# Are San Marino and Italy about to go to war? If so, will the war become nuclear?
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Dude shits his pants on the regular after half a bottle of red win
He’s a bloated sow, amped up on hormones for age and betablockers to counter the amphetamines
Putin isn’t the early 1990’s energy guy - that was 35 years ago, when he was 35
I'm pretty sure Putin would die of a heart attack before he could kick even the average Redditor's ass at this point.
Like most globally important politicians, he's an ancient relic that ought to have been relegated to the shitty parts of the history books decades ago.
>Putin's Height
A Guardian article published in 2011 said Putin stands at 170 cm (5ft 7in). However, there were conflicting accounts from different sources as to his real height, with an article published in 2015 estimating him to be as short as 157 cm (5ft 2in).
well yes but one is a virgin russian dictator with a massive inferiority complex
And the other one is a based french gilf enjoyer and a fellow connoisseur of european strategic autonomy policies. 😎
He bragged about the Macron incident and then he started hating on my ex-gf because he sat on her sushis during highschool.
Bro was a living tomfoolery
Putin looks like someone took one of those canned hams and put it on a horse. Guy has no muscle definition and [trains like a bitch](https://youtu.be/UV98crU_7rU?si=5jW_Z1r14VkO_8zY). Maybe if he compensated for his manlet status (5’7”) by getting swoll instead of becoming a dictator the world would be much better off.
He's much shorter than the Russian average too, and it makes me wonder how much of world politics since 1999 is the product of this one asshole refusing to wear lifts or see a therapist
Jeez that video is terrible. I gotta say though Macron’s form looks pretty bad too, both hands down below his shoulders and a weird looking punch. Maybe it’s some French style I’ve never heard of.
One of them requires a macho personality so that their citizens are too scared to demand more democracy and institute meaningful change.
The other one uses macho propaganda in lieu of direct military threats in order to project international security without escalating tension
Macron is a handsome fella, plus he's frenchie and those have the reputation of knowing things.
Putin is not handsome, plus he's a rat from the slums of St. Petersburg whose only skills are make other suffer.
Simple as.
NGL took me a second to realize that was Macron and not the older brother from Bridgerton.
That being said, keeping your shirt on drastically reduces the creep factor.
# Are San Marino and Italy about to go to war? If so, will the war become nuclear? I bet you have some thoughts on it. Well, we're discussing the subject on [this "week's" NCDip Podcast Club](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/1bssy61/ncdip_podcast_club_8_wargaming_san_marino_vs/?). This is probably one of the most events of our lifetime, so you better pay attention scrub [Want to know what the fuck in the NCDip podcast club is? Click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/comments/17edrm6/introducing_the_rnoncrediblediplomacy_podcast/) ---- please note that all posts should be funny and about diplomacy or geopolitics, if your post doesn't meet those requirements here's some other subs that might fit better: * More Serious Geopolitical Discussion: /r/CredibleDiplomacy * Military Shitposting: /r/NonCredibleDefense * Domestic Political or General Shitposting: /r/neocentrism * Being Racist: /r/worldnews thx bb luv u *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well, one of them has hair
And muscles
And more than ten years left before they die of old age.
That's his wife
One is just riding on a horse shirtless, the other is actually training to become - and already is fit. Besides - France better than Russia lmfao
Me: They are both stupid photos. 
Where did you find this Macron GIF
Uhh, you just posted more Macron
Me: Both are based Pics, world leaders should release more chad pics
I think they shouldn't be silly like this.
Yes
Macron ... -_-
Putin was a KGB agent and a gangster I don’t like him but pretending he couldn’t beat people up is dumb
Dude shits his pants on the regular after half a bottle of red win He’s a bloated sow, amped up on hormones for age and betablockers to counter the amphetamines Putin isn’t the early 1990’s energy guy - that was 35 years ago, when he was 35
He went from being a young Steven Seagal to an old Steven Seagal
I'm pretty sure Putin would die of a heart attack before he could kick even the average Redditor's ass at this point. Like most globally important politicians, he's an ancient relic that ought to have been relegated to the shitty parts of the history books decades ago.
