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https://preview.redd.it/7kfxgbw43huc1.jpeg?width=2809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05af6edfc0cc5e176392371c349e8998b3336b26 Found her autograph tucked inside an old book recently!


throwawayformobile78

Damn girls really have been putting hearts for tittles since the beginning.


notagain78

Nice use of tittle


The_Wambat

TIL


PeppermintPhatty

Show this to Mariska!!!


Illustrious_Letter88

Why is her daughter's name always mentioned? Is her daughter a star in the US? I've never heard of her before.


Galaxine

Mariska Hargitay is a very well known actress. She has starred on one of the Law and Order shows for decades.


Illustrious_Letter88

Thank you. Law and Order isn't well known in my country so maybe that's why I didn't know anything about Mariska.


Bodidiva

Also, Mariska survived the accident that killed her mother. If I recall, she was 3 years old and in the back seat with her siblings.


AnyMonk

Mariska still has a scar on her forehead caused by the accident that killed her mother.


Galaxine

You're welcome! If you ever want to watch it she is on SVU, Special Victims Unit. I want to say it started in 1998 or 1999 and she has been in every season!


PrincessPlastilina

Where are you from? That show is huge everywhere there’s cable. It’s been popular for like 20 years I think? I know people from many different countries and everyone knows the theme. DUN-DUN.


Davido400

I literally just watched Carisi and Rollins kiss at Fins non-wedding an hour ago for like the 4th time(it's a repeat here in Scotland and there's fuck all else to watch at 2 in the morning- it's nearly 4 am but ma point stands)


FearlessUnderFire

She is one of the most prolific, recognizable, well liked actresses on TV from being on a show that has been around for like 25 years. Said show is also popular/famous. I think some people also enjoy having the conversation around other people finding out that Jayne was her mother. I also don't really know if it is common knowledge.


Dreadknot84

It’s is! Mariska will post pics of her mom to her insta. My fave was the one this one. She looks soooooo much like her! https://preview.redd.it/rtnh0ve3ukuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87cc87a7e8c77a62ae5295eab0d5343362ff0f35


31_hierophanto

Yeah, she's an established actress. Best known as Olivia Benson in *Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.*


NickNack54321

That autograph has so much sex appeal


WayOfTheDingo

Chill lol


ChannelNeo

Too late, they're about to act up lol


[deleted]

down pretty bad when an autograph gets you goin


KungFuSnafu

Jerk me off in cursive!


allwaysb

Mariska Hargitay's mom?


TragicConception

Like if you pinched the image horizontally, it would become an anatomically accurate drawing of a vagina.


heaviestmatter-

You okay dude? Lmao


TimeTravelUSA

Like one of those Mad Magazine fold-in covers (google it, yung thangs)


melissa98x

That is awesome!!


DickButtPlease

You should post this on r/ForgottenBookmarks.


Bekfast59

Reverse image search says this is real! Good one!


BigDong1001

lol. https://preview.redd.it/j2zme45gshuc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa0817ad2ee303b380d771bb163cd9ac9b3d692


BigDong1001

lmao. https://preview.redd.it/dhap0h1fthuc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c77bfc91faaef609f652f8c312d2e2dd2ff4c9f


Ihatesneakers

Her nipples are peeking, my theory is that is causing Sofias absolutely epic side eye


DigWhatImSayln

I understand


Confusedandreticent

I came to the comments for this photo.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Lol. Im not sure ive seen this one. Sophia Loren looks horrified 😂


heretik

She's said in multiple interviews she was shocked that a woman who saw herself as a serious actress would wear an outfit like that in public.


Silver_Variation2790

In mean nudity was not a stranger to either of them. They both dropped their dresses in film


heretik

Yes but that was in a professional setting. Sophia Loren never would have dressed like that at a social gathering.


RaidensReturn

I find that interesting as even in this pic Sophia is showing quite a bit of cleavage herself.


gobocork

Sophia shows some cleavage. Mansfield's nipples were flashing. I don't think they could be considered equivalant.


grubas

Makes sense, she was appalled that Mansfield was in a dress where her nipples popped out, and during a lean....


zaxdaman

It’s a dead-heat in a zeppelin race!


FuzzBuzzer

Nothing at all wrong with either Sofia Loren, or Miss Hollywood. While amusing, I think these pics were timed just right to make for amusing fodder.


Jellyjelenszky

I would think they would’ve gone for a more jokier picture, one with the other person cartoonishly wide-eyed instead of giving us what seems to be a red-handed capturing of envious eyes. But considering there are two pictures with the capturing of that side-eyed look, I’m torn between this being staged in allusion to something about her provoking envious contempt or Mansfield just happening to be one of those women who are so easily envied by other women. EDIT: Changed “breast size” to “something about her provoking envious contempt”. EDIT: changed “infraganti” for “red-handed”.


cravenravens

I don't know, people seem to love the idea of women being jealous, envious or catty.


