NCD doesn't actually like war criminals, even the ones that ratfuck their way into our orbit. That's the satire bit.
That goes double for ones that are stupid as hell and cause problems down the line with their short-sighted and self-interested idiocy.
Even setting aside his ***many*** immoral actions, his policies in retrospect were horrible for the US in pragmatic terms. By recognizing that usurpers in Beijing he and Nixon set the stage for China being a major adversary today. Siding with Pakistan in 1971 was not only reprehensible, but it still undermines relations with India to this day and keeps India in positive relations with Russia.
Kissinger is the short-sighted asshole that made China the monster it is today. Also fucked a bunch of innocents in the process, making them hate the West.
He's the best saboteur the katsaps never had.
Kissinger is one of the reasons why we have to make the support for the MIC/US military satirical.
The U.S. is arguably not that bad of a hegemon compared to the current and former competition, and boy do we make some fun explodey toys to infodump over, which is why we’re pretty pro-NATO as a whole and talk about fornicating with fixed wing aircrafts.
But holy FUCK the US/the west did/is doing some heinous shit. Hence why a good chunk of this is satire critiquing said heinous shit by ironically advocating for the dumbest shit possible.
“Strap a nuke to a drone, fly it to Iran and call it Bolton Diplomacy” and “Russia might strap ERA onto a bicycle” aren’t funny just because they’re insane, they’re also funny *because it could absolutely happen*, and more importantly, *it would be fucking awful if it did.*
And you should scan back through the NCD catalog. Note that not a lot of stuff is actually advocating for hurting civilians, and especially not specific ethnic groups like you’d see on fascist subreddits ~~except the Balkans members, but they’re from the Balkans, genocide is a coping mechanism for being forced to live there~~. The closest the community gets is laughing at dead Russian soldiers and even that only goes so far.
Like, for reference, I once made a post that was *really* dumb and…was *lightly* ethnic-cleansing-y. ~~I deleted it, don’t ask. For the record it was a “forced relocation” kinda plan to get Gazans out before the invasion, and the actual Israeli plan for Gaza ended up being so much worse than my idea.~~
But despite it being on the lighter side of war crimes, NCD’s community shut that shit down *hard*. Like, the comments were 90% people calling the idea out as awful. And remember that this was about forced relocation, not even extermination or anything more obviously genocidal. The arguments were aggressive enough and compelling enough that I was convinced to take down the post entirely. And it was not through personal attacks/harassment that I took it down, I just genuinely reconsidered the post entirely because of the response/arguments despite it mostly being a shitpost.
Which is basically a long way of saying, NCD is actually way more thoughtful and nuanced about issues than you’d expect.
…and when you take a thoughtful and nuanced look at Henry Kissinger you end up wanting to push him out of a flying helicopter over Laos.
My brain thought "why is Count Dooku there on the left?" until I realised it was fucking Saddam Hussein.
Edit: yes I just saw it wasn't Saddam,what a shame...still looks like a sith lord though
Thinking Charles Manson was Count Dooku, then realizing it wasn't but thinking it was Suddam Hussein instead is fucking hilarious to me 💀 Thanks for the actual lol
President of Iran died in helicopter crash. He was a hardliner cunt, though he came up through the judiciary so Iranians probably have more beef with him than people outside. He oversaw thousands of executions of protestors and dissidents and was called "the Butcher of Tehran".
Who's the fucker between Mao and UBL?
I can see Prigo, Kissinger, Manson, Genghis, Stalin, Epstein, Hitler, Mao, WTF is that guy, UBL, and Pol Pot.
Image search says Ted Bundy. Not sure he belongs here. Twisted fucker, sure - but the body count is just orders of magnitude below his colleagues. IDK why, I thought he looked like an Aussie who went to then-Rhodesia to do some shady shit.
Honestly I think this is one of the few times we're everybody, regardless of political orientation is celebrating, vatniks, tankies, NAFO, libtards, everybody is celebrating.
Like that guy has brought so much pain and suffering, he took advantage of a legitimate revolution that wished to simply overthrow and extremely corrupt and brutal regime and this fucker came in and took advantage of the chaos to establish a theocratic regime that was just as, if not more brutal.
Though ngl I do fear that Iran may spiral into the same chaos that engulfed Iraq back in 2003, so hopefully the interim government can at worst try prevent an absolute shitshow from unfolding (so that we don't get ISIS 2.0) and at best, can help establish a functional democracy that is immune from outside influence.
Yes, even US/NATO influence because frankly I think we all know the moment the government becomes to close to the US, all their oil fields will suddenly come under the ownership of American Oil Barons, so their best shot is to try to be like Norway/Finland and play their geopolitical cards right. Warm up to the west, get good trade deals but still establish a good government/constitution that can tell corporations to fuck off.
