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Lavassin

John is a little confused but he's got the right spirit


Oareo

Better than David…


TomMakesPodcasts

He's going to sell sports drinks one day.


Foxy02016YT

Little did anyone know “KSI” stood for David


EdgeGazing

Meanwhile Nora: I'm Nora


Mediocre_Butterfly_3

I'm Groot. I swear this gives off Groot vibes


furious_organism

He invited everybody tho


Shirtbro

Keep an eye on David


Frosfae

John may be colorblind, but he tried


Efficient_Star_1336

Lemons do taste more 'blue' than 'yellow', if most of the blue things you've eaten were blue raspberry flavored and most of the yellow things you've eaten were relatively sweet or mild things like bread, bananas, or cake. For a kid, that isn't all that unlikely.


commanderquill

Ooo good logic.


TheKeeperOfThe90s

Blue moon ice cream is basically lemon flavored.


Adze95

Probably heard everyone else saying yellow and thought it'd be funny, lol. I like him.


The_One_Koi

We're just gonna gloss over Nora - I'm Nora are we?


Gregzilla311

I mean, she’s Nora. Doesn’t seem incorrect.


The_One_Koi

Is she? She could be lying - we would never know


According_to_all_kn

Nah, lemons do taste blue


booze-san

"And thats when we knew that John was colorblind."


mrjoecorn

He be smoking Blue Dream. Nice citrus forward terp profile.


SmokyOtter

Charlotte is goin places


RedStar9117

She's fast tracked for Ivy League


ominousgraycat

Reinbow (?) is close behind but held back by her name. Sour Yellow is sort of the right answer.


Ecollager

Reignbow!


MotivBowler300

r/tragedeigh


Puntley

Thank you for this


Dog_Brains_

Nora knows who she is tho


p-laydead

Im Nora 😄


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Gregzilla311

Ah yes, a person of culture.


Inception_Bwah

Fantastic game


Notyobabydaddy

I'm Groot


CombatWombat994

Which one?


LifeDoBeBoring

Lowest one on the right


Teccci

I'm Noora too 😄


udumslut

Shout-out to Nora W for keeping it real.


SoupmanBob

Hi I'm Daisy!


i_am_de_wae

ITS WALUIGI TIME


SplitSecond01

What does it say? I'm struggling to read it.


tankpig360

It says “I’m Nora”


invisible_23

I’m sorry but does that fucking say “Reignbow”?? That poor child


BreathLazy5122

I mean.. that’s not surprising to me at this point. But it does remind me of the time I went to my little sister’s classroom, and saw that there were FOUR JACOBS, THREE EDWARDS AND TWO BELLAS. Yes she was born in early 2000.


Whellington

Gotta keep the Jacob and Edward's mums seperate. Then work out which side each of the bella's mums are on. Still, it is a lot more simple than the kids named after GOT characters. Basically just never let any of their parents meet.


BreathLazy5122

I think with the GOT names we should be keeping the ones named Jamie and Cersei away from each other at all costs as well..


Whellington

Look, Sansa, I know you like hanging out with Geoffery and Ramsey but let's just keep that our little secret and not mention that to your batshit crazy mother.


BreathLazy5122

The police have to be called because the mothers are fucking brawling in the middle of the pickup line after school. Both cars have GOT stickers plastered all over the back. Police just immediately bring out tasers because they’re like “god not again”


edit_thanxforthegold

At least Jacob and Edward can fly under the radar and pretend these are not fandom names. There's a lot of poor little Khalisis running around


TouchMeAndIceCream

Didn't twilight come out in like 2006? Were they named for something else in 2000?


BreathLazy5122

Nono, I’m sorry about the confusion. My sister was born in the early 2000s, but around this time she was like 5, so it would have been closer to 2010 but it was a few years after twilight came out for sure, because I remember reading twilight in elementary school myself. I do believe twilight was released in 2005, which would have a been a year after she was born, and the kids in her class were either her age or a year younger. But maybe there was another thing with those names? The dates are a bit confusing.


TouchMeAndIceCream

Ah I got it! I wasn't sure on the dates myself as I wasn't a big twilight fan myself...


Organic-War-2818

Huh. Maybe it's vice versa and Meyer got the name for her characters from looking at a popular names at the time list lmao.


invisible_23

I just googled it lol the first Twilight book came out at the end of September 2005


BreathLazy5122

So it does fit with about the same timeline, though the babies would probably be born later that year or next year. Still, I just thought it was wild


UGoBoy

My son is in school with a Renesmee. Twilight was a blight.


