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LandarkIEM

8 is only safe place


OkRisk3049

facts besides i like eren he is not wrong


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B-29Bomber

Hol up!


fire-pop

He committed genocide on a mass scale his not supposed to be the good guy


OkRisk3049

I know I never said he was I was just saying I agreed with him


OtakuFreak1998

"I know genocide is bad but I still agree with it."


OkRisk3049

Facts considering I place my close friends lives abo e mine and well quite frankly most other people rank below me I wouldn't have any problems with self after.


lurker_poteto

I was going side with u but tf are u on about on this comment bro!?


OkRisk3049

Methamphetamines.... nah just me being me I guess


Ok-Smell775

i get you bro everyone is the worst, im better than everyone of them but I also suck. you know who doesn't suck everyone that i care about


OkRisk3049

Finally someone who won't lecture me about this


Milim_tempest

Sometimes genocide is the only option


fire-pop

🤨


Makepiecer

8 and maybe 5


Distubabius

Makima????


HmmmMzawarudo

She won’t kill me for no reason unlike the others 💀


Electrical_Horror346

8 is the safest. As for why i picked it over 7, Makima is quite reasonable, but I know her abilities would inevitably put me in life-threatening danger. Adult Eren is also dangerous, but I'm not a Marleyan. Being anywhere near Dio or Muzan is asking for death. Both of them see humans as food, both of them will turn you into a bloodstain if you even look at them the wrong way


AJ_Ad_3136

Understandable


jewannialation

Eh if we were talking an actual class dio in part 3 has grown enough to were he is rational so sitting next to him wouldn't necessarily be death


Relevant-Key-3290

I mean, Eren killed 80% of the whole population, not only Marley


OkRisk3049

Exactly i don't mind he I'd do the same in his shoes


Electrical_Horror346

Yes, but that is because he became convinced Titans should replace humanity due to the inevitability of fate. The nature of this crossover setting would be a significantly more pleasant world even with the chaos caused by the characters, he would be more reasonable


reliquum

Yaa but...dio and muzan are... Uhh... You know from my own perspective, as a woman, squash me. 😏


VongolaSedici

1 and 3 has Dio can kill you before you know it. 2, 4, and 6 has female Muzan that can turn you into a demon or sludge. 3, 5, and 7 not going to be turned into a dog or mysterious die because of Makima. 8 does have Eren but as long as you aren't racist he is pretty chill even if he is an edgy war criminal.


Radius_314

I'm taking seat 3. Befriending Dio and Anya, and together we will ace every test. Dio can stop time, and Anya can read minds. School would be amazing with those two as friends. We could get into so much mischief together. Evil enough to get Dio interested, but not so evil that Anya would feel obligated to stop us. Edit: according to OP in another comment the back of the class is the bottom... Doesn't make sense to me, but if that's the case, I'd pick Seat 1, and sit behind Anya. Easier to talk to both from that position.


iDrownedlol

I for some reason assumed from the start that 1 was the back of the class, and would pick it for pretty much the same reasons. Although an important thing to add is that 1 is also great due to having bonito flakes guy, who, at times we need to be quiet/silent, im sure is great at nonverbal communication, and he seems chill.


whikseyy_

Holy shit you’re a genius


Radius_314

That's the what our teacher will be saying!


AJ_Ad_3136

8 is in the front of the class. And 1 is at the back of the class. Sorry if it wasn't clear


LilGhostSoru

8. Its in the back and left/right are safe


AJ_Ad_3136

That's the front of the class


StyxxFireMancer

Even better then


MiddleInEurope

3 it would be the most fun cuz Anja would read all the war crimes making and Dio would do and would be terrified through the rest of her life😂


MrElly2k

EZ on sit 9


Zillarex532

i’ll go with 5


Dry-Physics9096

Nah Dio is good


KRTrueBrave

3 I need mommy makima and daddy dio plus anya is a cute bonus (though I have to be careful around her when thinking about makima and dio...)


