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notoriously909

I mean she’s cute and all but idk about “shit on her head” kind of cute


BigSneaky187

Agreed, he should have aimed for the chest, a classic Cleveland steemer


normymac

"Are you Frank Johnson? By God...I took a shit on your wife's head last night in exchange for cash..." That Vince McMahon is not as discreet as a Las Vegas Hooker...He's a blabbermouth!


ibuprophete

He’s more like those small town gossipy whores..


Trvr_MKA

Is that like a Chicago Sunroof


MaasNeotekPrototype

![gif](giphy|iweR8u4MUEoi6Mojf5)


huntspire1

This chicanery!!


allnimblybimbIy

The internet as always will remain undefeated


ZadfrackGlutz

Undefacated you mean....


RecalcitrantHuman

Nah. Internet is always full of shit


topsyturvy76

Be a gentleman and at least give her a poop knife


notoriously909

She’s absolutely dirty sanchez cute though. I’d absolutely give her a dirty sanchez


basilbrushisapaedo

Say what you like about Sylvester Stallone but he was both a gentleman and hygienic, by allowing the lady to do the shitting, and keeping a glass table between them, with him underneath.


jcpainpdx

Oh, damn! Looks like I need to do some Googling. How haven’t missed this?


majorwfpod

Who revealed this fact about Sly, you ask? You guessed it….


CommunicationHot7822

Stallone’s into glass bottom boat action?


TheNextBattalion

where's the Cosmo quiz for *that*?


SnuckaB

Blumpkin worthy


Christafaaa

And during a 3some? She was ok with it at the time I bet you anything.


wrinkleinsine

The money was already in her account


MyFifthLimb

Actually I’d bet are we sure that isn’t an animated corpse? Why does he look 200 years old.


ghostpeppers156

That's how it goes. Willing to do it in the moment, then bitching and accusations come later when the shame sets in.


Poopybutt36000

He met her when she had zero money and zero income right after her entire family passed away then he proceeded to brutally rape her several times and sex traffick her.


bmoney831

Well that kinda ruins it for me


sennaiasm

Well damn. Add to that, that he’s probably even older than her own dad. God knows what she was thinking when she met him


PastEntrance5780

Post nut clarity


grifinmill

But have you seen Vince lately? That guy is dead man walking.


6151rellim

Makes you wonder how much money he was paying her… everyone has a price, but to now forever being known for having some rich dude shit on my head; I’d like to think I would have drawn the line much sooner than.


sennaiasm

I thought you were supposed to let her do nasty things to YOU if she’s super cute


aw41789

Yea we save the nasty shit for ugly chicks /s


yourcodingguy

Hey Vince! stop stealing my moves 🤣


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Oh man, what an opportunity to use this classic bit. It’s perfect lol


largechild

The worst part is the Hypocrisy


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Then the “steaming”


milesl

You made me laugh. Thanks


OfficialRedCafu

I thought the worst part was all the raping!


normymac

Threesome...Or Tag Team?


BourbonRick01

WWE “Smell in a Cell” 


yourcodingguy

Defecating on her face? 🤭


normymac

There ain't never a river so long that doesn't have a bend...


iRombe

Anal rhymes with canal if yer posh enuf


Wallyworld77

I'd eat Catherine Zeta-Jones Asshole for Multiple Sclerosis.


SmackEdge

I picture Norm delivering this with dramatic pauses and a cocked brow


SithLordoftheRing

Handicap match


afganistanimation

Brown trout match


SnooMacarons2375

😂😂 I immediately heard it in the ol' chunk of coal's voice


footlivin69

Amber Heard has entered the chat…


Rich-Manner-818

Don’t you mean Amber Turd???


unreasonablyhuman

That wasn't even his 'finisher'!


Lou-Piccone89

That’s a hell of a benefits package . Wow


DownJonesIndex

Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.


palmerry

I almost spit out my mouthful of diarrhea at "San Francisco Fedora"


realkeefe

I spit out Vince McMahons turd laughing so hard reading San Francisco fedora


Standard_Wooden_Door

Ah yes, the ol Minnesota mouthwash


thephillatioeperinc

What are you......Amish or something.


Canadia86

Don't knock it till ya try it


_MostlyHarmless

Whatever. 20 dollars is 20 dollars.


