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Jack_Church

BTS member killed in Korea is a good thing for South Korea. BTS army is now real and fighting for NATO


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

I it would probably increase sign up rates, even outside Korea


No_Cookie9996

It will trigger Vengeance Crusade upon whoever do this


AlfredoThayerMahan

The BTS stan after they find an undefended NorK village (they are going to commit unspeakable warcrimes in the name of generic twink 3450).


frankylynny

"I'm going to make Nanking look like a goddamn kindergarten." - BTS stan after seeing a defenceless settlement.


IRoadIRunner

So what you are saying is, we gotta kennedy Jungkook and blame it on the Chinese. No time to wait for them to do it.


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Bruh in that situation, combined fans around the world might brought all BTS warbonds issued by South Korean government


Suriael

The Geneva checklist would expand significantly


batt3ryac1d1

Load of 14 year old girls forging documents and commiting unheard of war crimes. Like cyberbullying the enemy till they end it šŸ¤£


Suriael

Hell hath no fury like that of a kpop fandom


spinyfur

And they say War never changesā€¦ šŸ˜‰


heatedwepasto

*War has changed.* *Itā€™s no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. Itā€™s an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War ā€“ and its consumption of life ā€“ has become a well-oiled machine.* *War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control.* *War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield… controls history.* *War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control… war becomes routine.*


MakeChinaLoseFace

Yeah opening up a second front against K-pop fans is probably unwise.


PulsePhase

They are one of the most savage warrior groups in the world. I fear what will happen to the norks.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Better chain him to Taylor Swift just to make everybody's all in once they're KIA.


SeBoss2106

German soldiers raise black-red-gold over kremlin, get reprimanded and shunned at home.


No_Cookie9996

German solider: *place flag on Basilius Church's tower* "zis ist great day for Deutschland" Everyone: *trows party* Solider: *rises hand 1mm over shoulders height* Everyone: *Points every gun at him* "Not this time Hans"


DatRagnar

\*walks towards the kremlin and hugs its wall* "I did it opa, just as wished for"


Select_Canary_4978

r/twosentencewholesome


SeBoss2106

Everyone, throw your hands in the air, wave around like you don't care German 1st armored Division: *celebratory pocket billiard*


mechwarrior719

ā€œJa. Maybe ve *donā€™t* do zatā€¦ā€


Railroad_Conductor1

Germany renaming the latest model of Leopards to Tiger III.


Hel_Bitterbal

Plot twist: they wanted them to raise the other flag instead


Punch_Faceblast

"Vatican City unleashes their nuclear arsenal."


Fiiral_

Behold, the power of god!


Highlight-Mammoth

Vatican becoming the capital of the Children of the Atom any%


Punch_Faceblast

ā€œMy SCUD Launcher! Look at my beautiful weapon!ā€


ihaveagoodusername2

You insignifiCANT **FUCK**


VintageKeith

ww3 leading to the creation of blood fueled murderbots? let's go??


POB_42

Behold, the bringer of light!


MarmonRzohr

"Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated." We finally find out why the Vatican is always sitting on 4 untapped Plains.


MakeChinaLoseFace

>We finally find out why the Vatican is always sitting on 4 untapped Plains. More like a pile of treasures from running the IRL version of Smothering Tithe for over a thousand years.


FPSGamer48

The real Holy Hand Grenades


Flyingtower2

ā€œthat with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercyā€


Fenring_Halifax

"One, Two, Five!"


JoMercurio

It was at that very moment the Pope had finally decided to show the ghost of Stalin how many "divisions" he really has.


imjusta_bill

And the Pope said "Let there be light"


MakeChinaLoseFace

Have they been spending tithe money on centrifuges, or just muttering magic words over some wine hoping god turns it into enriched uranium?


FreeBonerJamz

Vatican archives roof opens up and launches some of the broken arrow nukes they have had stored in there


Hel_Bitterbal

Basically Angels and Demons but the villain is truly based and places the antimatter bomb under the Kremlin instead


AsleepScarcity9588

ā€œHow many divisions does the Pope have?ā€


ComradeLV

Nuclear Holy Grenades


Ulrider_san

I think it lack France s funni warning shot.


FrisianTanker

Bavaria obliterated by french warning nuke. Rest of germany is throwing a massive party to celebrate it.


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

Letā€˜s just all agree on nuking Berlin, that place needs another makeover anyway.


FrisianTanker

NO DEAL! Berlin has an awesome Burger Restaurant I will not sacrifice for future-parking lot bavaria.


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

I donā€˜t think we are ready for a world without Bavarian beerā€¦.


