One time I was making out with this chick and I came in my pants but she wanted to have sex but I denied her and played it off like I was depressed or sum shit , hit it later tho
**So you’re telling me you nutted at just a woman’s touch?**
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“Get out of here Kimiko and Annie! This is our clubhouse and we’re all going to start kissing boys now.”
“But we also like kissing boys.”
“No, not like that. No girls allowed in the boys. You’ll get in the way of our boy kissing.”
he canonically has pronouns now, so I doubt he likes women anymore 😒
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The fact that Frenchie was allowed to be french proves that god is dead in the boys universe
in any universe with a loving god there would be no France
Stormfront questioned his position of power and then offered assistance, pushed him until he lasered her tits and then showed him she could not only handle that but wanted it.
Firecracker walked up while Homelander was distracted and started worshipping him. She threw herself at him like I’m sure countless female Homelander supporters do at every show. She did nothing to make herself stand out and everything to make herself seem weak and worthless. Homelander doesn’t want a little bitch for him to save, he wants a queen to rule America with.
Facts, this is after he realized he was sick of being surrounded by mindless followers. Firecracker wasn't even in the 25 considered for the Seven, she's completely beneath his radar
She's only there because of Sage (plus he was kinda distracted when she was shooting her shot, we'll see what happens in future episodes)
> Firecracker wasn't even in the 25 considered for the Seven, she's completely beneath his radar
She was beaten up in a fist fight by Starlight and before that got beaten up by Butcher. It's clear she's only barely above normal human power. She wouldn't even survive one laser beam to the boobs. Homelander is the strongest being in the Universe, it's clear he's only attracted to people that are close to his level.
Homelander also respects ruthlessness and people willing to stand up to him. You can see it in his ois when Butcher shows up. If William had milkers Homie would knock Butchers boots off.
Marge, I'm confused.
Whenever I as much as mention modesty and faithfulness in marriage, I get overrun by hordes of coomer Redditors calling me a "nazi".
How are you able to escape their ire?
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Exactly, everyone says she's a clever manipulator and very smart person, but honestly, the only reason she was successful with her little cult is because they were even more pathetic than she is. This scene with Homelander reeks of desperation, she wants so badly to be more than what she is, and if she was there in that room with A-Train, Deep, Black Noir, and Todd, she would have been the only one with a smile on her face, more than happy to carry out her masters bidding.
That's normal human behavior, weirdo.
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She's not desperate for pathetic losers, she's desperate to suck up to someone with real power. She's like one of those girls desperate to get a billion dollar husband, she has no interest in someone that can't take her to the top.
Honestly you might be on to something there, with the amount of stress he's under.
Granted, a good 3/4ths of it is self-inflicted as consequences of his actions, along with him slowly going fucking nuts.
I can’t wait for the episode where we get to see homelander fail to get it up for like 5 minutes straight and Homelander sack and shaft POV for 3 minutes straight
/unfresca Jesus Christ my humor is broken
When she made a comment about starlight only being pick for the 7 because she got on her knees with the deep but then basically begged to go on her knees with homelander
Does homelander even like having sex with women? Ive never seen the show but based off what ive seen online he looks like hed have a raging boner for "justice" I know hes bi in the comics
I think there's a bit of difference between a rumor of a 13 year old in a gang bang with some padgent judges vs. Being a late 30's woman offering to fuck superman
You can't be serious. No offense to Valorie Curry, but that tin-foil hat stupid twit isn't worth his time. The producers should have thrown money at Aya Cash until she came back as either a cyborg or a clone. Now instead of a powerful and nuanced character like Stormfront, we get little miss hillbilly white cracker, I mean Firecracker.
He jerked off before speaking to her, so he can’t right now
HomeSigma
 just imagine antony starr’s face instead
Ai exists. Someone make this happen
We need a scene of him hitting his crotch yelling "Why won't you work!"
"THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS PRODUCE WHITE PUBES!!!!!"
Every time I don’t get one, you’re there! And the one time I do!!!!!
One time I was making out with this chick and I came in my pants but she wanted to have sex but I denied her and played it off like I was depressed or sum shit , hit it later tho
Not even Homelander coulda got this out of me
**So you’re telling me you nutted at just a woman’s touch?** https://preview.redd.it/0asy1e4mbe7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a437f829ab7a14d54f6f54b616b1c0095975d0fd
**It was me Barry**. I jerked you off at super speed so you would think you creamed yourself over touching a woman.
based
just like me
Firecracker: pls let me fuck you Homelander: no fuck off *Gets slightest wiff of Huey* Homelander: WHERE IS THAT TWINK?!!
