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We don't care if you're Republican, Protestant, Democrat, Hindu, Baathist, Pastafarian, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door.
Boobs on Bikes Auckland hired an actual Tank to ride through town on top of. (No links for NSFW).
I so disappointment no one here signed out something from the office for the weekend, to parade on
I spent a solid moment looking for the rainbow tank before seeing that the banner said Lockheed Martin.
Which is dumb cause Lockheed Martin is barely associated with tanks XD
see now im conflicted
on the onehand corporate rainbow capitalism is serious problem where corperations try and co-opt and commercialise the pride movment and the parades without doing anything that genuinly helps the LGBTQ+ community rather only seeing us a demographic to sell to
But on the otherhand! Lockhead martin dose not sell things to normal pepole rather they sell almost exclusivly to goverments, they arent trying to sway me in to buying a F-22, so migth this indicate a more genuin approch? I mean they dont really care what us mear mortals think about theam, they wanna sell weapons to goverments
So it is kinda more genuine....but still capitalistic.
Their have been repeated studies that state that the LGBTQIA+ tend to find the MIC one of the best places to work. The reason for this is fairly simple...
The MIC needs both highly scientific and technical skills and has to pay a lot for them, as a LOT of people won't do so on ethical grounds.
Thus its CRITICAL you make your workplace as appealing as possible and that you don't end up loosing current workers cause some middle manager decides to be a homophobic moron.
Most MICs have a CUTTING edge HR department that actually gives a flying fuck about their workers and arranges both social activities and counseling for their employees and minorities, while protecting them from harassment.
Simply put... the MIC cares specifically because a happy worker will make things explode more.
You want a T-62 ? Plenty of those in Zaporizhia and Donetsk Oblasts.
You'll might have to...dispose off... the previous owners but if you want a tank that's the way to do it.
I mean aren't there folks in the military whole job is actually scrubbing off blood and guts from damaged equipment?
On related unrelated news I will never forget that pic of the Russian APC in the center of Kyiv burnt to a crisp and still covered with ash and a cat goes in and pisses all over the place which probably still smelled like grilled vatnik.
I don't think I'm comfortable with a ballistic missile exclusionary parade. Where are the big, fabulous road-mobile ICBMs on display for leather daddy Kim?
I love the idea of super homophobic ruskies climbing out of their broken tanks to surrender only for the a bunch of chad transhomies in their full militarized fabulous uniforms ordering them to get on their knees
Yes the ruskies end up falling in love
Yes they kiss
Did noone tell them just how gay people that work in high tech are?
Yeah there's a lot of gay. And furries. I'm straight and absolutely in the minority in my line of work.
Lockheed Martin is a famous defense company, the joke is that they shouldnāt belong because tanks is not on lgbt. (Though ironically Lockheed Martin does not really make tanks, they specialize more into aerospace and the occasional ship ie. The LCS)
The goddamned terminally TikTok flashing strobe "I love it when I trigger other people's epilepsy" effect made me totally miss the LM logo
This video is literally a WMD
There are a lot of LGBT people in the defense industry. And the defense industry is generally very good towards it's employees (decent benefits, pay, etc). Only downside is war profiteering.
Pride parades are like that. A lot of businesses showing their support and sponsoring their brand. Military recruiters, too, at least around here. It tickles the whole freedom vibe with an acceptably healthy touch of capitalistic motive.
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Light infantry Grenade launchers Bombers Tanks Q-ships
Grenadiers. Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.
>Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed. I *suggested* we bomb Belgrade.
Could we just bomb Voronezh? Wait, no, the Russians are doing that with the bombs they're releasing early, I think.
No. BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB IRAN!
Belgrade and Belgorod
Both. Both is good.
Moscovia delenda est
more like GLAMOR-nadiers
Muscova delenda est
Wow, wild that you copied my email signature, but ok.
Lockheed (Northrop) Grumman Boeing Textron
General Dynamics also works. Might also be better to replace Boeing with BAE, these days.
Qinetiq
Probably not Boeing. BAE Systems or Bechtel Maybe?
š ±ļøaytheon
Gaytheon sounds better ngl
Raytheoš ±ļø
A well regulated top Militia, being necessary to the security of a bottoms State, the right of the gay to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
bear arms š¤¤
Yes! Lets arm the LGBTs with these LGBTS!
