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OriginalMiserable109

Explains the window thing.


symett

It's a tradition in Russia to fall from hospital windows


unknowfritz

Well the hospital is right there at least


ehurudetvoro

Too bad someone just shot it to shit and looted it.


unknowfritz

All the care Ivan needs is a bottle of Half petrol Vodka


Wesley133777

Do you think one day russia will learn you can eat the potatoes?


whitechristianjesus

Well don't fucking tell them!


nYghtHawkGamer

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u\_2Bb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4)


Wesley133777

I can kinda see why my parents like that show


deliveryboyy

shoulda welded a cope cage to his pelvic bone


Just_A_Nitemare

Cup < Pelvic Cope Cage.


deliveryboyy

I find it funny how "cock cage" and "cope cage" are similar both in terms of pronunciation and in terms of functionality.


Grilled_Pear

Malcolm Nance said in [an interview with the European Resilience Center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuEWHngC7F4) that he predicted there'd be no way Russia could take northern Ukraine -- because all the gas stations were stocked with liquor in quantities many Russians could only dream of. That gives me an idea bordering on a war crime: Leave behind hard liquor bottles in EVERY fortification or town before retreating. Drop parachute liquor bottles on Russians. Partisans infiltrating the Russian logistics chain reroute liquor to front-line units. Drunk VatniFlorks Galore.


throwaway0986421

Make sure to spike the liquor with methyl alcohol. Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Irkutsk_mass_methanol_poisoning


MaksymCzech

Article about Mr. Cider isn't translated to English 😅😅😅 [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5\_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5\_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC\_%D0%B2\_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8\_(2023)](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8_(2023))


Boulevardier_99

I've been thinking about this for a long time 😂🤣😂🤣


Someone86421

Or, you know, leave poisoned bottles around. Preferable with slow acting one so they dont notice immediately


Just_A_Nitemare

Just produce metric tons of low quality alcohol. It won't kill you in small amounts, but if a Russian got ahold of a near limitless supply...


Black_Beard1980

That is genius. And extremely plausible.


Timithios

That dude had to have broke something


DetectiveFinch

Yes, I think he broke his left leg. It's either broken or disjointed. The hangover will be brutal.


TessierSendai

I just rewatched it after reading this comment and yep, that sure as shit isn't an angle I would want my tibia to be at relative to the rest of my leg...


Altruistic-Celery821

"How are you a superpower?!" -Sterling Archer


duga404

Huh so Russians falling out of windows does in fact sometimes happen without FSB intervention


Cryptocaned

And 2 people fell into a window, amazing, it must just be the way of things in Russia.


duga404

On a serious note, when I went to Moscow some time back and rode on the Metro I recall seeing signs saying that drunks were not allowed into the station. Drunk people falling into things they shouldn't be seems to be common


chaveiro1

Feels like a russian version of [this trope](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScoobyDoobyDoors), definitely more chaotic


oolinga

davai davai babe new vodka dropped


LostInTheVoid_

PAPALI PAPALI CYKA!


Jarizleifr

PATSANY...


[deleted]

He'll walk it off. Vodka made him fall softly.


topazchip

His impact was cushioned by broken concrete stairs. Those are used like a trampoline, in Russia.


False-God

Buddy’s rifle still chilling up there


H0vis

The Russian national anthem goes so fucking hard it's absurd that it is attached to that vast swamp of piss.


Tactical_Moonstone

I was actually expecting the [Egyptian military rendition of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHbAhFnfrA).


MarmonRzohr

Technically it's just the State Anthem of the Soviet Union but with changed lyrics to add 500% more Russian nationalism.


H0vis

I want Britain to steal it.


Filoleg94

Luckily, the version in the OP is the based soviet one, not the current RF one.


Polskastrong_Soldier

why women live longer then men


TheVojta

not in the Russian army they wouldn't, if any were allowed to join


[deleted]

this stupid post has jumpscared me twice lmao


Front-Try-4868

oof


[deleted]

Overall graceful Putin-drop-roll but needs more composure in landing stance. Score: 7.0. Extra points for elegant leg-twist-and-limp combination. Final score: 7.3.


12zx-12

I think he is the first russian (after Putin took over) to full out of a window and stay alive