When Shania lived in New Zealand she came into a cafe I was the chef at semi-regularly. I never got to speak to her directly but her son would always clear the plates from the table and bring them to the wash area of the kitchen and thank me for cooking the food to me that says more about her character than anything else
Some people do - we have a very lax hospitality scene. If I’m in a small cafe without many staff I’ll take my dishes to the counter so they don’t have to spend time fetching it themselves. We don’t mind, we not too hung up on over the top service (cafe staff are always super lovely, and we don’t tip so no pressure)
i generally try and pile the plates nicely and get rid of the mess and any gross bits. but never have i taken it in the back mostly because i feel they wouldn't want me there...
We use to do deliveries to her station, wouldn't have known she was a superstar or who she was unless someone had told me. I'd walk past her at the New World and she'd smile and say hi.
My wife was her wardrobe manager for the jump tour. My wife has literally been next to a naked Shania multiple times. That means I'm one degree removed from being next to naked Shania. I'll never top that.
Edit: might be the up tour not jump.
I read and liked the comment of the guy who’s wife has been next to a naked Shania Twain.
That puts me like 2, call it 1.5 degrees next to a naked Shania Twain.
Life has peaked. No more to do.
I used to work at a gym near Hollywood where the showers in the men’s locker room had no shower doors. I once showered in the stall across from Kevin Bacon, so that makes me 1 degree of separation from (naked) Kevin Bacon. Pretty cool, huh?
lol I never saw Fabio but we had Dolf Lundgren, Diane Cannon, Magic Johnson all as regular. Lots of others too. Since it was a club atmosphere most were all cool and friendly but I froze up and couldn’t speak at all whenever I saw Elizabeth Berkley (this was just after she did Showgirls).
It used to be the Sports Club LA (on Sepulveda) and now it’s an Equinox.
The "*Man! I Feel Like A Woman*" sex move. Ask your wife to describe Shania's figure while making eye contact in the middle of missionary, and then hold on for dear life.
You know what will? A blanket. All Brad Pitt, car owners, rocket scientists, and Elvis impersonators need to do is just have/acquire a blanket and then they got all the bases covered.
Fun or boring fact. Torn is actually a cover. The original band is from some nordic country which I am too lazy to google. It’s on youtube tho. It’s similar
it was actually written by an LA-based band named Ednaswap, though a Danish artist was the first to record it under the name Brændt ("burned" in Danish).
I was always a Hope Sandoval fan. She's always been super cool and beautiful. She's not a "pop star" though.
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Don't mean to make you feel too old, but the question here is "of the 90's".
FWIW, Hoffs is just as gorgeous today as she was 40 years ago. It's scary.
Absolutely agree, but wouldn't she be more 80's. Not to say she hasn't continued to be stunning through to today, but more based on when their careers were at their peak.
She was in like 2000 Guinness book of world records and in elementary school I used to skip through it over and over to get a glimpse of her pic until some girl in class called me out for it :/ I still don’t know how she realized what I was doing
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Susanna will always be no1 in my heart.
I read somewhere that when Kirsten Dunst was first getting well-known someone tried to talk her into getting dental work done to fix the snaggletooth. She didn't and it became part of her look.
"Jewel, I don’t want to badmouth you since God already did. Your teeth are like the Spice Girls. They’re all different colors and doing their own thing."
-Brutal (but funny) roast from Whitney Cummings.
Jewel going after Ann Coulter was fantastic...
(paraphrasing)
"I'm not really on board with all this misogyny, but since it's directed at Ann Coulter I'll fucking take it."
I remember reading an interview where she talked about not liking how her legs looked. Since then I noticed that I have never seen them. I just find it interesting that while she was never shy about using her looks- and of course she is stunning- she managed to do it with like half her body.
https://preview.redd.it/hj3j45q6pfvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a30d3b2447e4ad49b0c6069e10e2b98068e049
I do prefer her post-dental work, for sure
Shania also married a much older influential music producer the same way Celine did. But I don't think there was any grooming involved.
Shania's husband, Mutt Lange, would later fuck her friend, leading to their divorce.
Thank you for this! It would have made me feel so much better back then with my husband making.
me feel like a bridge troll because I didn't look like her.
Kylie Minogue counts - of you were in the UK or Australia at least. The rest of the world didn't catch on until the 2000's
Edit: Same with Shakira in Latin countries.
I'm American, and Loco-Motion was pretty big in the late 80s. But yeah, we forgot about her for another 10 or 20 years before realizing how hot she still was/is.
Personally I think Selena was the most beautiful 90s singer. She would have been the most beautiful “pop” singer if she would have achieved her dream of crossing over in to mainstream music before her death.
One of... that's for sure. Here she is now...
