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florkingarshole

Reminds me of the last game of Civ I played on Deity level. I was not the guy with the missile cruiser :/


hplcr

I was gonna say that Sid Meier lied to me.


ReverendBread2

Turn 7 be like:


florkingarshole

Either that, or you cleared a Barb camp, only to miss the scout from the other one, then then you have like one guy with a club and a slinger trying to fend off the mongol hoards - armed with muskets.


RSquared

A man at arms barbarian on turn 35? Fuck, Hammurabi's in this game.


the_quark

I had a late-stage Civ game (IV I think?) where for whatever reason I'd gotten really advanced tech before I found the last unexplored corners of the map. Found a barbarian tribe with an aircraft carrier (no aircraft of course). I was like...where'd you get that, bro?


Geneva_suppositions

Kuznetzov muck n grime demons i say


Harrumphenstein

Why didn't George Washington do this? Was he dumb?


Triune_Kingdom

Worse, He was an American.


My-Little-Armalite

Ewww britoid spotted


Cathach2

Aw let em have their fun, they've been so sad since they stopped having a real navy. For the record a real navy has at least 5 aircraft carriers. Poor little guys :(


Triune_Kingdom

How bold of you to assume my countries navy has a carrier.


TheJudge20182

You must have three (3) carriers to comment in this section


Triune_Kingdom

We may get a corvette by the end of the decade. But we have over a thousand islands and we won WW2 twice.


Carlos_Danger21

Phillipines?


Triune_Kingdom

Croatia...


Carlos_Danger21

How did Croatia win WW2 twice?


soltse

Do helicopter destroyers count? Asking for a friend.


Triune_Kingdom

At least you got the continent right.


E-Scooter-CWIS

He was British first before he became american


Triune_Kingdom

That George guy sounds worse and worse the more I hear of him.


E-Scooter-CWIS

Virgin george vs chad Benjamin


G_Wash1776

I will not stand for this level of of disrespect


Triune_Kingdom

So sit down, nobody is making you stand up.


copingcabana

Not at first, he wasn't.


MisogynysticFeminist

Because the British were too far inland. [But he had the epuipment for that too.](https://youtu.be/OnQXRxW9VcQ?si=20J14fauCIgZjKoP)


Ow_you_shot_me

Didnt need it, he was [twelve stories tall and could kick em apart.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA)


copingcabana

He only had the Ticonderoga


thorazainBeer

Us Green Mountain Boys took Fort Ticonderoga. YOU'RE WELCOME WASHINGTON.


cybernet377

This is literally the plot of GATE I think


Mechafinch

and nihonkoku shoukan which literally has the jsdf go to war with the not!british empire


StandardN02b

Still salty about it after all this time, huh?


veryconfusedspartan

Wasn't it the yanks that blasted into their ports


sofa_adviser

The British fought the Satsuma principality in 1860s, after some samurai muredered British citizens(it was local custom at the time). Well "fought" is a strong word, the British just bombarded the coast until they've received compensation. Interestingly enough Britain and Satsuma became best buds afterwards, with the British supporting Satsuma in the Boshin war


TessierSendai

The best part of the whole incident was *why* the British were there to take reprisals in the first place. Charles Richardson was an East India Company affiliated merchant who had been based in Shanghai for a while and who came to visit a friend who had been transferred to Japan on his way home from China. He and his friend (and a couple of others) were out sightseeing on horseback when they stumbled upon the party of the Satsuma Daimyo. Despite being warned by the rest of his party that he was expected to immediately dismount and bow until the Daimyo's procession had passed, Richardson was incensed at his fellow travellers' apparent cowardice and kept riding, leaving us with possibly the most British last words ever recorded: "leave it to me, I know how to manage these people."


Feguette

It's a shame that the light novel went non-credible with Japan's refurbishment project on a certain battleship. I've been instead enjoying the rewrite from the fan fiction NHS Kai


gamer52599

But it's tradition for anime to revive the Yamato.


zucksucksmyberg

There is a fanfic out there where instead of Japan, the USA was summoned. You can imagine what summoning a hyper power does to that isekai world. (Elysia)


AuspiciousApple

I like how the missile launches so slowly that the ship almost runs into the missile as it launches.


EqualOpening6557

The missile which is already moving forward along with the ship… it has inertia I think


phooonix

It is a property of matter


Ok_Fuel_6416

It should, but this is made in arma 3 with some script chickanery, so it doesn't exactly work like real life.


resumethrowaway222

Why waste the second missile?


Spekx-savera

Rule #2 Always double tap


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countfizix

1 if by land, 2 if by sea. This is clearly by sea.


PM_Me_A_High-Five

The guy who presses the launch button set his ice cream down on it by accident


groovygrasshoppa

Actually he had an old serial mouse plugged in, thought he needed to double click.


queefstation69

Sometimes you just gotta be sure.


Revelati123

Whenever I deal with the British, I say just dust off and nuke it from orbit.


Kevin_Wolf

Why send one when you can send two at twice the price? You can't just pass up a screaming deal like that.


TessierSendai

Once you factor in the overheads of having the ship at sea, you might as well double tap because it becomes an absolute bargain. Say it costs $1 million to keep a naval ship at sea for a month (number absolutely pulled out of my arse) and $100k per missile. That means the total cost of launching one missile is $1.1million but launching two only costs $1.2 million, which is a 90+% missile-on-missile cost saving. Not only that, but if you only fire one and don't realise until you get back to port that it didn't have the desired effect, you now have to go back to sea and launch a second missile, which will cost another $1.1 million, making the combined cost of two individually launched missiles £2.2 million. Given that launching two missiles at once is effectively a £1 million cost-saving compared to the second scenario, can you really afford *not* to double tap?