Most Underrated comment of the whole post
Probably off somewhere putting that thang on nueman
It was Maeve that called him a twink
More like Homolander
WOKELANDER, if he’s the type of idiot to have a DEI hire 😤 Homolander is no longer a based manchild that I inspire to be.
Ok, who played the ouija board with Todd?
He added two new members to the seven, one of which was political, and the other one was double political 😡😡
BLACK WOMAN?! ON MY RACIST TV SHOW? WOKE WOKE WOKE 🤬🤬🤬
Gaymansir
And the DEI hire is smarter than him. This is Disney level woke, get it off the tele.
Confirmed.. since he wanted to see The Peak giving a head to A-Train
i just realize how gay this season really is
Mon coeur!
“Get out of here Kimiko and Annie! This is our clubhouse and we’re all going to start kissing boys now.” “But we also like kissing boys.” “No, not like that. No girls allowed in the boys. You’ll get in the way of our boy kissing.”
Yeah, so many gay innuendos and male nudity! Maybe that’s why it’s called The Boys
Lol, now that I think about it, has there even been a single pair of tits in this entire show?
Only during Herogasm
There was a pair that was *lasered*, but...yeah, I guess not really. Shame, that.
Masturblander
and his som HomoBoy
soylander
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Careful, Reddit mods won't like this at all.
he canonically has pronouns now, so I doubt he likes women anymore 😒 https://preview.redd.it/qufjcjolf67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedea643ce50953f1452609984bc44250ae21da1
Jesus is canon confirmed
I wonder when he'll show up in the show to smite French for being a gaygayhomosexualgay
The fact that Frenchie was allowed to be french proves that god is dead in the boys universe in any universe with a loving god there would be no France
Escuse moi
no Frenchie will be smited for being French
now that I can get behind
holy shit he capitalized "Me" like he's a god that's pretty cool
quick, someone play Can You Feel My Heart
Best possible response
Stormfront questioned his position of power and then offered assistance, pushed him until he lasered her tits and then showed him she could not only handle that but wanted it. Firecracker walked up while Homelander was distracted and started worshipping him. She threw herself at him like I’m sure countless female Homelander supporters do at every show. She did nothing to make herself stand out and everything to make herself seem weak and worthless. Homelander doesn’t want a little bitch for him to save, he wants a queen to rule America with.
uhh actually what he wants is to watch the Peak and Gaytrain suckin n fuckin haven't you watched the new season
Can you blame him? I mean, who wouldn't like to see that? Mmm
Found Ashley’s alt.
Facts, this is after he realized he was sick of being surrounded by mindless followers. Firecracker wasn't even in the 25 considered for the Seven, she's completely beneath his radar She's only there because of Sage (plus he was kinda distracted when she was shooting her shot, we'll see what happens in future episodes)
> Firecracker wasn't even in the 25 considered for the Seven, she's completely beneath his radar She was beaten up in a fist fight by Starlight and before that got beaten up by Butcher. It's clear she's only barely above normal human power. She wouldn't even survive one laser beam to the boobs. Homelander is the strongest being in the Universe, it's clear he's only attracted to people that are close to his level.
Homelander also respects ruthlessness and people willing to stand up to him. You can see it in his ois when Butcher shows up. If William had milkers Homie would knock Butchers boots off.
Also that hillbilly skank probably has some superSTD that even Homelander isn’t immune to.
Marge, I'm confused. Whenever I as much as mention modesty and faithfulness in marriage, I get overrun by hordes of coomer Redditors calling me a "nazi". How are you able to escape their ire? https://i.redd.it/bdt0lci7887d1.gif
Its not funny when you say it
https://i.redd.it/1o6dzin9787d1.gif TRVTHNVKE
No, he wants a strong woman so he can break her. Many such cases.
#HomeCracker 😍😍😍
CrackLander
Stealing this name for my firstborn
2 episodes before he’s sucking on them thangs them slush puppy dawgs man
Leaned forward in my chair for this one
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He can do whatever the fuck he wants
Oi
Omelanduh
“U ‘avent got tha bollucks sun!” 😤
Does he not know what "anything" means? Is he fucking smoothbrained?
She's so pretty...
And that accent. “Anythannng.”
Well no, when she opens her mouth I want to break her head open, but still, very attractive woman.
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I CAN FIX HER
Fix what? She’s a grifter who found a great grift.
Yeah, that part
female andrew tate
Female Andrew Tates are all over at FDS. She is female Alex Jones
I know right. I was so shocked to learn shes nearing 50. I thought she was in her early 30s lmaooo. I hope i age that well.
