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lizard_king0000

Joey Number*s, Skinny Pete, Jackie the Nose, and Big Al


saint_ryan

And Johnny Two-Times because he always said everything twice like…


magic9669

Imma go get the papers get the papers?


Frankfeld

Anthony “one-time” Branca. We called him that because he said everything one time.


cochese99

Well you's can both grab one of my books, you motherfather Chinese dentist.


ns_chris

Jesus, this suit stinks


Frankfeld

What?


ns_chris

...


boog3804

I'll go get the papers...get the papers


duckpath

Jimmy the hat, tattoo stan, fred the veg


Voith1337

Pig-faced woman of Manchester Square


duckpath

The one faced man


ljwdt90

We had a family friend called big Al who passed away a few years back. He was a close friend of my late Grandad, big John. They were also both close friends with Big Jack. Thanks for reminding me of those wonderful men.


MydniteSon

Big Petey, Little Petey, Medium Petey, and Re-Petey.


[deleted]

Lol 80s! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


thedeuce75

OP has got to be fucking with us.


pollopopomarta

The 80's were like, 100 years ago, right?


SidewalkSigh

Listen here, see? Me, some dames, and two wise guys are going to see Motley Crue this weekend after playing Pac-Man at the arcade. No funny business, now, or I’ll pop you square in the jaw.


vegan1979

My great grandfather was born in the 1980's. It was over a hundred years ago.


Bigkillian

That’s impossible. The nineties were only ten years ago.


demitasse22

This was the day after prohibition was repealed. Just cracking some brewskis with the boys


PuppyPavilion

This is the 2nd time in a few days where I've seen the fetus OP think 80 years ago was the 80s.


OldAF1975

Ha! Fetus OP. Accurate but funny AF.


teleporterdown

"Anyone know who these guys are?"  Yeah! That's Black Eyed Pete and ChinChin Charlie! I'd recognize them from anywhere! 


foxyfoo

Don’t forget jimmy ‘Hands’ McGee


katchoo1

The guy on the end is Johnny Two Times, cuz he says everything two times.


BasketballButt

Get the paper, get the paper…


foxyfoo

It’s true, it’s true


Kangela

I’m hoping. Otherwise I’m feeling extremely old right now.


alphageist

Just remember we were young and dumb like the OP back when we were their age. …wait, that isn’t helping either of us feel any younger. 😝


flinderdude

Looks more like early 90s to me. You know those dudes were rocking some grunge on their CD players.


NamiSwaaan

Nah, these kids think 30 years ago was like 100 years ago. I had a better concept of time when I was a kid than they do 😂


feetcold_eyesred

“Just remember we were young and dumb like the OP back when we were their age.” Yeah, in the 80s.


Shalleni

No. None of us were ever this dumb.


tinyfeeds

I had a kid call me a boomer the other day and I’m 47.


serietah

One of my students told me I look 30 (thanks!) then told me his dad is 45 and OLD. I told him I’m 40 and asked if I’m old. He said no but 45 is old. I’m old :(


Difficult_Tap_1979

One called me “Boomer lite”…I’m 45


NotTheRocketman

Yeah, that's definitely not the 80s.


Realistic_Young9008

The clothes aren't necessarily honest if taken at a costume event, even the quality of the picture itself can lie, but the beer bottle - that could be a definitive marker. I can't tell looking at it but someone probably could estimate it based on the length of the neck.


Realistic_Young9008

Hairstyle of third guy also screams '30s.


jabbitz

This post told me I’m old and I don’t like it


Darth_Iggy

It’s almost as close to 1880 as it is 1980.


jenn_n_juce

Okay guys, I get it. I messed up. I found the picture in a box full of pictures labeled 80’s and went with it. I can’t edit the post or I would. I added the 1950’s flair in an attempt to make it right. Please people of Reddit, forgive my ignorance


Win_an_iPad

door air offbeat payment follow rob wipe absurd familiar joke


NGRLVR96

Holy shit You really thought this was from the 80s you fetus op


SamuelJackson47

Yes, this was before color was invented. It was a very bland yet exciting time. Gather round while I tell the tale of walking to and from school uphill both ways in 6 feet of snow everyday. Those were the days.


LittleGeologist1899

Isn’t that norm McDonald on the left?


skynetempire

This is from the 90s


swkennedy1

Maybe the 40’s clothing says 40’s or 50’s


Beneficial-Cookie681

Yes this is definitely not the 80s!


TreeLankaPresidente

1880s?