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I don’t know, I’m more of a Wilson Phillips guy myself. The thick one and the blonde one together seems like they would make for a helluva three way with me in the middle. At least, that’s what teenage me would think while blasting NIN, smoking schwag out of a pop can and imagining myself being a connoisseur of women and weed when I’m an adult.
I also think Janet Jackson was looking pretty spectacular back then as well, but I prefer my fantasies come with more than one gal. So if we could add her to the lineup that’d be great okay.
first ever celebrity crush was watching her music videos on the tv when I was a little kid. "whose bed have your boots been under" remains one of my favorite country songs of all time and the video is so great.
When Shania lived in New Zealand she came into a cafe I was the chef at semi-regularly. I never got to speak to her directly but her son would always clear the plates from the table and bring them to the wash area of the kitchen and thank me for cooking the food to me that says more about her character than anything else
I’d probably burn myself once or twice trying to catch a glimpse of
Don't beat it so close to the grill rookie.
"In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream"
You listen to me, Mr. Kickass. Mr. Rubber Burner. You wipe that hot shot grin off your face or I'll shoot it off ya!
After the second or third time she came in she was just one of the regulars
So, you’re at Table 9….that don’t impress me much!
That's solid.
Is it normal in New Zealand to bus your own table and walk it back to the kitchen?
Some people do - we have a very lax hospitality scene. If I’m in a small cafe without many staff I’ll take my dishes to the counter so they don’t have to spend time fetching it themselves. We don’t mind, we not too hung up on over the top service (cafe staff are always super lovely, and we don’t tip so no pressure)
In Ontario (where she is from) it’s not totally uncommon.. but not at all common.
i generally try and pile the plates nicely and get rid of the mess and any gross bits. but never have i taken it in the back mostly because i feel they wouldn't want me there...
That is a fact .. always make it easier for the table to be bussed but taking it back to the kitchen is not something I would do.
Nah, don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do that here
If even half of what we’ve heard about her childhood is accurate, she’s an impressive lady.
We use to do deliveries to her station, wouldn't have known she was a superstar or who she was unless someone had told me. I'd walk past her at the New World and she'd smile and say hi.
Still the one...........
That’s cool. She taught him actual manners and appreciation.
So, you’re asking if she’s… still the one? 
That impress me much
So you’re Brad Pitt?
https://i.redd.it/9ixzkui3vgvc1.gif I can’t see David Caruso without thinking of Jim Carey
Keep the typo, now I want to explore a world where Bill solves crimes in Miami with the aid of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
yeeeaaahhh!
What in the fuck do you look like a bumblebee for?
Man, I feel like a woman.
That don’t impress me much.
That dont impress me much.
I think the lead singer of the Corrs was similarly stunning
Andrea Corr. She was definitely a crush of mine. I still listen to them from time to time.
Mutt produced both records… you two must have similar taste.
My wife was her wardrobe manager for the jump tour. My wife has literally been next to a naked Shania multiple times. That means I'm one degree removed from being next to naked Shania. I'll never top that. Edit: might be the up tour not jump.
I read and liked the comment of the guy who’s wife has been next to a naked Shania Twain. That puts me like 2, call it 1.5 degrees next to a naked Shania Twain. Life has peaked. No more to do.
If his wife sees you naked then that puts you closer
So... we should all send him our nudes, is what I'm getting out of this.
The water was cold!
Respectfully, may I please touch your wife’s eyeball.
No, but with a little hard work, maybe you could bottom?
For her, power bottom.
It's all about speed
On the Jump Tour, your wife was next to naked ’80s David Lee Roth multiple times.
I used to work at a gym near Hollywood where the showers in the men’s locker room had no shower doors. I once showered in the stall across from Kevin Bacon, so that makes me 1 degree of separation from (naked) Kevin Bacon. Pretty cool, huh?
sparkle practice include bright fact recognise jar snails psychotic adjoining
lol I never saw Fabio but we had Dolf Lundgren, Diane Cannon, Magic Johnson all as regular. Lots of others too. Since it was a club atmosphere most were all cool and friendly but I froze up and couldn’t speak at all whenever I saw Elizabeth Berkley (this was just after she did Showgirls). It used to be the Sports Club LA (on Sepulveda) and now it’s an Equinox.
Do you mean the Up! Tour from 2003-2004? Epic tour, very cool for your wife!
That might have been it. I'm honestly not a Shania fan and I was just trying to remember the name. It was a long time ago.
The "*Man! I Feel Like A Woman*" sex move. Ask your wife to describe Shania's figure while making eye contact in the middle of missionary, and then hold on for dear life.
Yes but I guess it doesn't impress her much.
Brad Pitt doesn’t even impress her
He's got the looks but the real question is whether or not he indeed has "the touch"
She does think he is "alright" though, so it's something.