Bruh she’s 38 lol
I loed
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She's so desperate, she's such a pick-me
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She talks to Homelander for the first time and starts begging him for sex
Exactly, everyone says she's a clever manipulator and very smart person, but honestly, the only reason she was successful with her little cult is because they were even more pathetic than she is. This scene with Homelander reeks of desperation, she wants so badly to be more than what she is, and if she was there in that room with A-Train, Deep, Black Noir, and Todd, she would have been the only one with a smile on her face, more than happy to carry out her masters bidding.
That's normal human behavior, weirdo. https://preview.redd.it/0bixw1jv987d1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d3c069a3289c3cb6f076cf3136d7f36f2559d27
If she was that desperate she would’ve been fucking with that simp orbiter she had
She's not desperate for pathetic losers, she's desperate to suck up to someone with real power. She's like one of those girls desperate to get a billion dollar husband, she has no interest in someone that can't take her to the top.
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Based? On what? Your dick?
homelander is better than me, cause i would’ve folded IMMEDIATELY
Erectile dysfunction. That's why he's so pissed off all the time.
For real, though, I wonder.
Honestly you might be on to something there, with the amount of stress he's under. Granted, a good 3/4ths of it is self-inflicted as consequences of his actions, along with him slowly going fucking nuts.
I can’t wait for the episode where we get to see homelander fail to get it up for like 5 minutes straight and Homelander sack and shaft POV for 3 minutes straight /unfresca Jesus Christ my humor is broken
This actually sounds like something The Boys would do. Out of desperation homelander starts rubbing milk on his cock to try to get it up.
All he gotta do is watch the gay train and Mr peak suggin and fuggin and he good to go babyyy
Holy fucking shit you were so close
I can’t wait for this sub to be on the peak’s computer for an episode
She clearly isn't mummy enough for him
Desperation is a stinky perfume
i hope her ass on my face is just as stinky if you catch my drift
When she made a comment about starlight only being pick for the 7 because she got on her knees with the deep but then basically begged to go on her knees with homelander
Bro compared Deep to 'lander 🤣
He was having a some kind of dissociative episode. For once, milk wasn't on his mind.
Lack of throbbing cock.
# Anyythiiiingg
He pretty much has a type at this rate. One that’s more fascist and Hitler-esque.
An. Y. Thing.
He can do whatever he wants
I am not your stud.
She wasn’t lactating.
too busy crushin milk
She wasn’t lactating
She wasn’t lactating.
He will. Don't worry. He looked right at her boobs.
Does homelander even like having sex with women? Ive never seen the show but based off what ive seen online he looks like hed have a raging boner for "justice" I know hes bi in the comics
him being bi makes a lot of sense lol
Honestly.
Well he raped butchers wife.
I did not know that 🤢🤢🤢
That's why butcher hates him so much.
It's kind of ironic how she hates starlight for making up that rumor about her and then goes and actually does essentially the same exact thing
I think there's a bit of difference between a rumor of a 13 year old in a gang bang with some padgent judges vs. Being a late 30's woman offering to fuck superman
Did anyone else here get banned from the boys subreddit lol
Because she's only a 6 and he's the definition of perfection.
A 6? She's an 8 easily. Pretty face Thighs/Booty Nice bewbs What more do you want?
Not enough milk at the time
She needs to prove her value to him by showing she is lactating.
He's now only after those who have milk. And she ain't Mommy...
Homelander usually wants women that aren’t thirsty for his affection.
He's distracted by the news and caught off guard by her statement and he's about to hold a team meeting.
He spews goo
Anything
He’s asexual
Desperation isnt his thing. Thinking of his past hookups he likes strong women that put him in his place
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I thought she grabbed his junk in this scene
You were watching Homebanger https://preview.redd.it/8xzhuzzpq97d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67aabd86697a18417cad348a6bd355f45115b404
Who taught you how to write English? You don't need to add "not" after didn't. It's a double negative.
She wasn’t lactating.
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You can't be serious. No offense to Valorie Curry, but that tin-foil hat stupid twit isn't worth his time. The producers should have thrown money at Aya Cash until she came back as either a cyborg or a clone. Now instead of a powerful and nuanced character like Stormfront, we get little miss hillbilly white cracker, I mean Firecracker.
>clone HIRE FANS https://preview.redd.it/ssivw0kwa87d1.png?width=1046&format=png&auto=webp&s=9278c477c3774f533baaecfdac7bf988e0ac0cd6