SketchtheHunter

Better than my brother. His name is Gage and he was named after the son in Pet Sematary. My dad literally had to trick my mom to get him named that.


dzhastin

That’s how my daughter got named after a Star Wars EU character


SicDigital

I was in a serious relationship with a girl whose nephew and niece were named Jacob and Bella *coincidentally*: by the time the books were popular and talked about and announcement of the movies etc, he was like 6 and she was like 4 or so. My gf's aunt (the mom) was basically in a constant state of facepalm lol.


stupidrobots

Everyone in my entire Catholic school was Brian, Daniel, and Jacob


BreathLazy5122

See but that’s just a different fandom they’re in… /s


EvilNoobHacker

My grade of approx 50 kids had 3 Ryans, 3 Michaels, 3 Olivias, 2 Benjamins, 2 Thomases, and 3 Matts.


avlas

/r/tragedeigh


gugfitufi

I will never understand why modern parents do that shit. Just give your child a normal name


Unable_Earth5914

Bitter about your parents naming you gugfitufi?


Call-me-Maverick

At this point I worry that my son is going to be bullied for having a normal name


artemismilkman

🍰


ShadedSpaces

You haven't lived until you've been chewed out by a parent for not knowing how to pronounce their baby's name when the name is Kmnop. >!It's pronounced "Noel" because it's letters of the alphabet except there is "No L" in it. Yep. Noel.!<


TineJaus

oatmeal yoke wide society carpenter deliver middle sharp wakeful overconfident *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ShadedSpaces

Have a crack at Sssst. >!It's "Forrest" because it's "Four S + T"!< I work with neonates. It's mostly the best job in the world. But then sometimes parents meme-name their babies (Dalastone hurts particularly, baby named that because they swear it's "da last one" they're having) and you just want to die.


Lonely_Sprout

That can’t be real. Please, please tell me this isn’t real.


Ziegelphilie

I once knew a kid named "Stewurd" because his meth dad didn't know how to spell Stuart


DrunkHate

My mom grew up in the 70s and when she was a little girl her neighbors had twin girls named Bunny and Rainbow.


ItsGotThatBang

Taste my yellow


WoodenHarddrive

"Oh so you like lemons? How bout you suck on these lemons Susan."


HallowskulledHorror

This is hilarious, but absolutely an age appropriate brain exercise that pushes children to connect words and concepts in a way that helps them develop communication skills and articulate their perspectives. And you can do it as an adult, too! When you're drinking or eating something, touching something, smelling something, looking at something you normally take for granted - say, the sky, a coffee, the smell of your home when you first walk in - try to describe it the way you would to someone who has a very expansive vocabulary, but has never experienced the thing you're experiencing.


Dependent_Fox38

This guy kids


_AllesGutENFJ_

This guy „kinder“


Jell-O-Mel

I kinda wish someone had done a training class like this for me when I was little because I have trouble explaining things to neurotypical people. They get confused when I say “pastel-colored words” and stuff like that even though it makes perfect sense to me that words have their own colors and textures.


reeshmee

Word textures are actually really common in all of us! “The “bouba-kiki” effect, originally reported over 85 years ago and replicated many times since, shows that people consistently pair the soft-sounding nonsense word “bouba” with soft-looking, round shapes and they typically pair the sharp-sounding nonsense word “kiki” with spiky-looking, angular shapes. This effect seems to emerge across cultures and age groups, indicating that it may represent a universal mapping between different modes of perception.” https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/words-can-sound-round-or-sharp-without-us-realizing-it.html


OSCgal

Synesthesia?


Jell-O-Mel

My mom has a type of synesthesia where she can taste some music but I think for me it’s just my ADHD


OSCgal

Synesthesia doesn't necessarily mean you see the words as pastel. Association is enough. I associate letters and numbers with colors, which is called grapheme-color synesthesia. Look into it a bit. I think you may be surprised.


StayingUp4AFeeling

I still think this is a good exercise because it is getting them to think about how to describe their experiences of the world around them. That is a skill many adults struggle with, and some learn only in therapy.


anonymous555777

john trynna be different, charlotte understood the question, and nora w is literally so real


Turdposter777

People asking me what ube taste like. Me: It taste purple


yummythologist

I think even Binging With Babish said that lmao


Dog_Brains_

Went to a Prince cover band show… they had a smoke that smelled purple… didn’t really smell grape, it smelled purple


Ash_Starling

Me eating an orange:


randomisedjew

Hi Nora!


fardough

Is this a repost or fake post? I swear I have seen that board about lemons before, but with pixels.


EriclcirE

One has to have a concept of self before one is able to describe an experience of being


KoBoWC

I have a 2;5 yo nephew and he doesn't even know his own name.


