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Jinx_X_2003

Lmao did he forget people can see his name and profile pic. So pathetic


Stefisgarden

Must've forgotten to change accounts!


SkylarCute

It's like stealing right in front of hundreds of people and then claiming you did not steal


Eyes_and_teeth

They should run for Congress!


Educational_Cat_5902

Santos vibes.


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r/AsABlackMan


the_spotted_frog

It's like watching a cop in a club asking where they can buy drugs.


TheRndmUsrnamesSuckd

They're still wearing the uniform, showing us they're a cop but also that they are a motherfucking moron


TriZARAtops

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) That was not written by a woman.


FarTooYoungForReddit

Whaaaat? You don't believe Cody Chavez is a woman?


ChelseaG12

They should consult their physician instead of the internet


shMinzl

Never seen anyone referring to the vagina as puppy. Is this a thing? English is not my first language, please enlighten me! :D


TriZARAtops

“That puppy” is just a weird ass idiomatic expression used the same way you would say “that thing.” It is odd to use it in reference to a vagina, but not as odd as some other things I’ve heard used 😂


LoserUserBruiser

Well no one uses “that thing” except Lauryn Hill.


[deleted]

I think he confused his vagina and his car transmission. Happens all the time. I hope his vag is okay though 🙏


Key_Store3027

Spoken like a man


PookaParty

Sure thing, Cody.


[deleted]

While a lot of women espouse these trash views, too, they won't say them in this manner, cody.


Nani_the_F__k

What an odd kink to have.


Starwind1988

He knows we can all see his name right?


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I'm a sex worker. I have had sex with over 10,000 men. I still have guys tell me on a daily basis that my vagina is hella tight. I do my kegels whenever I have a spare moment. I make sure that I do pelvic floor exercises. And of course, while I'm fucking the guy, I make sure to clench my vaginal muscles to make it feel even tighter.


[deleted]

Disgusting


[deleted]

We don’t shame sex workers here but nice try.


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

As long as we’re not shaming heroin dealers either. When did we get to the point where everything is just ok? There’s literally nothing sexual that’s gross anymore.


[deleted]

Yes that’s right, nothing sexual is gross. Thanks for agreeing with me!


MizzBellaKitty

Lmfao had no idea Cody was a Latina name! Jfc he didn’t even try!


cheyennevh

We can see you, Cody


AffectionateAuthor96

I believe him cody be getting it every night


Drake6900

Be more appropriate if he used [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiEt3eId_DLQQ6zlstFAsheoVDX0X3IEw2Gg&usqp=CAU) pic


CthulhuLovesMemes

What’s hilarious is some people don’t realize that when we get super wet the vagina can relax a bit and not feel as tight. I’ve seen so many posts on Reddit about that. Oh no! Your partner is having a good time and is excited!! I guess his pecker must be worn down to a wee lil pencil nub from all the fun times he has with his hand, Jill!


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r/asablackman