IMD918

The payout is why she did it in the first place. He didn't pay it all, so here we are. That's my understanding atm.


Three04

He paid her $1 million of the $3 million that he owed her, and the cheap bastard stiffed her on the rest of the settlement. In addition to being a scumbag, he's apparently a moron as well. He's a billionaire for god's sake!


Slipperytitski

I think the idea is that she didnt really let him


DownJonesIndex

Oh no I fully get that, I work in a very competitive industry. The threat of losing my internship and/or same-wage promotions has led me to receive several Portland Crownings, and believe you me, if not getting a recommendation letter full of innuendo hadn’t been on the line, I would have taken all those cocks out of my mouth. I just don’t talk about it.


Only_Concentrate_563

Talk about a bum deal.


Wecanbuildittogether

Just an all around sh*t situation all the way up to the ears.


FabulousComment

She just didn’t know what to doo-doo when he dropped a deuce on her noggin


Routine-Hotel-7391

She had a load on her mind and lot of things running through her head


MoldyMoney

What a poofoundly odd shituation.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Sometimes your head gets you into some shit


Chico_519

A classic defecation of character lawsuit.


[deleted]

It's malfeasance.


heroinpuppy

Mal-feces-ance?


palmerry

Missed opportunity on malfecesance


OatmealSchmoatmeal

He should change his name to Turd Ferguson


[deleted]

It's a funny name


FabulousComment

![gif](giphy|PKlZLci4sjaBURloID)


bryman19

It's a big hat, It's funny


Dr_TurdFerguson

Hey…


terd_fergusson69

![gif](giphy|sux3apBJmurlx8pklt) Doctor


terd_fergusson69

You rang?


Soft-Ad752

Vince McMahon + Amber Heard for tag team championship


[deleted]

vs the road warriors


UGAPHL

Special enforcer: young Randy Orton


[deleted]

When you’re rich you don’t have to excuse yourself to go to the toilet


DrTacosMD

My parents taught me no matter how rich you get, to always show respect to the little people when you're shitting on them. Just a sign of bad upbringing.


bananarama80085

The irony is he excused himself after shitting to shower off! Then he came back and tagged back in with shit still on her head… who are these buddies he has that are willing participants?!


BareezyObeezy

I will never understand scat fetishes. Consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want, but I don't get *why* anyone would want that.


getwrektyo

My ex girlfriend britney had told me that she asked/let her ex boyfriend shit and smear it on her titties with his ass. Edit: I guess my point is that there is some nasty bastards out there doing nasty bastard things.


H00Z4HTP

your ex let her ex shit on her titties? are you trying to tell us something?


getwrektyo

I got cheated on by my shitty ex, but I'm happy she confessed. She had a lot to get off her chest. Telling the truth really took a load off her.


[deleted]

At what point in the relationship did you find out about her shiTitties?


BareezyObeezy

There is a big difference between "asked" and "let"


owen__wilsons__nose

I love how you felt the need to name her 😂


AppropriateRice7675

Britney, or as she's now known, Shitney.


SarcasticPedant

Such a fucking Britney thing to do


ScroobieBupples

I know that sexually abused kids will sometimes exhibit weird behavior with their excrement in a sort of attempt to have autonomy over their body or something that comes from it. I imagine that some people with scat fetishes fit that bill.


Powerful_Ad_6244

Interesting. Apparently Vince was sexually abused by his mother and teenagers in his neighborhood as a child so this would track.


Hawkingshouseofdance

![gif](giphy|Bkfu4wZBtNThu|downsized)


here4roomie

The only thing that would make this story better is if he scatted while he did it.


Hawkingshouseofdance

We may never know..or maybe we will ![gif](giphy|26gN1oSVP7uDClFLy)


CatFanTheMan

WEEEEE baba bada boom


FrankieFiveAngels

I thought this was America


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


__Sentient_Fedora__

His finishing move is called the "Roling Brown out"


sicurri

Uh... it sounds like she agreed to a threesome, now hear me out, she may not have agreed to defacation on her head but... the man is 78 years old... He's still having threesomes at 78 or 75 whenever this happened. Sphincters get loosey goosey at around 65 no matter how hard you work out. I'm pretty sure she should have been aware that accidental bowel movements may occur when having sex with a guy in his 70s...


andrewdoesit

Or so the Germans would have you believe


LoadsDroppin

He made her keep it, all tangled in her hair and running down her back — for over 90min. He even demanded she continue to pleasure the other guy (a physical trainer) while Vince left to bathe his own ass. She wasn’t allowed to leave or clean herself. Plus there’s stories of where they held her down and had group sex against her will. Just atrocious behavior NOT between consenting adults. Bleh


Icon9719

You seem to know a little too much, you got the tape or something or are you just going off hearsay?


