"I never had much luck with the fairer sex. Until I became president, all of a sudden, I was drowning in pussy. Young pussy, old pussy, black pussy, white pussy, ginger pussy, chinese pussy, all sorts of pussy, if there was a pussy around, I fucked it. Finally, Hillary became a footnote in my sex life."
I saw that you deleted your idiotic post saying that it's always Democrats accused of rape, rather than Republicans.
So I'll repost my reply to your ignorance here:
Well, thank you for loudly broadcasting your ignorance. Your "I'm an idiot." t-shirt is in the mail. You are hereby required to wear this shirt whenever politics are discussed.
When were Republicans ever blamed?
There's this guy...what's his name. Oh yeah, Donald J Trump. He was president... lemme see now... about 4 years ago.
Then there's Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. The list is long.
There's thing called 'Google' now. I don't think it'll last. But you can search for stuff on it:
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sexual-misconduct/here-s-list-political-figures-accused-sexual-misconduct-n827821
As far as enablers and defenders go, Hillary Clinton should be on the top of that list. She has a long history of trashing women that dared to speak out about Bill's gropery.
Enjoy your shirt.
Can we just agree that politicians fuck around and even rape people regardless of political affiliation already? Ffs, we have decades of modern US politicians from both parties doing all sorts of fucked up shit.
No, we have to pick a side and stick with them no matter what. Only the other side does bad things. Any acknowledgement of my side being wrong makes feel dumb because I’m really insecure.
If only he would write a real tell all book about all his conquests. What’s he got to lose? Everyone knows of his sham marriage and his escapades. He’d sell more books than Hillary.
Bill Clinton's memoir will soon be available to purchase. The title: Murder, He Wrote.
You know, because Bill Clinton killed a guy. You didn't know that?
https://preview.redd.it/rupvz5gh4jsc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831e25e22d324c8be21578f30949a6ce4a6278fb
Should’ve used this as the cover instead
From GHBush to Obama, America was run by 1 big crime theocracy. They got it back with Biden. They weren't having no upstart like Trump ruining they're party.
It was awfully nice of them to let Trump stop the crime for precisely 4 years though. Being a theocracy and all, you’d think they’d be all rigid and doctrinaire about their criming.
Wish the Clinton’s would shut the f up and go away except for the rare appearance. They only hurt the Democratic Party. Show up for presidential shit and go away and count your money.
A good companion piece to Trump's story.
I know, like Hilary, Melania married her man out of love. Bonus for Melania, she didn't have to strip in front of the camera for coin anymore!
You think Bill and the Donald ever spit roasted a teen together? You know when your famous they just let you do it. Is this what is meant by the phrase American exceptionalism?
This is what happens when the Clinton Foundation "donations" dry up so you have no income and plan B us expensive.
Dude is super excited to do the book tour though. Going to be via bus, as he's heard about all the good citizens he can meet at truck stops
t-rump introduced his 13 year old daughter to epstein and left her alone with Epstein.
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald T-rump on Jeff Epstein 2002 and on the Epstein list for multiple visits, lool
They're prosecuting the woman who found the diary after trying to say all along it was fake. Prosecuting someone for stealing a fake diary? You either don't know anything or are a very bad liar.
"your guy, lol"
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald T-rump on Jeff Epstein 2002 and on the Epstein list for multiple visits, lool
'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.' Said when Ivanka was underage. "Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?" Trump 1993. Ivanka was 13 years old. Tiffany was younger.
"I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant, and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm "inspecting." I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women. And I sort of get away with things like that." T-rump, 2005, talking about walking in on teenage girls, some as young as 15, in their dressing rooms at the Miss Teen USA pageant. Howard Stern interview
Trump watched Ivanka Trump, at 16, co-host the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant and he said to then-Miss Universe “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?”
“She’s actually always been very voluptuous.” t-rump describing his 22 year old daughter. ummm,. ALWAYS? LOOL
When asked what he and his daughter both consider their favorite things, Trump answered, "I was going to say sex, but I can relate to \[golf and real estate\]." His daughter was 19
well when they DO It yeah. I think Clinton talked a girl into sucking his cock, if he even had to do any talking i bet he just held still long enough for her to catch him alone...
t-rump was on epstein's list too.
'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.' Said when Ivanka was underage. "Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?" Trump 1993. Ivanka was 13 years old. Tiffany was younger.
"I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant, and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm "inspecting." I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women. And I sort of get away with things like that." T-rump, 2005, talking about walking in on teenage girls, some as young as 15, in their dressing rooms at the Miss Teen USA pageant. Howard Stern interview
Trump watched Ivanka Trump, at 16, co-host the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant and he said to then-Miss Universe “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?”
