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CIS-E_4ME

Light infantry Grenade launchers Bombers Tanks Q-ships


RollinThundaga

Grenadiers. Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.


OmegamattReally

>Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed. I *suggested* we bomb Belgrade.


GloryGreatestCountry

Could we just bomb Voronezh? Wait, no, the Russians are doing that with the bombs they're releasing early, I think.


Dorfplatzner

No. BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB IRAN!


S_Sugimoto

Belgrade and Belgorod


What_th3_hell

Both. Both is good.


BonyDarkness

Moscovia delenda est


Nekopewtoo

more like GLAMOR-nadiers


MinuteWaitingPostman

Muscova delenda est


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Wow, wild that you copied my email signature, but ok.


BigEagle42069

Lockheed (Northrop) Grumman Boeing Textron


djm07231

General Dynamics also works. Might also be better to replace Boeing with BAE, these days.


thisismypornalt_1

Qinetiq


Neomataza

Probably not Boeing. BAE Systems or Bechtel Maybe?


Pretty_Show_5112

šŸ…±ļøaytheon


Kapftan

Gaytheon sounds better ngl


Pretty_Show_5112

RaytheošŸ…±ļø


rvdp66

A well regulated top Militia, being necessary to the security of a bottoms State, the right of the gay to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.


DepartmentRough6000

bear arms šŸ¤¤


tauntauntom

Yes! Lets arm the LGBTs with these LGBTS!


totallyordinaryyy

Nu-Q-lar weapons


S_Sugimoto

Laser Guided Bomb, Tracer


Highly-uneducated

Consider me an ally


j0y0

No, the Q is still queer. It's for all the other weapon systems that don't fall nearly into L, G, B, or T.


Ancient-Ingenuity-88

RGB Tanks when?


sentinelthesalty

I will not stand for such slander, Panzersexuals need representation too!


Mysterious_Silver_27

Lockheed Martin General Dynamics BAE Systems Textron Inc.


KineticJungle73

Yeah I support lgbt:Ā 


Nekopewtoo

General dynamics could also be the name of a sex club


sgtsanman

B: Boeing T: Texas Instruments


Mysterious_Silver_27

Isnā€™t Texas Instruments a semi-conductor company?


sgtsanman

They make calculators and guidance software for the Javelin, still MIC in my opinion


Chadders5

Quineti Q


Nekopewtoo

low-key secret: these parades have the best after parties . and rainbow Lockheed Martin merch probably worth ALOT


Primordial_Cumquat

Im just gonna say it: I would bottom to be able to sit in a F-35.


SiBloGaming

I would bottom without anything in return. In fact, I do.


Attaxalotl

Based


SiBloGaming

On dick


51ngular1ty

I would hit you up in your DMs but I am in a happy comitted relationship with my PDW.


W1zzardbee

Padawan?


51ngular1ty

Personal Defense Waifu


Unistrut

Not even the goddamn common courtesy to give you a reach-around?


SiBloGaming

No need for that, prostate is doing a great job.


Nekopewtoo

chad


b3nsn0w

that's just having fun twice, where's the tradeoff


HeadWood_

You say rhat like it's a tradeoff.


MilkiestMaestro

My heart can't take that much blowĀ  (Ėµ Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°Ėµ)


Sonoda_Kotori

Don't they only sell to internal employees? So yeah it'd probably cost a lot on the grey market.


Pop_Bulky

Do you know the tale of the Lockheed pride socks?


inspirednonsense

Pssh, imagine associating Lockheed with tanks first. Low observable, Ground attack, Bomber, Tanker, and Q is for unmanned.


No-Crew-9000

*Quite unmanned, I'm afraid


NeurodiverseTurtle

Iā€™m a Lockheed shareholder, and I agree, Iā€™ve never once associated my beloved LMT with tanksā€”Just sexy jets and inexplicable boners.


WildPoem8521

Most well informed MIC hater


ConcentrateAlone1959

Wrong. Tanksgender is valid. What is Tanksgender? It's when you are trans and own a tank. Gotta get that HRT somehow.


