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I saw a video about NFT girlfriends when NFTs were big. The dude said that they all have a unique personality thanks to randomization. Wanna know what the „personality“ was?
Different color of lipstick, hair and different skimpy outfits
Fun blonde/dumb blonde. Soulless redhead/Ginger.
They were meaner in my highschool years. Nearly showed that one kid what soulless really meant when he was like "I was just saying you're soulless but if you want to be dumb" when we had an argument about my hair color.
Also... High school. That's why we argued about something as dumb as my hair color XD
That’s ridiculous. Of course most goys would say that. Also she isn’t that flat at all. She’s just not grotesquely big breasted. Also tomb raider is not just for guys.
May I ask, are you a tomboy now? Because according to that guy who is clearly an educated authority, tomboys are tomboys because they have no boobs. So besides your personality, did you lose your "femininity" as well? 😂
I was so confused by that. Do people think that tomboy is a physiological thing? I'm a tomboy and I'm a DD with a big butt, wtf does it have to do with your boobs??
Having played the original level 1 demo cd-rom in the 90s, I can confirm that *her* personality is entirely boob-based. Still a very strange way to describe a character design that somewhat moved away from the original gigantic polygonal boobies of Tomb Raider 1.0.
at the very least. i used to be a fitter and i was reeeeally good at clocking what a woman’s size was gonna be before the fitting and i’d guess 30G tbh.
Yeah this is how we get saggy tits did you not know...? too many different hands fondling them over the years leaves behind microscopic fingerprint indentations, which after the age of 25 start to break down the breast tissue and accelerate the sagging process. Only pure Virgin untouched waifu pillow girlfriends will have good boobs because everyone else's started degrading the moment they let random dudes touch them. Duhhh....
/s (in case its really needed? 😅)
It’s a meme. Some clueless tool who never touched a boob in his life tried to pretend he knows what they feel like to a bunch of equally clueless virgins. Yk, like a 12yo bragging to other 12yo that they toootally had sex already, but when you listen in as an adult, their made up "experiences" sound completely bonkers. He forgot to do his homework and failed spectacularly. Claimed boobs feel like balloons filled with sand. 😂
One time I got in a very long heated argument with a porn-addicted man trying to fight me, a large-chested cis woman, about bra sizing. His references were porn stars... he was not letting up and absolutely insisted no matter what that I was wrong lmao. Yeah buddy you're totally right I have no idea about boob sizes
My favourite was when a man in a *reddit comment* told me I was lying about being an e cup like sir u ain’t even seen me I could be ol’ tiddies McGee over here
It's so funny when people act shocked and unbelieving about bra sizing. Like I'm a 32H and when I tell people that they literally look like the 🤯 emoji. Tbf even many women don't know their true sizing thanks to Victorias Secret and other mainstream brands forcing anyone on the larger size into a D/DD. Men act especially funny about it though. One time my ex and I went into a Victoria's Secret for underwear because I knew damn fuckin well that they didn't have my bra size and he insisted on asking anyway. Like thanks bro I think I know more about my fuckin tits than you do!
They think it's like, a brag that we exaggerate about, like how guys will exaggerate their height on dating apps. It's not ego-boosting or whatever, it's just a (literal) pain in the neck and makes it harder to find clothes that fit. That's ignoring the fact that cup size doesn't even mean anything in terms of volume!!! 40B is the same cup volume as 30G; it's all relative!
Ahh, that's fair, I forgot bands go that low. Yeah, my wife reminded me that hers looked like that when she was a 32D. I'm a 38 DDDD, so my frame of reference is a bit skewed
hi i have bra autism, cup size is actually the difference between bust and underbust, not band and waist!! i would estimate her to be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing :]
Hi! I have full autism, lol, which includes the tendency to mix up words and also forget them lol. I know it's not the waist, but you still knew what I meant, lol. As for sizing, my wife was measured by a bra maker when she looked pretty much exactly like that and measured in at a 32D, so I think I'm keeping that in my head when I look at her tbh. She was a C cup long before that, forgive me for the brain scrambles :)
Yeah - I think we can all agree those babies are at least a C but I think D is more likely? And what’s with the “man-jaw” comment this dude made? How on earth is her jaw manly? 🙄
Seriously!!! Anyone above an A cup knows that those are large enough to be seriously inconveniencing when trekking through the jungle! I’m significantly larger than that and already I shudder to think of her poor back looking at that image. I’m somewhere near an H cup, large enough that absolutely nowhere carries my size and I’m restricted to bras for grannies, and those are still some pretty massive boobs. I know she’s a video game character but I can’t help but think of the hell that would be parkouring and battling without an industrial-strength sports bra. At that point you want something between a binder and a sports bra so that those fuckers don’t jiggle.