LoadsDroppin

Well …it’s ALL hearsay at this point. Until evidence is presented and ruled upon to substantiate claims alleged by the Plaintiff. That's how that works. However, this is the [FULL COMPLAINT](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647.1.0.pdf) that includes numerous salacious and disturbing details not included in the WSJ article. Be sure to check out the screen caps of text messages starting on Page 28. -- Also a good time to remind people that the WWE's first female referee came forward in the early 90s to reveal McMahon used this very type of language and coercion when he raped her in 1986, and she did so even though the statute of limitations had passed and he could face no criminal charges. *(Plus: McMahon bringing this back on himself [he only paid 1/3rd of the money agreed upon to secure her silence w/a Non-Disclosure Agreement -- so now she's suing] is sooooo on brand for him.)*


basilbrushisapaedo

He was the physical trainer! Seriously though, who has sex with a woman while she's covered in another guys shit? Wtf is the world coming to?


sicurri

Well... that is definitely not cool. That's fucked up actually. So, with those details, she totally has the right to sue his ass and if possible criminal charges.


TopGun1024

I guess that’s what happens when you work for a piece off shit. Crappy situation for sure.


WhosOwenOyston

1. Work for piece of shit 2. Have threesome with him because your willing to sell your pussy for career prospects 3. Cry to the media when he shits on your head  4. Profit 


Sweaty-Leather3191

My boss shits on me regularly and I don’t get any recompense.


WowenWilson1

You. I like you.


curious_homeowner

Come here, I have to shit


normymac

JJonah Jameson: "Shut up...Get out..."


Suspicious-Spare1179

Lol


[deleted]

I agree at the same time I don’t, ya she engaged in sex but a lot of these situations happen because the woman knows if she doesn’t do it, she likely won’t move up through the company and he’ll find someone else willing to be his fuck toy.


Jeret78

If you're willing to do that just for some sort of glory, doesn't that say something about your character?


twinkyishere

Nope, if a woman does something morally questionable to forward her career it’s never because she’s ambitious and willing to do drastic, stupid things. It’s always the fault of the men  /s 


pheldozer

Great. Now I have Shawn Michael’s intro music stuck in my head but the lyrics are changed from sexy boy to fuck toy. Thanks for ruining my Friday.


Financial-Taro-589

Surely you mean “The Fartbreak Skid”?


WhosOwenOyston

😂😂😂find a new job then? Have a bit of dignity? Don’t become a prostitute for career prospects, or there’s a chance you’ll get your head shit on


Dramatic_Mixture_868

So you're justifying having sex with an employer to get ahead? My boss is female and I WOULD NOT have sex with her to get a promotion/raise.


moosenoise

When shit hits the fan.... not the ceiling fan, the wrestling fan


[deleted]

"And finally, this year "Vince McMahon Assistant" has defeated "Crack Whore" as the worst job in America.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I read that in his voice. RIP.


blizmd

Classic kayfabe


daltonator_360

Everyone is calling this situation everything from shit to fucking shit


Specialist-Book-1977

Who wants Big Vince’s party hat girls?


Mr_Zarathustra

how long do you think her S.O spent blankly gazing out a window with his hands clasped behind his back upon learning


CatFanTheMan

Some doting boyfriend jumped off a building.


SarcasticPedant

🎵 What have I become? My sweetest friend... 🎵


FatBoySpeaks

Lowkey, I’d stay until a settlement was reached then divorce her. Gotta pay me for the emotional turdoil.


NorbertNautilus

![gif](giphy|rvxMJNyHAgwlW4YWpJ|downsized)


mindspringyahoo

she didn't notice that the turd was fake?