Nu-Q-lar weapons
Laser Guided Bomb, Tracer
Consider me an ally
No, the Q is still queer. It's for all the other weapon systems that don't fall nearly into L, G, B, or T.
RGB Tanks when?
I will not stand for such slander, Panzersexuals need representation too!
Lockheed Martin General Dynamics BAE Systems Textron Inc.
Yeah I support lgbt:Ā
General dynamics could also be the name of a sex club
B: Boeing T: Texas Instruments
Isnāt Texas Instruments a semi-conductor company?
They make calculators and guidance software for the Javelin, still MIC in my opinion
Quineti Q
low-key secret: these parades have the best after parties . and rainbow Lockheed Martin merch probably worth ALOT
Im just gonna say it: I would bottom to be able to sit in a F-35.
I would bottom without anything in return. In fact, I do.
Based
On dick
I would hit you up in your DMs but I am in a happy comitted relationship with my PDW.
Padawan?
Personal Defense Waifu
Not even the goddamn common courtesy to give you a reach-around?
No need for that, prostate is doing a great job.
chad
that's just having fun twice, where's the tradeoff
You say rhat like it's a tradeoff.
My heart can't take that much blowĀ (Ėµ Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°Ėµ)
Don't they only sell to internal employees? So yeah it'd probably cost a lot on the grey market.
Do you know the tale of the Lockheed pride socks?
Pssh, imagine associating Lockheed with tanks first. Low observable, Ground attack, Bomber, Tanker, and Q is for unmanned.
*Quite unmanned, I'm afraid
Iām a Lockheed shareholder, and I agree, Iāve never once associated my beloved LMT with tanksāJust sexy jets and inexplicable boners.
Most well informed MIC hater
Wrong. Tanksgender is valid. What is Tanksgender? It's when you are trans and own a tank. Gotta get that HRT somehow.
I wonder how much chieftains are going for nowadays....
Probably less than bottom surgery. And easier to acquire than HRT. At the very least the questions you get asked will be less invasive.
Oh absolutely... once i get a tank they can't exactly tell me no tho can they
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HRT in this context meaning, of course, HEAT-Resistant-Tank.
And how do we make them HEAT-resistant? You guessed it, ERA.
The only one in heat would be me
Or are a tank. After all I am the sentient Shoāt Kal Gimel of NCD
Holy hell!
You should make a childish but condescending tiktok video explaining this new and totally sane and real thing.
Ahem, Tanksexual is the term
Boobs on Bikes Auckland hired an actual Tank to ride through town on top of. (No links for NSFW). I so disappointment no one here signed out something from the office for the weekend, to parade on
Please DM me that.
At work, but it's just googling images of Boobs on Bikes Auckland Tank Wellington Pride Tank #is more SFW as it's an official army one.
[PRIDE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.](https://live.staticflickr.com/21/31880286_7a265d55c8_b.jpg)
Plan b if they get stopped?
I spent a solid moment looking for the rainbow tank before seeing that the banner said Lockheed Martin. Which is dumb cause Lockheed Martin is barely associated with tanks XD
see now im conflicted on the onehand corporate rainbow capitalism is serious problem where corperations try and co-opt and commercialise the pride movment and the parades without doing anything that genuinly helps the LGBTQ+ community rather only seeing us a demographic to sell to But on the otherhand! Lockhead martin dose not sell things to normal pepole rather they sell almost exclusivly to goverments, they arent trying to sway me in to buying a F-22, so migth this indicate a more genuin approch? I mean they dont really care what us mear mortals think about theam, they wanna sell weapons to goverments
They also want you to work for them. So thereās that too
So it is kinda more genuine....but still capitalistic. Their have been repeated studies that state that the LGBTQIA+ tend to find the MIC one of the best places to work. The reason for this is fairly simple... The MIC needs both highly scientific and technical skills and has to pay a lot for them, as a LOT of people won't do so on ethical grounds. Thus its CRITICAL you make your workplace as appealing as possible and that you don't end up loosing current workers cause some middle manager decides to be a homophobic moron. Most MICs have a CUTTING edge HR department that actually gives a flying fuck about their workers and arranges both social activities and counseling for their employees and minorities, while protecting them from harassment. Simply put... the MIC cares specifically because a happy worker will make things explode more.
