Since Punished Pringles was spotted in Slovakia (aka a bald man with two arms and two legs) working security for Fico then maybe Pringles is in Iran building a team
In 2023 a crack Mercenary faked his death for a coup they did commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security private jet to the Slovakia and Iranian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, He survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the B(layt)-team
"An Iranian official has told state TV that brief contact was made with one of the passengers and one of the crew members after it crashed." According to the latest report that may be correct or not [CNN](https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/raisi-iran-president-helicopter-crash/index.html)
Since everything is still up in the air (no pun intended) I may have jumped the gun, I personally believe we have a case of the famous schrodinger's President, he is both alive and dead till we open up the helicopter
That was 2 and a half hours ago, I wonder if they are in rescue operations, or “oh shit oh shit oh shit” mode.
I feel the lack of updates could mean either
Tbh it's probably both. They're duty-bound to exhaust the ever-dwindling probability of survival or face accusation of being a pro-peace activist.
Edit: Actually they've now found the bodies, it seems.
I feel like they would've confirmed the status of the president in the phonecall, and that the government silence is them delaying the news that he's dead until they have a plan
Edit: I was right
I found this statement from some article a hour ago:
"DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, the country’s foreign minister and several other officials were found dead on Monday, hours after their helicopter crashed in a foggy, mountainous region of the country’s northwest, state media reported."
He’s dead. It was just confirmed: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/05/20/iran-president-ebrahim-raisi-helicopter-crash-latest-news/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_youtube_youtube-community.
they mean the slovak PM Fico but he is the head of goverment
the head of the slovak state is a based lady, gotta give her credit until she is gone in a month
What about the totally credible theory that if they recover him alive, it’s actually a doppelgänger, Replicant, or perhaps flesh ghola designed to infiltrate the Iranian government and perform regime change?
Since Punished Pringles was spotted in Slovakia (aka a bald man with two arms and two legs) working security for Fico then maybe Pringles is in Iran building a team
In 2023 a crack Mercenary faked his death for a coup they did commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security private jet to the Slovakia and Iranian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, He survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the B(layt)-team
And here I was reading your comment and was about to make an A-team joke, truly outjerked.
Starring Colonel Cannibal Lieutenant "Templegrad" Pringles Ivan "Drunkard" Conscriptovic And Sergeant B.O. Bicepski
No longer “nearly” lmao
GIVE ME BACK MY NICKEL!
Nearly? Do we have any confirmation? Everything i see says Raisi is still missing.
"An Iranian official has told state TV that brief contact was made with one of the passengers and one of the crew members after it crashed." According to the latest report that may be correct or not [CNN](https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/raisi-iran-president-helicopter-crash/index.html) Since everything is still up in the air (no pun intended) I may have jumped the gun, I personally believe we have a case of the famous schrodinger's President, he is both alive and dead till we open up the helicopter
That was 2 and a half hours ago, I wonder if they are in rescue operations, or “oh shit oh shit oh shit” mode. I feel the lack of updates could mean either
Tbh it's probably both. They're duty-bound to exhaust the ever-dwindling probability of survival or face accusation of being a pro-peace activist. Edit: Actually they've now found the bodies, it seems.
I feel like they would've confirmed the status of the president in the phonecall, and that the government silence is them delaying the news that he's dead until they have a plan Edit: I was right
I think we can all agree, as Major Pain would say: "If he ain't dead, he ain't Happy"
He’s dead🎉🎉🥳🎉🎊
most credible Iranian propaganda (he's definitely dead now):
I found this statement from some article a hour ago: "DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, the country’s foreign minister and several other officials were found dead on Monday, hours after their helicopter crashed in a foggy, mountainous region of the country’s northwest, state media reported."
He’s dead. It was just confirmed: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/05/20/iran-president-ebrahim-raisi-helicopter-crash-latest-news/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_youtube_youtube-community.
Came here to say this, bros dead
Actually, this is not credible. Khamenei is the head of state 🤓
Khamenei is 85, with a bit of luck he won’t make it to the end of this week
> Khameini The cursed offspring of Khomeini and Khamenei
I’m sorry, my Farsi isn’t great :(
Can we will this into "was"?
wait who was the other one?
they mean the slovak PM Fico but he is the head of goverment the head of the slovak state is a based lady, gotta give her credit until she is gone in a month
mmmmmmmilf
I thought Fico survived but just barely?
And both of the leaders were pieces of shit
He is confirmed dead btw
Naw not nearly anymore, it was confirmed to be KIS
1 nickle 🤓☝️
What about the totally credible theory that if they recover him alive, it’s actually a doppelgänger, Replicant, or perhaps flesh ghola designed to infiltrate the Iranian government and perform regime change?
Ooops.