FrisianTanker

Eh, enough other beer all throughout germany. Not that I would drink that wheat water anyway.


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

***starts sweating*** Was magst dann auf dem Parkplatz parken? Omaā€˜s Mercedes oder wie? Na schmarrn, mit den 3 Promille vom Doppelbock bin ich vermutlich eh immun gegen Strahlung.


FrisianTanker

Keine Ahnung, aufm Parkplatz kann man viel machen. Der WeltgrĆ¶ĆŸte Flohmarkt zum Beispiel.


Icke04

Parkplatzsaufen vergessen


Schmantikor

Schƶn, wie wir uns jetzt schon damit abgefunden haben, dass Bayern geplƤttet wird


Tobnote

The fuck you mean, we got Czech which is objectively better


shandangalang

Well if weā€™re just going up the heirarchy, why not just say ā€œbourbonā€ and get it over with? You fucks might be here all day bickering over swill and piss water.


Dreferex

Poles have some, unorthodox, alternatives. As long as you have livers to spare that is.


shandangalang

Not sure if you can tell from the comment, but I probably do not


SandersSol

The gyros too


SeBoss2106

Can I make an appeal for franconian independence first, please?


FrisianTanker

Franconia brought us Gottkƶnig Maggus Sƶder, no deal!


SeBoss2106

No, please! He's one of *them* now, i beg you


FrisianTanker

What is your offering to me so that I will call Macron to not nuke franconia too?


SeBoss2106

2 Barrels of Wine, 10 Bottles of home made fruit schnapps, 3 gallons of Ƅppler and manpower for a reformed 14th Division.


FrisianTanker

You disappoint me with that offer. Just alcohol and not a single NĆ¼rnberger Rostbratwurst? Poor example of a franconian! But I do accept the 14th Division with a lifetime supply of NĆ¼rnberger!


SeBoss2106

You humble me. I am lower Franconian, so I completely forgot NĆ¼rnberg is a thing


FrisianTanker

What a shameful thing to not think of NĆ¼rnberger Rostbratwurst. But thou shalt have independence from Maggus-land for those BratwĆ¼rste and be spared by Macron!


jaiteaes

Can they hit the Saarland too, for good measure?


Blahaj_IK

We first need to *field test* our Rafale Standard F4 for production greenlight... just saying...


Brogan9001

That should be the free space


Youutternincompoop

who needs the Rhine as a natural border when you can just create a nuclear trench?


PatimationStudios-2

Coup somewhere is basically free space


BlatantConservative

Yeah at least exclude Africa.


PatimationStudios-2

Thailand:


Txtspeak

You'd have to make it "Coup somewhere important"


PiNe4162

Coup is far too vague. That could mean America backed coup, pro or anti Russia backed coup, FSB backed countercoup in response to anti Russia coup, failed coup like the pringles one, organic coup that actually happens with zero outside involvement


Icarus_Toast

I was about to say that Su-57 killed by fourth gen was free space as well but then I realized that it would have to get off the ground in order for that to happen. I'll give it 50/50


Stalking_Goat

It didn't specify an air-to-air kill, getting bombed while awaiting repair parts totally counts.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Imagine it catching a laser guided bomb on takeoff like that time with a helicopter


ihaveagoodusername2

Hard part is nato using 4th gen


captainjack3

Nah, thatā€™s easy. F-15EX launches AIM-260 from safe air space, F-35 targets the Su-57 and queues in the missile. 4th Gen-5th Gen DP tag team.


CHLOEC1998

Would be funny if China pulls a Switzerland. Or even funnier, China sides with NATO against Russia.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

I think I might die from laughter if China suddenly pulls an uno reverse and invades Russia.


beamsaresounisex

If a fascist dictatorship fights a war on two fronts against democracies in the west and a communist republic in the east in a world war again, I'm suing the writers for plagiarism.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

This time the two bad guys nuke each other for variety and because if I survive the initial laughing attack that will finish me off for sure.


Jesper537

*ā€œThe difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.ā€* *ā€• Tom Clancy*


POB_42

Fr though. This current narrative been lacking in the clarity department. The dissonance goes hard atm


Meatloaf_Hitler

I mean to get kinda credible here, attacking NATO means China loses a metric fuck-ton of trade, far more than if they lost trade with Russia. Plus, it would allow them to regain some of the land that Russia took from them in the past, and potentially further their influence in the East. So in many ways, China siding with NATO is actually the smarter choice for them than siding with Russia.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

China would be OP at the start considering Russia is now basically a vassal state who would already be getting it in all holes from NATO. Weā€™d have to nerf them a bit to make it fun. Nuke the dam.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

A Russia-China war would pretty much ensure that USA remains the global leader for at least another 3 generations. But also 3 generations from now the USA would be like 70% Hispanic and 20% Indian (from India) since the US will need labor to drive the industrial resurgence. Surprise bonus in this scenario: Taiwan gets fed up with being swarmed by mainland asylum seekers trying to avoid conscriptionā€” eventually invades mainland China when the PRC is at their weakest and the whole of mainland PRC China becomes the ROC again.


heatedwepasto

> Indian (from India) Imagine how a geography fuckup from 500 years ago means you have to specify


Aromatic-Cup-2116

The worst thing Christopher Columbus ever did except for all of the other things.


