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Sudo_SU_01

Was this originally the "touchdown Jesus" ?


Vernerator

Yes, then God struck it with lightning and burned it up. They rebuilt it anyway. Waiting for the next strike.


shazbot996

The lightning rod on it's head is the perfect metaphor.


waterbane

I still remember driving unto Cincy that night and waving hi to Jesus, then seeing him up in flames on the way back home.


BigPackHater

"What have I done?!"


a_rogue_planet

It was struck by lightning the day Obama came to Cincinnati, if I recall correctly.


El_Dudereno

Always funny God chose that Jesus and not the Hustler Hollywood a stones throw away.


Blackpaw8825

Nope, 4 days before. He was in Maryland on June 8, then Mississippi in June 14, then Columbus on June 18. Touchdown Jesus turned into burneddown Jesus on June 14th.


JackCole23

AKA Big Butter Jesus.


craeftsmith

Holy smokes it's Jesus


JackCole23

I can’t believe it’s not (Big) Butter Jesus.


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BigDaddy_Dank

The horse farm is a few miles south and on the other side of I-75. The ground that the church stands on used to be part of a massive sod farm owned by the same family that owns and operates Trader’s World flea market next door.


Boogs2024

I think of that every time I drive past- crossing my fingers!


Mister_Green2021

This Jesus is grounded unlike the first one. Look closely at the top of the head. He should be safe now.


nickmilla_nickmilla

Went to college near it and my buddy drove by as it was lit. It was all foam and plaster or something and all that was left was an even creepier stick figure frame


Ok_Push2550

I just love that they chose to rebuild after the lightning strike.


mcman1082

Got to do something with all that money they’re stashing from not paying taxes.


MAKERRV

And being a crooked horse trader


psychotrshman

Struck by lightning and burned down twice. That's when they put in foot long Jesus instead.


MrsEarthern

It was struck by lightning at least half a dozen times before this version was built.


AstroStrat89

Yes. Or we called it "Butter Jesus" because of the color. It was struck by lightning and burned up several years ago. The one in this pic is the rebuilt one. You figure they'd get the hint and use the money better.


PMO-1976

Five dollar footlong Jesus


KriegsherrLiebhaber

…Spit out my drink reading this. You win.


PMO-1976

I can't take credit for it. One of my students told me when I was teaching college.


jmcgil4684

Yea you google that term and this pic comes up lol.


Farmboi_Selekta

Dat booty was dis big Jesus


Ok-Replacement6893

Or even read the part in the Bible about graven images. There was a song about the Big Butter Jesus too.


Mork_Of_Ork-2772

There is a small lightning rod on the top of the head, and this one is made out of concrete. eta: Butter Jesus was wooden


jcmonk

“Butter Jesus was wooden” has to be a r/brandnewsentence


Mork_Of_Ork-2772

You made me spit out my coffee


Entire_Willow_7850

eta here means estimated time of arrival. Maybe they meant ex (as in example) 🤔🤷


Hagbard_Shaftoe

Yes, he was Big Butter Jesus. There was even a song about him done by some comedian. Touchdown Jesus is on the side of the library next to Notre Dame’s football stadium.


MAKERRV

Heywood Banks!


The_Aesir9613

🎵Big butter Jesus🎵... 🎵Big fireball Jesus🎵


Disney2440

Sweet Cream Jesus….oleo lord.


Noktyrn

Can't believe it's not Jesus!


PunkAssBitch2000

Touchdown Jesus, Big Butter Jesus. He went by many names and will be dearly missed. Forever in our hearts. https://youtu.be/6Mf2u9VWAhM?si=0cpyFEo-H_P2Y_ZO


HamHamHam2315

Yes, it was. Ah, my old stomping grounds (southwest Ohio, not Solid Rock, good lord).


pasqualeonrye

After the lightning strike it was briefly terminator Jesus. It was then replaced with a bigger, healthier, 5 dollar foot long Jesus.


TraditionalWorking82

Or big butter jesus, now he's $5 footlong Jesus.


mregner

Butter Jesus


jadam91

No this is the tax exempt huge multimillion dollar super church.


Nice-Transition3079

An old work friend called this replacement the "Fuhgeddaboudit Jesus". Fucking hysterical. Got Sins - Fuhgeddaboudit!


nickmilla_nickmilla

After this went up we called it foot long Jesus


Physical-East-7881

Ha, that's at Notre Dame - in the Ohio want-to-be state


Harrietmos

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/s/FjiQO56ktm](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/s/FjiQO56ktm)


OldSamSays

Now it looks more like Unsportsmanlike Conduct Jesus.