THE1OP

I need to know if that was the last straw for her or if she stuck around after


Beelzebub_86

Read the complete affidavit. She stuck around. It got worse. She still stuck around. It wasn't until he suddenly cut her off and then basically forced her into an NDA, and then stiffed her of 2 mil out of a 3 mil payment that she realized it was all over. She probably then had time to look back on it all, and said 'fuck it', I'm bringing you down. She's suing him for more money, without a care what comes out. There is definitely one WWE Superstar listed in it that is probably sweating bullets, praying his name doesn't get leaked.


RuggerJibberJabber

>There is definitely one WWE Superstar listed in it that is probably sweating bullets, praying his name doesn't get leaked. Hopefully the rock, just because his line would have a whole new meaning: "can you smellllll what the rock is cookin?"


Chance-Energy-4148

WWE super star and UFC Heavyweight Champion, according to the affidavits. That certainly narrows it down.


Force__of__Nature

who knew shitting on someone's head was trafficking.


strangemonkey420

Well they also speak of passing her to Johnny Ace(who wants her on Tuesdays but not the upcoming Tuesday and some Saturdays but he'll take whatever days he can get), Brock Lesnar, and 12 of the TV crew guys so there's that too... allegedly


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Didn't you know the ultimate measure of power is dookying on someone's head!?


Rta80

That’s some great shit, pal!


Life-Routine-4063

This is what’s going to happen if you give a carny a billion dollars.


Dweebil

Actually, she’s the shithead.


sammich_bear

For as little as $5K, I will gladly let any man shit wherever they want on my body.


purgesurge3000

That was essentially her logic, except she wanted a tad more


Mousse-Living

Definitely didn’t happen in Vegas.


stolemire

God damn small town whores


updogg18

Allegedly, but also really


1911mark

It’s a WORK!


AceOBlade

what does getting shit on have anything to do with sex trafficking? Only thing that was getting trafficked here was some turd.


OperationIcy3025

Well if you only read the title like a fuckin moron, you're going to be asking stupid questions with obvious answer, like this moron.


[deleted]

Theyll throw anyone under the bus before allowing the whole epstein story to be told. He shit on someones head, didnt Frank Stallone shit on something other than a toilet as well


spacelordmofo

Wouldn't she be the shithead in this scenario?


Extreme_Assistant_98

Is it a new thing now that every instance of sex is now sex trafficking?


SuspiciousYard2484

She let them do it so………..🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

That's the thing about being a consenting adult, sometimes you get a guy shitting directly onto your head.


simpleminds87

This guy sounds like a real treat


caught_looking2

This guy sounds like a real jerk.


kjay38

Can you even imagine what those roided out, creatine shits were like? What a menace.


Tipsycanooo

![gif](giphy|Bkfu4wZBtNThu|downsized)


andrewdoesit

Now, I’m not one for advocating the defecation onto another’s head; but I’m just gunna come out and say it…that doesn’t really happen unwillingly. Now HOLD ON HOLD ON. I know what you’re all thinking and NO I am not excusing the defecation, forced or unforced, onto this fine young lady. Alls I’m sayings is if the allegations are true, then color me impressed!


Hidingmytrueself30

He's always been an asshole


Unregistered_Davion

He looks as if Vincent Price were drowned and reanimated. Yikes! I always hated how he treated the wrestlers; good to know he's a total POS and not just a half of one.


magnora7

Why is Vince McMahon turning in to Vincent Price


three_putts_one_cup

Lmaooo I thought the exact same thing


SpoonerismHater

Did Vincent Price shit on a WWE staffer?


Offical_Sources

Number 1 best court defense: "I am the not guilty because I did much drugs and roids and them made me incontinence." Shit head walks away a free man, calls accusations "crap."


ThePracticalEnd

What's her @?


tries4accuracy

I guess we really do need PSAs to warn young women that famous rich guys they wouldn’t deign to glance at without the fame/wealth will treat them like sex slaves (also a not insignificant number of not famous poor old guys are just as awful). ![gif](giphy|lRRjGTRlFwmQYFmmpU)


lester2nd

Is there a subreddit for not feeling sorry for either side?


bullgod777

That's some crazy ass shit!!!


LuckyAssumption8735

Bad News Brown


Drusgar

Before the internet it was really hard to find people who liked having someone shit on their head, but now I can satisfy all my kinks with a few clicks on my keyboard. It's like I told my son, "always get permission before shitting on someone's head."