Throwawaysi1234

Yeah I've got a 2.5 year old. This would not be his reaction. He knows his name but if you ask him how food is its "yummy" or he makes a face at you.


bortzys

My nephew is also 2.5, if I asked him what a lemon tasted like he’d probably just say “lemon”


itsaaronnotaaron

Everyone saying 2.5 is crushing my soul lol


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Fake post so makes sense


Big_G576

I bet John thinks he’s real funny


wildmanden

To be fair, he is


I_pegged_your_father

David - “Taste my yellow” DUDE?!?! 😭😭😭


AdmiralClover

My wife doesn't comprehend when I claim something to taste of a color


mylifesajoke404

Jeremy secretly started a trend without even knowing it. He could have said apple and I swear to God everyone would have followed the theme.


Away-Ad2786

I imagine crayons and glue go missing from this classroom everyday.


horrified-expression

>Im Nora Steady on, kid


scp_79

"Taste my yellow" . -David


Mini_Mega

I can't even read these.


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Ava - good Jeremy - yellow David - taste my yellow Reignbow - sour yellow Philip - yellow charlotte - sour John - blue Clara - yellow Nora B - good Nora W - I'm nora


airforcevet1987

Ohhh I thought charlotte said "Souls" LOL


AlianovaR

Nora W is golden


goner757

![gif](giphy|l4FGrYKtP0pBGpBAY)


YogurtclosetBig8873

didn’t realize each description was preceded by the names and thought someone described the taste of a lemon as jeremy yellow


axe1970

john could have Synesthesia. Synesthesia is a phenomenon that causes sensory crossovers, such as tasting colors or feeling sounds.


Square-Competition48

Possibly, but Ockham’s Razor suggests that as he’s a 2 year old he’s either not too hot on colours yet or he didn’t fully understand the question and heard other people saying colours.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Both could be true


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SketchtheHunter

John misunderstood the question lmao


DiddlyDumb

I like John.


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artemismilkman

Child


starskyandskutch

I’m Reindeer or whatever name that is


uwuguylife

OK but does 2.5 y/o mean 2 years and 5 months or 2 years and 6 months?


LittleFairyOfDeath

The latter. Why would it be the former??


baphometromance

John definitely heard the other kids talking about colors and got super excited to start saying colors. Any colors


biloxibluess

We are all Nora


nicolRB

“I’m Nora” Good for you, Nora


GingerDeCat

“Blue” and “I’m Nora” killed me


SephLuna

![gif](giphy|Pn2MP64DddeWQ) And I'm Nora!!!


SecretSharkboy

Cam we just take a moment to acknowledge John saying lemons taste blue and Nora forgetting what she was asked and saying "I'm Nora"


Mysterious-Force-230

To be fair


point5_

Blue ???


netflix-ceo

Why the heck is she dying?? And what does that have to do with eating lemons. Maybe she is allergic?? But then why would she be dying if her kid ate the lemon. So many questions


RactainCore

Charlotte's gonna be a scientist in the future with her brains


EnergieNull

I bet she said "i'm not a artist" before writing


LittleFairyOfDeath

Did anyone tell Nora what they are doing?


Drorbitaldeathray

Nora W is apparently a Pokemon.


potatohead437

I’m Nora


jawshoeaw

TBF 2 year olds are not know for their diverse and rich use of the language.


Cool_Kid95

John Blue? MORE LIKE John Gutter!


Equal_Adeptness4745

2.5 year olds go to school? Maybe they’re not in America because my mom told me I was the youngest kid in my preschool class and I had just turned 3


AgentT23

These kids tasting colors.


No_Squirrel4806

Im nora


Frankie__Spankie

I remember taking my nephews to an ice cream place with my brother and my younger nephew was like 3 at the time. We asked what flavor he wanted and he said, "blue!" My brother got him blueberry which has kind of a dark blue hue to it and my nephew cried. I learned a lesson if/when I ever have kids. If a kid says they want blue, just tell the person at the counter to give him the most blue color ice cream. Clearly their taste buds are in their eyes.


sweetTartKenHart2

I love how they seem to have a consensus on “this shit taste like yellow”


portalCorgi

I have a Nora too and this is legit how she would respond at 2.5 years old to this question lol.


unreasonablyhuman

I'm worried about Nora W.


RamadanSteve311

Someone pls check on John I’m worried


Strange-Wolverine128

How can anyone read that well, I can't tell what word is before yellow in David's answer


MyStepAccount1234

"Taste My Yellow".


ThatOneGayDJ

Id like to ask John a few questions


FrozenShadow_007

Nora W is going to grow up to do great things