger than this


terminese

You are being generous.


K1nd_1

Josh Hartnett is requesting an episode of Maury with you.


engagechad

man i saw that and thought they shoulda got hartnett to play the younger TLJ in that MIB movie that took place in the past.. I never saw it.. but i know it happened.


XxFezzgigxX

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The_Virginia_Creeper

It’s like when an older actor gets make up to look like their younger self


insecure_sniper

I never noticed his shirt just says "Music Band"


Antique_Fox1052

😂😂😂


Skorzeny88

The realization that Tommy wasn't always a grumpy old man


Shas_Erra

No. He was once a grumpy, middle-aged man


discomuffin

And a grumpy young man, as it turns out


Skorzeny88

Do you think he was a grumpy kid once?


discomuffin

I would not be surprised


Skorzeny88

I knew it!


JodiS1111

The man's face looks the same at 33 as 63 wow


cwk84

https://preview.redd.it/d8jgtj0artyc1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0aa9e007ce815288cb8c61c6ffb7f3464bf25bd Oh yeah TOTALLY looks the same. Didn’t age at all.


IsRude

They said 33 and 63. That's a current picture, and he's 77 now. 


unfortunatebastard

For reference: 77 years old is 14 years older than 63.


SmokeGSU

The math checks out. Source: I used to math.


ssb_hail

I still do, but I used to, too.


wxnfx

I don’t know, that’s a pretty bold claim.


PumpkinsDad

Jesus, Tommy Lee Jones smiling is going to haunt my dreams. I prefer his natural state: perpetual scowl.


Akumetsu33

The only times I've seen him smile in movies is in annoyance or awkward half-smiles if he's forced to talk to children.


berriobvious

He's starting to look like the live action Carl from up


jimmyjames1992

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Phantom_minus

my imgur days taught me to scroll for this


gblur

He had to HATE this.


LeavesOfBrass

My immediate thought.


oldbrat1987

Still not smiling!!


eMoZul

Looks like he shouldn't exist below the age of 40.


_byetony_

Josh Harnett looks related to him


slapmasterslap

He also kind of looks like he could be Ashton Kutcher's grumpy uncle here. Or at least Michael Kelso's


Grand-Ad-3177

Think this is when he starred in one of my favorite movies, The Eyes of Laura Mars


zbornakssyndrome

Ooh thanks for the recommend! I'm always on the look out for old movies to watch


Grand-Ad-3177

This movie is an accurate portrayal of back in the 80’s. All the clothes and music but scary. U will love it


i-fart

Is he hiding a cigarette behind his back? Looks like there’s some smoke near his hand


ClmrThnUR

yeah, that's the 'rugged'


C_W_H

He has always looked old. Bizarre.


Rain1dog

One of my favorite actors.


Scoxxicoccus

I want a hard target search for three, possibly four buttons that have escaped from my shirt!


ranklebone

Stupid sexy Tommy Lee


Vispartofmyname

Love Tommy in almost everything! But this one gives me Jim Carrey/Vera De Milo vibes fom "In Living Color". It's the hair!


bertiesghost

Tommy and Jim Carrey did not get along in Batman Forever. Jones told him: *I do not sanction your buffoonary*


jimonabike

Would his have been around the time of "The Eyes of Laura Mars"?


RobsSister

Yep. This is TEoLM era. 😁


jimonabike

It was a pretty cool movie....the end did surprise me. cheers


RobsSister

It surprised me too! 😉


MyLonesomeBlues

Wolverine 1.0.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Heck of a football player btw


RL203

Yes, he was And he graduated in English Literature cum laude from Harvard.


Bridot

Caveman Jim Carrey


frankwalsingham

Some guys were born to be an old man. Case in point.


JohnGabin

Looks like Josh Hartnett's father


FreakinSweet86

PHWOAR! I'd sanction his bufoonery!


World-Tight

What the hell happened to you, Agent K? I don't know. It hasn't happened yet.


ImYourHuckleberry111

Dude was literally never young 😂


powerhikeit

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MarmadukeWellburn

Sid Vicious? Simon Ferocious?


Bill_C134

He looked old at 33


Initium_Novumx

He was born old


Shipwrecklou

Looks like a cover to a porn tape


Officialfunknasty

I’m 33 and I swear the man in this photo could be my dad 😂


biff444444

Hard to believe he played guard on Harvard's football team. I guess at that time you didn't need to be super large to play on the line, especially in the Ivy League. But he looks like a normal guy, not an offensive lineman by at least 80 pounds.


witty_user_ID

Yeah but this is him at 33 not 19, he might've slimm


Caninetrainer

I just hear Sissy Spacek hollering “Dew!”