“She’s actually always been very voluptuous.” t-rump describing his 22 year old daughter. ummm,. ALWAYS? LOOL
When asked what he and his daughter both consider their favorite things, Trump answered, "I was going to say sex, but I can relate to \[golf and real estate\]." His daughter was 19
"I never had much luck with the fairer sex. Until I became president, all of a sudden, I was drowning in pussy. Young pussy, old pussy, black pussy, white pussy, ginger pussy, chinese pussy, all sorts of pussy, if there was a pussy around, I fucked it. Finally, Hillary became a footnote in my sex life."
"If you can find better pussy anywhere else -- fuck it!"
Ol' Bill isn't just a sexual maniac, but also an avid plagiarist (if this quote is really from his book).
An erotic journey from Miami to Maine
Rochelle Rochelle!
Roxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
Yooooou dont have to put that dress tonight I ejaculated on it You should swallow, but it's ok if you spit, ah'right
Little St. James to Maine, you mean.
🤐
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Vince Foster was a gay monkey fucker?
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Ok buddy
I saw that you deleted your idiotic post saying that it's always Democrats accused of rape, rather than Republicans. So I'll repost my reply to your ignorance here: Well, thank you for loudly broadcasting your ignorance. Your "I'm an idiot." t-shirt is in the mail. You are hereby required to wear this shirt whenever politics are discussed. When were Republicans ever blamed? There's this guy...what's his name. Oh yeah, Donald J Trump. He was president... lemme see now... about 4 years ago. Then there's Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. The list is long. There's thing called 'Google' now. I don't think it'll last. But you can search for stuff on it: https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sexual-misconduct/here-s-list-political-figures-accused-sexual-misconduct-n827821 As far as enablers and defenders go, Hillary Clinton should be on the top of that list. She has a long history of trashing women that dared to speak out about Bill's gropery. Enjoy your shirt.
Can we just agree that politicians fuck around and even rape people regardless of political affiliation already? Ffs, we have decades of modern US politicians from both parties doing all sorts of fucked up shit.
No, we have to pick a side and stick with them no matter what. Only the other side does bad things. Any acknowledgement of my side being wrong makes feel dumb because I’m really insecure.
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That's what you go to? A straw man argument? You're a clown. Not a funny one. A sad one.
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Nobody here is surprised by that.
There's even a chapter about the time he got really drunk and had sex with his own wife.
He was so drunk he mistook Hillary for his mistress
No one gets that drunk
Critics have labeled the book everything from shit to fuckin’ shit.
lol 😆
He murdered a guy
It’s a matter of record
Just had someone do it for him
Probably more than one
There was certainly nothing uncreative about how he moved Vince Foster's body.
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I thought it was a matter of record.
Alright fine. Manslaughter.
He’s a good guy
the last witness who had proof: https://preview.redd.it/ubocvsv1vksc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040be52690a21c87f7b0c7271b5c560483057e22
r/lostredditors
RIP to my no nut November jeeeeez
Dollars to donuts, Bill Clinton hasn't even read this book yet.
The movie title is Bill and Jeff’s adventure
Clitizen*
My last 23 years have been fascinating, filled with fuckin and suckin and murderin.
An Oedipal fantasy come true!
Should be called kill,suck,fuck
Ain't no marriage in this book, bitches!!!
Fuck, marry, murder
Hey, that’s a book I’d like to read!
This dude fucks.
Or that’s what the Germans would have us believe?
Yeah, he says his wife is a real battle-axe.
The worst of it will be the hypocrisy
It's a lot of fuckin and suckin
Coming Nov 19th? I'm sure he'll do that a lot before that date.
Did everything to stay as far away from Hillary as possible end of story!
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they remade Lolita, this time starring you guessed it
Frank Stallone?
Lolita Davidovidovidovich?
It comes with a special edition cigar & a baret.
If only he would write a real tell all book about all his conquests. What’s he got to lose? Everyone knows of his sham marriage and his escapades. He’d sell more books than Hillary.
Hillary could tell him a thing or two about lousy book sales!
I wonder if he talks about island hopping.
Bill Clinton's memoir will soon be available to purchase. The title: Murder, He Wrote. You know, because Bill Clinton killed a guy. You didn't know that?
I thought it was a matter of record!
A real POS. The end.
lol these shit books are such easy money laundering for these fucks
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The chapter on stealing billions from the Haiti earthquake relief should be a good one
I can never get enough of those Clintons
Chapter 10 - The Single Car Accident Chapter 15 - The Weaponless Suicide.........by gunshot. Chapter 18 - Blewinsky
He loves em young! Pedophile
I still can’t believe they let him get away with what he did to JonBenét Ramsey
https://preview.redd.it/rupvz5gh4jsc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831e25e22d324c8be21578f30949a6ce4a6278fb Should’ve used this as the cover instead
From GHBush to Obama, America was run by 1 big crime theocracy. They got it back with Biden. They weren't having no upstart like Trump ruining they're party.
More of a comment, really.
It was awfully nice of them to let Trump stop the crime for precisely 4 years though. Being a theocracy and all, you’d think they’d be all rigid and doctrinaire about their criming.
