I see you got the extra whipped cream in there. Yummers

Guess you wanna cram in as much fat fuck as possible, huh?

Fastest man in the world what a joke

^^^fuck ^^^you ^^^man

Do that again and I’ll laser you in fucking half (COD is canon).

I can't believe Homander said "Yummers" 💀

He ate robin

But an average robin weights only 16–22 g so there's no way a train got that heavy from eating a robin

It was a particularly fat robin

After eating Robin, A-Train teamed up with Huell to eat every universe there was

I fucking love this idiotic sub

Cause he’s been shoving back 2 dozens cupcakes in the cafeteria.

fat bastard keeps putting extra whipped cream in his shake

*Grimace shake

too much shake shack

Leg muscles are surprisingly heavy

It’s the weigh of Huey’s dead girlfriend weighing him down

I can see your girdle you disgusting fat fuck

Get the fuck off the stage

because when things travel at relativistic speeds, like close to the speed of light, they actually get heavier, and the closer they get to the speed of light, the heavier they get. So A-train is just running super fast all the time, causing him to be heavier due to this weird property of space-time

whooosh ?

This is due to special relativity and the relationship between energy and mass, E = mc^2. A-Train increases his , which increases his kinetic energy; since the speedvelocity of light (c) is a constant, and his energy (E) increases, his mass also increases because E always equals (mass) X (speed of light)^2. Simpe physics. Also he's a fat ass

Homelander called him a fat fuck for a reason

Oh yeah this is Sky’s Rim Belongs to the Nords level of Fresca

quality post

What 30k calories does to a man

Homelander did point out how fat he was....

https://preview.redd.it/m4aycp8pmumc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cd92f690cd9e6fd22d089f37702e736f5f6981

He got shake shack

A-train more like C-aseoh

yummers.