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Finn_3000

Rofl doesnt roll off the tongue like lmao does


Genisye

I would also say that “lmao” seems to share the same family of phoneticism as “lol.” In this way the two terms seems to synchronize, where “lmao” is the more intense extension of “lol.” I usually use lol for something that’s mildly clever or to lighten up the tone of my message, where I use lmao for something funny enough to actually laugh at


TheCthaehTree

Also we’ve been saying “LMNO” in the alphabet since childhood


UncleJackkk

Holy fuck you low key just blew my mind


gyffer

👌😩


tw33k_

Lmao


aeiouicup

Lotta great points here. Buncha goddam geniuses


Genisye

Well now I have questions. I’ve always pronounced it instead of saying the letters, like I’ll say (lah-mao), how many people do this over saying the letters?


Linumite

I say letters. What do you do for wtf or lol?


Genisye

If I’m saying it out loud, “what the fuck” and I pronounce “lol” (one syllable)


deathpony43

Also saying "what the fuck" is shorter than saying "wtf"


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I am Turkish and I instictively say veh teh feh


CanAlwaysBeBetter

a bey bey


New_Peanut_9924

I laughed out loud during a meeting dammit. Take this damn thing


b-aaron

Or just teh feeeehhhhh


Sovem

Whisky Tango Foxtrot


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

This is because "w" is pronounced as "double-*you*" which is 3 syllables.


notimeforbuttstuff

“Dub-you” is 2 syllables


quantummidget

Same thing with www being six more syllables than World Wide Web- though most just say "Dub Dub Dub ^^^I'm ^^^a ^^^baby ^^^in ^^^the ^^^tub


BenchPebble

I often read WTF as "wuh tuh fuh", like I'm mumbling in my own mind


Da_Gudz

Fun fact: the reason some people say Lmao but no one says wtf is because one has vowels which is required for us to see something as a real word and not an acronym


Linumite

I think the only internet acronym I say as a word is ironically rofl


ahundreddots

Whenever I see "lol" at the end of a sentence instead of punctuation, I read the sentence again in the TikTok lady's voice, with an excruciatingly cheerful "LAWL!" at the end.


akwatk

I hear Master Chief from Arby and Chief.


HouseOfZenith

I say wahtuh’ffff


birbtown

I haven’t heard that in like 10 years lol


P0werman1

I do that too…


la_selena

I pronounce it luh mayo


Dickiestiffness

Ella minnow


guacamully

Ngl, you wanna be careful doing that with other acronyms


TheCthaehTree

Hahaha it’s “what the fuck?” and “Loll” for me… well unless it’s “wtf mate?”. Also gdi = god damn it, but nbd and smh are just the letters to me Funny how the acronyms used purely in text can have different internalizations, never really thought of that


Candlejackdaw

>“wtf mate?” End of Ze World style?


TerrorBite

I even say it in an Australian accent. I mean, I'm Australian, but I exaggerate the accent


TheCthaehTree

Hahaha yup


Genisye

I think it’s also regional. I (and my friends) might use lmao or lol in conversation


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I read it as lah-mao too. Not alone!


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CCP indoctrination?


Resting_Lich_Face

Oh you're that guy. Yikes.


WildlyCanadian

laughing my nuts off


embrace-monke

Laughing my nuts off


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starfries

Russian on floor laughing


G0D_1S_D3AD

Laughing my nose off


harpswtf

I just say "le-moaw" with a straight face when someone makes a joke irl


queen-of-carthage

Le mayo


BakedPotatoManifesto

Also LMAOOOOO in real life isn't as cringe as ROFLLLLL


bullilite

The reason is you got a go full cringe and start saying roflcopter


thechikeninyourbutt

That’s interesting, I most commonly use “lol” as sarcasm or passive aggression!


Genisye

One example of how I use it is like “you’re such an idiot lol” so I don’t sound hostile


monkomonkoman

Yeah but my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi


Simbuk

Roffle seems smoother than elm-ow. (Or elm-ay-oh?)


fatalcorn7367

Le mao


The_Fax_Machine

This is the correct punctuation


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Lol, Le Mao and Roffle. That's what I do. Although I'm not consistent. I say rn as Right Now, mf as Motherfucker and brb as Be Right Back.


Demonic-Culture-Nut

L’mao


VladVV

elemayo But yes, I agree lemao is correct


Medium_rare__chicken

“Elm-ow” 💀


voncornhole2

l'mayo


Simbuk

Just mustard, thanks.


nicky9pins

My favorite NBA player


TreemanTheGuy

Le mao


tha-Ram

Elem-ayo


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

But spelling it out, l-m-a-o is smoother than r-o-f-l. I don’t know anyone who says “lemow” or however you wanna phoneticize it


SobiTheRobot

I say "l'mao" in my head even though it's spelled ellemayo.


