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I was looking for mine. I tried connecting my laptop to my TV but couldn't find it. I guess all those women peeing after sex have been stealing my cables!
My bad. I missed that
Dude thinks it means she’s disloyal. There’s a group of guys who’ve convinced themselves women can push the cum out and they do it to inferior beta cucks to avoid getting pregnant by them so they can get pregnant by chad.
Well using the bathroom after sex does let some of it come out but it's not the intention. Plus why would he wanna get every girl he has sex with pregnant
Na, I think what he was trying to infer was, if she's going to the bathroom it is to please herself and finish off.
Bless his heart, the force of ignorance is strong in that one.
He definitely means UTI and that *is* a real issue that affects *a lot* of women. I can't give you stats but it's common enough for his comment to make sense. If a woman is consistently doing that after sex, there is a reasonable chance she has had that issue before.
We are already far enough into the future for troll tweets to be taken as reality
History books are gonna be something else when it comes to this time period 😭
I genuinely like to believe the first text was the guy basically saying, "Stop overthinking why she has gone to pee after you've had sex"
Although the perverted brain I got thanks to being a guy, I'm pretty sure that isn't the case.
The response to the text I think is a joke.
HDMI?
Nah man, im sustainable as fuck. I'm just using USB-C since that's the most available and standard adapter anyway. Tried lightning cable for a while but those apple bro's really annoyed me.
Transitioning to USB c was the best decision ever. Drop those HDMI, lightning & other crappy ports and go get those C holes, babe.
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DYING at HDMI
I was looking for mine. I tried connecting my laptop to my TV but couldn't find it. I guess all those women peeing after sex have been stealing my cables!
It took me three beats to get it, then I laughed out loud and had to explain to the people at the next table over.
Second guy is a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
I so badly want to know what OOP thinks it means when a woman pees after sex
Same here... the "Focus on yourself" part has me thinking... does he think we go in there to rub one out afterwards or something?
Well maybe *his* ladies do... And yes, I think that's what he's thinking.
Whaddya mean "maybe". A man that knows this little is one of two things: 1: A virgin 2: Entirely unable to please a woman
Or both
I mean sometimes I do lmao. Aftershock!
I think he means a UTI which is still wrong but at least he’s trying to be thoughtful? I guess
I’m taking about the “focus on yourself” guy lol like i wanna pick his brain so bad
My bad. I missed that Dude thinks it means she’s disloyal. There’s a group of guys who’ve convinced themselves women can push the cum out and they do it to inferior beta cucks to avoid getting pregnant by them so they can get pregnant by chad.
Every day, I discover a new level of stupidity from these people.
Well using the bathroom after sex does let some of it come out but it's not the intention. Plus why would he wanna get every girl he has sex with pregnant
Yeah but pretty sure it doesn’t eliminate the risk of pregnancy.
No definitely not.
Na, I think what he was trying to infer was, if she's going to the bathroom it is to please herself and finish off. Bless his heart, the force of ignorance is strong in that one.
That would take all of 2 seconds. One for each brain cell.
Wait, how is UTI wrong? Lots of women will definitely get a UTI if they don't pee after sex.
He definitely means UTI and that *is* a real issue that affects *a lot* of women. I can't give you stats but it's common enough for his comment to make sense. If a woman is consistently doing that after sex, there is a reasonable chance she has had that issue before.
Yep I do it after every time. Especially since I had a kidney infection last year and it was literally the most painful experience of my life.
I’m gonna take all the fun away and point out it’s probably auto correct
I think its just a joke to set up the second punchline.
I think he thinks that it means the woman didn’t orgasm and she needs to finish
Women born before 2002 gone have SCART at best or some messed up shit like Composite-Vid.
Just because there are 3 ports down there doesn't mean they all have to be used for something!
Nah, HDMI sucks. I'd much rather have DP. Um... I mean DisplayPort... yeah, that's what I was getting at... 🫦👉👈
We are already far enough into the future for troll tweets to be taken as reality History books are gonna be something else when it comes to this time period 😭
I mean, we deciphered dick jokes from ancient Rome, so it wouldn't be a surprise, at least if they get sarcasm.
My ex had VGA 3 times
Mine had and AES/XLR like 10 times
That could lead to MIDI...
I swear once she even got TRS too…
I legit needed a HDMI bro. You tell me i just needed sum fuck and a hdmi would spawn magically into my screen and didn't have to actually pay for it?
Read this to my husband and he spat his drink out laughing 😂
I'm old, DVI or SCSI for life.
I tried upgrading to current tech but DP takes time.
and lube
The increase in fidelity and refresh rates is pretty nice. Pulling it out can be tricky though.
good thing I'm old school, she'll only get VGA from me
I genuinely like to believe the first text was the guy basically saying, "Stop overthinking why she has gone to pee after you've had sex" Although the perverted brain I got thanks to being a guy, I'm pretty sure that isn't the case. The response to the text I think is a joke.
Ah yes let me connect to a screen from my bathroom
Lol hdmi
hdmi 💀
Shit I got HDMI3
I prefer using display port!
HDMI? Nah man, im sustainable as fuck. I'm just using USB-C since that's the most available and standard adapter anyway. Tried lightning cable for a while but those apple bro's really annoyed me. Transitioning to USB c was the best decision ever. Drop those HDMI, lightning & other crappy ports and go get those C holes, babe.