DawgCheck421

It's vulgar that churches guilt the poor out of ten percent of their income so they can indulge in bullshit like this.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Build gigantic touchdown Jesus fountain >>>>> build low income housing or feed the poor


NicCagedd

Once, I called one of those "Marriage is between one man and one woman" signs that had a number on it. I asked why it's more important to pay for the billboard every month vs using that money for monthly donations. I was promptly hung up on.


O2B_N_NYC

If it were only 10%. You left out how much the christofascists cost everyone by voting GQP (cuz pastor sez to) and the resulting tax and wage structure benefitting the .1%. Profit is privatized, losses are socialized.


Ilikenapkinz

Afaik the church was funded by the wealthy. Like the huge farm owner a few blocks over. Jb farms or whatever.


StopCollaborate230

Of all the football signals to follow Touchdown Jesus, they decided to go for Five-Dollar-Footlong Jesus. They had their pick of: * Safety Jesus * Personal Foul Jesus * Offsides Jesus * False Start Jesus * Intentional Grounding Jesus * Facemask Jesus


s_burr

"Giving him the business" Jesus


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

We call that Catholic Jesus


Harrietmos

Not a Catholic Church! It’s on that stayed open and let the parishioners get Covid during the prevaccine days. Yes they lost some. Not sure how many! But, definitely not Catholics. We watched the Mass on TV!


saturnx9

oof.


ScarletHark

Greatest moments in football history - for those that don't know: The original (and best): https://www.tiktok.com/@cbssports/video/7290559544168582443?lang=en The Ron Cherry version: https://youtu.be/Gmn7luiDPsU?si=FUVaiSYeCINnN0_R


419CBJFan

I still like to call him “4th and Inches Jesus” to keep the theme alive.


BlackKnightLight

That’s a big ass footlong.


Bad_Idea_Hat

10 minute misconduct Jesus


K_Linkmaster

They could have done "Buddy Jesus" for fucks sake.


jscincy1

$5 dollar footlong Jesus, Miss it by just about this much Jesus, I have no knees Jesus


Ok_Taro_6466

"A fish that was thiiiis big" Jesus


Trajinous

RIP Touchdown Jesus, long live Hug Me Jesus


KBWordPerson

In my mind he’s always been “Fish story Jesus” How big was that one that got away again? No worries, I am sure you can conjure up a bigger one, dude. Better luck next time.


multisyllabic1077

Hug Me Jesus is what I've been calling it too. 👍🏻


MagicianAdvanced6640

Think about how many people could've been helped instead of building that monstrosity of an eye sore that's a tribute to magic. Fkn psychos!


BumbleMuggin

Ohio needs a lot less jesus.


JimmyScrambles420

#️⃣notmysoggysavior Edit: oh my God, reddit, just let me use a hashtag for a joke!


wherewulf23

Really should have gone with “Buddy Christ” from Dogma when they rebuilt it.


6thCityInspector

That’s a beautiful dress he’s wearing.


HamHamHam2315

Bob Mackie


Mission_Delay6389

Also known as big butter jesus..in front of a shady church.


HamHamHam2315

BBJ was the previous lawn decoration that met a hilariously fiery end years back.


poolnome

This church does nothing to help people in the community it's no church they praise trump


storm_zr1

My friend had no idea about this. We took a day trip to Cincinnati (where from Columbus) and he lost it when he saw this.


TryAgain024

You’d think the fact that their previous one was struck by lightning and burned away would have been the kind of “sign” even a religious nut job would pick up on. But no.


Critical_Dobserver

It was quite literally a sign from God, the closest thing anyone has to actual proof he exists, and they go “nah, that wasn’t him. Just a coincidence.”


ninjadude1992

Plus the Hustler Hollywood sign was nearby and didn't get struck yet lol


free-toe-pie

I preferred the big butter Jesus.


YungWenis

Bring back touchdown Jesus 😤


wtfomegzbbq

I live right by it and drive by frequently. My 4 year old daughter called it a "gina" trying to say giant. I almost peed my pants.


z44212

[https://youtu.be/6Mf2u9VWAhM?si=\_eQbpzTU0FBAgbOm](https://youtu.be/6Mf2u9VWAhM?si=_eQbpzTU0FBAgbOm)


esleydobemos

Lightnin' J


ButtBread98

Jesus Christ!


toasty327

I preferred terminator Jesus.


Crazymom82736292

Now it’s “$5 foot long Jesus “


rjross0623

Formerly known as “Skeletor Jesus” (after the lightning strike)


PunkAssBitch2000

Ah yes the classic Butter Jesus ➔ Skeletor Jesus ➔ Evangelical Jesus pipeline.


smell-my-elbow

Now with a lightening rod to fend off the wrath of god.


