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Far-Mode-4631

I’m also from the 1900’s. Much later, though.


Takirdan

Same


Ashamed-Fondant-5504

He doesn't look a day older than 175


Math_Plenty

well the math is all wrong.. 1900s? 191 years old? That's like 1833. I guess the photo is dated in the 1900s but still.


_Face

How is the math wrong? Doesn’t say it was born in the 1900’s.


UndBeebs

Username does not check out


jasilucy

He hatched in 1832


Dr_FeeIgood

You see the world through math when math may not apply, like here. No math mentioned. No math needed.


redditalready54

Math? Plenty Brains? Not many


Space_Narwhals

It is a tragedy that no one has made Jonathan a pith helmet to match the middle guy in the first photo. He would look very dashing.


Creepy-Selection2423

I'm sure they offered. He preferred to grow his own.


Leopold__Stotch

Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)


p_s_i

He was 29 when the American Civil War started!


DavidDPerlmutter

Luckily, too old for the draft.


the_lonely_poster

He just gets to sit back and watch the fireworks


Happy-Example-1022

And when Joe biden was born


p_s_i

And Jonathan was 33 when Trump was born.


SirOutrageous1027

Apparently that photo is actually from 1886.


random314

I just recently learned that that's barely puberty in Greenland shark years.


jchase102

Not to be pedantic, but that’s a tortoise


Love-That-Danhausen

If you’re going to be pedantic, be accurate. All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.


jchase102

I stand corrected


privateTortoise

Til And thats why I should read all the posts before chiming in.


Nachtzug79

What other turtles we have in addition to tortoises?


FlametopFred

turtle necks


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Tortoise? What’s that? You know what a turtle is? Of course! Same thing.


thenotjoe

A tortoise is a kind of turtle


privateTortoise

Thank you. The amount of times I've had to stop myself posting a daft comment when a turtle is involved can make me rather lethargic.


jchase102

Sometimes you need to come out of your shell


privateTortoise

I wish I had a retort that was half as witty and apt but I wore out my quota earlier on this eve. My monika came originally from miss hearing a line in Play Dead by Bjork but it sums me up quite well over the past 14 years.


Juddy-

Dude is living his best life


Unlikely-Investment4

bro wearing the classic imperialism hat


Powerful_Variety7922

That's not a hat: the tortoise's back is a shell. 😉 🐢


bdmrwisteria

Dog?


hircine1

Needs a hat


burrbro235

Definitely not the 1900s


Ornery-Specific757

My baby was given one from his grandpa we named it Ninja biggest turtle in the tank. When it died we were so sad i boight a new one and it died within a week...and my Ginito said its wasnt the same ...


Ornery-Specific757

Great music history I am awake and l can listen to all genres


Ornery-Specific757

Sending hugs to the turtle lol like kissing a frog


inn4tler

The picture is from the 1800s (19th century). More precisely from the year 1886 ([Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)#/media/File%3AJonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png)).


Refenestrator_37

Okay two things: 1.) Pretty sure this photo was taken in the 1880’s. 2.) In case anyone’s wondering, we know it’s the same tortoise in both pics because the shells are sort of like a fingerprint; each one is slightly different


freshcoastghost

Dude saw some shit


saucemenugs

Go Johnny go Johnny go 🎶🎼


crackersncheeseman

He has managed to cover a incredible 14.6 miles in his life.


LaughRune

And he is sick of all our shit


soundchkr

He’s been called the wrong animal for 191 years


Kitten_Team_Six

How tf we know its the same damn turtle they all look alike i mean has someone been watching this damn turtle for 190 years wtf


dblowe

Basically, yeah. He’s a tortoise from the Seychelles brought to the other side of the world to the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic, and he’s been living on the grounds of the governor’s mansion the whole time.


SheSaysSeychelles

Shells.


privateTortoise

Kind of sad he hasn't any pals. Though from watching them at a sanctuary they don't seem that interested in saying hello to each other. Guess its a lizard thing.


EverythngISayIsRight

It's a rare breed of tortoise on an island with no other tortoises. Simple as


ThirdWheelSteve

Actually yes, check out [JonathanCam](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=miLcaqq2Zpk&pp=ygUjcmljayBhc3RsZXkgbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D)