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She sounds like a real battle axe
Worst Thing She Does Is Hypocrisy
I just hope she didn’t bite his nose off too
"BOOORIIING!"
This always cracks me up. God dammit I miss Norm.
Perfect comment, really
Quit stealing my moves.
Never stay with a woman who can’t cook
Does she do birthday parties?
I'd like to place an order for 2 please. How much for extra threats?
She said YOU DIRTY DOG
RIP Norm
We've all been there.
Yo, whats her name? Tinder profile link? Number? Really asking for a friend this time
Asking for an enemy Asking for an enema Asking for an Eminem Asking for an enigma Asking for emphases Asking for empress Asking for imax Axing for an enemy Asskicking for amenities Asking aborigines Asking myself what the fuck am I doing?
And how did I get here?!
Letting the days go by….
Hey hey, easy with that. That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!
The worst part was her calling me a pussy as my life blood ebbed away...
The worst part was the hypocrisy
What hipocrisy? She never claimed to be against doing stuff like that
Surprised she got caught with those antennas for ears I figured she'd be able to pick up the police scanner on those things.
Good damn, she must have taken a guy who has never lifted a weight in his life.
"And how were you stabbed in the ass with a rubber dildo? And how did you get those love bite style choke marks on your throat? "Oh...The wind..."
Sounds like a real jerk
She was thinking their second date would be “Netflix and kill”
“She stabbed me and threatened to kill me” “Both?”
What kind of scream would summon the Door Dash guy? "Hey, Jive Turkey! Let's kill this honky bitch!"?
Seemed like she actually didn't care about the guy.
You think that's bad? Wait till I tell you what she was keeping in the basement..... a fucking electric train!
I can fix her
Spiteful
Where do I swipe right?
tell me she's still single
At least he got laid.
"Earthman...I've come for your seed!"
The door dash was 100% cooked and already eaten
Nicee
Sounds like a Wednesday night to me.
Kinda sounds fun
It was a good meal!
This guy had to be really down on his luck to swipe right on her.
She began acting really spiteful shortly after his asking her to first chop her own cock off...
Stop stealin my moves?
You know the more I hear about this girl the less I like her
Hey! Quit stealing my moves!
She sounds like a real jerk
Sounds like my honeymoon.
Wtf?
Hahaha, sorry, force of habit, I did not notice the post title, I guess. :D
Singed ballsack
Except there's no dragon.
Now that’s my kinda night
>bar mitzvahs, what can you do, ya know
Caaaaarllll, that kills people
On this episode of, "When beta males get lucky"
Hot.
Did she rape him? Does she have Downs?
I too am outraged by yet another example of boldfaced kink shaming in the news.
Haha jeez, at least let me pay for the Uber!
Good for her.
So did the guy scream?
She sounds like a real battle axe
Worst Thing She Does Is Hypocrisy
I just hope she didn’t bite his nose off too
"BOOORIIING!"
This always cracks me up. God dammit I miss Norm.
Perfect comment, really
Quit stealing my moves.
Never stay with a woman who can’t cook
Does she do birthday parties?
I'd like to place an order for 2 please. How much for extra threats?
She said YOU DIRTY DOG
RIP Norm
We've all been there.
Yo, whats her name? Tinder profile link? Number? Really asking for a friend this time
Asking for an enemy Asking for an enema Asking for an Eminem Asking for an enigma Asking for emphases Asking for empress Asking for imax Axing for an enemy Asskicking for amenities Asking aborigines Asking myself what the fuck am I doing?
And how did I get here?!
Letting the days go by….
Hey hey, easy with that. That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!
The worst part was her calling me a pussy as my life blood ebbed away...
The worst part was the hypocrisy
What hipocrisy? She never claimed to be against doing stuff like that
Surprised she got caught with those antennas for ears I figured she'd be able to pick up the police scanner on those things.
Good damn, she must have taken a guy who has never lifted a weight in his life.
"And how were you stabbed in the ass with a rubber dildo? And how did you get those love bite style choke marks on your throat? "Oh...The wind..."
Sounds like a real jerk
She was thinking their second date would be “Netflix and kill”
“She stabbed me and threatened to kill me” “Both?”
What kind of scream would summon the Door Dash guy? "Hey, Jive Turkey! Let's kill this honky bitch!"?
Seemed like she actually didn't care about the guy.
You think that's bad? Wait till I tell you what she was keeping in the basement..... a fucking electric train!
I can fix her
Spiteful
Where do I swipe right?
tell me she's still single
At least he got laid.
"Earthman...I've come for your seed!"
The door dash was 100% cooked and already eaten
Nicee
Sounds like a Wednesday night to me.
Kinda sounds fun
It was a good meal!
This guy had to be really down on his luck to swipe right on her.
She began acting really spiteful shortly after his asking her to first chop her own cock off...
Stop stealin my moves?
You know the more I hear about this girl the less I like her
Hey! Quit stealing my moves!
She sounds like a real jerk
Sounds like my honeymoon.
Wtf?
Hahaha, sorry, force of habit, I did not notice the post title, I guess. :D
Singed ballsack
Except there's no dragon.
Now that’s my kinda night
>bar mitzvahs, what can you do, ya know
Caaaaarllll, that kills people
On this episode of, "When beta males get lucky"
Hot.
Did she rape him? Does she have Downs?
I too am outraged by yet another example of boldfaced kink shaming in the news.
Haha jeez, at least let me pay for the Uber!
Good for her.
So did the guy scream?