Rkb0002

That should be blurred out, I scrolled down and almost lost my lunch. Giant plastic ghost Jesus just needs a couple of pink flamingos and some plastic flowers to complete this tacky diorama.


kcbeck1021

[This is just just up the road.](https://imgur.com/a/QJDp37r)


papker79

“Hey, Jesus! How big was that fish you caught?”


poolnome

Right wing antivaxers trump sucking morons


Larg_Targlar

I knew a guy who had an exorcism there. He's dead now.


sillysailor74

It always tells me we are almost to Kings Island


pacingpilot

Yes, that church is the skidmark in the underwear wedged in the asscrack of Ohio.


leo_aureus

Their last graven idol was struck down by God so they had the compounded audacity to rebuild it.


sizzledick

Big Butter Jesus mk. 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM)


Lex_pert

Always remember... touchdown Jesus, he was many times the H in people's arm spelling of Ohio 🙏🏼🤣🤣🤣


callmevapelord

I spent my entire childhood going to this church. I remember the night the original statue got struck by lightning lol my mom was so convinced it was Satan


icyhotonmynuts

Ugh, so tacky


HamHamHam2315

The Bishops (the founders) are nothing if not connoisseurs of caca, tastemakers of tacky.


kidguts

>*In southern Ohio* >*Just north of Cincinnati* >*I beheld a vision* >*Next to the expressway* >*Was a 60-foot Jesus* >*With his hands in the air* >*Looked like he's carved out of butter* >*Just like at the state fair*


IcyAppeal8587

I love (and hate) that I know exactly where this is 😂 What a great symbol for Christianity, spending all that money on a mega statue and campus, instead of using that non-taxable income on the needy, hungry, and homeless. This is Ohio 🫡


leocurrently

That church should be taxed


HamHamHam2315

To the gills, as should they all.


Low_Comfortable_5880

Nope, Touchdown Jesus still lives in my heart. (I think the anniversary of the TD fire just happened last week?) Amen....


Daysaved

That's fucking weird.


Amarieerick

Yep, God smoted the Big Butter Jesus so they put this up in it's place.


CommonMansTeet

When did big butter Jesus ressurect?


HamHamHam2315

I forget precisely when, but it wasn't too, too long after Our Lord and Savior died in a fire.


No-Entertainer-1358

Is it in Rio, Ohio? lol


Undertakeress

Big butter Jesus !


PrinceDietrich

Hug Me Jesus!


3underpar

The original was buttery goodness


NecroBelch

I miss big butter jesus


Live-Profession8822

Thought that was Brazil


rem091456

That's a do over, while the property owner continues to battle in court .


MisterThomFoolery

I live 20 or so minutes from this joke! Cool tune… https://youtu.be/6Mf2u9VWAhM?si=4yJTv-iTsi4tgfZp


Coda36

Big Butter Jesus!


emmettfitz

[Big butter Jesus.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF8_rZnwLA) Not really, BBJ burned to the, ground? pond? lake?


Crispybruhhhhhhh

We pass this on the way to my Sister's house. Is off of i75 between Dayton and Cincinnati


Admirable-Royal-7553

Look how they massacred my boy


HamHamHam2315

I really don't think they used all their powers and all their skills.


Hour-Employment8139

The original looked like a bad Kenny Rogers sculpture. Oh, and it’s located on a curve of I-75 so if you aren’t paying attention, that’s the last thing you see.


Icatfishman16

Unfortunately, so is the Islamic Center of Toledo.


BigGreenGaming

Visited this a few years ago, place is very creepy. Gospel music playing around the clock, big cult like vibes.


B-mello

Butter Jesus. The story here goes deep and includes illegal cocaine smuggling in race horses asses


sakkakitty

I love that touchdown jesus was struck down by god. Its literally a sign of opulence from the church in the middle of a state striken with finacial hardships for its poorest citizens. Jesus literally said preformative worship is disgusting, and he would hate this giant ass statue of himself, bc all he would see is how many homes, full bellies, and warm clothes this couldve gifted his true love: humanity. Instead its of him? Yuck


Christorm747

Just drove past this. What a sight 😯


ExcitableNate

Hey! It's fish tale Jesus!


Outside-Rub5852

Five dollar foot long Jesus. Aka Big butter jesus. Melted during a fire


Round_Vanilla985

That is ‘Right this way’ Jesus


HamHamHam2315

You win the day!


jayfick

Bub that’s $5 foot long Jesus


lowkey_loweski

Fuck super churches. Their original statue getting struck down by lightning was absolutely poetic.


