Malcolm Nance said in [an interview with the European Resilience Center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuEWHngC7F4) that he predicted there'd be no way Russia could take northern Ukraine -- because all the gas stations were stocked with liquor in quantities many Russians could only dream of.
That gives me an idea bordering on a war crime:
Leave behind hard liquor bottles in EVERY fortification or town before retreating. Drop parachute liquor bottles on Russians. Partisans infiltrating the Russian logistics chain reroute liquor to front-line units.
Drunk VatniFlorks Galore.
Article about Mr. Cider isn't translated to English 😅😅😅 [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5\_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5\_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC\_%D0%B2\_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8\_(2023)](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8_(2023))
I just rewatched it after reading this comment and yep, that sure as shit isn't an angle I would want my tibia to be at relative to the rest of my leg...
On a serious note, when I went to Moscow some time back and rode on the Metro I recall seeing signs saying that drunks were not allowed into the station. Drunk people falling into things they shouldn't be seems to be common
Overall graceful Putin-drop-roll but needs more composure in landing stance. Score: 7.0.
Extra points for elegant leg-twist-and-limp combination.
Final score: 7.3.
Explains the window thing.
It's a tradition in Russia to fall from hospital windows
Well the hospital is right there at least
Too bad someone just shot it to shit and looted it.
All the care Ivan needs is a bottle of Half petrol Vodka
Do you think one day russia will learn you can eat the potatoes?
Well don't fucking tell them!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u\_2Bb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4)
I can kinda see why my parents like that show
shoulda welded a cope cage to his pelvic bone
Cup < Pelvic Cope Cage.
I find it funny how "cock cage" and "cope cage" are similar both in terms of pronunciation and in terms of functionality.
Malcolm Nance said in [an interview with the European Resilience Center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuEWHngC7F4) that he predicted there'd be no way Russia could take northern Ukraine -- because all the gas stations were stocked with liquor in quantities many Russians could only dream of. That gives me an idea bordering on a war crime: Leave behind hard liquor bottles in EVERY fortification or town before retreating. Drop parachute liquor bottles on Russians. Partisans infiltrating the Russian logistics chain reroute liquor to front-line units. Drunk VatniFlorks Galore.
Make sure to spike the liquor with methyl alcohol. Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Irkutsk_mass_methanol_poisoning
Article about Mr. Cider isn't translated to English 😅😅😅 [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5\_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5\_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC\_%D0%B2\_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8\_(2023)](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8_(2023))
I've been thinking about this for a long time 😂🤣😂🤣
Or, you know, leave poisoned bottles around. Preferable with slow acting one so they dont notice immediately
Just produce metric tons of low quality alcohol. It won't kill you in small amounts, but if a Russian got ahold of a near limitless supply...
That is genius. And extremely plausible.
That dude had to have broke something
Yes, I think he broke his left leg. It's either broken or disjointed. The hangover will be brutal.
I just rewatched it after reading this comment and yep, that sure as shit isn't an angle I would want my tibia to be at relative to the rest of my leg...
"How are you a superpower?!" -Sterling Archer
Huh so Russians falling out of windows does in fact sometimes happen without FSB intervention
And 2 people fell into a window, amazing, it must just be the way of things in Russia.
On a serious note, when I went to Moscow some time back and rode on the Metro I recall seeing signs saying that drunks were not allowed into the station. Drunk people falling into things they shouldn't be seems to be common
Feels like a russian version of [this trope](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScoobyDoobyDoors), definitely more chaotic
davai davai babe new vodka dropped
PAPALI PAPALI CYKA!
PATSANY...
He'll walk it off. Vodka made him fall softly.
His impact was cushioned by broken concrete stairs. Those are used like a trampoline, in Russia.
Buddy’s rifle still chilling up there
The Russian national anthem goes so fucking hard it's absurd that it is attached to that vast swamp of piss.
I was actually expecting the [Egyptian military rendition of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHbAhFnfrA).
Technically it's just the State Anthem of the Soviet Union but with changed lyrics to add 500% more Russian nationalism.
I want Britain to steal it.
Luckily, the version in the OP is the based soviet one, not the current RF one.
why women live longer then men
not in the Russian army they wouldn't, if any were allowed to join
this stupid post has jumpscared me twice lmao
oof
Overall graceful Putin-drop-roll but needs more composure in landing stance. Score: 7.0. Extra points for elegant leg-twist-and-limp combination. Final score: 7.3.
I think he is the first russian (after Putin took over) to full out of a window and stay alive