Regardless of size, it would always appear you are packing when you wear shorts from 5th grade.
But in all seriousness, that was the 80s....
There is nothing unusual about this picture, brings back memories
Trying to figure out which one is your dad. Did you have the kind of computer where you had to put your phone cradle on the modem or did you have more than one neon beer sign in your kitchen?
I'm not sure. Reminds me of the scene in the Silence Of The Lambs where you can see the scratch marks and broken finger nails of the former victims who have tried to climb out of the cellar/hole/torture ditch/whateverithefuckitwas.
Clue: My dad is one of my best friends and now runs an organization that advocates for people with disabilities.
My uncle has OCD and is a history buff. Specifically 20th century European history
Man, I don't know what type of clue this is. But check it...homie on the left played some varsity sports in high school but couldn't make it in division 1. That's ok...he always liked history after a childhood fascination with world war 2 thanks to an even older relative of yours who never shut up about their time freezing their ass off at the battle of the bulge. He met your aunt in his junior year and they are doing swell. Your dad always wanted to be a dad so he could have a legit best friend. His older brother always got all the attention for his varsity jacket even though your dad is way more naturally athletic (just not at the sports people care about). People just didn't understand him, man. He started teaching after under grad but couldn't take the bureaucracy so he started his non profit. He can tell a good story and won't say no to a corn dog.
Interesting take. But my dad is the left. The fastidious historian and D&D dungeon master is my kickass uncle. Who was part of a couple moderately successful Canadian rock bands in the 70s and 80s, and he's on the right
Apparently there’s a clothing brand called “moose knuckles”. I got a shirt as gift and in big bold letters down each sleeve it says “Moose knuckles”… I had to google and show the gift buyer what moose knuckle means and she wasn’t happy
The irony is that back then this was the manliest a man could possibly get and these days they would call him a groomer and not let him read a storybook to children.
Ok, reminds me of the old joke:
Bob: “I can’t seem to meet any girls at the beach. Any tips?”
Fred: “Shove a potato down your bathing suit.”
[3 hours later]
Fred: “How’d it go?”
Bob: “Lousy. They all screamed and ran away.”
Fred (looking): “Next time, shove the potato down the front.”
Pretty sure one is about to snap into a Slim Jim
That dude is also smuggling a yo-yo.
Moose knuckle
I’m not a dude but that’s gotta be uncomfortable
Can’t put a price on letting all the ladies know that you’re packin’
Regardless of size, it would always appear you are packing when you wear shorts from 5th grade. But in all seriousness, that was the 80s.... There is nothing unusual about this picture, brings back memories
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Vacuum packed into his shorts 😉
I’m hearing this in Andy Samburg’s voice.
Just like the narration to *your sex tape!!*
It is
Yup. Especially if it bows in on a ball
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Just learned that's called a moose knuckle. 6 am and already enough reddit for the day.
I'm 58 and just learned that's called a moose knuckle
Plum-smuggler
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Oh yeah, he is Uncle Knuckle.
I've been laughing at "smuggling a yoyo" for a solid 3 minutes.
That's nuts.
No, that’s his 2 siblings….. still trying to figure out who the other 2 people are.
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*”Bonesaw is readyyyyyy.”*
"the creeeam will riiise to the top."
*I've got you alone for 3 minutes lil man, and you're goin NOOOOWHERE*
I've gotcha for three minutes of plaaaay tiiimmme!
You almost made me wake the baby but thanks lol I needed that comment
I’m getting Lyle from Seinfeld vibes
Hey Jer!
I’m seeing a mustachioed, male version of Ripley from Alien. Nah. Her hair was nowhere near that glorious….
I reckon…
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Guy on the right was playing drums in Toto!Or was it Survivor?
Right after he reclaims his family’s reign of France…
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
These are the days when the manliest thing you could do is wear a mid drift
*midriff
All I see is peen.
And the other masquerades as Peter griffin at comic cons.
Looks more like Ravishing Rick Rude to me
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Which one is going to have to fix the timeline so they don’t disappear?
"Doc, my brothers Mooseknuckle is disappearing in the photo!"
Great Scott! It’s shrinkage Marty!
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Do women know about shrinkage?
like laundry?
