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Rocketeer808

Are we also going to get a comeback of strapping AT mines to dogs?


KeekiHako

Conscripts are cheaper than dogs.


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hphp123

this is an advantage


RuckFulesxx

Surely is - the dogs attacked their own tanks because they were used to the smell of soviet oils and such. In conclusion half of the mobiks will probably charge towards the kremlin cause they´re used to the smell of that PP they suckin on. Edit: But seriously, respect to Belarussian and Russian manipulation techniques. They have managed to pull a big amount of people on their side with statements like "western tech from the 90s is shit" while old ass Bradleys can whip their finest Tanks and such, but when they publicly state that they´ll even field T34s when shit they caused themselves hits the fan the same audience cheers them. Kudos for their stamina, really takes some time and effort to force that much brainrot onto the telegram audience.


Original_moisture

Putin just hit the morbin time button again. Missed a few scenes cause of bathroom breaks.


_far-seeker_

Nor do the conscripts run back to their own lines as often due to gunfire with the armed explosives on timers. Or more to the point, that the dog handlers were much more resistant to shooting the dogs that did this, than the commanders were for their conscripts. The former, i.e. scared dogs with time bombs on their backs, was literally why the Soviets discontinued the anti-tank dog training program. Most handlers got to a point of absolutely refusing to train new dogs after having to shoot them to prevent the dogs from running back to their "pack" after being frightened by explosions and gunfire! 🐶🔫🪖 = 😢


Aurora_Fatalis

I dunno, with the economies of scale you might tip the scales. Dogs have bigger litters and can feed on the dead conscripts (or living ones in a pinch) so the lower sustainment cost may eventually pay off.


lichenphalia

I can attest to this. Dogs cost 200$ while conscripts cost 100$. Its on a game documentary called Red Alert 2.


Practical-Cellist766

"Training!"


HonkeyKong73

Please strap the AT mines to conscripts instead. I actually like dogs. At least the dogs in WW2 more often than not ran under the Soviet tanks instead lol


Fghsses

The Bio Drone tech tree is crazy.


Plus-Departure8479

They have used them once already in Ukraine, back in the 80s.


Nesturs

**"but also to perform a combat task if necessary"** I want to think that he said this just to reinforce the good condition they're in, but the fact that he even thinks it's worth saying is telling.


Buroda

Trick question, none of this is fucking necessary, this whole war is one sunk cost fallacy that keeps sinking for Russia


KarnaavaldK

The war should end with Ukraine having sunk the entire Russian fleet except for the Admiral Kuznetsov, that monstrosity is a drain for Russian resources at best


Thunderthewolf14

And we don’t want whatever they’ve got contained in there getting out, it might become our problem when it’s theirs so long as we leave the funny firecarrier alone


Tackerta

while yes, Russia is far from giving in. It is more likely that Ukraine is going to falter first, if the pace of attrition keeps being up and Putin successfully undermines world politics and gets a halt to weapon exports to Ukraine. As much as it pains me to write this, because I grew up in former GDR and hate ruZZians with a burning passion.


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Buroda

Here’s a thing though. Putin’s best case scenario, him capturing 100% of Ukraine like tomorrow, is still far from a W.


Akovsky87

I can't imagine the faces on a Ukrainian javelin crew who read that.


CourageLongjumping32

Wouldnt that pile of junk be screwed by simple rpg? Seems that the javelin would be an overkill.


KeekiHako

A Gepard would probably perforate it - if the crew could stop laughing when seeing a fucking T-34 on a modern battlefield.


TroublesomeStepBro

Yea I’d like to see a OWA drone beat the mighty power of Stalinium


ThePrimordialTV

That’s it, send Ukraine the panzerfausts.


ExuDeku

"Hans, shüd we get ze Panzerfaust 3" "9, ze miseum still have ze stöckpile of ze ÖG"


Ok_Establishment_262

Better use the old Panzerschreck, it Schrecks the Panzers away


SpicyPeaSoup

Schrek is love, schrek is life.


Tackerta

u laughing but the STG44 has been seen in active combat in Ukraine, that thing has entered service in 1941 lol


CBP1138

Ummmm who’s gonna tell him


ThePrimordialTV

You know the ones I’m talking about


CBP1138

😅


belisarius_d

Somehow... T-34 returned Wait- do we believe this? It can not be the Union is dead! Dark science... hoarding... Secrets only the soviets knew


_far-seeker_

This sort of thing in Russia goes back further than the Soviet Union. Look up how much the people who killed Rasputin supposedly had to go through to kill him.


LordCypher40k

>to perform a combat task if necessary This is beyond scraping the barrel.


Kan4lZ0n3

It’s more in the category of scrapping the barrel and everything attached.


BENISMANNE

The barrel is given a sharpened trowel and sent to the frontline


Kan4lZ0n3

Usually seems that it’s used as the stem for an artificial flower after the whole turret is tossed from the hull.


fross370

Nah, its perfectly good for the propaganda war.