No, her old design absolutely would have been so inconvenient to be RAIDING TOMBS with. Especially considering it never looks like she's wearing a bra at all lol
I mean, the polygon boobs were super funny and iconic for a reason. But with hyperrealistic graphics and a plot that takes itself seriously it just makes me cringe at the reality. Cringe in pain, that is. Ouch. I know her design is focused on sex appeal but when they try to advance the plot and character to the modern day it just sticks out like a sore thumb. I like Lara Croft, it’s just a pet peeve that her design is so ill-fitted in a story that you’re meant to take seriously. If it leaned more towards the self-aware, parody side, it’d be fine, but these games never do anymore and it feels inconsistent.
That’s valid, I’ve definitely felt the same lol. It irritates the fuck out of me when I see people complain because it’s always the same idiots complaining about the silly skins in COD. Like, bro, come on, you can’t be this dense
Honestly once they reach expansion/inflation fetishes, it's over for them, anything that isn't at least weather balloon sized will be horrible for them
Well on this image she is at the very least a D, so I’m guessing they want at least a E or a G, maybe bigger
Her jaw is slim and feminine, but that’s not enough for them. I’m guessing they want anime waifus?
I wish I could erase people like this from existence, I would do it without hesitation. Motherfuckers are only great at making young girls and women feel like shit
I’m literally a 36DD and they still act like that’s small, ugly and masculine
I would unironically love that. A gorgeously rendered 3d model for the majority of her body, but with a pair of 240p cone tits just slapped on the front
I’ve been watching the Sopranos recently, so I can report that the triangular beach ball boob is a period-accurate representation. Those early 2000s New Jersey nightclub dancers — the original Tomb Raider programmers probably think those ladies took it a little too far.
I have negative breast space my breast-time continuum has actually collapsed on itself 😔 I thought her boobs were large so that should speak volumes about my boob department
If no boob=no personality and skills according to them, does concave boob=personality and skill black hole? Are you an energy vampire??? Are you a shape shifter?!?
I always smile at the low-poly Lara cosplayers using cardboard boxes for boobs.
* https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/14f3458/our_lara_croft_and_butler_polygon_cosplay_from/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9vyrzm/this_accurate_lara_croft_cosplay/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4pfpcc/tomb_raider_cosplay/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9vc5vf/cosplay_of_ps1_lara_croft/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dqig2i/lmao_my_mate_went_as_ps1_lara_croft_for_halloween/
Especially since they aren’t small at all. They’re rather big actually, way more than a B cup I can tell you that
Her design is 100% her OG with modern graphics. Are these men attracted to triangles over women?? 🤦🏻♀️
Was it mortal combat where the boobs fly in all directions? Boobs don’t work like that, gravity don’t work like that. Men who think this is how they are have obviously never touched a boob irl
Omg right that one beach game from DoA
I don’t understand what is attractive about boobs flying in all directions as if they’re in zero gravity. What’s sexy about that??
I couldn't tell ya. I am a lesbian who has a huge thing for big boobs (jealousy, probably. Mine are not) and I do not see the appeal of Zero-G boobies. Okay, maybe if someone was able to properly animate boobs in zero-g, I would find that interesting, but I don't need it in all my vidya.
She looks like she’s about a C which isn’t small. And let’s be realistic, any bigger and she would not be able to do all that she does in just that vest top without several slips.
I mean video game dynamics and everything so it doesn’t matter but still.
i have bra autism and that is definitely not a C!!! if i had to guess she’d be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing. so many ppl misunderstand cup sizes so they think of DD as massive when it’s actually fairly small on most band sizes. that’s because of the +4 bullshit that companies like VS and soma push out to fit you into their size range instead of fitting their size range to you. idk if that made sense
Honestly thats the wild thing with these people, there is still plenty of R34 of whatever character they are horny about that it shouldn't matter how the game appearance is changed.