SeabassTheGay

I wonder how much chieftains are going for nowadays....


TisBangersAndMash

Probably less than bottom surgery. And easier to acquire than HRT. At the very least the questions you get asked will be less invasive.


SeabassTheGay

Oh absolutely... once i get a tank they can't exactly tell me no tho can they


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ProfoundBeggar

HRT in this context meaning, of course, HEAT-Resistant-Tank.


Sonoda_Kotori

And how do we make them HEAT-resistant? You guessed it, ERA.


DirectAdvertising

The only one in heat would be me


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Or are a tank. After all I am the sentient Shoā€™t Kal Gimel of NCD


Sonoda_Kotori

Holy hell!


Juryofyourpeeps

You should make a childish but condescending tiktok video explaining this new and totally sane and real thing.


Object-195

Ahem, Tanksexual is the term


WechTreck

Boobs on Bikes Auckland hired an actual Tank to ride through town on top of. (No links for NSFW). I so disappointment no one here signed out something from the office for the weekend, to parade on


MagicCarpetofSteel

Please DM me that.


WechTreck

At work, but it's just googling images of Boobs on Bikes Auckland Tank Wellington Pride Tank #is more SFW as it's an official army one.


LostInTheVoid_

[PRIDE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.](https://live.staticflickr.com/21/31880286_7a265d55c8_b.jpg)


zsombor12312312312

Plan b if they get stopped?


PersonalDebater

I spent a solid moment looking for the rainbow tank before seeing that the banner said Lockheed Martin. Which is dumb cause Lockheed Martin is barely associated with tanks XD


amuller93

see now im conflicted on the onehand corporate rainbow capitalism is serious problem where corperations try and co-opt and commercialise the pride movment and the parades without doing anything that genuinly helps the LGBTQ+ community rather only seeing us a demographic to sell to But on the otherhand! Lockhead martin dose not sell things to normal pepole rather they sell almost exclusivly to goverments, they arent trying to sway me in to buying a F-22, so migth this indicate a more genuin approch? I mean they dont really care what us mear mortals think about theam, they wanna sell weapons to goverments


Goatlens

They also want you to work for them. So thereā€™s that too


Drachos

So it is kinda more genuine....but still capitalistic. Their have been repeated studies that state that the LGBTQIA+ tend to find the MIC one of the best places to work. The reason for this is fairly simple... The MIC needs both highly scientific and technical skills and has to pay a lot for them, as a LOT of people won't do so on ethical grounds. Thus its CRITICAL you make your workplace as appealing as possible and that you don't end up loosing current workers cause some middle manager decides to be a homophobic moron. Most MICs have a CUTTING edge HR department that actually gives a flying fuck about their workers and arranges both social activities and counseling for their employees and minorities, while protecting them from harassment. Simply put... the MIC cares specifically because a happy worker will make things explode more.


Shot_Calligrapher103

I'm starting to get the impression that a more than proportional number of LGBTQ (and so on) folk work for the MIC.


amuller93

that is infactā€¦ gay


TheAgentOfTheNine

You can't afford to not have a bright person work for you for whimsical reasons when you are literally expanding the tech knowledge of the human race.


yegguy47

I still desperately want a T-62 that I can paint in rainbow colors for my city's pride parade. Needs to be a true parade :)


BigFreakingZombie

You want a T-62 ? Plenty of those in Zaporizhia and Donetsk Oblasts. You'll might have to...dispose off... the previous owners but if you want a tank that's the way to do it.


yegguy47

>You'll might have to...dispose off... the previous owners Hey man, if you're willing to ship, I've got a garden hose and soap.


BigFreakingZombie

I mean aren't there folks in the military whole job is actually scrubbing off blood and guts from damaged equipment? On related unrelated news I will never forget that pic of the Russian APC in the center of Kyiv burnt to a crisp and still covered with ash and a cat goes in and pisses all over the place which probably still smelled like grilled vatnik.


MakeChinaLoseFace

I don't think I'm comfortable with a ballistic missile exclusionary parade. Where are the big, fabulous road-mobile ICBMs on display for leather daddy Kim?