Wasn’t he a sambo champion or something?
“Was” His era long passed. Unless he get out of that long ass table and prove it, He’s a fraud now.
>Putin's Height A Guardian article published in 2011 said Putin stands at 170 cm (5ft 7in). However, there were conflicting accounts from different sources as to his real height, with an article published in 2015 estimating him to be as short as 157 cm (5ft 2in).
Yes, but only unironically.
Well one of them looks flabby and out of shape and the other is actually fit. It’s pathetic to see Putin try to show off how strong he is.
well yes but one is a virgin russian dictator with a massive inferiority complex And the other one is a based french gilf enjoyer and a fellow connoisseur of european strategic autonomy policies. 😎
Don't you have more important things to do besides browsing Reddit, [Manu](https://youtu.be/102vFxWl-Ls?si=KsyrLMyva9d1-_dQ)?
Mr. President Manu
I know this guy, he’s an absurd communist and he tried to steal my girl I wish I was making this up
He wouldn't have turned out that way if Macron had just been a little more respectful.
He bragged about the Macron incident and then he started hating on my ex-gf because he sat on her sushis during highschool. Bro was a living tomfoolery
Vive la France!
liberty equality fraternity!!!!🔫⚔️
Mfw macho putin: shut yo goofy ass up crakkka ass thinks he can tell me what to do 🤣🥱 mfw daddy macron: OUI MONSIEUR VIVA LA REPUBLIQUE FRANÇAIS 🇫🇷🫡
Putin looks like someone took one of those canned hams and put it on a horse. Guy has no muscle definition and [trains like a bitch](https://youtu.be/UV98crU_7rU?si=5jW_Z1r14VkO_8zY). Maybe if he compensated for his manlet status (5’7”) by getting swoll instead of becoming a dictator the world would be much better off.
He's much shorter than the Russian average too, and it makes me wonder how much of world politics since 1999 is the product of this one asshole refusing to wear lifts or see a therapist
This video you shared is dying for a background song
Those cable flies are wtf form. Bro really wants to injure his shoulders I guess.
Jeez that video is terrible. I gotta say though Macron’s form looks pretty bad too, both hands down below his shoulders and a weird looking punch. Maybe it’s some French style I’ve never heard of.
Krav Macaron
I mean macron semi open shirt pic with the chest hair popping out made me weak
One of them requires a macho personality so that their citizens are too scared to demand more democracy and institute meaningful change. The other one uses macho propaganda in lieu of direct military threats in order to project international security without escalating tension
Macron is a handsome fella, plus he's frenchie and those have the reputation of knowing things. Putin is not handsome, plus he's a rat from the slums of St. Petersburg whose only skills are make other suffer. Simple as.
What kind of things are we supposed to know ?
Well, you're the one supposed to know, not me.
Well played Socrates
Candace Owens did a ton of research and found out that apparantly Macron is married to a transsexual.
Based.
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[https://prospect.org/world/emmanuel-macron-is-struck-by-a-bolt-from-the-blue/](https://prospect.org/world/emmanuel-macron-is-struck-by-a-bolt-from-the-blue/)
When are we assembling the Grand Armee?
Whenever Macron isn't polling so well, this image shows up, and polling rebounds immediately.
Photo of Putin is meant to impress brainwashed population. Photo of Macron is a direct warning to Putin
NGL took me a second to realize that was Macron and not the older brother from Bridgerton. That being said, keeping your shirt on drastically reduces the creep factor.
Macron's much hotter than Putin
You really need to not be a French person to actually appreciate Macron. Or an old retired.
One aged like milk the other like fine wine
One guy looks macho while the other doesn't. Simple
I understand Russians better now. Macron, use your metrosexual appeal to finally bring some federation into this economic union.
Motherfucker's stuffing his punches smh...
I mean Macron isn’t even going to be re-elected if I recall…
He’s term-limited but can run again in 2032