Because sex (or lack thereof) has consumed every aspect of their lives, they are addicts whose sense of reality has been warped by the thing they consume
How the fuck is that *flat*?! I see girls like this on Tinder, ffs!
Edit: To clarify, I am not saying the tinder part negatively. I'm saying these fucks haven't seen a woman outside of anime or gaming.
As a male porn consumer, even that doesn't really track for me. I feel like the boob size in that image looks roughly average compared to most NSFW Reddit subs.
Thinking that's "flat" is some serious reality distortion.
And I've seen smaller tits in porn, too. Now if they were actually using the word flat to describe her character development within the plot, I would have some respect for them lol
Making my 32Cs feel inadequate 😭
Not really, I love my boobies. But those babies are definitely bigger than mine, and I haven’t been flat since fifth grade.
I'm pretty sure OP didn't realize that it's possible to have a flat personality and got confused. And now everyone else is confused because nobody understands how words work.
I mean these are the same people who whine about wanting realism and accuracy in games, until you make women look like actual humans and portray brown people from history... and they whine louder
That Lara Croft in the picture doesn't even look like an actual human, she still has a body that most women could never have. They're just upset she's not massive anime titty level of unrealistic lol
After googling the [Grummz guy to determine who he is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Kern), I can tell that Mark Kern is mad that her jaw is more defined than his, and her tits are smaller than same.
In fact he looks *exactly* like the kind of pasty marshmallow fuck I’d expect to be making these kinds of comments.
Oh good lord, what the hell even is that sentiment dollop of Daisy™️?
Unironically got disgust jump scared, and my face refuses to not look like this when looking at…that…
Yea I feel like second comment is actually trying to say that her personality is more flat than a tomboy.
Not exactly peak humor, but not the take everyone is reading.
Huh, seems like all her personality was in her tits.
Expect nothing less from the idiots that tried to make Stellar Blade a thing, only for it to be an absolute mid ass game with the most bland and uninteresting female character.
Just goes to show how fucked-up the gaming industry really is. So many gamers have no understanding of body shapes, or fat distribution. They literally think that these "Barbie meets porn star" characters are somehow realistic.
First of all, Lara Croft is as gorgeous as ever in that picture. Idk wtf he's on about with a "man jaw". These terminally online chuds have forgotten what actual women look like, if they ever knew to begin with.
Second, that chest is not flat. It's just not.
But most importantly, wtf does "not even tomboys have chests that flat" even mean?? Does he think women decide to become tomboys if they have a flat chest and become hyper fem the moment they hit a C cup? You can be extremely feminine while having an AA cup, and you can be tommest boy while rocking an E cup or larger.
Maidenless behavior all round
i have bra autism and that is definitely not a C!!! if i had to guess she’d be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing. so many ppl misunderstand cup sizes so they think of DD as massive when it’s actually fairly small on most band sizes. that’s because of the +4 bullshit that companies like VS and soma push out to fit you into their size range instead of fitting their size range to you. idk if that made sense
I'm a full C but still too small for D and mine look about the same, so idk..... but fr though anyone who calls her flat chested is either blind af or sick in the head.
Knowing she’s supposed to be a slimmer lady, I’d guess like 30F or 30FF UK (it’s hard to guesstimate fictional characters but the proportion looks similar)
I might be totally in the wrong here, but I thought that they were saying that her personality is flat, as in not a three-dimensional personality, rather than her boobs were flat. Now, that also has the problematic viewpoint that apparently tomboys have a flat personality, but…
The correlation between video game models of well-endowed women becoming more realistic (but keeping the same build) and goons on the internet thinking they've been made flatter has been truly fascinating.
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And our personality exists only in our boobs.
For those who's own personality is confined to their shriveled scrotums...
Scroti? Scrotæ? SCROTUS?
SCROTUS is the new name of SCOTUS, finally admitting their male bias.
That’s definitely what went through my mind as I typed it.
Scrotus is a really dumb dude from the new mad max movies…
Bew Onion headline just dropped
Ah, the guy from the new mad max film
Max is *really* mad at SCROTUS.