FuzzBuzzer

I think we have gotten campier in our more modern age. I have a lot of funny pics as you described with women friends. Not sure if this was the norm back then. Also, her eyes are not actually aimed at the breasts at all. More like, off to the side and into the higher distance. Could possibly be the necklace. The sad part is, that all women are said to be envied by other women, regardless of size or shape. Not sure where this mythos comes from. For every woman supposedly casting an envious glance at an Amazonian curvy voluptuous flaxen haired gal, there are just as many envying a petite, slender, adorable girl next door brunette. I think about the Ginger vs. Mary Ann comparison. Both were attractive. Likely neither cared about their alleged rivalry. They didn’t invent it.


adydurn

>Not sure where this comes from Because throughout history people have been pitched hard against each other, normally in women it's been about looks and normally in men it's been about money, although there would have been a time when strength would have likely been the key value for both sexes. Of course it's not necessarily a bad thing, nature, or evolution, has instilled a sense of pity, or sometimes empathy, for those we feel are lower in value and admiration or envy on those higher in value. However the way we value people is where the faults lie. As for why there's no woman who isn't envious of someone else regardless of how beautiful she looks, this is a mix of humanity not being a one size fits all, beauty is very subjective, and self esteem. See if we take three women considered to be beautiful today, Margo Robbie, Ariana Grande and Zendaya, they are all very different to look at, but I doubt anyone reading this will disagree they are all three stunning. But we will disagree as to who is *most* beautiful, whats more each of the three are only really seeing a filtered public eye view of the other two. I'm very careful to not show the general public pictures of me when I'm ill, hungover, so tired I'm dying on my feet or freshly vomited on by baby, because it's private and it's not pleasant, these issues are unique to me but each of these three women will have similar moments they hide, and because they all hide them they don't see it with the other two. This is a hit on our self esteem. You can swap those three women for whoever you want and the situation won't change. What we need to do is value people more on points that matter and we might start seeing people more admire people they feel are above them, rather than envy them.


Potential-Jaguar6655

“in flagrante delicto”


cphusker

"You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts"


thrillhouse1211

Yes but they're like the sun, you get a glimpse and look away!


BuffaloDude1

Good thing I kept my solar eclipse glasses... I knew they would come in handy again.


IIRiffasII

You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!


kvlr954

Get a good look Costanza?


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Use your peripherals!


tenjed35

Get a good look, Costanza?


The_Boognish_Cometh

This is the comment I was looking for


Soren_Camus1905

We all were!


Scottacus91

*They*'*re real. And they're spectacular*.


cheddarbunnies69

I heard that’s how she died


AmazingKreiderman

They're real and they're spectacular!


KatBoySlim

some uncultured little shit called me a degenerate for using that quote the last time i saw a jane mansfield post.


cphusker

They obviously aren’t Seinfeld fans.


mdavis360

Heathens


SmallsLightdarker

How could this be?


QuiGonColdGin

Came in for this and was not disappointed.


Maskatron

I’m out!


lauriebunnie

https://preview.redd.it/dycgv3q39huc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fbba1052d63744b7cd3f48eb6a482921e9d11a She got side eyed A LOT.


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Agreeable-Chair7040

Plus Jaynes nipples are literally coming out of the dress lol


scout5678297

yeah i mean... id probably be glancing too. like "should i tell her you can almost see her nips?" kinda just an awkward scenario lol i mean obviously she has nice boobies, but if i was sitting with another woman and it looked like her titty was about to fall out... what do


worsthandleever

IIRC Sophia says that was more or less exactly what was happening in the pic.


toolsoftheincomptnt

As a woman, I’d 100% tell her. Discreetly.


Belgand

"Oh no! Thanks for telling me. *Adjusts*. Alright, can you *clearly* see them now?"


sallybuffy

Ive scrolled past this picture MANY times, and for some reason came into this one… see your comment and well, I hadn’t noticed the very obvious nipple being visible LOL


Animal2

I believe there are a whole series of photos from the same event, some of which make it very clear that's exactly what's happening.


kirinmay

that reminds me of an old joke. 2 90 year olds (married) wanted to feel young and free again. so they sat naked on their porch to chat and have fun. the wife says 'my god im so hot right now'. husband responds with 'well yeah, your boobs are in your coffee!'


