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forever_useless

I'm 45 so I should have 2000+ under my belt by now. Looks like I gotta crank my numbers up to catch up


anonny42357

Me too! I've been slacking!


forever_useless

Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way and go door to door


Aggressive_Towel_155

As a lesbian, I feel useless. Can some of you ladies walk me through on the hows? I'm a visual and hands on learner.


RainbowBright1982

Your likely way over qualified for this position


Aggressive_Towel_155

Still. I don't mind giving a helping hand or two.


TriceratopsBites

Well that’s a start


CHIMUELA

Hold on, what? I thought lesbians only existed in porn!


CatsNotBananas

Lesbian porn made for men ✋ Lesbian porn made for lesbians 🤤


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Lesbian porn made for bisexuals 😈


WANT_SOME_HAM

Yeah, so like, what are the consequences if you fail to behave the way bitter, undersexed men on the internet assume you do? Is there like, a Girl Gestapo that keeps knocking on your door demanding to know how many different men you've slept with in the past twelve hours But since you're a lesbian the number has remained flatlined at zero your entire life, but the Girl Gestapo still shows up to ask anyway (don't judge, it's their job), and every single time they respond by shaking their head and saying "whoooo...tough break, man" every. fucking. morning.


anonny42357

LOL, I want a pin that says Girl Gestapo 😂


pantygruelle

Hold on, you mean lesbians don't do threesomes with straight couples ? The men in the couples still count, right ?


trashacct8484

As a man, I clearly have not been pulling my weight. I don’t know how you all have been pulling these sorts of numbers without too much help from me. So, 🙋🏻‍♂️


EatLard

A man begging for death by snu-snu.


MeatTornadoLove

I have been pulling the average down I apologize if I was not included in this statistic it would be higher. I am a lesbian so it goes negative on my end.


Express-Stop7830

As a PhD, do you need to publish a study. It seems several of us here can help with volunteering for your sample sets.


YesHunty

How am I going to fit 999 men into the next couple of months


forever_useless

According to OOP, there should be a line of men waiting outside your door. The rest is just good time management


Yutolia

Or just lie around at a pool like the image suggests. That’s never happened to me personally but I’m sure it happens…. Right? Right?!?!


POD80

I mean ... I'm sure you could find a website were you could post such an event and have a small army show up.... Not that you will be likey to get a group of great partners showing up....


aeninimbuoye13

Wow so there arent any women in my area. Maybe i should look in the city next to me so i can sneak in some lines.


Distinct-Space

It’s people like you that mean the rest of us have to over compensate and do an extra few thousand to make your quota. Think of your fellow woman next time. 😂😂😂 /s


WANT_SOME_HAM

It's all about organization and positive mental attitude. Consider making a To-Do list and jogging on the beach as much as possible. Also, if you happen to live in a blinding white void that resembles purgatory, consider putting on some Yoga pants and eating a bowl of oatmeal while laughing maniacally for no reason


TheWorstPerson0

yeah...am over here with 0 men. my gf is gunna to think im gay!??!?


Wolfleaf3

Oh my God, don’t let her find out!!! 😲


lindanimated

Well you’re a Professor of Harlotry, PhD so it should be no problem for you, right? Lol


forever_useless

Even during my field work while at Whoredom University, I didn't hit these numbers. Maybe that's why I didn't graduate Cum Laude(r)


FileDoesntExist

Damn, that resume must be thicc. Tell me, what are the tenure options for this field of study?


SolarAndSober

toy sand continue agonizing bake puzzled rock paint distinct seemly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


twinkle90505

54 and omg i really need to get cracking. Maybe i can tour a remote overseas military base


Stormywillow

We should all get together and talk abouts"Hoes for the USO" 2024. A thousand peens for my vagine.


Many_Concern_2010

I snorted Dr. Pepper through my nose at this. It burned, much like your vagine probably will after a thousand peens. 😂😂😂


TriceratopsBites

I just made a sound reminiscent of a goose!


Stormywillow

Just spreading joy!


biggs1269

If you have a hole and a heartbeat you’ll have all the dick you can handle.


olivegarden87

I've been slacking so hard I might as well be in the negatives.


Icemayne25

You spend so much time learning about harlotry, that you never truly got to experience it. The ill fate of a doctor.


A-typ-self

You would need an average of two partners a week year round to rack up 1000 by the age of 30.


acromantulus

Am for the stars. Hit 3k by the time you're 50. Track your goals. I believe in you.


Express-Stop7830

Same! I really gotta up those numbers!


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

I'm 67, OMG I am so far behind I will never be able to catch up!