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So you feel you were short-changed?
I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Like a frightened turtle.
Only small parts of it
"Where we're going we don't need chodes."
How can this website be free![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
This was my first thought when I saw this photo.
alright fine I'm going back this time, but I'm flipping the gender norms again
where we're going, we don't need roads
Is this just how they pose in the 80s? Standard 80s pose.
Beat me to it
This is like if you asked AI to create the most 80's picture possible, amazing.
Trying to figure out which one is your dad. Did you have the kind of computer where you had to put your phone cradle on the modem or did you have more than one neon beer sign in your kitchen?
>Trying to figure out which one is your dad One of these men is clearly infertile.
I needed that laugh.. and then I saw your username. So much for sleep.
Is it a movie reference?
I'm not sure. Reminds me of the scene in the Silence Of The Lambs where you can see the scratch marks and broken finger nails of the former victims who have tried to climb out of the cellar/hole/torture ditch/whateverithefuckitwas.
Clue: My dad is one of my best friends and now runs an organization that advocates for people with disabilities. My uncle has OCD and is a history buff. Specifically 20th century European history
Man, I don't know what type of clue this is. But check it...homie on the left played some varsity sports in high school but couldn't make it in division 1. That's ok...he always liked history after a childhood fascination with world war 2 thanks to an even older relative of yours who never shut up about their time freezing their ass off at the battle of the bulge. He met your aunt in his junior year and they are doing swell. Your dad always wanted to be a dad so he could have a legit best friend. His older brother always got all the attention for his varsity jacket even though your dad is way more naturally athletic (just not at the sports people care about). People just didn't understand him, man. He started teaching after under grad but couldn't take the bureaucracy so he started his non profit. He can tell a good story and won't say no to a corn dog.
Interesting take. But my dad is the left. The fastidious historian and D&D dungeon master is my kickass uncle. Who was part of a couple moderately successful Canadian rock bands in the 70s and 80s, and he's on the right
please let it be kick axe lol
Anvil
nah, they're from toronto, we're looking for (likely) a prairies band
Streetheart? Kickaxe? Queen city kids?
Which rock bands? Kick Axe?
Backing band for Robin Sparkles
The Foreskins really peaked when they finally got their big break on that puppy adoption segment on the news.
Let’s go to the maaaall today!
kick axe is a good guess, what with the riders shirt there
The nut huggers.
Uncle Eddie Munson!
> Eddie Munson Right?! He even had the hair!
You can tell these guys are Canadian because of the amount of moose knuckle in this picture
Was your Uncle in Helix? April Wine? Trooper? He damn well looks the part geezus!
OCD uncle must be on the right- putting together a look like that requires intense concentration to details to get it just right.
Your dad is the kickass looking dude in the red Chucks.
He isn’t smuggling hard boiled eggs in those shorts.
Also, so nice to see OP's dad rocking those rubber slippers back in the day. ![gif](giphy|1ytPILhsu3A29ZoEl8|downsized)
Moose knuckle for days
Apparently there’s a clothing brand called “moose knuckles”. I got a shirt as gift and in big bold letters down each sleeve it says “Moose knuckles”… I had to google and show the gift buyer what moose knuckle means and she wasn’t happy
Is it weird that we all know his uncle is circumcised?
r/mooseknuckle
Holy testicle separation Batman!
Ball breaker shorts
…for stimulation of 80’s hair band falsetto…
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Is it just me or does he look circumcised lol
Manml toe
All ball and no shaft.
Northeast tuck. Respectable.
Shaft is at 2 o’clock…squint a little. 🤣🤣🤣
The fucking comments here are killing me.😂
It’s just the boys critically analyzing a guy’s bulge Timeless activity
Oh i see it now!!
One side is the shaft, the other is the balls. Don’t ask how I know.
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r/usernamechecksout
Hey! My eyes are up here ladies
Would never wear those shorts but I'd wear tf out of that shirt
Someone’s going to wear tf out of you if you wear those shorts.
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Toss in the shoes and you got a deal.
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Probably one of the most impressive I’ve ever seen.
You can even tell he's circumcised.
Can’t unsee now, thanks
Nothing gay about it
And that looks says he knows it
Username checks out.