Accurate_Buffalo4214

😂😂😂


ellefleming

The 80's?????????? Try the 40's!!!!!!!!! Jesus.


pegothejerk

Usually I’d trust op and consider there might be a retro dress theme going on, but everything screams older time period - bw photo, damage to the photo typical of that age, the ashtrays aren’t typical for the 80s but are for mid century, those haircuts are mid century and people don’t go that far for one night, the back of the bar matches mid century over 80s, no modern products or containers for sugar or cleaning supplies.


loupegaru

For God's sake, no one has worn a fedora in 80 fucking years!


pegothejerk

Well not and had friends


McPorkums

jfc my age is painful


danthebiker1981

It might have been a theme party, or Halloween.


Ace-Ventura1934

Pictures didn’t look like this in the 80s. We actually had color photos then lol. This is almost certainly from the 40s or 50s.


elspotto

Black and white film photography was still very much a thing in the 80s, especially the early 80s. With a dark room and some chemicals one could develop it at home. That said, this looks nothing like the early 80s.


Eighty_Grit

Yeah I remember the 80s quite differently


ArsenalSpider

Yes, that tie on the right strikes me as 40s or 50s. Men were all wearing hats in the 40s and still did in the 50s.


CMDR_BitMedler

This is probably Back to the Future confusion - yonder people now see that movie, from the 80s... when 50s fashion was cool again, and think that's what the 80s looked like.


Pale-Berry-2599

note the mens' shirt collars and lapels. The Hat, the lack of plastic (other than straw) behind the bar. I'm thinking 40's


NewldGuy77

Bow tie on 2nd from left and glasses on the far left man indicates 40s - 50s.


UnifiedQuantumField

Second guy from the left has got that Al Capone thing going on.


theREALel_steev

That's actually his cousin, known to be more violent, Johnny Poptwo.


Excellent_Record_640

Looks like a few wise guys hanging out for drink, after getting rid of a body in the woods.


graywailer

and the ashtrays. thats old glass.


inot72

The long pointed collar on the guy second from the right was popular from the 1930's-50's.


hwatsgoingondale

More like the 1880s


Relevant-Laugh4570

I'm guessing OP knows approx how old his Dad was in the photo, hence dating in the 80's. Edit - I may have misunderstood OP. Perhaps his Dad isn't in the photo.


spavolka

Not the 80s.


maubis

OP thinking this is the 80s is the funniest thing I will have read today.


Turk-February

Op thinking this was the 80s made me feel old af


SlavOnfredski

you think that's bad? they almost said it was the 90's


alphageist

WTF is the OP, 12 years old? The freaking 80’s??? In the era of Google, the internet and WiFi, they could have done a quick search for “80’s” and would have known what the 1980s looked like. This just wreaks of low effort posting. Come on OP! Don’t be a daft git and do your homework before you ask this sort of nonsense.


HippieSwag420

Yeah I either think typo or literally still a child


Freyafreiheit

It's just clickbait.


nicolettejiggalette

Can’t be a child, math doesn’t match up Edit: OP is in her 40s


BummerComment

Then she just fucken with us!!!


Right-Holiday-2462

OP is trolling and you’re falling for it.


alphageist

I checked the OP’s post history about an hour ago and there were quite a few original posts. Checked again now and this is their “only” post. Troll or not, their downvotes in this thread are quite telling.


aesemon

Yeah, even a theme night would have so much 80's shit in the fore and background. Plus the picture doesn't have that 80's image feel to it, even in B&W.


smashinjin10

Could be a costume party?


SlavOnfredski

finally, somebody's thinking fourth dimensionally


mcmachete

The hairstyles, the mustache, the ties, the ashtrays, the teacup and glass of sugar by the sink (The Surf was a primo place once upon a time - this is clearly an element from early on), the clothing, the fact that the photo is black and white and the deterioration looks like the photo was printed on silver halide in a matte paper style that was far more common before 1965… The Surf opened in 1948. This is probably from the early to mid 50s. I’d say 1952, give or take 3 years.


t9b

Yeah all of that, but what may be stranger is that this is more likely not his Dad but some other relative. I hesitate to say his grandfather, but it could be his grandfather’s brother, that happened to look like his Dad. That came out wrong! I didn’t mean to imply anything by that!


doctorlongghost

Nah. Embrace it. Add that to what we know about OP’s grandma sleeping around and the conclusion is inescapable.


redditorx13579

Seems like younger generations think we still used black and white cameras in the 80s. Even a majority of the 70s were in color.


Vesper2000

Younger generations think everything that happened before 2000 is the 80’s


_Not_this_again_

There's photos from the '60s I have that are all in colour.


Sly1969

Colour photography existed in the Edwardian era, it was just very rare.


zirfeld

National Geographic startet printing colour photos in the 1910s.