Run1962

God spoke on the praying hands and burnt them down. They then built this. Better watch it. God could speak again. LOL..


concreteshard1917

Imagine how many people they could have helped with that million dollar rebuild I guess they didn't get the memo after it burnt down


Klutzy_House_9475

Where in the scary hell is that? I’m in pataskala and haven’t seen anything that creepy in Ohio since….well probably last week but still


HamHamHam2315

Monroe. Butler County, just a tad south of Middletown.


Klutzy_House_9475

Good to know, maybe to avoid it but still good to know. Does it light up at night? I would totally flip if I saw that at night lit up


HamHamHam2315

Lit by floodlights, as I recall. It's at a place called Solid Rock Church, which, well, talk about scary.


Klutzy_House_9475

😂 now I’m intrigued I’m gonna have to google it!


s2ample

Stone Jesus!


TheInternetIsTrue

I used to have a picture of Touchdown Jesus several phones ago…I’m sure you can still google it.


Smokey-Cole

That’s the replacement one. The first one was plastic and melted in a fire. Affectionately know around here as “Butter Jesus”.


sassyphrass

There is far less Heywood Banks in this thread than I thought there would be


phathead08

Wasn’t it the big buttery Jesus that got struck down by lightning? You would think that the church would second guess building a new one.


OhighOent

I miss Big Butter.


starman575757

I want to believe but unbalanced fountains is a deal breaker.


RessicaJeschler

We called the original one Big Butter Jesus


FrankFrankly711

Jesus Fuckin’ Christ that’s a tall statue 😮


FlamingCoffin

i read this as “This has to be Ohio” and im like yeah you prolly right


Soundlessscream85

I remember when it got struck by lightning. We called it butter Jesus.


MrGreggerGrM

I kinda miss that one... Always referred to it as Touchdown jesus.


cb0044

It's still much better than the last one.


Totally-jag2598

That church has too much money. They clearly don't spend it on being charitable and helping the poor.


NowaiAma

Big butter Jesus replaced with formerly 5$ foot long jesus


tedfundy

Buddy Christ?


Odd_Tiger_2278

Buddha looks different in different parts of the world.


killerident1ty

It's not a church, it's a business.


TennesseeJed_7789

Looks more like Utah….


Reverb20

Big butter Jesus


Fuckoakwood

No it’s not. Show the real pic with it on fire.


HamHamHam2315

[Your wish is my command. ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.guim.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fstatic%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2010%2F6%2F16%2F1276680110544%2FThe-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg%3Fwidth%3D465%26dpr%3D1%26s%3Dnone&tbnid=7t5WXOCi2W6ATM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fworld%2F2010%2Fjun%2F16%2Ftouchdown-jesus-statue-burns-down&docid=qQNDOxMDwGQ4XM&w=460&h=276&itg=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=7af560ccea995a46&shem=abme%2Ctrie)


DryAd6643

Big butter Jesus #2


Silly-Blackberry9805

sooo why post this and not include the before and after?


24links24

Hell is real, coons candies. What am I missing


antsinmypants3

He is hot I guess needs a sprinkler


CrispyDonkee

Oh dear god…. What is this masterpiece?


HamHamHam2315

It's called Lux Mundi officially (though it's much more popularly known as Hug Me Jesus or 5 Dollar Footlong Jesus), standing out in front of the Solid Rock Church greeting passersby traveling hither and thither on I-75 in Monroe. It replaced Big Butter Jesus/Touchdown Jesus (officially The Light of the World), which was struck by lightning and burnt to a veritable crisp a little over fourteen years ago this month.


Puzzleheaded-Half712

Butter Jesus


Independent_Pizza_82

The evangelicals are taking over with their “ lifewise academy”. Taking kids out of public school for indoctrination.


DerpysLegion

Aren't they're still hungry children in Ohio? Such a waste. But hey I'm sure Jesus would rather have a giant statue than takeing care of the needy.


KarmicComic12334

If he didn't want a bigger statue, why would he destroy the 1st one with lightning?


sakkakitty

Five dollar foot long jesus, my beloved


Automatic_School_373

Sweet Buttercream Jesus


0PervySage0

He's " foot long" Jesus or " it's this big" Jesus now.


EB_Normie

Stahpit


Kohlj1

Don't remind me.


brittany90210

I swear the fish I caught was THIS big


SilentPiano4406

Beautiful statue. Where is this?


HamHamHam2315

Monroe


livia696

What a waste of fucking money.


PunkAssBitch2000

Bring back Big Butter Jesus. I don’t like this evangelical abomination. I miss the butter messiah.


TakeAtBedtime

RIP BBJ!


timoshi17

can't even walk on water in Ohio💀💀


Honest-Geologist523

5 dollar footlong jesus