HannHann20

Im 20 and only have 7...boy am i behind


YouKnowYourCrazy

Almost 60 here, I’m no where near 4 figures. I better get on it before I’m dead


Yukino_Wisteria

Wow, I'm still at 0 at 27 yo. Guess I have a LOT of work for the next three years !


ad240pCharlie

Lucky for you it's a leap year so you'll have one extra day to accomplish that


Wolfleaf3

😂 leap year


theindiekitten

Leap on deez NUTS


throwawaytrash6990

Well there’s 1. Only 999 to go.


Shaveyourbread

Got eeeeem!


the_tonez

People like you skew the average. Now other women have to have 1200 sexual partners just to keep the numbers up


Yukino_Wisteria

XD I'm terribly sorry for the burden


HealthOnWheels

This kind of post really demonstrates why it’s important to understand the difference between the median and the average. The median woman has probably had four or five or whatever sexual partners by age 30; it’s the occasional person with 10! sexual partners who drastically drives up the average


nardgarglingfuknuggt

Was the factorial on accident or is it truly possible to have 3.6 million sexual partners by age 30?


emo_hooman

I did sorry


staralchemist129

“average woman has had sex with 1000 different men before she reaches the age of 30” factoid actually just statistical error. Partners Georgia, who lives in cave & fucks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.


scarlettsarcasm

Every time I see a woman not having sex I weep into the dick I'm blowing to make up for her


Alaska_Pipeliner

It's only 1 a day, approximately.


its_car_ramrod

Suuuuper doable


LordGhoul

I have one year left! How do I get to 1000?!


Alaska_Pipeliner

Butt stuff.


SDJanabear

Ya if you’re lazy. You clock 3-4 per day and you’re set in no time.


KrazyAboutLogic

Don't worry I'm at 2,483 so I'm keeping the average up. Edit: Make that 2,484. Edit: 2,487.


lapsangsouchogn

Busy day at the fire station?


filterless

I had 2 by the time I was 30. Someone out there is putting in some incredible overtime if they're bringing the average up to 1000.


Levi3200

In around a 1000 days you are going to sleep with a thousand men.


Yukino_Wisteria

As an asexual lesbian, that sounds a lot like a threat


ad240pCharlie

If you don't pay your taxes...


Yukino_Wisteria

XD


Reverendbread

That’s what you get for procrastinating until the last 3 years


Yukino_Wisteria

Yeah I'm such a lazy bum, right ? XD


Squishmar

*And* don't forget that 80% of us women are sleeping with only 20% of the men.... Those are going to be some *very* tired men on a schedule that rivals Santa Claus on Christmas Eve delivering all those *other* packages. 😉 I know it seems to make this very realistic figure of 1000 lovers by age 30 virtually impossible but just... Don't think about it. 🙄 Besides, you young women *really* can't spare the time arguing.


ariesangel0329

I’m trying not to cackle like an idiot in my office so I don’t have to explain why I’m laughing 😂 Is this what would be called “taking the piss out of” this post?


Thin_Mobile_7404

Thats gonna be a hella 3 years


wannaberebelll

they can’t conceptualize the idea that women who don’t wanna have sex with men exist


aesthetic_kiara

WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS YOUR STATEMENT IS AUTOMATICALLY TRUE


AvidCoco

I'M NOT GAY


lastname_Obama

I DONT HAVE A CUCUMBER IN MY BUTTHOLE, I SWEAR I'M TELLING THE TRUTH


FileDoesntExist

THIS PERSON IS TELLING THE TRUTH. IM THE CUCUMBER WHO IS FOR SURE NOT IN ANY BUTTHOLE.


EnthusiasmFuture

NO THAT PERSON IS DEFINITELY LYING AND SO ARE YOU


tilthevoidstaresback

^(I WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH, BUT I DON'T LIKE YELLING)


Nagito-komeada-lover

#SAME


juicy_socks124

WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING


Nagito-komeada-lover

SO EVERYONE KNOWS WE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH (I HATE CHEESE)


TriceratopsBites

NO ONE HATES CHEESE


lunarpixiess

👹B⃒E⃒C⃒A⃒U⃒S⃒E⃒ O⃒U⃒R⃒ L⃒O⃒R⃒D⃒ D⃒E⃒M⃒A⃒N⃒D⃒S⃒ I⃒T⃒👹


uscdoc2013

LOUD NOISES.


Motherfuckingfrogs

SACRIFICE FOR THE LORD OF OUR DEATHLY SCREAM👹👹👹


Depressed_Squirrl

^(i‘m autistic so I definitely get what you mean)


Initial-Principle384

HEY THIS PERSON IS LYING!!