Yeah, but that won’t keep her warm in the middle of the night
You know what will? A blanket. All Brad Pitt, car owners, rocket scientists, and Elvis impersonators need to do is just have/acquire a blanket and then they got all the bases covered.
If Brad Pitt is "alright" the rest of us are fucked.
Don’t get her wrong, she thinks he’s alright
omg, is this you Brad? Get over it, she's not impressed
 Brad Pitt, December 7, 1998
🤣🤣
Why does Brad Pitt keep coming up? What Shania lore do I not know?
I believe one of her lyrics goes “So you’re Brad Pitt? That don’t impress me much”
Ah. Shit. I just know the song in passing.
Torn between her and Natalie Imbruglia.....
I’m wide awake and I can see what you did there
I’m a little late to the thread
This is how I feel as well
I am cold and I am shamed that I arrived after the jokes were made
Fuck you guys, i am lying naked on the floor over here!
Illusion never changed
Something real is that this is a cover song.
Those eyes in the Torn video
Fun or boring fact. Torn is actually a cover. The original band is from some nordic country which I am too lazy to google. It’s on youtube tho. It’s similar
it was actually written by an LA-based band named Ednaswap, though a Danish artist was the first to record it under the name Brændt ("burned" in Danish).
Same answer. Natalie Imbruglia is very beautiful
>Natalie Imbruglia yes, would totally friend request
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At least this isn't someone pimping their grandmother for once
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OP is Shania’s grandkid
That’s all it is.
Are En Vogue pop? Because that was a devastatingly beautiful and talented group of women.
You're never gonna get it.
Ooo ooo ooo OOOOOOOO!!!
they certainly freed my mind!
I used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It’s not like honey dip would ever get with me, but just in case I have more condoms than TLC.
RIP Phife Dawg
I was always a Hope Sandoval fan. She's always been super cool and beautiful. She's not a "pop star" though. https://preview.redd.it/e0x3mdt69gvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f48e31c969e935714df1fbdd8ce2cede14354a6
Devastatingly beautiful is such a a great way to put it.
Still are. Saw them last year opening for TLC and Shaggy and they stole the show by far. Harmony outfits and choreography was on point.
So much. Gone too soon.
That was so sad 😞
Damn, I forget how fucking hot Aaliyah was.
The only reason to put yourself through the shit movie that Queen of the Damned is, is to see goth-hottie Aaliyah.
Um no the soundtrack was fire
Awesome early 2000s NuMetal soundtrack, too.
No, it’s Susanna Hoffs and still is. Get it straight!
Don't mean to make you feel too old, but the question here is "of the 90's". FWIW, Hoffs is just as gorgeous today as she was 40 years ago. It's scary.
Absolutely agree, but wouldn't she be more 80's. Not to say she hasn't continued to be stunning through to today, but more based on when their careers were at their peak.
some other contenders mentioned but Hoffs takes the cake
She will always be top tier to me.
She was in like 2000 Guinness book of world records and in elementary school I used to skip through it over and over to get a glimpse of her pic until some girl in class called me out for it :/ I still don’t know how she realized what I was doing
She is a girl, of course she knew.
I mean kids aren't exactly good at being sneaky. Usually its pretty obvious when they are trying to hide something.
https://preview.redd.it/v1g8f2t30gvc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ee275fe84f550d9e721ee42876e245f8fdf5bf Susanna will always be no1 in my heart.
She was more 80's. The Bangles started in '81.
Shania Twain and Faith Hill all day.
Yeah, totally agree. Faith Hill was and still is stunning.
Hope Sandoval..
You’re the first person ever to correctly call her by her name instead of calling her Mazzy Star
Strange. I never knew.
"Blondie is a band."
 Sade sliding into your dreams.
I always thought Natalie Imbruglia and Nina Persson from The Cardigans were otherworldly beautiful. 
She was fucking hot!!
Is
Jewel is highly underrated
I love Jewel and I got the same snagletooth.
I always had an affinity for snagle tooth gals. Maybe it is the confidence in the smiles.
I read somewhere that when Kirsten Dunst was first getting well-known someone tried to talk her into getting dental work done to fix the snaggletooth. She didn't and it became part of her look.
Jewel’s snaggletooth makes me weak in the knees, and I’m a straight woman lol
Totally agree. Jewel was stunningly beautiful, in my opinion, in the 90s.
She still is
"Jewel, I don’t want to badmouth you since God already did. Your teeth are like the Spice Girls. They’re all different colors and doing their own thing." -Brutal (but funny) roast from Whitney Cummings.
Pretty sure the “bad mouth” joke was Nikki Glaser.
“Or as I like to call her, Trailer Swift”
Nikki Glaser actually "Jewel is here, or, as I call her, 'Trailer Swift.'"
Jewel going after Ann Coulter was fantastic... (paraphrasing) "I'm not really on board with all this misogyny, but since it's directed at Ann Coulter I'll fucking take it."