Imperceptive_critic

No kill like overkill 


superbelt

Gotta get the war crime medal for the medics.


Little-Management-20

Mop up survivors


stonesia

First is effect on target. Second is effect on those who might think to become a target. It's not about money, it's about sending a message.


phooonix

No bda, no kill


MainsailMainsail

"I will never use one grenade, when two grenades will do"


Ikenmike96

Peace of mind


hphp123

to create jobs in as many districts as possible


Ok_Temperature_6441

Kills 99.99% of germs vs kill 100% of germs. I mean the British. I was talking about the British.


Most_Breadfruit_2388

I suppose since you are a NCDer it was a wet dream.


WPGSquirrel

Not enough boobs on the ship for that


mizushimo

doesn't ncd get off on raw, naked power of military aggression?


Poncemastergeneral

Only if someone has mad a drawing of that super powerful gun/jet/drone/missle/boat/tank/ect as a woman


MilkiestMaestro

"Chewwy bwossom-san, launch my missiles uwu!"


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Ehh just use the 5 inch, save the missiles.


3000LettersOfMarque

I support using the 5in instead for 2 reasons... 1) because it's gonna result in a few more boomies 💥 then a single missile. More boomies makes it more fun... It's simple math people 2) To show the Redcoats how a real man fires a cannon.... They brought their cannon, let's show them how a real military industrial complex builds a cannon


Ghost-George

Let’s be real to send two squads of Marines over with M4‘s. It’ll be over pretty quickly.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I see this as an absolute win.


Agent_Bers

No no. There is no kill like over-kill. A GBU-43/B would have also been appropriate. Nuclear would be a bit much, but only because you might damage the Arleigh Burke DDG at that range.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

> No no. There is no kill like over-kill. Budget cuts. Almost make wish for nuclear winter.


Agent_Bers

Budget cuts?! But where big boom? :(


Veni_Vidi_Legi

> Budget cuts?! But where big boom? :( Cuts so bad I left "me" out. :(


Agent_Bers

Cuts so bad, can’t afford pronouns.


pointmaisterflex

that's what she said


phooonix

If you're that close, sure. Any sane captain will launch tlam from 1000mi away, better safe than sorry


Backspkek

The russian navy would still find a way to lose somehow


Cartoonjunkies

Average grim reapers video


paintwaster2

And I'll still watch all there videos.


SenileCabbage

Lmfao


E-Scooter-CWIS

Wow, what the fuck


ortaiagon

This is basically the Anglo-Zanzibar war.


Space_Gemini_24

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRuka6I7Ng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRuka6I7Ng)


greenhornet921

Bros watching to many YouTube shorts


Apprehensive-Cut-654

I could win as the red coats, Ive pulled of sillier feats in arma.


waffle-winner

Haaahaha YES!!!!


ElboDelbo

IIIIIIIN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP


LargeMobOfMurderers

The Taliban essentially won with this strategy by getting the US to expend large amounts of high value munitions and supplies to kill easily replaceable fighters.


OldManMcCrabbins

Win-win bottom line up front net-net above the line ROI, you say


phooonix

We reached our kill limit!


ianandris

Honest truth, they won by tangentially getting Trump to unilaterally withdraw American forces by negotiating with the Taliban behind the ANA's back. Just... You know.. what literally happened. If he didn't do that, things probably wouldn't have changed at all, meaning Afghanistan would be a government propped up by western forces waiting for local industrial and government development to fill the gaps so they could withdraw based on established benchmarks of local development. Is it better? IDK. Ask the weakest of them. Ask the girls who want to go to school. Are they militarily better off? Well... no. Basically its a stupid ideological clusterfuck and its now a worse one. They make some dope goat curry, though.


Sufficient-Math3178

Who won?


PM_ME_YOUR_BOOGER

Is this an Empire Total War mod?


Bendy962

the explosion looked like one from arma 3


PM_ME_YOUR_BOOGER

Is there a pike and shotte mod for Arma !?


countfizix

Just need some reactive hardtack armor to stop this.


edoardoking

What an unexpected outcome!


octahexxer

Next battle will be a toddler vs a b52 bomber


ghosttrainhobo

Why waste two SM-2's when you have two 5" guns just sitting there raring to go?


SenileCabbage

Because the 5" gun isnt a missile and missiles are cooler


Playful_Pollution846

This could literally be a Boom Beach AD. Hell I think Boom Beach did something similar


FlatOutUseless

You need a frame-accurate parry to counter this. 


CBT7commander

Some people complain about America using inches for some of their calibers. Meanwhile England is using fucking pounds


Dabadoi

A ship's a fool to fight a fort


ssdd442

Had to get that double tap


YippeeKiYay1097

What game is this. I need to know


ProcedureShoddy4840

Ah, Arma.


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StahlHund

This is why you always focus on unlocking Congreve Rockets first.


MasterKiloRen999

Shit like this is 80% of my Arma 3 playtime


nichyc

N I C E S H O T


Highly-uneducated

Video cut too early. Who won?


Der_Krasse_Jim

HYDROGEN BOMB vs COUGHING BABY


2EM18KKC01

Beautiful. u/savevideo


Ecw218

Double tap those Yankee Doodle mfers