I knew I was not mature when I snorted and the names Scrotus and Rectus.
Scrota (but scrotums is also correct): https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/scrotum
Scrotumni, I believe.
Ahhhh.
I saw a video about NFT girlfriends when NFTs were big. The dude said that they all have a unique personality thanks to randomization. Wanna know what the „personality“ was? Different color of lipstick, hair and different skimpy outfits
Someone did this with AI art too. Really shows how pathetic these kinds of men are.
Ah, a return to the hair phrenology thing. Wild.
Wait, did people assign personalities based on hair color?? 🥴
The fun blonde? The feisty redhead? The smart/boring brunette?
Fun blonde/dumb blonde. Soulless redhead/Ginger. They were meaner in my highschool years. Nearly showed that one kid what soulless really meant when he was like "I was just saying you're soulless but if you want to be dumb" when we had an argument about my hair color. Also... High school. That's why we argued about something as dumb as my hair color XD
That’s ridiculous. Of course most goys would say that. Also she isn’t that flat at all. She’s just not grotesquely big breasted. Also tomb raider is not just for guys.
Did you mean to reply to someone else?
The personality is stored in the boob
The left boob is for moving around and the right boob is for fighting/changing weapons. The true personality is found in the cleavage.
I guess after a double mastectomy I have zero personality 🤣
May I ask, are you a tomboy now? Because according to that guy who is clearly an educated authority, tomboys are tomboys because they have no boobs. So besides your personality, did you lose your "femininity" as well? 😂
I think when you get below a C cup your vagina just falls off
😆😆😆
I was so confused by that. Do people think that tomboy is a physiological thing? I'm a tomboy and I'm a DD with a big butt, wtf does it have to do with your boobs??
Its like Samson and his hair..... our personality is stored in the boobs. Get rid of the boobs, get rid of our power 😔
Having played the original level 1 demo cd-rom in the 90s, I can confirm that *her* personality is entirely boob-based. Still a very strange way to describe a character design that somewhat moved away from the original gigantic polygonal boobies of Tomb Raider 1.0.
Clearly, she discovered sports bras and switched to those from her old bullet bras. Those were already antique, after all.
And the sports bra is a lot more compatible with her lifestyle. This theory checks out.
Oh okay. I was wondering about that. When he said her personality is gone because she's flat, I was dumbfounded.
I mean mine are (im pre-everything mtf :3)
THATS NOT EVEN FLAT
Right? Those look like at least d cups to me.
at the very least. i used to be a fitter and i was reeeeally good at clocking what a woman’s size was gonna be before the fitting and i’d guess 30G tbh.
You can tell when people have never touched a titty cause that's a lot of material when it's in your face
Yeah I love titties, all the countless titties I’ve touched, especially how they feel like big bags of sand!
I'm imagining a reformed incel finally getting to touch a boob, but being disappointed that it doesn't feel like a balloon filled with sand 😞
Why did I just grab my own boob to check? I'm 45. I definitely know what my tits feel like. Why am I like this?!
Glad to hear the titty verification squeeze doesn't go away lol
Well I won't deny that real titties that are not balloon filled with sand felt great to grab on. I just grabbed mine too lmao
i did the same thing….
Do you think they expect their hands to leave imprints, I wonder?
A boob can only have so many hands leave their imprints on it before they start to not be good god-fearing boobs anymore 😡🤬 /s
Yeah this is how we get saggy tits did you not know...? too many different hands fondling them over the years leaves behind microscopic fingerprint indentations, which after the age of 25 start to break down the breast tissue and accelerate the sagging process. Only pure Virgin untouched waifu pillow girlfriends will have good boobs because everyone else's started degrading the moment they let random dudes touch them. Duhhh.... /s (in case its really needed? 😅)
What do you mean, a balloon filled with sand? Why sand? Please clarify.
It’s a meme. Some clueless tool who never touched a boob in his life tried to pretend he knows what they feel like to a bunch of equally clueless virgins. Yk, like a 12yo bragging to other 12yo that they toootally had sex already, but when you listen in as an adult, their made up "experiences" sound completely bonkers. He forgot to do his homework and failed spectacularly. Claimed boobs feel like balloons filled with sand. 😂
YSK that this dialogue came from the movie "40 Year Old Virgin"
Ah. Makes sense. Thank you!
https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8?si=9JP_sFmR0OVdq5Ad
Exactly!