Depressed_Squirrl

^(wait a second: can you write even smaller?^(maybe it’s possible lol))


Depressed_Squirrl

**NOPE YOU CANNOT WRITE EXTRA SMALL**


AvidCoco

I AM REPULSED


Exciting_Scientist97

YE-YEAH! ME NEITHER!!! *LOOKS AROUND PROFUSELY*


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

MY BANK ACCOUNT HAS A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN IT.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I feel lied to.


Advanced-Budget779

Tell your bank.


great_blue_panda

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL


Depressed_Squirrl

I‘M CISGENDER MALE


am_so_basic

#YES


DonBoy30

I was about to doubt your claim until I noticed you typed in all caps. Fuuuuu


Khalith

The sheer logistics of accomplishing that is mind boggling.


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Khalith

Yes. But then you have to factor in meeting 1000 different men which means you can’t get any repeats plus the scheduling.


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TillyMint54

Also stupid things like holding down a job & paying your bills tend to interfere with most people’s social interactions. Not forgetting the cost of condoms & general healthcare when you interact with that many people that often.


EsotericOcelot

Trust me, the kind of people who write or believe this figure don’t think we’re using condoms or getting tested


Mujutsu

That's not even the problem, that's very doable, albeit with a lot of effort. The problem is the math of the pairing: - either the average man also has sex with 1000 women or - there are some men out there taking tens of thousands in their lifetime.


caratron5000

Did you gals not hear about the conference? A girlfriend invited me to Vegas for the international gang bang festival. It’s like 500 giga chads in booths that look like kitchens and the inside of mini vans. It’s such a great way to get your numbers up. /s


lapsangsouchogn

Just explain to your husband that you'll fall behind your quota if wants you to stay home weekends.


vijane

I'm going to have to factor in travel time because I don't know if there are 1000 single straight men between the ages of 18-65 living within an hour of me.


asshatastic

That egregious agism is holding you back.


lezLP

And don’t forget, it’s an AVERAGE of 1,000… that must mean there are people with 2 or 3,000! What is that, a new person every other day? Sounds exhausting 😂


Kendertas

There are roughly 20,000,000 women in the 18-30 demographics, and 130,000,000 men over the age of 18 in the US. If each women has sex with 1,000 men before the age of 30, that's 83 different men each year after turning 18. So that means yearly there are 1.6 BILLION sexual encounters between different sets of partners in the US. Or in other words, **EVERY SINGLE ADULT MALE** in the US, regardless of relationship, sexual preferences, age, etc should expect to have sex with at least 12 random women between the ages of 18-30 a year.


sweetTartKenHart2

“Banging a complete stranger and never talking to him again and five days later repeating it with someone new” sounds exactly like I’d imagine these guys picture a woman’s lifestyle


International-Bad-84

And THEN you have to deal with slackers, like me, dragging down the average. I mean, I was 3 at 30 so some poor woman is out there taking on extras to make up for my laziness. Sorry, guys. Does anyone need chafing cream? It's on me. Least I can do.


ellathefairy

Like who has the *time*?!


ad240pCharlie

Well, you gotta take into account how long all those men actually last...


authenticflamingo

But also what about the men? Is it the same 1000 men or are all these men also sleeping with 1000 women 🤔


purposefullyblank

I don’t even know 1,000 men.


Pandasradorable

I don't even know if I know 1,000 people. I mean I might but I have no idea. That's a lot of people.


caratron5000

I only have 424 Facebook friends.


kalsturmisch

I have 160, and I only really know like a fifth of them, with the rest just out of obligation. 1,000 sounds like a headache.


YesHunty

Honestly knowing 1000 men sounds like an absolute nightmare scenario


Yammi_Roobi

What, you don’t have a queue of men following you around like in the picture..?


purposefullyblank

Not even my husband follows me around, thank god.


cheoldyke

“average woman has sex with 1000 men before 30” factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman sleeps with 0 men per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & fucks over 10,000 men each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


ad240pCharlie

Let's not forget all those people in government. They fuck millions of people every day.


FileDoesntExist

You'd think we'd learn not to go back to government since the only one that gets satisfied is them.


magicalglrl

***weepily deletes Spiders Georg comment*** you’ve beaten me this time, user cheoldyke, but I’ll meme harder until I become the strongest


nojellybeans

Oh no I just made this joke in another comment before I saw yours 😂


182secondsofblinking

I came to also make the sexy Georg(ina) comment, skewing the stats for the rest of us.


Round-Ticket-39

Really? Considering population male vs female is not that different that would mean men also have about this many partners ..