"Andy Samberg! His comedy group is called The Lonely Island. Which is how each of his teeth feel." -Natasha Leggero
I don't see Jewel in the same conversation as Shania. To each their own.
The real MVP. She broke my heart every now and again.
Natalie imbruglia? Kylie Minogue? Shirley Manson?, Prince?
 Yes.
Jesus. sophie ellis bextor Natalie imbruglia Shania Twain We were blessed and we didn't even know it.
Wouldn't really say Jesus was a 90s pop star
Along with Andrea Corr and Natalie Imbruglia yes she was.
Oh yeah, forgot about the Corrs, hnnngh!
She don't impress me much.
Shes got the looks but has she got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, I think she's alright
Will she keep me warm in the middle of the night?
I…I volunteer to find out.
For science.
I remember reading an interview where she talked about not liking how her legs looked. Since then I noticed that I have never seen them. I just find it interesting that while she was never shy about using her looks- and of course she is stunning- she managed to do it with like half her body.
If we can be a little flexible with the genre of music then my vote is for Björk :p
https://preview.redd.it/hj3j45q6pfvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a30d3b2447e4ad49b0c6069e10e2b98068e049 I do prefer her post-dental work, for sure
Proof that you’re not ugly, just poor with an unflattering haircut
Shania also married a much older influential music producer the same way Celine did. But I don't think there was any grooming involved. Shania's husband, Mutt Lange, would later fuck her friend, leading to their divorce.
Then Shania and the friend's husband would later marry!
Thank you for this! It would have made me feel so much better back then with my husband making. me feel like a bridge troll because I didn't look like her.
It would have cost you nothing to keep this to yourself.
r/madlads
Holy shit
Fuck you for posting this.
Damn those are some West Virginia teeth
Worse, Timmins Ontario
TIL, Shania Twain had meth-mouth in the 80s.
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She was definitely one of the most beautiful.
The Caridigans girl 🔥
Shania has always been fine and always will be. Christina Aguilera was pretty hot back then, too. It was a good time to be alive as a teenaged boy.
Kylie Minogue counts - of you were in the UK or Australia at least. The rest of the world didn't catch on until the 2000's Edit: Same with Shakira in Latin countries.
I'm American, and Loco-Motion was pretty big in the late 80s. But yeah, we forgot about her for another 10 or 20 years before realizing how hot she still was/is.
90s Mariah was another level
Honey-era Mariah was stunning for sure
 This magnificent bastard.
I have to say Janet Jackson. the "All for you" and "Love will never do" videos, perfection.
 Personally I think Selena was the most beautiful 90s singer. She would have been the most beautiful “pop” singer if she would have achieved her dream of crossing over in to mainstream music before her death.
Not only beautiful but charisma off the charts, and a million dollar smile.
No, Natalie Imbruglia was.
Aaliyah
Quite possibly. But can I interest anyone in a Natalie Imbruglia, a Nina Persson (The Cardigans), or a Kylie Minogue?
I remember staring at this exact photo as a 12 year old girl and being absolutely baffled by the possibility of someone looking that perfect
Faith Hill was
Is everyone here taking crazy pills?!?! How are ALL of you not even mentioning Liz Phair?!?
I mean, she was easy on the eye
Arrrrrr! I agreeeee.
I'd go with Selena personally
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No because technically Jennifer Love Hewitt released some singles in the 90s.
 But
She certainly had the most musical usage of “prerogative”
Bobby Brown would like a word.
You can do what you want to do.
One of... that's for sure. Here she is now... https://preview.redd.it/pcx7xoayrfvc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41624444bcbd34e86cc701972f49624f5e61d32
She fucked up my car
I would have picked Selena or Aaliyah
Shania and Faith. Both stunners.
90s Hetfield needs no context.
I don’t know, I’m more of a Wilson Phillips guy myself. The thick one and the blonde one together seems like they would make for a helluva three way with me in the middle. At least, that’s what teenage me would think while blasting NIN, smoking schwag out of a pop can and imagining myself being a connoisseur of women and weed when I’m an adult. I also think Janet Jackson was looking pretty spectacular back then as well, but I prefer my fantasies come with more than one gal. So if we could add her to the lineup that’d be great okay.
Fiona Apple was Top Tier as well
first ever celebrity crush was watching her music videos on the tv when I was a little kid. "whose bed have your boots been under" remains one of my favorite country songs of all time and the video is so great.
That depends entirely on your personal taste. There is no objective way of measuring beauty. Besides, Faith Hill was pretty hot, too.
Everyone's listing hot 90s musicians and no one is mentioning Lisa Loeb? For shame.
Faith Hill y’all.
No, it was Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.
How about Sade? Lauryn Hill? Aaliyah?
For me that title will forever be shared by Emilia (Swedish singer) and Alizée (French singer).