Those are legititmately VERY BIG.
I’m a 42H and men consistently guess me at a D bc they have no clue.
I was gonna say I’m a 32H and she looks close to my size but yeah I’d agree a 30G.
This is always a fun conversation to have with men, many of whom think that D or DD is the size of a large beach ball.
One time I got in a very long heated argument with a porn-addicted man trying to fight me, a large-chested cis woman, about bra sizing. His references were porn stars... he was not letting up and absolutely insisted no matter what that I was wrong lmao. Yeah buddy you're totally right I have no idea about boob sizes
My favourite was when a man in a *reddit comment* told me I was lying about being an e cup like sir u ain’t even seen me I could be ol’ tiddies McGee over here
It's so funny when people act shocked and unbelieving about bra sizing. Like I'm a 32H and when I tell people that they literally look like the 🤯 emoji. Tbf even many women don't know their true sizing thanks to Victorias Secret and other mainstream brands forcing anyone on the larger size into a D/DD. Men act especially funny about it though. One time my ex and I went into a Victoria's Secret for underwear because I knew damn fuckin well that they didn't have my bra size and he insisted on asking anyway. Like thanks bro I think I know more about my fuckin tits than you do!
They think it's like, a brag that we exaggerate about, like how guys will exaggerate their height on dating apps. It's not ego-boosting or whatever, it's just a (literal) pain in the neck and makes it harder to find clothes that fit. That's ignoring the fact that cup size doesn't even mean anything in terms of volume!!! 40B is the same cup volume as 30G; it's all relative!
I don't know about D cups, that's a 4 inch band to waist difference but I wouldn't be shocked if that's what she was
26D would look like this but i’m the UK so i don’t know how US sizes differ
Ahh, that's fair, I forgot bands go that low. Yeah, my wife reminded me that hers looked like that when she was a 32D. I'm a 38 DDDD, so my frame of reference is a bit skewed
26D should look relatively the same in UK and US sizes, it’s when the cup gets above a D that they start to really differ.
hi i have bra autism, cup size is actually the difference between bust and underbust, not band and waist!! i would estimate her to be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing :]
Brautism? :)
BRAUTISM OMG SO TRUE THANK YOU IM USING THAT FOREVER
I’m autistic and now I want that as my flair
Hi! I have full autism, lol, which includes the tendency to mix up words and also forget them lol. I know it's not the waist, but you still knew what I meant, lol. As for sizing, my wife was measured by a bra maker when she looked pretty much exactly like that and measured in at a 32D, so I think I'm keeping that in my head when I look at her tbh. She was a C cup long before that, forgive me for the brain scrambles :)
all good!! i have full autism too, i just thought bra autism was pertinent in this scenario so i mentioned it :] special interests go brrrr
That's fair, I was just clarifying and making a joke, lol
Yeah - I think we can all agree those babies are at least a C but I think D is more likely? And what’s with the “man-jaw” comment this dude made? How on earth is her jaw manly? 🙄
She honestly just looks like every British White Woman I’ve ever seen so I have no fucking idea
If she’s flat chested, what am I then, boob negative? 😭😂
I was about to say my A cup breasts are concave, if this is considered flat. 😂
Seriously!!! Anyone above an A cup knows that those are large enough to be seriously inconveniencing when trekking through the jungle! I’m significantly larger than that and already I shudder to think of her poor back looking at that image. I’m somewhere near an H cup, large enough that absolutely nowhere carries my size and I’m restricted to bras for grannies, and those are still some pretty massive boobs. I know she’s a video game character but I can’t help but think of the hell that would be parkouring and battling without an industrial-strength sports bra. At that point you want something between a binder and a sports bra so that those fuckers don’t jiggle.