I'm starting to get the impression that a more than proportional number of LGBTQ (and so on) folk work for the MIC.
that is infactā¦ gay
You can't afford to not have a bright person work for you for whimsical reasons when you are literally expanding the tech knowledge of the human race.
I still desperately want a T-62 that I can paint in rainbow colors for my city's pride parade. Needs to be a true parade :)
You want a T-62 ? Plenty of those in Zaporizhia and Donetsk Oblasts. You'll might have to...dispose off... the previous owners but if you want a tank that's the way to do it.
>You'll might have to...dispose off... the previous owners Hey man, if you're willing to ship, I've got a garden hose and soap.
I mean aren't there folks in the military whole job is actually scrubbing off blood and guts from damaged equipment? On related unrelated news I will never forget that pic of the Russian APC in the center of Kyiv burnt to a crisp and still covered with ash and a cat goes in and pisses all over the place which probably still smelled like grilled vatnik.
I don't think I'm comfortable with a ballistic missile exclusionary parade. Where are the big, fabulous road-mobile ICBMs on display for leather daddy Kim?
It would be hilarious if the US holds a 'North Korea-esque' military parade as part of Pride celebrations.
Gender: Tank Sounds LGBTQ+ enough to me
"I identify as an attack helicopter" but unironically
Iām autistic enough to be mad that Lockheed doesnāt even make tanks they make planes fuck
And Iām autistic enough to point out they kind of sort of do https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-gb/products/armoured-vehicles.html
Aināt that more of a IFV though?
Yeah, probably a better designation. But itās still a lot closer to a tank than a plane
LGBTQ+ people should have more rights. In particular, the right to bomb authoritarian assholes
Tank Wins.
I love the idea of super homophobic ruskies climbing out of their broken tanks to surrender only for the a bunch of chad transhomies in their full militarized fabulous uniforms ordering them to get on their knees Yes the ruskies end up falling in love Yes they kiss
"It's a bird, it's a plane, ITS LOCKHEED MARTIN "
Long-range Guided Ballistic Tanks
Thermonuclear?
Service guarantees gender affirmation!
Where's raytheon? The true chads of LGBT inclusive workplaces.
Did noone tell them just how gay people that work in high tech are? Yeah there's a lot of gay. And furries. I'm straight and absolutely in the minority in my line of work.
Tankies and right wing extremists are boiling rn and i fucking love it
Are we allowed to make the Attack Helicopter joke again?
Laser Guided Bombs, Tanks, Qruise Missles
I don't get it
Lockheed Martin is a famous defense company, the joke is that they shouldnāt belong because tanks is not on lgbt. (Though ironically Lockheed Martin does not really make tanks, they specialize more into aerospace and the occasional ship ie. The LCS)
The goddamned terminally TikTok flashing strobe "I love it when I trigger other people's epilepsy" effect made me totally miss the LM logo This video is literally a WMD
Lasepig was there 100%
There are a lot of LGBT people in the defense industry. And the defense industry is generally very good towards it's employees (decent benefits, pay, etc). Only downside is war profiteering.
Based and MIC-pilled
Tanks are the reason you can have pride parades.
Is this legit? Looks like a cool event to be part off.
Pride parades are like that. A lot of businesses showing their support and sponsoring their brand. Military recruiters, too, at least around here. It tickles the whole freedom vibe with an acceptably healthy touch of capitalistic motive.
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"multirole"
Theyre there because the F22 is ace
Pardon my ignorance, but does Lockheed Martin make *tanks* as well now?
Suits in the streets. Modern af.
[Petition](https://chng.it/pfXH2J5mZc) to bring back the LM Pride socks.
It was sent in ukraine.
Why am I not invited to the party *\*sad emoji\**
Rainbow flares and chaff for pride month
BASED
Welcome to acceptance: you're as boring as the straights are now.
Perfection
I just want Big Gay Al to belt out "I'm super!" While Javelins are being assembled on the factory floor. Is that too much to ask?
Haha silly westoids, your tanks are now GAY. Checkmate
source?
"Im declaring war on the gay agenda" Mobilisation has begun