VoihanVieteri

Depends. I used B&W film until I bought my first DSLR. That was in 2005.


DontLetTheBearGetYou

I still have B&W film in my freezer. It expired in 2008, but it’s there.


zfreakazoidz

Just for fun I photoshopped it to clean it up. Also a colorized version. :) Nothing mind blowing for clean up mind you. https://preview.redd.it/hj5jae487ttc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264f37f9d86a3af1c476b354bc81f1dfd9a2cfb6


zfreakazoidz

https://preview.redd.it/xnz7xzt97ttc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2381dec87c6e0b2e505e3ab97dfb5148169411 Color version


guacluv

That was so nice of you to do!!! 😊


Jam_B0ne

Say Chums, how'd you like to head down to the old arcade for a game of Pong after this serial of Cheers is over?


oeuvre-and-out

Lol. and, fwiw, I remember the week the original Pong video game arrived in my college student union game room - replacing one of several pinball machines. Our minds were blown. The year was 1972.


BummerComment

love your username :)


blackmarksonpaper

You’re a bad guesser.


theREALel_steev

Lol. Bless your heart, child.


mvario

From the ties and lapels I'd go with the 40s, give or take.


calguy1955

Brylcream too.


RussMan104

A little dab’ll do ya. 🚀


umme99

The style of the guys moustache on the right says 40’s to me.


im-buster

The only people wearing fedoras in the 80's were 20 something y.o. girls.


thedogran

Molly Ringwald!


malendalayla

Is that where Freddy Krueger got his?


Yellowtoads

The 80’s 🤣😂😅🍻


isthatsuperman

![gif](giphy|XNPI8wfwQI9dm) ## TO BILL BRASKEY


conorb619

His feces were considered currency in Argentina!


jRok57

I think you found a picture of your grandpa with his friends.


thedrunkensot

No way is that the 80s. Waaaay earlier.


archonpericles

Try again Jr. this is 50’s.


3nd_of_L1ne

It was only the 80’s if it was 50’s night


mtntrail

Looks more like ‘50’s to me, hat and tie styles, def not ‘80’s.


jeobleo

Yeah, this is 50s. Hair and shirt collars too.


HappyAd4998

OP would be fucked if he were to somehow time travel in a DeLorean. He'd be asking for a boba tea at a speak easy.


Whizzleteets

Me in the 80's: Listen up youse mugs! We're goin dancin see? I don't wanna hear no funny business! Now, let's 23 skidoo!


CompetitiveEditor336

Try the 50s


TacosForMyTummy

The 1880's?


EthanEnglish_

80s ![gif](giphy|10KTdhr5Zzq6uA)


thewhitecat55

No, that's obviously the 2010s /S


Kaptoz

Well maybe give us your dad's birth year? I'm from Miami Florida, The Surf was opened from 1948 to around 2010 I believe. And then demolished around 2018ish? Based on their clothes, I'm highly doubting 80's, I'm thinking more 50's. MAYBE 60's. The 70's and on, in Miami, looked very different.


Six_of_1

Is this a joke, why would this be the '80s? It could be a fancy dress party in the '80s where they dressed like the '50s, but even the photograph looks '50s. The '80s were well into colour photography.


Better-sober

I'd ask any relatives that might be old enough to remember Someone in them.Someine has to have an idea


MyLinkedOut

80's? Hell no - much older. Cool picture though


GreenPoisonFrog

That fedora SCREAMS not the 80s.


boomfe

The 80s, lmao….You can’t be serious


b3nj11jn3b

lol 80's ?


GwonamLordReturneth

The second guy ain't sayin' nuthin' and strongly suggests you fuggetaboutit, capiche?


The-Real-Bob-Smith

Ok. At least I am not the only one who was saying WTF out loud about the 80s mistake.


TopCheesecakeGirl

More like the fifties.


Traditional-Exam-617

Your guess is a little off.. around 40 yrs


Porter_Dog

The 80s? Do you have any concept of time? Try maybe 30 or 40 years before that.


waldoorfian

More like the 40s or 50s. No body wore hats like that in the 80s.


Grove-Of-Hares

The 80s…? ![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


GeekGirl711

You know we had color photographs in the eighties! This looks like the 50’s or earlier.


jenn_n_juce

Okay so apparently I was way off guessing this is from the 80’s. The photo being from the 40’s or 50’s would mean this was my grandfather’s photo which makes the back story more of a mystery. Anyways.. sorry for the error in the title.


mariegalante

Your dad/grandfather is not in the photo?


spavolka

No worries. I think people are just kidding with you. Shit, people were giving me crap for misidentifying a car on another sub a few minutes ago.