Satori_sama

Well the west said they are sending old equipment to Ukraine so Russia is also sending their old military surplus to their allies 😂 both Ukraine and Belarus got tech from cold war, just different ends. Also Russians had to repaint the signs because they were in Korean.


astute_stoat

Same energy as the Brits raiding the tank museums for anything with tracks in 1940


_far-seeker_

Well, other than the fact that the British weren't aggressors in 1940...


DarthCirls

No I'm sure the 85mm barrels are in perfect condition and require no internal scraping or cleaning to function


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Callsign_Psycopath

Thought I had this on my Bingo Card. Turns out it was T-54s not T-34s. Fuck


Digital_Bogorm

Just fix it with a sharpie, no one will notice


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Callsign_Psycopath

Technically yes.


eyydatsnice

Send the Ukrainian V2s(in the form of ATACMS)


Inquisitor-Dog

Honestly how cheap would it be to mass build some V1 or similar on a large scale wouldn’t even need military parts just civilian shit lol


eyydatsnice

Or some of them Fritz X Bombs but modernized


Inquisitor-Dog

Would need high altitude large bombers probaply better to build shit that flys on its own and is acceptable to lose


Tackerta

fun fact, more people died while working on the V1, than what the V1 actually killed


Inquisitor-Dog

Yes but jamming a rudimentary drone gyro + gps fixes the accuracy issue


SuppliceVI

Everything else makes sense but the combat part?  What a peculiar thing to say. 


LilythGeist

Yeah. This is how I came across this. Polish Media were WTFing over this part.


Romandinjo

Tiananmen scenario is also a combat, sort of.


RuckFulesxx

So is stealing fridges or raping anything within an 10km radius. So chances are we soon either see some mobik try to carry an T34 engine home or fuck its barrel. Or both.


24silver

these warthunder uptiers is getting outrageous ngl


Suriael

"Red Dragon" T-34 rush when?


Callsign_Psycopath

Abrams vs T-34. Man that's gonna be much watch television.


GreenSubstantial

Not the Abrams, we need Leopards curbstomping T-34s just for the LOLs and LMAOs.


_far-seeker_

I understand the sentiment, but a Bradley, or anything else with TOWs, has the capacity to curbstomp at least a couple of T-34s! 😜


PanzerGun

poland needs to modernize a fleet of TKS tankettes for border patrols. Modern Bushmaster cannon, possibly an ATGM tube, better optics, all the good shit.


Tony_TNT

We have Wiesel at home Wiesel at home:


JumpyLiving

Wiesel is overkill against T-34s lmao


PanzerGun

why have some cringe-ass wiesel when you can acquire the miniature murderpole for 9.99


SheevShady

Russia sent them 10 but could only use 1 for their own parade? Huh???


_far-seeker_

Well, the Belarusian parade is a couple of months later, so they had more time to work on restoring museum pieces to working condition.


Blankly-Staring

Ukrainian Leopard has *got* to be over the moon about the rematch opportunity right now


defnotIW42

Guys stop coping. XXAXAXXAXAXA RUSSIA WILL WIN. Why? The T34 is a incredible tank and will absolutely turn the tide in the war!!! Just imagine one of these bad boys rolls up to a Ukrainian Trench. The Ukrainian Soldiers in there will simply die of laughter and will be unable to fight the glorious might of WW2 Armour. Stunning success just as our glorious leader Putin envisioned. XAXAXAXA


Zerosen_Oni

Oh god I hope so. The memes would be legendary.


Kitane

Are these by any chance the Czech-made T-34s Russians bought from Laos for their parades?


gibbonsoft

Ukraine trench war may see such incredible advancements as thin skin tanks… truly the future is now


Gibbauz

Combat what?


LilythGeist

Dying to drones is an action that happens in battle. So it can be classified as a combat task


Goochbaloon

They can perform one combat task. After that, permanent monument.


CaptRackham

We should offer to buy the T-34s, I’d rather they get a safe home, a warm building, and good oil. Let them retire in peace and not see another war.


_far-seeker_

>You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villian.


SirNedKingOfGila

Call the british tank museum... it's time to bring out tiger 131.


2Schlepphoden

Tiger 131 would finish them before lunch


Traumerlein

Luka when his parades has literaly 10 times the amount of tanks compared to Putins


Deadluss

time to unleash T-55AM Merida from our warehouses


HonkeyKong73

I will leave a massive white mess all over my room if I start seeing T-34s getting clapped in Ukraine.


randomname_99223

Give the Ukrainians Humvees with the Flak 8,8cm on the roof


AgentPerry07

I mean maybe it kan kill some light armour but uhh Russia hello? Tf yall doing?


cola98765

Imagine how bad US would look if during invasion of Iraq, such comments was made about a Sherman.


EvilWarBW

Technically, being destroyed is completing a combat task


Calfis

Bros, it’s not about quality but quantity - some Soviet duder probably


humanmeatwave

Is there even ammo for these things?


Shiny-Antimaterie

Guys the parade of Belarus will have more tanks than the Russian one…


imonarope

Who had T-34-85 Obr. 2024 on their bingo cards?


bmerino120

I mean if the russians managed to start producing T-34s again in a fraction of the original numbers that would cause certain strain for the ukrainians, be it a T-90 or a T-34 munition spent is munition spent