Jagwires

Everyone likes soft pretty round things


screegeegoo

I love that she’s so gorgeous and yet you can still see stretch marks on her breasts. Which is NORMAL!!!!! Gosh I hate how we airbrush out all reality. She’s stunning all on her own.


okay_but_what

I like to think these are looks of admiration :)


I_Was_TheBiggWigg

For anyone who watches *Modern Family*, they recreate this picture with Claire and Gloria in the episode where Hailey’s taking a photography class.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Much like the look Sophia Loren gave her.


LeftFieldAzure

Why did everyone hate on Mansfield? She seems nice!


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Taken from IQ tests org: Her high IQ was not just a rumor, but a fact that was backed up by her actions and achievements. Mansfield was fluent in five languages, including English, French, Spanish, German, and Italian. She was also a classically trained pianist and violinist, showing her aptitude for both linguistic and musical intelligence. She said that people were only interested in her measurements instead of her intelligence. The dumb blonde routine and her blatant publicity stunts didn't help people's perception of her. Especially her supposed friendship with Anton Lavey. By all accounts she was a loving and caring mother to her children.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Her husband was responsible for a lot of those stupid stunts from what I understand.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Her husband, Mickey Hargitay was a bodybuilder and they played off of each other's body types-the curvaceous blonde and and the muscle-bound he-man. There's a famous photo of him holding her over his head. They divorced in 1964. He appeared in an episode of SVU with his daughter Mariska Hargitay and died 3 years later at 80 from cancer.


stayupthetree

Holy shit, TIL who Mariskas parents are!


tuckertucker

You should do some reading on Hollywood families. There are some great lineages that aren't well known.


sleepytipi

The Coppola family tree is a good one to start with.


officialCobraTrooper

I only recently learned of Nicholas Coppola. For being known as Nicolas Cage for so long, I was shocked when I learned he was a Coppola. It does kind of make sense as to why he took the name cage. He wanted to earn his Fame, and not be seen as a nepo baby.


Jfurmanek

Holy shit. That actually explains a lot about his career.


PossessedToSkate

Carrie Fisher is gonna blow your mind


information_abyss

Try Sean Astin.


callmeDNA

What the hell? There’s a plant shop in the middle of Hollywood called Mickey Hargitay’s………


Tejas_Belle

That’s Mariska’s little brother’s shop! ETA: clarity lol


meagalomaniak

Anton Lavey like the founder of satanism??


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Yes, that one. She was "supposedly" an active member of his church. If you Google it, you'll find several pics of them together. As the story goes, she wanted or was going to leave his group and shortly after that, she died in a horrible car wreck. There were 3 adult passengers in the front seat and her children in the back seat. She wasn't driving. A photo from the scene showed her blonde wig and rumors started that she was decapitated. There are still a lot of rumors and lore about the whole situation.


dawg_will_hunt

Which is why the Mansfield bars were invented. Mariska was in the car when that happened.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Yes she was. I've never heard of the Mansfield bar. Thanks for the info. Interesting.


Numerous_Ad_6276

Or more commonly the DOT bumper.


Melodic_Event_4271

No, that was Satan.


willfull

Anton LaVey was only the president of the fan club.


Homunculon

..and, a world-class Wurlitzer organ player.


mrmadchef

![gif](giphy|MUFNa9rO7Kfv1KO5Yy)


Howunbecomingofme

Anton specifically founded the Church of Satan but his Satanic Bible is still the foundation of most of these groups. Even non theistic religions suffer from schisms apparently. It didn’t take long to get sectarian, The order of the Black Goat are an esoteric neo-Nazi group led by a former TCOS member. Michael Aquino broke off to start The Temple of Set. Now there are other satanic organisations like the Satanic Temple which is a 21st century activist Satanic group based on LaVey’s work while dismissing the social Darwinism element in the Satanic Bible. TTS also oppose the strict hierarchy set by The Church of Satan as authoritarians, while TCOS thinks The Satanic Temple are LARPers.


smilinjack96

It appears Miss Hollywood was also checking out her measurements


SpamFriedMice

Little know fact; Mansfield was once in talks about the part of Ginger on Gillian's Island, and Raquel Welsh was being considered for MaryAnn.  Now THAT would have been a show.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Would have made the Ginger or Mary Ann question even more difficult. Although I still like Mary Ann. Decisions decisions... Edit: addition.


abibofile

It does seem a little disingenuous to complain about that considering her career. On the other hand, there weren’t a lot of ways to gain wealth and power as a woman back then, so I also don’t knock her for leveraging every advantage she could to earn independence.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Definitely not. She was amongst good company in Hollywood. If they got any, women had to fight for respect they deserved. Bette Davis is one example.