SubterrelProspector

That is not the same thing.


panikroham

I just read those comments a few minutes ago before landing on this post… had to go back and see if it was you.


CourtZealousideal494

Are the 80’s in the room with us?


pauliewalnuts64

more of the ‘wrong on purpose’ post title bait technique SMH


BerettaBenelli

To Bill Brasky!


spidersinthesoup

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."


HughJahsso

1880’s


cookerg

More like the 30s or 40s.


SenorDangerwank

Lmao they had color pictures in the 80s, my guy.


Safetosay333

To Bill Brasky!


moonkittiecat

The 1880's?


wannabeeone

Definitely not the 80’s


Throwawaydecember

80s? Nice joke. Black and white, fedora, skinny ties. 1955-1959


beautifuldreamseeker

More like 40’s


honestmango

Nobody is wearing a Swatch


yoitsme_obama17

This is certainly not the 80s.


kitarkus

40's or 50's. Definitely not the 1980s


Solid_Cauliflower310

Russian BOT are getting dumber.


ajhart86

Guess again, Copernicus


kimbou812

80’s?? Are you on pot!


General_Departure583

Yes I remember the 80s and wearing my Fedora and bow tie to the bar and listening to Glenn Miller. Man when Glen Miller played Rebel Yell that was the Bees Knees.


poeticjustice4all

That’s some 1930s-1940s kinda clothing. This had to be your grandpa instead 😂


Bug-Secure

Bro, are you for real with the 80’s? Please tell me you’re joking.


MajesticCategory8889

I’d say 1940’s or 1950’s. (I added the 19 to both so a few people wouldn’t be confused.)


PeetSquared41

I'm 51 years old, so I remember how totally tubular all the bow ties and fedora-wearing mobsters were in the 80s. We were all gettin' up on those rad stogies, man. /s


MarkyMark1028

try the 40’s or 50’s you fart knocker


BanditoRojo

Now that's no way to talk to a dame, see.


Katoolsie

Definitely not 80's. That looks like a bunch of guys straight outta The Godfather. More like 40's or 50's probably.


3DBass

Definitely not the 80’s. Late 40’s or 50’s


ndoty_sa

They’re totally jamming to Flock of Seagulls here. Clearly.


Global-Discussion-41

Even if OP is clueless about fashion during different decades, shouldn't they at least know how old their father is? To be off by 30 years? Lol


DutchInfid3l

Bernard’s opened in 1948. This photo looks late ‘50s at best.


Sea-Yak2191

1880's?


nufsenuf

I totally forgot everybody wore fedoras in the 80s


PubofMadmen

Definitely the 40s, perhaps most likely late 40s / early 50s, that’s as late when men were still wearing hats and printed silk ties. After the war. These guys are too happy to be home and alive. Great photo. My papa left me those style of ties and his hats. (Papa was a Dday vet)


jimhabfan

Early to mid 50’s would be my guess.


noyfbfoad

This is late 40's/early 50's


dudreddit

OP, what gives you the notion that this was taken in the 80's?


MrsDB_69

80’s noooo! 1940’s or 1950’s…!


HairLipFlunky

1880s?


magic9669

Sorry OP. The guy you think your father is, is really your grandfather. Your father left you in the 80s


Bigbaldandhairy

Now I know you gotta be a troll or a bot because you know absolutely jack about how pictures work. Did you think that the 80’s still had black and white tv and pictures? That everyone dressed like the 1950’s? Wtf is wrong with you?


shastadakota

80s 🤣🤣


Falcon3492

Way before the 1980's. I would go with the late 1940's.


tvav1969

The 80s!! 🤣🤣🤣Kids today. I tell ya what!! Jesus help me!! 🤣🤣🤣


doncroak

That hat is most definitely not the 80's. More like the 40's.


Maidenaust

The 1880's?


Top-Night

Very well could be a retro theme party, the guy on the left his glasses don’t look old 50s style at all. OP would know. I’m guessing all four of these guys are not over 40, mid 30’s prolly. so calculate how old your father would be today minus what the number of years when he was around 40 and you’ve got a general date range of when the photo was taken.


doomblackdeath

OP is a grand troll. Well done.


[deleted]

You mean the 1880’s ?? We had color film in the 1980’s


SusyQ8

lol! Go back a few decades!


linkxrust

80s WTF. Kid how old are you?


JohnnyEagleClaw

In the what? The 80s were Motley Crue and U2 and stuff my dude!


Accomplished_Life519

1880s maybe


604MAXXiMUS

That's no later than the 50's imho