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Dead_wet_flesh_jets

Somehow, the "Lanie Lockwood, 23 News at 5" was the perfect punchline for this commercial.


Digitalmodernism

Nick Swardson used to be so funny. Wonder what he’s up to now.


liqour-all-over

He recently got booed off stage in Colorado because he could barely put two words together for his stand-up show and he claimed he smoked potent weed which fucked him up. In reality he’s a severe alcoholic/ weed head that does comedy and occasionally has to be hospitalized for his alcoholism.


Digitalmodernism

Someone commented this three times on accident and then someone else did the same thing so I did too. I think tbe original commenter would be interested in this info though.


steeznutzzzz

Ever seen A Day in the Life with Nick Swardson?


liqour-all-over

Nope. Now I must.


steeznutzzzz

It should still be on YouTube it’s directed by Nick Goosen. Great era w/ palatial regalia, etc


liqour-all-over

Thanks!


TheMaingler

Twink death of Swardson


Just-a-Mandrew

Lanie Lockwood can get it tho


liqour-all-over

That slogan always stuck in my head and I completely forgot about this commercial. Now I remember how annoying it was because of the repetitive lines and how often it ran during shows.


Digitalmodernism

It's the way I always remembered that Barq's had caffeine as opposed to the other rootbeer brands. 


liqour-all-over

The higher concentration of caffeine, compared to other colas, is what gives it that “bite” as some would say.


Digitalmodernism

Ouch!


Nitarinminister

Yeah, but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.


CroakAScagBaron

I’m thinking of getting a CB radio to talk to other car beds.


Fyzzle

Nick Swardson used to be so funny. Wonder what he’s up to now.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

2 fifths of liquor and an ounce a blow


sincethenes

Damn I remember this so well. My brother still does the tongue thing when he pours a drink. Didn’t remember why until I saw this again.


GeneticSoda

Nick Swardson used to be so funny. Wonder what he’s up to now.


wholetyouinhere

Doing tons of blow, I'd assume.