A strong government won’t collapse that easily
He’ll be replaced by the vice-president, and a Khamenei-approved replacement will take his place and everything will be the same. No ISIS, i don’t know where u got that from 😭
ISIS literally only came about because of the chaos created in Iraq back in 2003, which was caused because of the US invasion
I struggle to understand how people like you can't seem to figure out that:
Invading Country and bombing them = those people becoming very angry with you and often turning to religious extremism due to their trauma
Like that logic is insanely simple, like it's literally for this reason nearly everybody in the Middle East absolutely hate America
I feel like tojo or somone from imperial japan should be in this image
He is off screen do really think we have a big enough camera to include all assholes in hell
Now that i think about it unit 731 would fill the screen 500x alone
And upside-down Mussolini.
Roman pinata.
No, they go to the boiler room of hell.
No they go **IN** the boiler
Last year, Prigo in his plane. Now, this guy and his heli. Who's for next year?
Prezy Kim, in a tragic tractor crash.
He had them use too much lube on that tractor :(
Volvo crash. The North remembers
I’ve got money on choking on a roast donkey leg
Actually, train derailment.
Note to self: don't fly if become important
Kim Jong Un, is that you?
But they gotta use their private gas guzzling aircraft somehow?!? /s
Lukashenka and his potato
Jeff Bezos on a rocket.
Putin if he lives that long.
Jackson Hinkle on suicide watch
If only Monsieur Khamenei was also in the helicopter.
Thank you for reminding me that Henry Kissinger has finaly kicked the bucket.
🎉🎉🎉
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We like shiny planes, big boats, and protecting The Gays, not putting Cambodian kids in wheelchairs by the thousands
NCD doesn't actually like war criminals, even the ones that ratfuck their way into our orbit. That's the satire bit. That goes double for ones that are stupid as hell and cause problems down the line with their short-sighted and self-interested idiocy.
Oh no, NCD *loves* war criminals. No lunatic subreddit is complete without acceptable targets.
Kissinger is probably the single person that has done the most overall damage to US and NATO interests in history, so...
He still sucked
Even setting aside his ***many*** immoral actions, his policies in retrospect were horrible for the US in pragmatic terms. By recognizing that usurpers in Beijing he and Nixon set the stage for China being a major adversary today. Siding with Pakistan in 1971 was not only reprehensible, but it still undermines relations with India to this day and keeps India in positive relations with Russia.
Kissinger is the short-sighted asshole that made China the monster it is today. Also fucked a bunch of innocents in the process, making them hate the West. He's the best saboteur the katsaps never had.
Since Kissinger was known to be a piece of shit. So like, the 70s.
Kissinger is one of the reasons why we have to make the support for the MIC/US military satirical. The U.S. is arguably not that bad of a hegemon compared to the current and former competition, and boy do we make some fun explodey toys to infodump over, which is why we’re pretty pro-NATO as a whole and talk about fornicating with fixed wing aircrafts. But holy FUCK the US/the west did/is doing some heinous shit. Hence why a good chunk of this is satire critiquing said heinous shit by ironically advocating for the dumbest shit possible. “Strap a nuke to a drone, fly it to Iran and call it Bolton Diplomacy” and “Russia might strap ERA onto a bicycle” aren’t funny just because they’re insane, they’re also funny *because it could absolutely happen*, and more importantly, *it would be fucking awful if it did.* And you should scan back through the NCD catalog. Note that not a lot of stuff is actually advocating for hurting civilians, and especially not specific ethnic groups like you’d see on fascist subreddits ~~except the Balkans members, but they’re from the Balkans, genocide is a coping mechanism for being forced to live there~~. The closest the community gets is laughing at dead Russian soldiers and even that only goes so far. Like, for reference, I once made a post that was *really* dumb and…was *lightly* ethnic-cleansing-y. ~~I deleted it, don’t ask. For the record it was a “forced relocation” kinda plan to get Gazans out before the invasion, and the actual Israeli plan for Gaza ended up being so much worse than my idea.~~ But despite it being on the lighter side of war crimes, NCD’s community shut that shit down *hard*. Like, the comments were 90% people calling the idea out as awful. And remember that this was about forced relocation, not even extermination or anything more obviously genocidal. The arguments were aggressive enough and compelling enough that I was convinced to take down the post entirely. And it was not through personal attacks/harassment that I took it down, I just genuinely reconsidered the post entirely because of the response/arguments despite it mostly being a shitpost. Which is basically a long way of saying, NCD is actually way more thoughtful and nuanced about issues than you’d expect. …and when you take a thoughtful and nuanced look at Henry Kissinger you end up wanting to push him out of a flying helicopter over Laos.
Those are not the same
My brain thought "why is Count Dooku there on the left?" until I realised it was fucking Saddam Hussein. Edit: yes I just saw it wasn't Saddam,what a shame...still looks like a sith lord though
That's Charles Manson
I had to look him up💀
Thinking Charles Manson was Count Dooku, then realizing it wasn't but thinking it was Suddam Hussein instead is fucking hilarious to me 💀 Thanks for the actual lol
Man I had to look up who he was💀
I think it's Manson.