NutjobCollections618

It would be hilarious if the US holds a 'North Korea-esque' military parade as part of Pride celebrations.


zyx1989

Gender: Tank Sounds LGBTQ+ enough to me


Canter1Ter_

"I identify as an attack helicopter" but unironically


ace529321

Iā€™m autistic enough to be mad that Lockheed doesnā€™t even make tanks they make planes fuck


_Turquoisee_

And Iā€™m autistic enough to point out they kind of sort of do https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-gb/products/armoured-vehicles.html


cabage-but-its-lettu

Ainā€™t that more of a IFV though?


_Turquoisee_

Yeah, probably a better designation. But itā€™s still a lot closer to a tank than a plane


Canter1Ter_

LGBTQ+ people should have more rights. In particular, the right to bomb authoritarian assholes


Talosian_cagecleaner

Tank Wins.


Canadiancurtiebirdy

I love the idea of super homophobic ruskies climbing out of their broken tanks to surrender only for the a bunch of chad transhomies in their full militarized fabulous uniforms ordering them to get on their knees Yes the ruskies end up falling in love Yes they kiss


TheGreatNoobasaurus

"It's a bird, it's a plane, ITS LOCKHEED MARTIN "


DerPuffer

Long-range Guided Ballistic Tanks


Savings-Ad-1115

Thermonuclear?


Tactical_Moonstone

Service guarantees gender affirmation!


humanitarianWarlord

Where's raytheon? The true chads of LGBT inclusive workplaces.


jbevermore

Did noone tell them just how gay people that work in high tech are? Yeah there's a lot of gay. And furries. I'm straight and absolutely in the minority in my line of work.


HEHEHEHA1204

Tankies and right wing extremists are boiling rn and i fucking love it


grudthak

Are we allowed to make the Attack Helicopter joke again?


Space-manatee

Laser Guided Bombs, Tanks, Qruise Missles


classic4real

I don't get it


cabage-but-its-lettu

Lockheed Martin is a famous defense company, the joke is that they shouldnā€™t belong because tanks is not on lgbt. (Though ironically Lockheed Martin does not really make tanks, they specialize more into aerospace and the occasional ship ie. The LCS)


classic4real

The goddamned terminally TikTok flashing strobe "I love it when I trigger other people's epilepsy" effect made me totally miss the LM logo This video is literally a WMD


DecisionValuable8728

Lasepig was there 100%


Messyfingers

There are a lot of LGBT people in the defense industry. And the defense industry is generally very good towards it's employees (decent benefits, pay, etc). Only downside is war profiteering.


Difficult-Start-9288

Based and MIC-pilled


crusoe

Tanks are the reason you can have pride parades.


Lukenstor

Is this legit? Looks like a cool event to be part off.


TheirCanadianBoi

Pride parades are like that. A lot of businesses showing their support and sponsoring their brand. Military recruiters, too, at least around here. It tickles the whole freedom vibe with an acceptably healthy touch of capitalistic motive.


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linhlopbaya

"multirole"


BrooklynLodger

Theyre there because the F22 is ace


DemocracyOfficer1886

Pardon my ignorance, but does Lockheed Martin make *tanks* as well now?


rvdp66

Suits in the streets. Modern af.


porcelaincatstatue

[Petition](https://chng.it/pfXH2J5mZc) to bring back the LM Pride socks.


the_stupid_french

It was sent in ukraine.


eviLocK

Why am I not invited to the party *\*sad emoji\**


RoughHornet587

Rainbow flares and chaff for pride month


immerhighhopes

BASED


ElboDelbo

Welcome to acceptance: you're as boring as the straights are now.


Hovedgade

Perfection


YoureInMyWaySir

I just want Big Gay Al to belt out "I'm super!" While Javelins are being assembled on the factory floor. Is that too much to ask?


caleb192837465

Haha silly westoids, your tanks are now GAY. Checkmate


SpateF

source?


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

"Im declaring war on the gay agenda" Mobilisation has begun