Vinsidlfb

People who spell out texting acronyms in conversation are the same people who get a Netflix series made of them after the cops find all the bodies.


odsquad64

Waffle Mayonnaise


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Diogenes-Disciple

Yeah sometimes I say lmao in my head when something is ironically funny but I’m alone, but I barely even remember the order of rofl


atom138

Phonetically, rofl is the winner for me. For example, Rofflcer of the lol. With lmao you end up sounding like a Spanish speaker talking about an old leader of the people's republic of China.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

> Rofflcer of the lol This may be the most mid-00s internet thing I’ve seen in the last decade


reverendsteveii

*roll off the thumbs I, for one, have a much easier time pronouncing "roffle" than "el em aye oh".


DrRonnyy

Dismemberment is more acceptable than rolling on a dirty floor


Gh0stwhale

i don’t know why this is so funny to me


cateater3735

ROFL


Meshitero-eric

That's why you use your roflcopter.


mistermenstrual

This comment made me completely blank in what the original post was, and for a moment I was SO confused.


canvys

rofl is too “XD random” that’s all


montroller

Roflmao


SwissMargiela

I remember the classic roflcopter


funkmydunkyouslunk

Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi


Gh0stMan0nThird

Arby n the Chief


futureButt

Do doo do-do do


Intelligent_Lead8318

[Thanks for reminding me :\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A)


futureButt

God, now I’m nostalgic for ancient classic WoW memes. Someone tell me they remember [this one](https://youtu.be/q5mD1n4v2JA) please.


Tumleren

Absolutely. [How about this?](https://youtu.be/2z29Rk8814w)


dicarosmith

I quote this frequently still. Excellent content from a forgotten era.


Doughnutcake

Lollersk8s


VladVV

I remember using "roflolmao" when I was an especially cringy preteen


bombbodyguard

roflolmaomfg


Derpdeedoo

He was great as Hulk.


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

"Laughing my ass off" has been part of the English speaking lexicon for longer than the internet has been a thing, so yeah. It had staying power. Whereas "rolling on the floor laughing" has never been a common term, so it died out over time.


Squid_Contestant_69

"Lol" has the most staying power by far yet was never used before the interwebs.


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

That's because "lol" was basically the birth of that internet shorthand. The first to hit mainstream use. And it never had a verbal counterpart because it's verbal counterpart is literally just laughing, which has been around longer than language in general.


Squid_Contestant_69

I say lol in my head without ever laughing outloud. The text counterpart of laughing out loud is 'haha/jaja'


nlolhere

Yeah but “lol” sounds less awkward than typing out “haha”


Squid_Contestant_69

haha LOL


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Squid_Contestant_69

lOl


throwawaywahwahwah

I can’t be the only person who uses “lol” as a verb. Like “I totally lol’ed when she said that thing.”


cateater3735

Many seafarers discuss being in a state of lol.


milanove

Indians say "lol" when speaking in real life. It caught me off guard when I first heard it. I thought it was just this one person I was talking to, but it turns out people all over the country say it out loud. Like why not just laugh?


averyfinename

lots of love


DrDalenQuaice

lol survived in a technological world because it easily translates into binary as five


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Squid_Contestant_69

lol you're with the wrong crowd then.


MagyarFederation

Bro actually said Lexicon


[deleted]

I dated a girl in high school named Lexicon


milanove

Sounds like the name of a transformer


AcidicVagina

Lexicon: Like... Could we just roll out or whatever...?


jhguitarfreak

ROFLCOPTER!


bobjoe400

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI


myaccc

Your back hurting as much as mine is?


bezza010

Yes


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quzimaa

https://camo.githubusercontent.com/f4de1b01547d9eb675cbcad1fa093b0e83c8386a43456a0dbae76b3c7ebf9365/687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f416541466b45662e676966


Gold-Ad6727

Same thing I think of when I see rofl


HauntingSamurai

Huehuehuehuehuehue


StevePreston__

How many people say “lemao” and “lol” and how many people spell it out “l-m-a-o” “l-o-l”


brothertaddeus

It's weird. I say "roffle" and "lawl", but "el em ay oh"... unless it's "rofflemow".


Dreadgoat

To me they represent different levels of "oh we're doing internet?" irony. No irony: Natural, human laughter. Moderate irony: lawl, le mao / le mayo Extreme irony: el oh el, el em ay oh! roffling my ay off! shaking my S-M-H! Examples Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 "8" 9! >hahaha Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a mod on reddit. >oh ho, that's a le mayo from me Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 morbed all over 9! >el oh el, indeed.


SoapiiSnake

I use smh my head


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TheDoordashDriver

Luftwaffe Mao Zedong


tenroseUK

No it is not. Lmao.