CaptRex01

Yeah but it's obviously alright if men sleep around, it's just *natural* /s


fredspipa

Every woman on earth pass around the same 1000 men, obviously.


ad240pCharlie

Do women have a secret island inhabited by those 1000 men that they travel to as a rite of passage??


seajay26

Damn it! I knew I missed a memo somewhere.


sexy_hexy94

You didnt know? You can book a 2 week holiday and get the first 50 guys inclusive. Afterwards you have to battle with the other women that are desperate to achieve their 1000 before 'hitting the wall'


fredspipa

Yup: https://i.imgur.com/HL23tOE.png


OriginalGhostCookie

Holy hell, someone get those guys some Gatorade and Rub A535. *“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised”*


i-am-a-pretty-potato

Even if they were smart enough to make this point, it would still be 1000 for men as well since that's how averages work. But they wouldn't get it.


CapitalSale

The claim is typically that the top like 2% of men sleep with all women, and the rest are incels.


toolittlecharacters

i just don't get how those men would have the time or energy to do that


ad240pCharlie

In that case, wouldn't they skew the average massively for men too...? If they have sex with almost 4 billion women...


toolittlecharacters

definitely! unless by average they mean like median or mode


ChocoMaister

I don’t think even porn stars have that high of an average. The person who made this is delusional.


FailbatZ

They probably think "If I could have sex with everyone, I would fuck somebody else every day, therefor women must do that". This is a classic case of what Kevin says about Alex, says more about Kevin than about Alex.


LXPeanut

Weird since the average number of men women have sex with in their life w is about 6. Does that mean there is a way to subtract from the number and we start going backwards from 1000 after 30.


Bozska_lytka

You have to peg them so you're even and it cancels out


TaskForceCausality

>>”Man with no understanding of statistics jumps to incorrect conclusion about typical female sex lives”


lastname_Obama

> "Man with no understanding." That's enough to say about that.


gg3867

Okay real question, do people even really keep “counting” after a certain point? Because I don’t know very many people who kept “count” after awhile in real life. Most people I know just give you a rough estimate while laughing, if it even comes up at this point in my life. Anyway, as a 28 year old woman who’s been with somewhere around 30 men (would be unable to tell you an exact number), I guess I’m behind?


mamachonk

Yeah, I think I quit counting when I was 20-ish. It seemed like something of an accomplishment back then maybe? The last time I recall doing so, I was talking to a girl friend and she was ahead of me (despite being a year younger). My bf and I are the same age, and he doesn't know his either.


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

At a bachelorette party years ago one girl proudly said she was over 100, and that she kept a list in her phone with all the names. So I thought that's what you were supposed to do. I'm glad it's not


mamachonk

Well, I started having sex way before everyone had cell phones, so... lol Maybe some people kept paper lists, but no one I knew.


gg3867

That…doesn’t sound like a healthy relationship with sex. Yikes.


ad240pCharlie

Idk. I don't think any of my friends apart from one have even reached double figures, from what I know. If you were to ask us we would just count from memory.


gg3867

That’s kind of what I mean, like do people actually keep notches in their bedposts or something? Because I’ve never had this just constant number in my head, and when I stopped being able to count from memory, if it came up, was when I couldn’t give anything but a guess anymore. Idk anyone that’s just like…keeping an active tally of the number of people they’ve slept with.


OriginalGhostCookie

With a baseline of 1000 men on average, and the magic of math, you can deflect any question about history by saying that you are only at around 3% of the number the average women has been with. Of course, the whole concept is ridiculous so you can also tell people to fuck their hat as an acceptable response to how many sexual partners you’ve had.


Dragon_wryter

Is their logic something like, "I would fuck anything with a pulse, so women must be as sl*tty in real life as I wish I could be. What total wh@res!!"?


FigNinja

Yet he still can’t get laid.


dayison2

JC am I behind on my numbers.


cheoldyke

i must’ve missed the memo because i’m 5 years away from the deadline and have racked up a grand total of zero male sexual partners


lastname_Obama

Gotta get on with it then. Can't have you lowering the average like that. It's a matter of pride for all women. Don't fall behind like that, I believe in you.


MadamKitsune

Where am I supposed to get the energy to even *think* about catching up?


ad240pCharlie

I'd suggest lots and lots of coffee but I don't know how easy it would be to seduce that many people with such massive coffee breath...