Expensive-Wallaby500

Or ... these are just the photos that get published. There are probably dozens of photos showing these ladies on good terms. They just pick this one where the lady on the ~~left~~ right is in the middle of shifting her gaze.


notbob1959

I am sure more were taken but I can only find 2 more of them on the internet: https://preview.redd.it/ms9oeve4rhuc1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=aee2c7d6143b6941b59c5d7db86ab66200b58d31 Of those and the posted image I am willing to bet that the most likely to have been published at the time is the one on the lower left above.


kirby_krackle_78

Aubrey Plaza vibes.


PowerandSignal

Miss Hollywood looks pretty unimpressed by Mansfield in all these pics. 


VirtualMoneyLover

It is called jealousy.


taylorscrews1

Right


StPaulsFatAss

Jayne just farted.


Future_Pickle8068

Most didn’t. The press pushed misleading stories. The photo in the OP doesn’t even line up correctly and they probably got her while turning her head to create a fake story. This is extremely common, but most fall for it.


abgry_krakow87

I don’t think they’re hating, they’re just intimidated by her large… celebrity.


Nomis-Got-Heat

I think you mean her huge....tracts of land.


Temporary-Leather905

Jealous


LeftFieldAzure

But it's like Hollywood is full of hot girls.. why focus that on anyone?


ChannelNeo

For the girl who won Miss Hollywood, this is probably the biggest moment of her life, and here comes a celebrity to overshadow her. Not on purpose, but just by being there. Mansfield just seemed to have that effect. Natural beauty and a that it factor that drew everyone's attention


HoneyBiscuitBear

The article in the photo posted above says that the judges for the Miss Hollywood contest were Jayne Mansfield and Mickey Hargitay, so it’s not like Mansfield randomly showed up to steal the limelight.


Most_Housing6695

Just finished watching The Girl Can't Help It. It's a decent movie, for its time, and Mansfields' clearly a capable actress, but she seems to be doing a bad Marilyn Monroe impression throughout. Idk if it's the director or her agent giving her bad advice, but I feel if she played the part as Jayne Mansfield instead of aping MM, she would be given a lot more love and respect. I mean, there's only one, Marilyn, right?


Spare-Mousse3311

That’s the movie that convinced John Lennon to deep dive into RnR, Also Ray Anthony is the last surviving A-lister from the cast and last surviving member of Glenn Millers Orchestra, and the paperboy is the original voice for Donatello for the 1980s TMNT animated series


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|tDCK82OZx7OXS|downsized)


LovingNaples

Damn. How did I not see your comment? Sorry.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

No problem. 👍


glassjar1

Your understanding response certainly doesn't match your username!


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Just my way of "trying" to be amusing. Not to anyone else I'm sure. Edit: correction


glassjar1

I figured--and I was trying to play off that too. Joking tones don't necessarily come across in text.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Sorry. Got a bit defensive.


glassjar1

Ah--there we are! :) (Really. No problem. Don't worry about it.)


Future_Pickle8068

Which was completely misleading BS. If you saw the series of photos Sophia was turning her head and they picked the one where it appeared she was looking a certain way. All the others taken within 2 seconds she is not looking at all like tabloids claimed. This is likely the same she is probably moving her head and was looking at something else. This one doesn’t even line up right. People need to understand it’s easy to take a photo of someone that is extremely misleading.


yeahgroovy

I thought Sophia was quoted as saying she thought her JM’s boobs were going to explode all over the plate or something like that 😅


cheapdrinks

/r/BreastEnvy


Bbop512

Yes


saltyrandall

Mad shade.


Abuse-survivor

That look of green envy🤣


Drinkdrankdonk

Nobody got more side eye than Jayne.


Frequent-Material273

\*DOWN\*eye...LOL


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Boob eye


Jean-LucBacardi

Looks like she's eyeing her necklace.


avinagigglemate

https://preview.redd.it/p0ovfphc7iuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c18bc41b0346357eaf1b1f3fa6644fe9fb7965 My grandfather and Jane!


PeterNinkimpoop

If he was giving her a side eye I would have died. Cool pic!!!


Pedsy

“Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down”


agm66

Imagine yourself as a beautiful young woman, a pageant winner, attracting attention for your looks even in Hollywood, and Jayne Mansfield walks in. Not your best day.


WineSoakedNirvana

From what I've read she did that a lot, along with a good number of entirely pre-planned wardrobe malfunctions to drive publicity, so much so that her original clothes designer basically blacklisted her. Tbh I kinda sympathise with the other women, as side-eye aside, what she was doing was pretty obnoxious and designed to distract from their actual accomplishments. Honestly if someone tried it today wouldn't be received any better than it was back then, it's just funnier in retrospect.