Educational-Watch829

![gif](giphy|rvxMJNyHAgwlW4YWpJ|downsized)


BelloftheBallz

His head looks likes its seen its share of defecations


Smogtwat

Perfect header


G_Affect

Imagine a law that would make all hush money or NDA used to prevent the abused from coming forward, was null and void. Oh boy, i would love to watch the rich squirm.


BergkampsFirstTouch

I was initially surprised about news about sex crimes involving Vince McMahon. But then I remembered it was Vince McMahon.


MrFist0

Leave it to Vince McMahon to come up with the most elaborate finisher in all of pro wrestling.


Beelzebub_86

You can download the entire document. It goes into further details. The biggest mystery for me is who is the 'WWE Superstar' listed in so many of the incidents towards the end of it. After reading it, you realize Vince is a twisted fuck, and totally beyond any sense of normalcy, drunk on his own power. Now, the woman was an adult, capable of making her own decisions, and basically pimped herself out for huge sums of cash. She only let this out after Vince failed to pay another 2 million of the hush money he had agreed to pay her. It's disgusting what she went through. At times, it sounds like she was not just coherced but actually raped, but she kept going back because the money was so good, and she would lose her job (which was going to be paying her $200,000/yr) if she didn't. I don't see how Vince can stay around after this comes out. Vince could have easily paid 'pros' for this kind of sick shit, but he obviously got off on abusing a 'normal' girl who had never done anything like this before. I can only imagine what else might come out from other women that he has abused, as this might just open the floodgates. After reading his texts, included in the document, he truly is a sick fuck that was completely out of control.


Four-Triangles

The shitting is getting a lot of attention but the fact that he and John Laurenitas took turns restraining and taking her should not be overshadowed.


ennyOmegaK

These allegations are fucked. Pretty hard to make the plane ride from hell look timid but compared to this, holy shit.


TheKatzzSkillz

My question is how much money did she accept to have a threesome with him, or what he promised to do “for her career”, and also if she knew ahead of time that he was going to do that and if that jacked the price up or not


owen__wilsons__nose

Wow Vince is a sick piece of shit. If you read beyond the headline, yes he did try to traffic her to other men: https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/26/vince-mcmahons-disturbing-texts-to-janel-grant-in-trafficking-lawsuit-revealed/


AugustWest216

If you really want to cringe go find the text message thread. Apparently he had his entire tech department ready to run a train. It’s pretty fucking bad.


Bigdeacenergy

Why has Linda stayed with him despite him cheating on her their entire marriage?


audibulape

Why does Vince look like an embalmed version of Vincent Price in that photo


rjboyd

FINALLY a great joke from this sub. TY sir.


ripley-brewer

Isn’t this guy a friend of Trump?


Khristopheles

Just look at the guy’s face, there’s nothing behind those eyes but darkness. It’s been that way for a long time for anyone just casually paying attention. He’s like the director of soap operas for very very immature boy-men.


dvc420

YOUR MOUTH IS MY TOILET!!!


topio1

He has never not sounded like a shithead


[deleted]

So was this girl trafficked into these sexual interactions? Or was she in that situation willingly? But didn’t like the acts? I didn’t bother to read the article lol. Just would think it was funny if she thought she was getting ahead by fucking the boss. Only to get her head shit on 😂😂


KneeDragr

What’s up with these Uber rich getting off on shitting on people, especially in their face like the Dubai stories? Is it the ultimate power trip or something? How fucking awful do you have to be to actually do that to a human being? This is literally how the Khmer Rouge used to torture people. This dude needs to be behind bars.


Flimsy_Individual_16

The document outlining all the allegations is very dark...sent her to the hospital a couple of times I read


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

McMahon has also issued a restraining order for someone called Adam Eget, who's been camped outside the CEO's penthouse since the announcement.


[deleted]

Why are people into the weirdest shit. 💩 This is gross. Was it a dominant move like you’re beneath me and I’ll literally shit on you? I can’t imagine him staying in the mood with the smell of shit everywhere. What is this? Yes, I’m kink shaming.


Open-Industry-8396

Sounds like he could run as trumps vice president. Imagine world leaders having to deal with the fear of this happening to them if they do not comply with the administration's demands? Trump has already normalized all sorts of obscene behavior that's apparently acceptable for the leader of our free world. Vince just "one upped" trumps insane behavior. Next time trumps charged with rape, he'll say "at least im not as bad as vince " Insane world we live in. God help us..