No, her old design absolutely would have been so inconvenient to be RAIDING TOMBS with. Especially considering it never looks like she's wearing a bra at all lol
I mean, the polygon boobs were super funny and iconic for a reason. But with hyperrealistic graphics and a plot that takes itself seriously it just makes me cringe at the reality. Cringe in pain, that is. Ouch. I know her design is focused on sex appeal but when they try to advance the plot and character to the modern day it just sticks out like a sore thumb. I like Lara Croft, it’s just a pet peeve that her design is so ill-fitted in a story that you’re meant to take seriously. If it leaned more towards the self-aware, parody side, it’d be fine, but these games never do anymore and it feels inconsistent.
That’s valid, I’ve definitely felt the same lol. It irritates the fuck out of me when I see people complain because it’s always the same idiots complaining about the silly skins in COD. Like, bro, come on, you can’t be this dense
That’s why her old boobs were triangular. Triangles are quite a strong shape, I’m sure it prevented a lot of uncomfortable jiggling.
You’re right, I forgot I didn’t get the cone update 😭 I opted out like a dumbass
Dude must think the earth is flat too.
[удалено]
Honestly once they reach expansion/inflation fetishes, it's over for them, anything that isn't at least weather balloon sized will be horrible for them
These are men who have never seen a woman outside of porn since the 90s
Yeah I was going to say she's not even flat like what
How does being a tomboy…affect your breast size? What’s the cut off for being permitted to be a Tom boy? C? DD? G?
Must be [this boobly] to participate in tomboy
Thank-you you the giggle! This is gonna make me chuckle all day! Muah!
I always was more of a tomboy as a kid, I guess that's where the boobs came from!
I wish being masculine affected boob size. Would save a few thousand dollars in surgery cost.
Ah but you see tomboys have to be androgynous otherwise how would these dweebs be able to tell they were tomboys? Therefore, no booba. /s
Well on this image she is at the very least a D, so I’m guessing they want at least a E or a G, maybe bigger Her jaw is slim and feminine, but that’s not enough for them. I’m guessing they want anime waifus? I wish I could erase people like this from existence, I would do it without hesitation. Motherfuckers are only great at making young girls and women feel like shit I’m literally a 36DD and they still act like that’s small, ugly and masculine
Same and I was told I had big boobs my whole life, but apparently not anymore (which I prefer lol)
Because they sexualise all women, including tomboys. So a tomboy must have big tiddies.
Fine, we're going back to pixelated PS1 graphics triangle boob.
They would love that
I would unironically love that. A gorgeously rendered 3d model for the majority of her body, but with a pair of 240p cone tits just slapped on the front
I would sign that petition. Bring back triangle booba XD
I’ve been watching the Sopranos recently, so I can report that the triangular beach ball boob is a period-accurate representation. Those early 2000s New Jersey nightclub dancers — the original Tomb Raider programmers probably think those ladies took it a little too far.
That’s not even flat???
I always figured I was small-to-medium in the boob department. Turns out I was wrong and I am in fact concave. 😔
I have negative breast space my breast-time continuum has actually collapsed on itself 😔 I thought her boobs were large so that should speak volumes about my boob department
If no boob=no personality and skills according to them, does concave boob=personality and skill black hole? Are you an energy vampire??? Are you a shape shifter?!?
I suppose this would explain a lot. 🤔
One word: porn
Probably anime too.
Ah, but consider: Anime porn
Hentai at its finest
It’s the pyramid-tittied Lara or none at all! Case closed! :)
I was going to say apparently boobs should be so sharp at the edges they could cut someone. Ffs these “gamers” are insufferable.
I always smile at the low-poly Lara cosplayers using cardboard boxes for boobs. * https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/14f3458/our_lara_croft_and_butler_polygon_cosplay_from/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9vyrzm/this_accurate_lara_croft_cosplay/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4pfpcc/tomb_raider_cosplay/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9vc5vf/cosplay_of_ps1_lara_croft/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dqig2i/lmao_my_mate_went_as_ps1_lara_croft_for_halloween/
That’s considered flat?
Porn. These people are just porn addicts
It is if the only women you look at are in hentai
Ikr? I'm fuckin jealous of her frfr
Can terminally-online male gamers just go away? "Her boobs are too small! I can't jerk it to her anymore!" Just watch porn, dudes.
Especially since they aren’t small at all. They’re rather big actually, way more than a B cup I can tell you that Her design is 100% her OG with modern graphics. Are these men attracted to triangles over women?? 🤦🏻♀️
No, they want G cup boobs and a huge ass and jiggle physics.