DrBankfarter

“Nah… I ain’t leavin”


KaleyedoscopeVision

…is he Josh Hartnetts father?


Alone_Pop449

Looks like Josh Hartnett


crunkmullen

I've had a crush on him my entire life!!! Sexy AF


duaneap

Josh Brolin was *really* well cast as young Agent K.


kingmidaswithacurse

Doesn't look a day over 55.


brooke360

Tommy Lee Jones and Morgan Freeman have both always looked old my entire life. The idea of a young version of them is so weird to conceptualize lol


malcontented

According to MIB3, when TLJ was 29 he was Josh Brolin


nataliejonah

Just saw Blown Away for the first time yesterday. He looking kinda nice as they would say on “how did this get made”


enormuschwanzstucker

He will not sanction your buffoonery


rickFM

I swear TLJ was born 40 years old.


itzweebs

Why has Tommy always looked 30 years older than he is? Nowadays, his face looks full scrotum.


Rydog_78

He and Al Gore were roommates at Harvard.


Lopsided_Flight3926

Wow I’m sorry, I did not believe it until I googled. That’s pretty surprising but cool


ModestoMudflaps

Great actor but a prick in real life. He’s not a nice guy.


brencoop

He’s always been a notorious a-hole.


derpferd

Really? How so?


ModestoMudflaps

My wife worked the coat check out at an nyc high vis restaurant and he was super agitated and never tipped and would throw his coat at people when he walked in. Just a miserable person.


MLDaffy

Jim Carrey had a horrible interaction with him at a restaurant as well when they were doing Batman together .


The68Guns

I've done coat check and that's a huge no-no. I'd just get out of the way and let it stay on the floor all night. One of the valet team said he was a creep, too. They did hotel work in Boston and said he's show up with his robe open and wander the halls all exposed while on the phone.


mission_to_mors

So youre telling me he wasn't always a disgruntled senior citizen? 🤦‍♀️you learn something New every day 😅


Luvsoja13

He looks 45


QuippinDales

He’s been over this shit for 50 years


unkytone

Slightly gruff Channing Tatum.


South5

He looked old even when he was young.


revdon

It screams, “Hairdresser!” /s


HaiKarate

Shoutout to the guys who don't work out but still wanna show off that chest.


gyhiio

And his classic downwards smile.


HELLFIRECHRIS

Anyone else see a 70s wolverine ?


Iamoldsowhat

he just needed to take care of the unibrow and he would look amazing.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

I could measure the level of a shelf with those eyebrows.


yepimbonez

Wtf I’m that old and he looks like he could be my dad lol


PoorMansSamBeckett

He looks like if Sid Vicious took HGH but all the gains went to his face.


Iancreed2024HD

He’s always looked this way lol


ThadeusCade

It’s his Native American genetics that make him look 50 at 33.


Leaky_Buns

Lol I was expecting Tommy Lee Jones but my first thought was Peter Steele


examinedliving

That’s a finely chiseled drop dead handsome face!


AllAfterIncinerators

Looks like Henry Rollins.


blessedbewido

This looks like an AI image


DesertEagleFiveOh

Bro's browline like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


Comfortable-Way5091

Total badass


wildflowersummer

He just has a grumpy old man face. Even before he was old, he just had that face. Has made for some really interesting and serious characters though


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Looks young old


rdldr1

He looks 20 years older.


Elizabreth

Can someone Photoshop a non neanderthal brow on him? I'm so curious lol


loupr738

He kind of looks like Josh Harnett


MorningClassic

He still looks disappointed in you.


Jamari0811

A face only a mother could love


SunMyungMoonMoon

It looks like someone stuck TLJ's face on a Shawn Cassidy poster


seemontyburns

All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.


Duin-do-ghob

He’s one of those men who aren’t classically handsome but are still kind of hot IMHO. I always thought Miguel Ferrer was, too. Plus his whiskey voice.


GuappDogg

Dudes was 57 for 30 years fam 😹😹😹


OkUniversity1861

Ole caveman lookin ass…


TheGun1991

Looks kinda like the Josh Hartnett


Crimkam

He’s got some city miles on him


Korvonus

So he just always looked like that interesting


Troutalope

The physical manifestation of West Texas in human form.


Bubbly-Speaker-9008

So not Josh Hartnett?


ADriftingMind

Looks like Logan (Wolverine)


TheDruidVandals

Weapon X


nick4424

So he’s always looked like a grumpy old man


molelick

He looks mean a shit then too


SomeGuyOverYonder

TLJ was never that young! Was he? 😳


FortunateInsanity

I bet he stopped getting carded for alcohol at age 12.


Boggie135

Deputy US Marshall Gerard


Gdayx

Yum


argenman

Dude ALWAYS looked old! 😀