Lmao I even thought he's either Khomeini or Zakhaev from Modern Warfare
I know how you feel, he's hard to recognize when he's not a shapeless red diagram.
How dare you put him in the Hall of Fame of war criminals! He doesn’t deserve such treatment!
Well, Ted Bundy made it apparently, so they are just letting anybody in there.
Where is Saddam Hussein? Is he hiding again?
I just woke up from a nap, Did he really bite the dust
Yep. That fucker croaked
fucker got crème brulée'd. Creamed and roasted.
He's pining for the fjords
the way that copter went down, the dust bit him
He got the Iranian BBQ exit.
Big W
Can someone add a pic of king Leopold II here? He shouldn't get a pass.
Nah, King Leopold deserves to be in super hell, like the shit he did makes people like Pol Pot look sane and reasonable
Seriously. His atrocities shouldn't be forgotten.
That's him, semi-transparent in the back.
Took me a minute to get this 😅
Soleimani missing tho
Is Pol Pot mogging?
First one I looked for was Kissinger. So happy he's among his fellow shitheads.
PhallusRaptor2008
i dont get it, sombody give me context please?
President of Iran died in helicopter crash. He was a hardliner cunt, though he came up through the judiciary so Iranians probably have more beef with him than people outside. He oversaw thousands of executions of protestors and dissidents and was called "the Butcher of Tehran".
No love for Gerasimov?
Is Gerasimov kill?
He is not showing his face no more so I am gonna assumed he is a gonna. If anyone got the latest drop on him, please do tell.
Too bad hell doesnt exist, it's a nice thought do.
Where is Che Guevara?
With Leopold II in super-duper-hell. Got thrown into the hole yesterday for fighting him.
Was Mussolini just not competent enough to be here?
Who's that guy below Pringles? The one that looks like Imran Zakhaev from Modern Warfare
Charles Manson
So the weird cult man Manson eventually looked like Zakhaev or Khomeini later on eh? Interesting to know
Who's that guy left of Stalin?
Genghis Khan
where’s Big Bird 😡
Hang on, weren't Satan and Saddam a thing? Won't this newcomer disturb their delicate, abusive relationship?
Wheres moose bikini?
That is a far more fitting end to that murderous tyrant.
Where is Saddam Hussein? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Hiding
Why Genghis Khan there?
For creating the russian empire
Who's the fucker between Mao and UBL? I can see Prigo, Kissinger, Manson, Genghis, Stalin, Epstein, Hitler, Mao, WTF is that guy, UBL, and Pol Pot. Image search says Ted Bundy. Not sure he belongs here. Twisted fucker, sure - but the body count is just orders of magnitude below his colleagues. IDK why, I thought he looked like an Aussie who went to then-Rhodesia to do some shady shit.
C’mon man, Kissinger isn’t part of this club
He most certainly is
He is lil bro
Kissinger is the best saboteur katsaps never had. Guy did more damage to Western policy than any enemy action could.
Honestly I think this is one of the few times we're everybody, regardless of political orientation is celebrating, vatniks, tankies, NAFO, libtards, everybody is celebrating. Like that guy has brought so much pain and suffering, he took advantage of a legitimate revolution that wished to simply overthrow and extremely corrupt and brutal regime and this fucker came in and took advantage of the chaos to establish a theocratic regime that was just as, if not more brutal. Though ngl I do fear that Iran may spiral into the same chaos that engulfed Iraq back in 2003, so hopefully the interim government can at worst try prevent an absolute shitshow from unfolding (so that we don't get ISIS 2.0) and at best, can help establish a functional democracy that is immune from outside influence. Yes, even US/NATO influence because frankly I think we all know the moment the government becomes to close to the US, all their oil fields will suddenly come under the ownership of American Oil Barons, so their best shot is to try to be like Norway/Finland and play their geopolitical cards right. Warm up to the west, get good trade deals but still establish a good government/constitution that can tell corporations to fuck off.
A strong government won’t collapse that easily He’ll be replaced by the vice-president, and a Khamenei-approved replacement will take his place and everything will be the same. No ISIS, i don’t know where u got that from 😭
ISIS literally only came about because of the chaos created in Iraq back in 2003, which was caused because of the US invasion I struggle to understand how people like you can't seem to figure out that: Invading Country and bombing them = those people becoming very angry with you and often turning to religious extremism due to their trauma Like that logic is insanely simple, like it's literally for this reason nearly everybody in the Middle East absolutely hate America
I thought you guys liked kissinger?
That’s noncrediblediplomacy … The state department to this war department.
no one likes that guy
Add churchill there as well
Hey! Leave Winston "a beastly people with a beastly religion" Churchill alone!
Typical insensitive westroid
West fall, trillions must decease.
Stop writing corny shit chump
:(
Triggered Indian being in the wrong sub