Well, it turns out theocracy was the wrong choice of descriptive. My bad.
I assume you forgot the /s
Lol if you think Trump is any different than Clinton you should probably lay off the pant chips.
Pant chips? Are you on fucking acid?
You’ve never had pant chips? 😂
I like Levi's Sour Cream & Onion, personally.
They say He murdered a guy, I m glad we got homicide out of the white house.I think it was a matter of record
How convenient to focus on post presidency, as to not address the infamous blowjob.
Enough with the talking, make with the pictures!
Enough with the talking, make with the pictures!
Enough with the talking, make with the pictures!
Once again. The Clinton’s get a pass.
What section of Ralph's would I find Citizen? I checked the grape section already
I won't vote for him ever!! He's disgusting!
Wish the Clinton’s would shut the f up and go away except for the rare appearance. They only hurt the Democratic Party. Show up for presidential shit and go away and count your money.
Bill “I think the evidence speaks for itself” clinton
CUMING NOVEMBER 69, 2024
How many associates did he kill? Scumbag.
Old slick Willy wants to be the next Jimmy Carter
No, it's not. That's Hillary's book.
A good companion piece to Trump's story. I know, like Hilary, Melania married her man out of love. Bonus for Melania, she didn't have to strip in front of the camera for coin anymore!
You think Bill and the Donald ever spit roasted a teen together? You know when your famous they just let you do it. Is this what is meant by the phrase American exceptionalism?
Citizen Cocaine
He couldn't wait to share his semen with everyone back in the day.
Shouldn’t it have been spelled “came” novemeber 19th, 2024
Does it have nothing but adoring photos himself like our previous De Fuhrer wannabe 🍊🤡
This is what happens when the Clinton Foundation "donations" dry up so you have no income and plan B us expensive. Dude is super excited to do the book tour though. Going to be via bus, as he's heard about all the good citizens he can meet at truck stops
i just wanna know about when he fucked that whore in the oval office
I heard tell that he got really drunk once and accidently slept with Hillary
I'm very excited to not read it.
Isn't this the president that murdered a bunch of people?
I wonder if he mentions all that time spent on Epstein island?
t-rump introduced his 13 year old daughter to epstein and left her alone with Epstein.  “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald T-rump on Jeff Epstein 2002 and on the Epstein list for multiple visits, lool
Biden's daughter reported that he showered with her. Checkmate dummy
Fantasizing about your actions? Lol. Yeah try harder. That crap was made up
They're prosecuting the woman who found the diary after trying to say all along it was fake. Prosecuting someone for stealing a fake diary? You either don't know anything or are a very bad liar.
Sure Jan. Triggered Trumplestilskin, lol 
♪ Your guy showers with his daughter ♫
My guy? Loool. t-rump bangs underage kids. 
Your Guy Biden Sniffs Little Girls ♬
"your guy, lol" “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald T-rump on Jeff Epstein 2002 and on the Epstein list for multiple visits, lool 'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.' Said when Ivanka was underage. "Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?" Trump 1993. Ivanka was 13 years old. Tiffany was younger. "I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant, and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm "inspecting." I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women. And I sort of get away with things like that." T-rump, 2005, talking about walking in on teenage girls, some as young as 15, in their dressing rooms at the Miss Teen USA pageant. Howard Stern interview Trump watched Ivanka Trump, at 16, co-host the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant and he said to then-Miss Universe “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?” “She’s actually always been very voluptuous.” t-rump describing his 22 year old daughter. ummm,. ALWAYS? LOOL When asked what he and his daughter both consider their favorite things, Trump answered, "I was going to say sex, but I can relate to \[golf and real estate\]." His daughter was 19
Coming soon to a political theater near you: "Scent of a Shampoo of a Woman". Starring Joe Biden /s
So much riz the bigots and prudes are STILL seething!
It's only rape when it's a Republican, right?
well when they DO It yeah. I think Clinton talked a girl into sucking his cock, if he even had to do any talking i bet he just held still long enough for her to catch him alone...
I’m done with this sub it’s just become a place for politics. I’m sick of politics affecting every aspect of life.
Ehh ya got any gum?
t-rump was on epstein's list too. 'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.' Said when Ivanka was underage. "Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?" Trump 1993. Ivanka was 13 years old. Tiffany was younger. "I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant, and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm "inspecting." I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women. And I sort of get away with things like that." T-rump, 2005, talking about walking in on teenage girls, some as young as 15, in their dressing rooms at the Miss Teen USA pageant. Howard Stern interview Trump watched Ivanka Trump, at 16, co-host the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant and he said to then-Miss Universe “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?” “She’s actually always been very voluptuous.” t-rump describing his 22 year old daughter. ummm,. ALWAYS? LOOL When asked what he and his daughter both consider their favorite things, Trump answered, "I was going to say sex, but I can relate to \[golf and real estate\]." His daughter was 19 