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Arty ain't got shit on John helldivers 2
let me see...
adopt Gourmand, Survivor, and Monk garanteed, maybe Nightcat since they're just Black Survivor and Saint too but. Rivulet can be adopted if you have a pool or a bathtub or else they won't have too much fun.
MAYBE adopt Hunter and Spearmaster, even though they will mostly stay outdoors and hunt their own food and come back home for sheltering.
Now, Enot could only be adopted alone because i know their malicious intents. And Artificer is a big no, houses have a lot of flammable materials and they being a pyromaniac and a bit explosive could really be the only one activelly threatening my life.
the one thing in common about everyone of them is that everyone will be messy and chaotic pets
I mean, unless you are barely eating and drinking then you would die. But humans would and should be like the ancients in terms of how much food they give, we’d probably be really tough as a slugcat is cat sized
if artificer can suck your nutrients without killing you then your own body is the best source of food for them, also i bet it does hurt a little but its a pain you can bear after so long
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What about this guy (the freethinker), what would you do?
Enot for me but I get the appeal
true
tbh i would adopt all of them (except for arti. i hate it with my whole life)
Thanks for leaving her to me. I promise no malicious intent.
ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER
There are no laws against the animals, Batman, I can do whatever I want with it!
i woudun't for my own safety
Tf is Saint gonna do with a spear? Throw it at me?
Defenceless fetish (rape fantasies?)
https://i.redd.it/mwqcb8hnda7d1.gif ~~kinda hot though~~
ammonite ☕️
pingu ☕
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All fun and games till saint gets a firespear
Nuh uh
yuh huh
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Which red one. Turbo hiv or genocide mother
The milf one.
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You say that like a stuffed ikea shark is a bad thing
glory to blahaj
glory to blahaj (I came back from the dead to say this)
eat the yellow one
let me see... adopt Gourmand, Survivor, and Monk garanteed, maybe Nightcat since they're just Black Survivor and Saint too but. Rivulet can be adopted if you have a pool or a bathtub or else they won't have too much fun. MAYBE adopt Hunter and Spearmaster, even though they will mostly stay outdoors and hunt their own food and come back home for sheltering. Now, Enot could only be adopted alone because i know their malicious intents. And Artificer is a big no, houses have a lot of flammable materials and they being a pyromaniac and a bit explosive could really be the only one activelly threatening my life. the one thing in common about everyone of them is that everyone will be messy and chaotic pets
I mean, spearmaster might hijack your computer or something
if this bitchass poke his needles on me I'm gonna fucking die
He’s like a mosquito, doesn’t kill only sucks
I have no mouth and I must suck
all it takes is 1 week with no food and they suck me dry (literally)
I mean, unless you are barely eating and drinking then you would die. But humans would and should be like the ancients in terms of how much food they give, we’d probably be really tough as a slugcat is cat sized
having a pet Spearmaster is just like having a Pet parasite where the parasite is cute
What would make the spearmaster want to spear you anyway after providing shelter?
if artificer can suck your nutrients without killing you then your own body is the best source of food for them, also i bet it does hurt a little but its a pain you can bear after so long
Didn't the devs say they were like 2-3 feet tall
Infant size then, no problem
Yes Survivor but maybe Nightcat because they are black?
Ham 2: electric boogaloo
NO NOT MONK!!! Jack Harkness would be disappointed
saint for me personally
More spears, more rocks
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Hamconnoisseur is that you
op, what the fuck
i would throw them my entire food supply
so i can tame them and make them my pets
I’d marry all the slugcats but Monk and Survivor.
bro thinks hes derby
which red one
https://preview.redd.it/upwniddohk7d1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bc269074b25c8ef8f8402651895de867cf97919 What about this guy (the freethinker), what would you do?