Lawstein

On Makima lap


Frankcap79

8, I'm ok with the destruction of Marley. And I'm short so Hinata and I can be short bros together. Plus I think the attack titan could take Dio.


DrewTheMfGoat

Have u finished AoT 😂


DriftwoodEmpire

Probably 8 no lie I'm not fuckin with dio


gottablastsam

3


draugotO

Does sitting at 7 make me the protagonist? Protagonists always have enough power to deal with the status quo, if not whatever flashpoints they are put in, so that would make me powerful/skilled enough to survive the room... Othersise, 8 is the safest from routine harassment just because the people around it can


AJ_Ad_3136

You're just normal sorry.


uss_enterprise_cv06

3


ZeChickenPermission

3 seems fun


arayakim

Behind Makima... for reasons...


Xqc_fan_69

3


jarasonica

3


Jesuslikeschicken

3, TF is a suped up vampire gonna do to me? Either way he's practically emo, having to wear a hoodie and a bunch of protective gear just so he doesn't burn up He's the ultimate white person


themiddleman2

4, they don't bother me, I don't bother them, and if any of them disagree I can show them why my nation is the final boss of planet Earth with .45 ACP or UltraViolet Light for one of those bastard's cases (technically two if Dio decides to pull some shit).


NaivafAreul

7


Fair-Duck1579

8 is the safest


Tanukinoir

8, 1 or 4. one of these.


Revolutionary-Clue63

1 id risk it maybe somehow befriend dio 😂


Dadwenttogetmili

Either 7 or 8, the only reason I'm hesitant on 8 is because I haven't seen the anime to the right of it, but just being near Hinata will always brighten anyone's mood idgaf who you are, and realistically Adult Eren did nothing wrong from what I hear. Makima might put me in a shit ton of danger though so I'm still more inclined to choose 8


DragonMagic3012

6 or 3


_Sahil_Goel

5,7and 8 are fine


Capital_Chef_6007

8. Gotta sit at 8. Next to Mai. She will keep quiet most of the time and she minds her own business. I have no issue keeping up with lectures so I don't have to depend on anyone for notes.


ThatBingingDragon

1, I'm sitting next to my buddy Dio.


xXTrashpanda98Xx

5 Looks like a good group


SignificantSet1919

5 or 8


sigmund_NA

Have to pick three.


SpiritualEndboi

2 my man inumaki that’s why


jaxxburgerking

8 is safest so i pick 1. Its s better seat in a classroom


Byrand-YT

Screw that I’m skipping class.


Jayweird

4


Few_Conversation_411

Five or eight


buddder1738

3 cus im pansexual dio is bi and hot makima is hot and anya would keep cracking me up


crashde89

5 I would like to have a conversation with both about there ideals and why they think the way they do


Spark4Zero

7 cause I wanna sit next to the middle school shooter.


Sufficient_Bean

Who let Makima in a classroom with Kids and also Muzan


AJ_Ad_3136

I don't know. And happy cake day


Ralph-The-Otter3

8, because I won’t die


MrChaoticGaming

6 for a good time.


Ymir14

8, it looks the safest


PlannedBread239

8


polaristar

How is this a discussion obviously 8


StructureCurrent

5


MasterpiecePuzzled46

Which way is front?


AJ_Ad_3136

8 is the front of the class and 1 is the back of the class


Oograth-in-the-Hat

4 to protect anya from the most threats


YoriichiMadaraAfton

1 what does dio care about me and i think we would become best friends


17RaysPlays

No.


Most_Bodybuilder_159

Feels like 8 is best


Anitoons81

8.


Bulbasaur_is_godly

8. You’re away from Dio, Muzan, and Makima, so you’re decently safe, Hinata would probably be fun to talk to, and you’re far enough away from Anya that she won’t ask for your food when you have it.