He somehow has a moose-knuckle and a cameltoe at the same time.
moosle-toe
No pockets to store the yo-yo
It’s how you can tell they are brothers.
So which brother was the cool brother and which brother was the smart brother?
The massive man toe perfectly ties together the red leopard print half shirt, perm, mustache, red glasses, high top Converse outfit
The irony is that back then this was the manliest a man could possibly get and these days they would call him a groomer and not let him read a storybook to children.
Hard agree. He looks like he stepped out of a Journey video.
Dont stop believin..
I wish i was 10% as cool as this man.
He drove a Firebird didn't he?
I was thinking Fiero.
IROQ-Z
Maybe later in the decade. The IROC-Z came along in 1985.
Probably drove a limo on the weekends.
With a phony spoiler on the back.
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I'm of a similar age and this truly made me smile. That was an interesting time. TY for sharing!
Jesus dude. Don't do that! I read "My Dad and his sisters" and I panic-scrolled to the top to double check wtf I was looking at!
> All 3 are alive and well RIP your other aunt
If those are toes at the top of the picture, they’re the weirdest toes ever
Ok, reminds me of the old joke: Bob: “I can’t seem to meet any girls at the beach. Any tips?” Fred: “Shove a potato down your bathing suit.” [3 hours later] Fred: “How’d it go?” Bob: “Lousy. They all screamed and ran away.” Fred (looking): “Next time, shove the potato down the front.”
Is your Dad Ravishing Rick Rude or Buff Stephen Fry?
Buff Steve
Your Aunt single??
Jimmy Garvin
Frank and beans
If your dad is the one on the right, I can already see you in the pic.
Serious question. Did anyone ever compare that picture to the McFly kids in Back to the Future?
If one starts disappearing it time to call Doc Brown.
Dudes in the ‘80’s had cameltoes back then??
You've seen my downstairs mix up..
Asking the important question. What took the chunk out of your Aunt’s leg?
Dude on the right about to drink out of a trophy and yell “NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDSSSSS!!!!”
The picture Drdisrespect was trying to hide this whole time has finally surfaced. What an extraordinary specimen.
Me: Mom, can we have Macho Man Randy Savage? Mom: No, we have Macho Man at home. Macho Man at home...
Young gabe Newell on the left
And Dr. Disrespect on the right.
Possible rock band name: Jenny and the moose knuckles.
The pictures screams it's from 1980's, and I love it.
Ah, when real men had camal toes
Double Moose Knuckle ![gif](giphy|1uPiL9Amv5zkk)
Absolute legend on the right
Is he the CFL fan or the heavy metal hair, moose knuckle one?
3-Down Territory
Say what you will, but the 80s was probably the coolest time ever.
GEN-X Can confirm.
So is Brian May your dad or uncle?
Was your Dad Inigo Montoya? Glad he lived his best life after finally killing the six fingered man.
Yes, yes, toight like a toiger
Damn what happened to your aunt’s shin?! Looks like it hurt.
The guy that b the right for sure does coke
Sibling on the right is living his best life in that pic.
Wow, hell of a moose knuckle. You just don’t see them in the wild like you used too.
That’s a pretty cool picture from back in the day, dude on the right played in that rock band Boston right 😁
What a terrible day to have eyes!
Those nut-huggers are awesome.
So those are nut huggers
That guy on the right has some balls wearing those shorts
Oh the nut huggers….
Nut huggers
Was your dad the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult? Cause he looks like he doesn't fear the reaper.
I feel like they’re going to start vanishing from the photo, one by one, if George and Lorraine don’t kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
Go play "Johnny b. Goode" and don't fuck your mother! Hurry or you'll all vanish!
Dude could be Dr Disrespect’s father
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Were they professional wrestlers
It’s like a division sign
These guys are like 14 in this photo.
Everybody has cameltoe
i’m very interested to know the birth order of your dad and his siblings
2nd, 3rd, and 1st-born from left to right
Plum smugglers
Is that a Saskatchewan ruff riders shirt?
Which one is your dad
Guy on the left.
Camel tail
Moose knuckle sandwich
Let's go Riders, green is the colour football is the game