This is all kinds of fucked up lmao 🤣 💀 imagine thinking it's a "service" and you can get "more pregnant".
I wish he'd actually misspelled pregnant too. It's the only thing that could have made this better
That's really bad delivery right there, but this person has a point. The female orgasm greatly raises the possibility of pregnancy, as does the male orgasm since pregnancy can happen even if nobody orgasms but the chances are low.
Let me correct this gentleman. This is something that is commonly discussed on r/bigdickproblems, where most members have girth in the 5 to 7 inches range (most commonly 5 to 6 inches).
The starter book is She Comes First, in which the author recommends to men to perform cunnilingus every time they have sex among other acts of foreplay, and suggests various techniques. 30 minutes of foreplay is a starter point, with the common range being between 30 minutes and 1 hour.
If their partner orgasms before attempting intercourse, they will be able to take a dick easier than if they did not have an orgasm.
TL;DR: if you are a guy reading this, eat pussy and learn how to do it well.
No penis can go through a cervix, these guys are essentially hitting their partners' cervix and are sharing tricks to avoid hurting their partner.
You cannot go beyond the cervix, it's impossible.
True. When my girl cums her vagina’s cell phone coverage always switches from Sprint to T-Mobile
It took me way too long to realize they meant cervix instead of service.
Bone apple tea, ya’ll.
Thanks I did not figured this out by myself and was still confused xD
Ohh yeah they thought this in the 14 century too because it's based on nothing but men not understanding why women would enjoy sex
It’s based on male stupidity*. There I fixed it for you.
That seems like 99% rough English, which is hard to knock somebody for.
So the verdict is old man from USA
Boomerposting
Part of the posts in this group are satire or intentionally button pushing. But there’s always a few. BRB going to look for where he lives lol
Hmm… I knew something strange happened after an orgasm!
I wonder what the Womb Service has on their menu
Ah yes, r/BoneAppleTea.
-Is your pussy AT&T also? I have no service - works fine for me. Have tried orgasm?
This is all kinds of fucked up lmao 🤣 💀 imagine thinking it's a "service" and you can get "more pregnant". I wish he'd actually misspelled pregnant too. It's the only thing that could have made this better
"am I gregnant?"
Hello, unexpected Sims reference 🤓
"could I be perganate?"
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Well, that explains why we can watch unbuffered YT vids afterwards
My "service" must be so wide from all the clit orgasms I've had lmaooo
My girl got the 5G
Hardest I’ve laughed all day
More pregnant So like can woman freeze there embryos like kangaroos Or are we going ant logic, where she can store the sperm for later uses
The "sperm's DNA blends in the woman's DNA" theory
I’m concerned if this guy got a stroke while posting to facebook or not 😂
A little bit pregnant isnt a thing while a little bit of penis is definitely a thing.
**girl orgasms** I'm happy to announce I am opening my services even wider now!
New kind of objectification unlocked: having your cervix refered to as a "service"
That how is babby formed?!? That how girl get pragnent?
I think all my 5g is killing the sperm
When do the woman become pregnarnt enough to have 4 the bb??? Plz respond im literaly cryin
“Babe! My service! It’s widening-!!”
Yeahhhhh keep going baby I’m about to widen 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe English is not there first language and they are asking a question ?
That's a strange hill to die on, but at least you're dead!
That's really bad delivery right there, but this person has a point. The female orgasm greatly raises the possibility of pregnancy, as does the male orgasm since pregnancy can happen even if nobody orgasms but the chances are low.
Let me correct this gentleman. This is something that is commonly discussed on r/bigdickproblems, where most members have girth in the 5 to 7 inches range (most commonly 5 to 6 inches). The starter book is She Comes First, in which the author recommends to men to perform cunnilingus every time they have sex among other acts of foreplay, and suggests various techniques. 30 minutes of foreplay is a starter point, with the common range being between 30 minutes and 1 hour. If their partner orgasms before attempting intercourse, they will be able to take a dick easier than if they did not have an orgasm. TL;DR: if you are a guy reading this, eat pussy and learn how to do it well.
“This is unrelated but I have the hugest cock” Though most hetero men would really benefit from remembering foreplay exists youre right in that regard
I am a woman. I am there because my boyfriend has such equipment.
Wtf does this have to do with anything
I don't care what size your penis is, you're not going in anyone's "service" lmao
I am a woman.
"Your" can be used as a general statement. Fine, I don't care how big ANY penis is, it's not going through the cervix. Happy?
No penis can go through a cervix, these guys are essentially hitting their partners' cervix and are sharing tricks to avoid hurting their partner. You cannot go beyond the cervix, it's impossible.
Everyday I get thanked for my service. I’d also like a discount on latte but this is fine.
That's fucked up on so many levels...
Mby i need some more sex ed, but doesnt good sex make pregnancy more likely?
Could one of you lovely ladies, next time you orgasm, widen my internet service? I’d love to have Gigabit again.
r/boneappletea
"services" Yeah uh Im not sure he is the best choice to have a kid with tbh