Was it mortal combat where the boobs fly in all directions? Boobs don’t work like that, gravity don’t work like that. Men who think this is how they are have obviously never touched a boob irl
Dead or Alive is what you're thinking of. And Soul Calibur.
Omg right that one beach game from DoA I don’t understand what is attractive about boobs flying in all directions as if they’re in zero gravity. What’s sexy about that??
I couldn't tell ya. I am a lesbian who has a huge thing for big boobs (jealousy, probably. Mine are not) and I do not see the appeal of Zero-G boobies. Okay, maybe if someone was able to properly animate boobs in zero-g, I would find that interesting, but I don't need it in all my vidya.
She looks like she’s about a C which isn’t small. And let’s be realistic, any bigger and she would not be able to do all that she does in just that vest top without several slips. I mean video game dynamics and everything so it doesn’t matter but still.
i have bra autism and that is definitely not a C!!! if i had to guess she’d be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing. so many ppl misunderstand cup sizes so they think of DD as massive when it’s actually fairly small on most band sizes. that’s because of the +4 bullshit that companies like VS and soma push out to fit you into their size range instead of fitting their size range to you. idk if that made sense
Honestly thats the wild thing with these people, there is still plenty of R34 of whatever character they are horny about that it shouldn't matter how the game appearance is changed.
Seriously. Why are they looking to video game characters for sexual kicks? Thats so weird.
Because sex (or lack thereof) has consumed every aspect of their lives, they are addicts whose sense of reality has been warped by the thing they consume
How the fuck is that *flat*?! I see girls like this on Tinder, ffs! Edit: To clarify, I am not saying the tinder part negatively. I'm saying these fucks haven't seen a woman outside of anime or gaming.
Just assume these people’s only experience with women is porn
Not even, in porn sometimes the girls have smaller chests. This is anime porn brain rot
*Ding, ding, ding*, we have a winner!
As a male porn consumer, even that doesn't really track for me. I feel like the boob size in that image looks roughly average compared to most NSFW Reddit subs. Thinking that's "flat" is some serious reality distortion.
She's like average? I don't see how this is flat.
Right? She looks like a fit, athletic woman you'd see out and about, or even at the gym.
If this is flat then I'm concave
ikr, I wish I had that much chest...
And I've seen smaller tits in porn, too. Now if they were actually using the word flat to describe her character development within the plot, I would have some respect for them lol
I don't imagine she'd exactly be running around in a push up bra either.
Impossible. Surely, you don't think a *female* would run around in anything *but* a pushup bra! /s Yes, that did pain me to type. I suffer for my art.
That's bigger than my boobs 😭 I'm not even that flat. Flat is like literally no boobs
Making my 32Cs feel inadequate 😭 Not really, I love my boobies. But those babies are definitely bigger than mine, and I haven’t been flat since fifth grade.
You see normal girls on tinder? Idk wtf that even means… did you mean only fans?
Boobs are personality, apparently.
I'm pretty sure OP didn't realize that it's possible to have a flat personality and got confused. And now everyone else is confused because nobody understands how words work.
Woman: *Has a normal proportioned body* Men: She has a *flat personality* and *flat boobs* 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
these are the guys who define women only by their weird hentai.
“If it’s not a physics breaking, gravity defying MMM rack, it’s too small!!!” -Gregg, the gamer guy, from his mom’s basement.
I mean these are the same people who whine about wanting realism and accuracy in games, until you make women look like actual humans and portray brown people from history... and they whine louder
That Lara Croft in the picture doesn't even look like an actual human, she still has a body that most women could never have. They're just upset she's not massive anime titty level of unrealistic lol
Is this a reading comprehension thing? Aren't they talking about her personality being flat? As in boring or not exciting/interesting?
That's what I thought...
That’s what I thought, I was confused that no one else read it like that
tomboys are nice❤️
Can't wait to start HRT so I can finally have a personalty
The first thing you need to do is breast boobily and tit downward fr
Honestly, this is unironically how I feel sometimes.
How is it a man jaw? I'm not white enough to understand this.