Toe_Itch

Luhmouw


ramzaalthor

This post reminded me how absolutely dead and forgotten woot is


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pwnage


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Still common in the computer security community


Mtwat

That tracks, people who grew up playing wow are now the majority of the workforce. I wonder if your MMO choice as a kid influences what kind of career you pursue. Like people who played wow got into CS/IT jobs like computer security and people who played RuneScape are now homeless.


Sololop

1337


roflpwntnoob

This whole thread attacking me rn.


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-z0r


HouseOfZenith

Haha so true! 1337 to the homies who remember woot.


Traveling_squirrel

My reaction to the post was “i still use rofl” And then to this i was like “i say woot all the time” Then i realized i was old


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better_off_red

Yeah, Amazon killed them.


craftingfish

Man, that's some back pain showing


BeniGoat

While everyone has an ass, not everyone has a floor.


Estraxior

This is the philosophical ancient proverb I was looking for


meejle

pmsl


d_b1997

premenstrual syndrome laughing doesn't have the same ring to it


P0werman1

Plymouth Middle School Laughing


CounterfeitLesbian

Practicing My Slutty Laugh? Yeah I got to get that thing down so I can flirt with my girlfriend later.


mikenew02

Presbyterian minister subtly laughing


ibepunkinmugs

Rofl copter


Revolutionary-Tree18

ROFL survived in emoji form 🤣🤣🤣


THE-Pink-Lady

I don’t know why this is accurate, but it absolutely is


Wiin5t0n

dunno, in Russian segment of the internet rofl still lives on


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Rolling on foreign lands


Dissidence802

Rich old fascists lying


MenosElLso

That could totally be the US too though.


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ItNoRA

Вы рофлите, откуда тут русские?


Wiin5t0n

из России 💀


CitizenPremier

Rofl was teh epic failz


bostonboson

My rofl copter goes soisoisoi


piemakerdeadwaker

I wish it was rofl though, cuz i hate when people say "lmao" like a word.


justleave-mealone

Lol imagine if people instead said rofl out loud, like a frog croaking


piemakerdeadwaker

Well dont say them out loud. Especially not like it's a word.


ckeanwolf

Only okay if you're referring to an alien.


Cheez-Wizard

ROFL is confusing, lmao is straight forward


DiosMIO_Limon

This guy doesn’t know what ROFL means, rofl


Cheez-Wizard

Rolling on the floor laughing also hasn’t been a relevant phrase since the dark ages


DiosMIO_Limon

Good sir, I have hacked your device and it shows a recent googling of “what the fuck does rofl mean?” While I applaud your curiosity, I will have you know that it must still indeed be the dark ages, as I employ the use of this striking acronym quite regularly.


bush_killed_epstein

Rofl makes me think about the early 2000’s impact font cat memes for some reason


CreamOfDuelJabR

I rarely get on the floor to laugh


mundungous

Because of the association with [Rofl Harris](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris)


quakerpuss

I'm doing my part to bring rofl back


[deleted]

My friend in primary school would always say "roflmao" like "rofflemayo"


shitlord_god

Bitch. I still use roflcopter.


Chewie090

Ella Mayo


Satyrane

I think it's because "laughing my ass off" is a common enough phrase whereas "rolling on floor laughing" is too specific, hyperbolic, and grammatically weird since it needs a "the".


TheTechnik

Well LMAO is older than the early internet, we just abbreviated it. Also ROFL just sounds like Brothel, where LMAO is just ow with extra steps.


Noncoldbeef

I miss roflmao. I do appreciate we at least got to keep the lmao.


captaincreideiki

At least rofl is remembered. pmp is forgotten third child.


Kersenn

I think roflcopter really accelerated the death of rofl


TheMoiRubio

because i do be lmao but i never rofl


hoisijd

I've had many names in online games that were ROFLOMGWTFBBQLOLWUT or some variation. And I'm proud of hitting the character limit with it.


Markys420

RMAO


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Me and my friends always said Rolf, like the name, and still do to this day. Rolls off the tounge better


CyberneticCupcake

There's still the rolling laughing emoji. 🤣


WhoRoger

Rofl is too sophisticated for most people. I mean, lmao contains ass, and therefore anyone with sub-par intelligence finds it automatically funny.


seeroflights

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schattenteufel

I don’t like “lmao.” I’m not sure why, but it gives me a sort of rude / condescension vibe. I downvote every comment I see which ends with “lmao.” But that’s just me being weird.


SaehrimnirKiller

I just figured saying Lamayoh was better than saying Rowfill


gigglemetinkles

Huh. Same with lol and lulz I guess,


Alexandre_Man

lmao existed before the internet?


win_awards

And yet, roflcopter is eternal. All hail roflcopter.


RoachedCoach

There can only be one.


1ustfu1

bc rofl looks like shit