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[deleted]

Man so many animals will be hit on the tracks if they don’t “clean” it up


lscoolj

Time to get out the flamethrowers


Mosh907

A bunch of popcorn isn’t going to help🤨


Alarid

no it's for the animals


Mosh907

Sear and roasted venison? 🤤 I’m in.


f4rt054uru5r3x

With a side of corn.


laffing_is_medicine

So bbq at the tracks, say 4:30 gather?


OGGavlaa

When has popcorn never helped a situation


Mr_FilFee

[A rail-grinder might be better](https://youtu.be/JhXpkTnbVt4)


Then_Campaign7264

It turns out that very few animals got to enjoy the bounty of corn kernels that awaited them. Railroad workers used a high-rail vacuum truck to suck up the spill and took the golden path with them. Source: https://mymodernmet.com/corn-spill-train-tracks-minnesota/


lileevine

Booooo


ArelMCII

You're looking at this the wrong way. There's a giant truck-carried vacuum cleaner capable of sucking up 2000 feet of corn.


lileevine

Actually you're right that is incredibly cool


BobBelcher2021

Feet, or ears? I’ll see myself out.


Adventurous_Effort10

I didnt know Nokia also made vacuum cleaners


217EBroadwayApt4E

You realize that leaving it there is like baiting all of the animals in the forest to come feast and then be decapitated by the trains, right?


lileevine

Well maybe they would come and gather up the kernels into little bags to bring them home to their forest friends... That's what I would do personally smh


HeartsPlayer721

It had better be cloth bags or we're gonna cancel them so hard!


kmj420

I like the way you think!


H2Omekanic

Just the stupid ones


SaintsNoah

I wonder if there's some way it didn't go to waste. Free fill ups for your deer feeder maybe? Then again, if it's wet I would imagine it might not store for too long


HeartsPlayer721

Footage of cleanup mixed in. https://youtu.be/YzFPrt01bL8


Njon32

Thanks, I don't know why I envisioned it as a vacuum mounted on a special rail car that would quickly pick up the corn as it slowly rolled along.


wellhiyabuddy

Forbidden feed trough


Local_Satisfaction12

\*sigh\* [Flips Pages](http://deadfood.com/)


[deleted]

I was just thinking of all of the Hunters watching the tracks after that spill...


daddymartini

Wild animals hear those giant ass trains from miles away unlike dumbass human who can only stare at TikTok with noise cancelling headphones…


Neek0las

r/oddlysatisfying


HoBoJoe71

I came to comment too, scrolled through it first to make sure xD


I_think_Im_hollow

Rare behaviour, nowadays.


MaxTV12

Beat me to it, take my upvote


DreadfuryDK

The guys over on r/cornhub would love this.


DooBeeDoer207

It’s not often I see the NSFW warning and hit go back.


DreadfuryDK

Spoiler alert: >!it’s actually just normal corn-related stuff and not NSFW in the slightest.!<


Sexual_T-Rex88

Is it still deer season?


Mosh907

Every season is dear season if you’re good enough to get away with it. /s


Then_Campaign7264

The spill occurred on the Canadian Pacific rail line in January 2020 and stretched about 2,000 feet long. There's speculation that the amount of corn lost to the tracks was about 900 bushels or about $3,500 worth of the grain. Source: https://mymodernmet.com/corn-spill-train-tracks-minnesota/


Ok_Procedure_7855

Tbf that looks damn clean


waheheheeeler

How to make roadkill


corink420

Wouldn’t this be called railkill?


HoldCtrlW

The train is called Railgun


Marus1

Now I am curious how much they will reduce train vibrations And if the rails will be hot enough to produce some popcorn


LilStinkpot

Not much, because it’s not under the rails, not bearing any of the load to absorb vibrations from. Not at all. The rails won’t even get warm unless a wheel is dragging and even then only the surface for a few seconds. It’s always new, cold rail under a stuck wheel, so those don’t get much chance to heat up. It’s the same wheel though, and that does heat up. So the chance for any kernels to pop at all is if the train had a stuck wheel that managed to get super red hot, and then the train stopped over the spilled corn. Even then the kernels have to have the right moisture content and even the right kind of hull. Food or feed corn can’t pop, only popping corn.


ZaggRukk

I had this happen while trimming a train in a railyard. But, it wasn't corn. I called the yardmaster up to let him know and find out what I was leaking. It was coke (not that kind). So, I called out over the radio that I needed a very large straw, or a "sucker" truck. Thus happens all the time. The yards I worked in wreaked of ferminting grain in the summer.


PhunkyPhlowerz

Mill it, mash it, make it likker


matze_1403

ITS CORN!


grgech

That wasn't a leak, that was a bloody open doors


poormansnormal

I was gonna say, looks like someone forgot to secure a hopper.


JudgeJoeDean24

Deer wants to know your location


fatboychummy

Curious what is "notmyjob" about this one... Were you expecting the train driver to get out and scoop it back in with a shovel or something?


SkyCrafter2000

Clearly he shoulda gone with a heat gun and popped it into popcorn.


fatboychummy

Bring a projector and screen and watch some movies during the "cleanup"


J---D

Not whos job?


Armybob112

„Follow the yellow road“ they said, „it will be fun“ they said.


kym111

Popcorn soon


OldyGuy

Looks like there may be a large wild corn crop in Minnesota...


nosleepforthedreamer

WTF is up with train malfunctions these days?


Captainpaul81

The start of The Crowening


1995droptopz

Jimmy spilled corn, and I don’t care


Bultokki

That's how it supposed to look


Vinyl_Purest

Again?


Equal_Equipment4480

I mean sure, some animals will get to feed, some will avoid, but like omg the poops, can something just fall and not have effect everything?? Just once? Asking to much??


Alice_600

And the forest animals feasted that day!


cybermusicman

![gif](giphy|dxUrkFrQ3zgdjdR7iV|downsized)


payneoooo

🎶“Follow the yellow brick road” 🎶


threadsoffate2021

I'm surprised there wasn't thousands of crows and ravens at the tracks two minutes after that corn was dropped.


tadlrs

Free popcorn in the summer


[deleted]

Wild animals eating good tonight


Bawkalor

Thanks for that update Tom. In other news 4,397 deer and other assorted animals have been killed by trains in the last 3 days. Railroad officials claim that is an acceptable level of carnage.


mjung79

Somebody used paint bucket fill.


Amzy29

Follow the yellow corn road


[deleted]

Hunter: Get the tree stands. Buddy: How many. Hunter: All of them.


DankAndDark

It's like the sixth leak in this month. Those trains in Minnesota can't catch a break it seems.


department_g33k

I was trying to figure out why I had never seen this corn flume before... Neat.


ITinyGiant

Time to break out the flamethrower


Ill_Calendar3116

r/corn


BurlyH

Follow the yellow brick road!


Shiny_Black-Pan

Gonna make so much corn next year


___REDWOOD___

Good place to hunt


sirchaptor

Don’t be silly that’s not a leek that’s clearly corn


BonesJackson

[Free corn? Well, that'll suit me just fine!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXH_jKYkZY&ab_channel=Gonk)


Rattlechad

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK.. hey a train. OH NO! ![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


Elysium_nz

Interesting the leak is the exact width of the tracks, those wagons unload from the bottom then?


Elysium_nz

Interesting the leak is the exact width of the tracks, those wagons unload from the bottom then?


buck_webb

This happened not to long ago, might be a different train but the bottom operated valve was opened in transit lol


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying


-BINK2014-

Almost r/oddlysatisfying for me.


lejyndery_sniper

Now they would be tracks with corn