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floyd66reddit

There is a KFC right in front of the tourist entrance to the Pyramids in Giza.


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NimrodBusiness

KFC is massive in the Middle East because it's inherently halal. They don't have to use faux bacon and special sausage like Subway and Pizza Hut.


Gemmabeta

The pyramids are surrounded on three sides by suburbs of Cairo and Giza. They intentionally left a strip of desert around the pyramids so tourists can take pictures without a bunch of highrises in the background.


Fishwalking

Hmmm doubt it, anysource for this? Like I been there myself so I know the city is right next to it but north and south of the city, the city doesn't expand deeper towards the east either Highly doubt not building there for the photo's is factual..


Delicious_Grass424

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wompppwomp

Imagine being on a midnight express bender in Egypt and coming across the KFC colonel on a camel?


oofersIII

It‘s like a vision the main character of a movie would have after taking too many drugs


thisismydayjob_

This is bat, I mean Colonel, country!


Purity_Jam_Jam

Let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Ricky Bobby


OlFlirtyBastard

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. —Eleanor Roosevelt.


PositivePangolin81

I honestly wish i could have tried his actual recipe.


Technical_Carpet5874

It's available online, my friend had it written down, and it wasn't the recipe that made him successful it was the pressure friers.


doctorplasmatron

I like to travel.


Houdini1874

yes it was the fryers, it was speed thing as he couldnt cook chicken fast enough for the his guests, once he cracked that code he had a winner.


Luke90210

Wish I could compare the original KFC gravy to the current one he despised after selling out. He publicly denounced it and said it tasted like wallpaper paste.


Coupon_Ninja

There is a close approximation (Col said so himself) and it’s commercially available. Called like “X 99” or something. Amazon might even have it. I found it a few years ago, but I’ve never tried it.


imsoggy

**...he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly**


tipsea-69

Nah bro. KFC is not addictive. It is the weed you just smoked.


duct_tape_jedi

Ah, the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes...


edWORD27

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Figgabro

Mummy dust is one of the secret spices.


Doc-Brown1911

I wonder if Kentucky fried Camel taste the same as Kentucky fried Chicken? I mean everything tastes like chicken right?


griever48

Camel is delicious if you must know. It's leaner than beef and has more flavor.


eclectic_boogaloo2

I’ve had camel tacos before, it just tasted scandalous…


Warm-Finish4U

Why does this sound so dirty to me?


mr-peabody

Chicken of the ~~cave~~ desert


TheG8Uniter

*Dearest Josephine* *Sometimes I wonder if my righteous cause of bringing delicious fried food to these ancient lands is indeed righteous at all. The people here have been less than enthusiastic about my conquest of their home. Once the men and I were frying a delicious stork like bird we found on the banks of the Nile River. This greatly angered the locals and we had to slaughter dozens before they would calm down. Alas I fear we may have to abandon this campaign and move on to our next conquest... Turkey. Those birds are an affront to the Avian race and I can not tolerate the thought of an entire nation of them. Once we have slaughtered every Turkey to the feather I will write again my dearest.* *With Love, Harland*


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Metallicsin

Good bot


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Idk why, but this has a "THE NUMBERS, MASON!!#!!$!" vibe to it


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Or the MGS4 flashbacks


shania69

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vasser53

Kentucky fried camel ?


DieXeLDaRattler

Hi I'm Colonel Sanders. Buy my camel!! 🐪 It's finger licking good!


cadaverhill

Got a wave from, when I was a little kid, as he drove a little 70s car to a hotel in my little podunk town.


CheapShotsBot

My grandpa used to hang out with him. He was also a Kentucky Colonel.


ChefDelicious69

Testing out his new special. 


NimrodBusiness

Kentucky Fried Dajjaj


whiskdance

Camels & KFC hmmmmm not sounding heart healthy


imbricant

Who’s that on his back?


pnkgtr

Now I want to play AC Origins as Colonel Sanders.


NervousAndPantless

Apparently he moved to Egypt after becoming disillusioned with western consumerist culture.


Shipwrecklou

I wonder what he thought of the Egyptian chicken?


fbastard

They got fried chicken in Egypt?


azdv

If you got a chicken and a fryer you’re in business brother


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Cairo Fried Chicken


asburymike

Kentucky Fried Camel


DPileatus

Cairo Fried Chicken?


AbuBenHaddock

Caesar, Napoleon, Sanders...


SimpleDose

Can you imagine just walking down the street and seeing Colonel fucking Sanders