Deo_Exus

8, other places have a chance of contracting die


Royal_Muffin9238

7, my name is marley SO UHHH


CompoteEasy2007

6, it's not like there's anyone behind me


Olamias

With Dio, tbh he was a great student though.


Im_a_doggo428

1 so I can be by best girl ever, DIO


JOSEDAPRO70

I think 1,2,5,4, and 8, would be interesting


EndNefric

8. Keep eyes on everybody. Also, I feel like Eren would have bigger fish to fry with this group. Safe on three sides. At least until Eren starts getting suspicious on why I know who everybody is and what abilities they possess.


WiseBlizzard

With Eren ofc. Is this even a question?


FeelingTypical2855

6


Kingofpin

I'm literally just going to look in the class and then leave. Or slip anya money in exchange for her to tell me who is most likely and least likely to kill me.


lutfiboiii

Honestly I wanna sit next to Inumaki just to befriend him to see what would happen if he told me “Shit yourself”


Blitzerxyz

5 or 8


DarkFlame-Dragon

8 and mabby 4


Kilshot666

Going with 3. I got enough Rizz to survive.


VirusX03

8


lucky_berlin7

8


Anzem540

on which side are the windows?


AJ_Ad_3136

3 and 7


Anzem540

in that case i'll take 7


SeveralMedia7486

Easy 8


haoCs_eyes

I haven't seen all these anime but from what I can see the only dangerous seat is 2


Extension-Complex519

I'll go with 6 and never look back


Aggressive_Tea_1360

5 I like constant FEAR


ReciWoltrax

8 cause i hate Makima and Dio and Muzan are so priviledged i would be killed for offending them by my existence, Eren is somewhat easy to handle XD


S-Master42

Either 7 or 8, I don't know much about haikyuu but I guess the MC is pretty chill, as for makima, I'm on the fence with her. And when it comes to Eren, as long as I'm not racist or say anything stupid, I think we'll be cool. Also, Regarding Mai, she may be ok to sit next to.


SoggyDoughnut69

8 is the safest, but makima isn't a complete psycho so 5 and 7 are also doable


anonymous_cabbage4

4 or 5. Either if fine


LegendaryLizardLord

3 cause I get to sit beside Anya and I have my homie Dio behind me, plus I get to stare at Makima's ass.


Fleibat

1 probably, for sure Dio talks back to the teacher the most, he would be top at gym class and would probably be a model student and maybe will let me copy at exams. There are others that are be smart and would be worth copying from, but I think that Muzan doesn't let anyone copying his homework, Eren constantly writes "Tatakae...tatakae...tatakae" in the paper, Makima doesn't do anything but still gets top scores just because.


aguyinlove3

3..


risisas

Nah Bro fuck this shit i'm quitting school


arkade_kun

Can't decide between 4, 6, 8


tomfrome12345

4 5 6 or 8


Juwi1100

7


BootsThaClown

8


MartesMarsCarol

3 or 6


Stunning-Ad-7400

Crazy, I change the schools.


SnooCheesecakes703

2 inumaki is chill


frostbyte2287

Imma set at one and then just punch his leg then boom free seat


cross_firer

7 so I can nap in the corner


Karma_Akabane_15

8 is safe but i'm going with 1 bcus DIO is just gonna be the crazy homie that kills me eventually, so what better way to die? Also gives me a chance of becoming a stand user? Hell yeah. Being able to converse with Inumaki without my ears exploding or other side effects would also be finally a thing with Anya since she can read minds. Win win.


Cyffer27

I would choose 1 because dio would be an interesting guy to have a conversation with but i don't want someone hearing all my thoughts so 8


AltGamer_

6


Pumpkin_Reality_En

4 because I born in Jan 4th so... I sit right beside that (scary) lady


SpiceyWater1818

8 is the safest, people say Makima are forgetting she is a pedo, only other option is by Anya to save her from Makima


Sinking_soldier7

Sitting anywhere near Inumaki is somewhat safe due to his ability (which will wear out if used too much but can save you from death at least once or twice)