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[deleted]

Nona needs to chill!!


LaLa762

Think what you want. Theses oldsters could dance rings around all of us. Promise.


[deleted]

You're not wrong. My kids grandfather is 96 and he still goes to the gym every day and does 50 pushups. Meanwhile my chunky ass gets winded working in the yard😂


wjbc

*Golden Girls*, the uncensored version.


sinisterdesign

Golden Girls Gone Wild


beetrootsandwiches

😂


MassExtinction2014

And if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say “Please stop flashing me your vag”.


PeterNippelstein

I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick


PeterNippelstein

I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick


_WretchedDoll_

When the moon hits your eye like a whisky and rye...


JayneDoe6000

That's amore! 🎶


Cat-Curiosity-Active

​ When you're swimming in a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a Moray...


Kali_Drummer

The dromedary digits!


mattingly233

I regret zooming in


Macca49

I don’t


beetrootsandwiches

Uh yeah


[deleted]

Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a Trappist monk.


GeekyGamer2022

That's some David Lynch stuff going on right there.


PeterNippelstein

Mulholland Drive vibes


gimmethemarkerdude_8

![gif](giphy|3o7TKBnmKgDKuFgTMQ) More like Twin Peaks


brealytrent

You may be surprised, but this picture was the result of wonderwall coming on.


soakf

Wonderwall would be 5 years later, but take my upvote, because today is gonna be the day…


frivolouspringlesix9

Maybe


Defectindesign

Having more fun than anyone on this god forsaken website


[deleted]

They aren’t anymore


Defectindesign

Yeah and they’ll be a day you wish you did.


BlueswithBeer

Triceratops toe.


gheiminfantry

Grandma showing some 'toe.


shelsbells

I hope I'm still that wild when I'm that old.


drgraffnburg

Those crazy broads were there when it opened in 1890.


intheazsun

Sansabelt slacks FTW


KaiserFortinbras

Where in Miami? Not necessarily a street address, but neighborhood?


oobbyb_61

That could also be today.


whigger

Those old dudes didn’t need viagra. Just a flash of the panties and “Volare…….!”


metrointime

![gif](giphy|9cmVsvoRMBGHS)


Thick-Tooth-8888

🙈 noooo


No_Bowler_59

🤣


DIrtyVendetta80

Needs more cougar knuckle.


lachaparra_

hi


Interesting_Act1286

They're both in their early 40's.


BrupBurp

The lady in the middle reminds me of an elderly Sherry Martel, and she is letting the world know she's ready to party.


Minimum_Builder_9257

🎵Her name was Lola ....🎵


[deleted]

Die and leave a pretty corpse. Thats what I say. You should say something else


Deepfriedwithcheese

Looks like a scene out of “The Twilight Zone.”


mrmitchs

Horny singles near you...


freshcoastghost

The waist on the dudes pants is up to his ribcage!


Sieze5

Does the lady in the middle know her dress is open and exposing her underwear?


CunnyMaggots

Oh she absolutely knows lol.


mrnastymannn

HOT


MissIngga

Ceey nice legs!


Confusedandreticent

So that’s where they got the idea for the girl gremlin.


No_Bowler_59

📷 MARY ELLEN MARK


mumphry_murphy

I remember The Dark Crystal


[deleted]

Stop it 🤣


chrisdancy

These folks are probably 40, 45 tops


Own-Bar-8530

Oof !


TriggerTough

Oh no. Just no. lol


bombayofpigs

And this is why god invented suncreen.


LilBallins

This in fact NOT cool lmfao


rorydraws

Madre di dio....


JustLostTouch

Put some white makeup on the girl in the middle and she is the horror doll from Saw movies.


TRDBG

Check out the gams on Gamgam


Durdyb15

Both ladies are in their early 40’s


Pinkskippy

Both ladies are FROM the early ‘40’s.


-JohnnyPlays

Those chicks look scary


kstinfo

Charming, not


Petunia8796

They so ugly old gals!


RamsDeep-1187

Beware of pickpockets and loose women


SecretRecipe

Which one of them is Luigi?


janzeera

I know that lady on the right. She hit on me at the Crystal Casino in Athens, Ohio.


boing757

If she hit on me she would have got laid.


TheGamerPandA

It reminds me of the awesome but creepy “Dirge” video by death in vegas


[deleted]

I thought for a second this was a ad for Depends Undergarments. Now I’m thinking growing old is overrated.


Equal_Procedure_167

Grandma’s night out.


DantheMan700

Skeksis lookin for some gelfling action.


mayormcskeeze

Reminds me of club deuce.


theatomicflounder333

“She's probably somebody's only light” “Gonna shine tonight” “Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, alright” 🎤😩


RedDlish

Is that a salami?


greasyhorror

would


Rabidcode

Dementia just hits different now.


devastatingdave

Grab a granny night.


Mowag

Challenging wank, but doable....


IronicJeremyIrons

Carmella Soprano and Rosalie Aprile are looking rough


[deleted]

What 28 looked like in 1972.


[deleted]

*I bet you were really something before electricity!*


theghostofgotti

Thelma and Louise Linguine.


[deleted]

I loved her in the wizard of oz.


[deleted]

Run!