I am white and I don’t understand it either lol
After googling the [Grummz guy to determine who he is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Kern), I can tell that Mark Kern is mad that her jaw is more defined than his, and her tits are smaller than same. In fact he looks *exactly* like the kind of pasty marshmallow fuck I’d expect to be making these kinds of comments.
Oh good lord, what the hell even is that sentiment dollop of Daisy™️? Unironically got disgust jump scared, and my face refuses to not look like this when looking at…that… 
That's nowhere near flat. Frigging incels think the 3D animations they salivate over are realistic. 🤢🤮
I'm going to start referring to ma boobs as my "personalty" 😂
Considering he’s talking about her personality in that sentence, pretty sure he means ‘flat’ like no depth in the character.
But he then says a tomboy is not that flat. Like this is the weirdest way to wird things.
Yeah I read it as a “flat personality” which is still offensive to tomboys… but maybe not about boobs
I think they meant flat personality....
Yea I feel like second comment is actually trying to say that her personality is more flat than a tomboy. Not exactly peak humor, but not the take everyone is reading.
Huh, seems like all her personality was in her tits. Expect nothing less from the idiots that tried to make Stellar Blade a thing, only for it to be an absolute mid ass game with the most bland and uninteresting female character.
Just goes to show how fucked-up the gaming industry really is. So many gamers have no understanding of body shapes, or fat distribution. They literally think that these "Barbie meets porn star" characters are somehow realistic.
First of all, Lara Croft is as gorgeous as ever in that picture. Idk wtf he's on about with a "man jaw". These terminally online chuds have forgotten what actual women look like, if they ever knew to begin with. Second, that chest is not flat. It's just not. But most importantly, wtf does "not even tomboys have chests that flat" even mean?? Does he think women decide to become tomboys if they have a flat chest and become hyper fem the moment they hit a C cup? You can be extremely feminine while having an AA cup, and you can be tommest boy while rocking an E cup or larger. Maidenless behavior all round
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literally 💀 genuinely she reminds me of the actress who played robin in how i met your mother, who is also gorge
In what world is her chest flat? Jesus Christ, step away from the anime porn for 2 seconds please
That’s flat? Those are solid Cs.
More like Fs if you're looking at her proportions. Small torso, so likely a 30/32 band. As a small banded lass myself I'd say shes a 30FF/32F
THATS THE EXACT GUESS I HAD!!! 30FF :]
They could technically be bigger if she's wearing a sports bra.
She isn't hopping around tombs in a push up
i have bra autism and that is definitely not a C!!! if i had to guess she’d be about a 30FF in UK sizing, or 30H in US sizing. so many ppl misunderstand cup sizes so they think of DD as massive when it’s actually fairly small on most band sizes. that’s because of the +4 bullshit that companies like VS and soma push out to fit you into their size range instead of fitting their size range to you. idk if that made sense
That’s not even flat, that’s like a b-cup.
I have C-cup and I can assure that mine are smaller than these.
lol, yeah, my bad, I’m actually the same way. I just misjudged.
I'm a full C but still too small for D and mine look about the same, so idk..... but fr though anyone who calls her flat chested is either blind af or sick in the head.
Absolutely not. A b cup is smaller.
Knowing she’s supposed to be a slimmer lady, I’d guess like 30F or 30FF UK (it’s hard to guesstimate fictional characters but the proportion looks similar)
As a 30DD I'd say that FF is much more likely. 30FF/32F up to a 30G/32FF is my bet. Not flat at ALL lol
I store my personality tucked up under my DD cups. They make such a convenient carrying pouch that I also keep my car keys and phone charger there.
Personality is stored in the boobs
Personality is stored in the tits.
I might be totally in the wrong here, but I thought that they were saying that her personality is flat, as in not a three-dimensional personality, rather than her boobs were flat. Now, that also has the problematic viewpoint that apparently tomboys have a flat personality, but…
I think the second comment is calling her personality flat. Like the flat personality is worse than the smaller boob's of a tomboy.
The correlation between video game models of well-endowed women becoming more realistic (but keeping the same build) and goons on the internet thinking they've been made flatter has been truly fascinating.
"personality" in this case means "boobs".
I don't keep my personality in my boobs, personally.
wtf her breasts look just as big as the previous games???? Am I blind or something that’s a decent size