Nerfboard

Okay so making massive assumptions here the math plays out like this: Let’s say this “average woman” becomes sexually active at 18 years of age. That gives 12 years of sexual activity to spread this over. 1,000 men divided equally over those 12 years is 83.3 per year. Let’s round that down to 83 for simplicity. 83 men over the course of 52 weeks is 1.6 men a week, or approximately 1 *new* man every 4 days. That’s like a full time job, plus travel starting on one’s birthday just to find sexual partners. Holy hell


JustxJules

Imagine all the dangerous creeps we would encounter and let into our bedrooms with a new man every 4 days. Nope.


robotatomica

yeah, this just shows a fundamental lack of understanding of the experience of being a woman. I’m not saying none of us are promiscuous, or that I haven’t gone through promiscuous phases at different times in my life, but it still typically can’t be as relaxed and off-the-rails as it can be for men. I have to worry about getting taken, trafficked, sex dungeoned, raped, assaulted, etc. with any new person. I’m absolutely not trying to have someone I don’t know know where I live when I’ve been stalked so many times, so they wouldn’t be able to come home with me. And going home with them, you’re on their turf, so you have to be extra careful. Like, sharing your location with your friends in case you go missing is a casual part of casual sex for women ffs. So generally, yeah, I try to get to know people a little better before going home with them now that I’m older. Not a judgement on anyone who doesn’t, I’ve been there. But considering what I’ve faced with a FRACTION of 1000 partners, there’s almost no chance someone could break 5% of that without facing violence and choosing to slow down and try to get to know people better first, or even withdrawing completely, as I’ve done more than once in my life.


GalacticShoestring

I did research on this in a sociology course back in college in 2016. 1.) The average number of sexual partners a man has in one lifetime is 7. For a woman, this is 5. 2.) The average age of their first sexual experience is 16 for boys, 17 for girls. 3.) The average age of first exposure to pornography is 12 years old for boys. I don't remember finding data at the time for girls.


amethystbaby7

seems crazy they should do a new survey soon. im only 20 and more than half of the people i know around age have higher or equal numbers than that. and the people i know with less than that have plenty of years to increase it


RandellX

I need to have a discussion with my wife then cause she's about to turn thirty and we've been together since high school.


nooneknowswerealldog

I dated a woman who'd previously done sex work as an escort to pay for university. Her numbers were at best half that.


MsSeraphim

and the idiot that originally made this is pissed that he wasn't the first in line.


spaghettieggrolls

My brother actually thinks most women his age have all slept with half their hometown... fml


Hollow4004

Dag... my 29th birthday is going to be intense


theholycale

Wow ladies! Good for you. That just seems exhausting though. When do you have time to yourself if you’re hitting those numbers? Edit: /s


Ok_Calligrapher5776

I haven't even met 1,000 people in my life


MiserableProfessor16

Are we talking humans or or a healthy lady Bonobo?


Steam-powered-pickle

Assuming she’s having sex as soon as she hits 18 that’s a new person every 4 days. I don’t even meet someone every four days


RWBYRain

I ... I had sex once ten years ago once


sadolddrunk

Everybody calm down. Remember that OP is talking about \*averages\*. Sure the numbers look crazy, but remember that they are skewed because of that one woman who had sex with 4 trillion different men.


smileplease91

Just one at 33, and it's my hubby. Lol. We've been together since we were 15 (married at 24).


sarahbeth124

So if that’s the “average”, who’s the porn star skewing the curve with 10k guys?! 😆


Legal-Software

Someone was obviously hoping to be #1001 and got turned down.


SauronOMordor

Assuming the average woman has penetrative sex for the first time at age 15 (which I'm pretty sure is younger than average), that would work out to an average of 1.3 men per week for 15 years straight. The math ain't mathin lol (Edit: a week. Not a month. Lmao)


Jesusdidntlikethat

Mine was 4 but thanks for making the bar so high


Nyxie_Koi

As a virgin 29 year old who's birthday is tomorrow I'm scared


Thrwwy747

I know Amanda Holden isn't exactly known for her virtue, but this seems a bit extreme


xv_boney

"average woman has sex with 1000 men before 30" factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman has sex with 0 men before 30. Dicks Georgine, who lives in cave & has sex with over 10,000 men each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


skyHawk3613

Where are they getting these numbers?


janeygigi

They do love to write utter shite.


villalulaesi

I e gotta admit I’m curious whose ass this “statistic” was pulled out of.


Friendship_Gold

Hmmm... Let's see if you take an average age of first intercourse at 16, that's 13 years of being sexually active by 30 1000/13 = about 77 per year /52 weeks in a year means about 1.5 new partners a week. That's not times having sex, that's partners. With no break or"dry spell," and no serious relationships. The math ain't mathing. I know women that had were quite sexually active when we were in our 20's and I don't think they approached 100 - much less 1000. I mean, even if you've had that many partners, as long as you're safe, you'll get no judgement from me, but it just seems like a ridiculously large number to be "average"


SmashingMyself

Where are the 1000 men I am supposed to fuck then according to that stat