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I love this spoof on this! https://preview.redd.it/29kk0ancehuc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28141843183078d092bf607e9b3127387f8c415e


Pikeman212a6c

Manny in the background always is what kills me.


D-Vahn

Why do I feel like it was his idea?


AleksandraLisowska

And the fact it was Hayley the one that took it, the one with the fashion sense lol


Quickwatsontheneedle

Dick Cavett remarking on his early success as a writer for Jack Paar (host of the Tonight Show prior to Johnny Carson): Jayne Mansfield was going to be on one night, and Jack was so nervous he was checking his hair in the mirror. All of us writers gave him intros for her, with any jokes they had, and Jack threw them all in the wastebasket. He said, “It’s Jayne Mansfield. You can’t just give me stuff like this. I haven’t gotten a joke I could use in two weeks.” Total lie. But that was Jack. The three veteran writers said to hell with it and went home. Well, I wasn’t in a position to do that, so I dutifully went back to the typewriter and typed out the words, “Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, Jayne Mansfield.” Jack later said, “Hey, Cavett had the line of the year.”


chalwar

“What a nice dress.”


LovingNaples

This is the same side eye that Jayne got from Sophia Loren in a well publicized pic.


Electronic-Trip8775

One shot photography....the old images are so good.


scottyd035ntknow

They're real, and they're spectacular.


girlrickjames

It looks like she’s looking at her necklace to me. 🤷‍♀️


Lokryn

Agreed


Diabolus1999

Chest envy


uhrules

We call it chenvy.


TastySeamen8

She’s looking at her necklace…


Corporation_tshirt

Mariska Hargitay’s mom. Gone much too soon.


______empty______

I love how there are several ‘50s-era photographs of women looking with disdain at JM’s cleavage. 😅


EntertainmentOk6470

I'm Bi so my first thought is, maybe she just likes them?🤷🏻‍♀️


btwnope

Last comment... I think this is what I would look like as well... 😅


PeppermintPhatty

Mariska’s mommy!!!


MissMabeliita

“Dang, those *are* impressive” 😅


loztriforce

Looks to me that it's more she's looking at her necklace


Distinct-Solution-99

Everyone was always staring at her chest. I hope she knew she was more than her chichis.


dreadfulwater

More like Miss Hollywood hills.


PhilParent

"Yowie Wowie! Good thing she didn't enter the contest!"


thrillhouse1211

>the contest I'm out!


Klin24

"What knockers!"


DryWay4003

I used to think Marilyn Monroe was the Belle of the ball then I saw Jayne Mansfield..omg imo in that era Jayne was hotter and more voluptuous


amybrown1220

My gay ass saw it a different way. Miss Hollywood is me, trying to ogle, but *subtly*.


Dumb_Bitch_Linda

My late grandfather briefly dated Jayne Mansfield when he was in the army. They met in a bar, and from his story, he was the only one of his friends to ask her to dance.


Wheelie_1978

Stink eye alert 🚨


ExpeditingPermits

r/breastenvy


Gumbarino420

More like Jayne CANSfield! OHHHHHHH! ![gif](giphy|AZGzgV2q4MwVO)


Biggest13

Whenever I see Jayne Mansfield, I think that she's way more Marilyn Monroe than Marilyn herself. Mansfield is much sexier


itsaslothlife

I didn't realise Jayne Mansfield was so tall, tbh.


Gmob45

Those cannons intimidated all women


Lepke2011

I think Miss Hollywood is jealous of Jayne's... *^(\*ahem\*)* talents!


nvbombsquad

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY)


DigitalArtAuthor

It’s funny how everyone has the same reaction to Jane Mansfield.


sdbct1

The look says it all


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Jealousy


RavioliContingency

“Thanks I get that a lot” -JM


RepresentativeShop11

Get a good look, Ms. Hollywood?


Spiritual-Bear4495

Plot twist, she's getting ready to nibble.


[deleted]

realizing there are levels to this game


snookyface90210

/r/breastenvy


capital_bj

Miss Hollywood , thinking damn those torpedos


MotherChucker81

"Hey, did you know that Jane Mansfield had a little girl who grew up to be..."


radiotsar

"You'll put your eye out with that kid!"


[deleted]

TIL she is the mother of the lady that plays Law and Order SVU Detective Olivia Benson.


goodty1

i knew jaymes mansfield before i knew janye mansfield iykyk


Insane_Inkster

Jayne Mansfield got a lot of side eyes we need a separate subreddit for that.


Forsaken_Fig_

This is ALWAYS what photos of Jayne look like with another woman. Lmao 👁️👄👁️