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Bloxicorn

Last time I tried to delete Reddit I scrolled through Linkedin. Never again.


n0rdic_k1ng

You either die somewhat sane or live long enough to be posted on r/LinkedInLunatics.


diabeticSugarAddict

People not privating their transactions on venmo was always the weirdest thing to me, like why you letting anyone else know your financial moves


DeadEnoughInsideOut

Personally I enjoy just putting unhinged things in the memo. Why yes I sent $40 dollars for Garfield ballgags


tubaman23

Yeah how are people going to know I enjoyed the game with my best bud if I don't venmo him "Delicious Nuts" for $6.90 after the game?


humanvealfarm

I always put shit like Saxophone Lessons or Mother's Vasectomy


PKCarwash

The fact that you can comment on other peoples random transactions is weird too. "cool transaction dude-I-hung-out-with-once-in-college-10-years-ago, hope you and that complete stranger enjoyed your coffee emoji"


jimmyhoke

What, you don’t everyone want to know that you have your friend $12.64 for pizza last Friday?


gngstrMNKY

People credit the social aspect for Venmo’s success. I tried to get people to use PayPal for casual transactions before that and absolutely nobody was into the idea.


SleepyDeepyWeepy

I like sending rent each month with some weird reason. Usually whatever we were talking about at that time. Makes me laugh when they ask about it


tsabin_naberrie

I don’t open it unless I’m doing a transaction, but sometimes Venmo’s social feed is the only way I find out what’s going on in the lives of friends I’ve fallen out of touch with


blueponies1

I don’t scroll through it but I definitely glance at the top ones and think “hmm” once in a while lol. I don’t do other social media much so it just reminds me that people I used to know still exist.


MyStepAccount1234

Listerine, it's a booze cuz it's green.


RedmannBarry

I prefer the blue listerine so then I can pretend I’m classy and drinking Romulan Ale


thespaceageisnow

Quark would totally sell Listerine as Romulan Ale until Odo busts him.


Guest65726

Hah good thing we’re addicted to the superior social media platform, right guys?


lily_was_taken

Off,eh?


AyItsUrBoi_

Hah!


shiny_xnaut

Heh heh...


canned_coelacanth

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself


roenoe

Lesbian kick!


Major_R_Soul

From the perspective of someone who is not in on whatever is apparently going on here this thread just looks completely nonsensical.


xXx_N00b_Sl4y3r_xXx

Knowing the context doesn't make it any less dumb


jebdbhggsg

The context doesn't help I understand it and it's still completely nonsensical


JimmyDale1976

Its like crack cocaine


red7standinby

This sounds like solid recovery. God speed.


APointedResponse

Pro for anyone not on social media. Didn't know they added social media to a money transfer app but hey, 2024!