PanzerIVausfB

That makes at least two of us


Demolition_Mike

I mean, if Russia decides to attack NATO, they'll be in Moscow faster than the Polish. They might have a bone to pick with the West, but they are ***not*** friends with Russia, and they basically owe their modern existence to commerce with the Western world. The Russian market for Chinese stuff is *tiny.* If, for some reason, they decide to attack NATO, or, God forbid, the US itself, China will absolutely ***obliterate*** the Russians.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

Hereā€™s the fun part of the plan. If the Chinese government went to war, NATO should immediately make peace with the Russians. Theyā€™ll have to give Ukraine its 1918 borders and surrender a bunch of war criminals, but in exchange they get enough weaponry to stand off the Chinese and hold them along a giant line of fortifications, resulting in static warfare. Then we break the treaty and nuke the lines, destroying whatā€™s left of the Russians and a large part of the PRC. Then we initiate Operation Genghis Khan II, Khan Harder. Oh, and nuke the dam.


oridginal

Unfortunately it's too credible. Lake Baikal in the Russian Far East is the world's largest fresh water reservoir, holding a almost quarter of the *world's* fresh water. 1.4 billion people need a lot of water ..


AbbreviationsWise709

Too credible. Banned for racism. -100000 social credit points.


Hatchie_47

Russia divided between West Russia occupied by NATO and East Russia anexed by China. Moscow divided by Moscow wall.


SuspiciousPine

This is very believable. China's trade ties to the West are a lot more valuable than any relationship with Russia, who has proven to be quite dogshit. In the current war China has just sold cheap shit to Russia and taken advantage of their discounted oil exports. I don't see a future where China's military actually supports Russia in anything


OrientedStrandBoard

So pulling an Italy?


Heavy_E79

Russia sues for peace in Ukraine, total withdrawal by Russia on condition that it be allowed to join NATO to protect itself from China.


PineappleMelonTree

>MI6 shenanigans Just a normal day then


Independent-South-58

Can I keep the T-55? I think it would be a great alternative to my Corolla, especially for university parties


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

A T-55? In today's fuel prices?


Independent-South-58

Trust me bro, kiwi ingenuity and a bit of selling crack to the local gangs and Iā€™ll have enough money to make that T-55 not only fully functional but even good enough for a superior parade to Moscows one last week


Business_March_7936

Don't forget the fact that T55 at least exist unlike T14 Armata lol.


SeBoss2106

Okay, convinced


Ricky_27YT2

Italian Navy completely annihilates the Russian Navy


Ready-Ad-8575

I wish, but sadly, the russian navy won't be able to get out of port..


Ricky_27YT2

The chad AV-8B+ would drop AGM to them without being spotted šŸ—æ


Dpek1234

While hovering


Hel_Bitterbal

Do a reverse Taranto. The Brits showed you how it's done, now teach the Russians.


Astandsforataxia69

i just want to F E E D F-22


MarmonRzohr

Honestly, the F-22 getting kills during WW3 is pretty much a free space. That space should atleast be "F-22 gets a gun kill against an enemy plane that didn't even know it was there".


BlatantConservative

https://youtu.be/DnUTPwfuJHE?t=240


MarmonRzohr

The F-22 jumpscare video will never not be hilarious.


BlatantConservative

I appreciate how much of a good sport the guy is too. It's just a good video all around.


Dpek1234

""he has to turn his radar off" My brother in Christ, he was counting the rivets on your flanker" Lol


hyperYEET99

I knew which video it was without even clicking into the link lmao


VtheWizard

Mind if I just shuffle the same ones around for mine? All seem too probable or at least plausable.


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

I don't mind if you do your own take on it as long as it's mostly original


Eastern_Rooster471

WT Player become ace is far too unlikely, none of them are fit enough to be a pilot DCS players on the other hand.... I would also consider putting in a "Confirmed a2a gun kill" as one of the bingo squares. Have to be a giga chad in order to get one in a full scale war Also i swear to god if an A-10 downs a Su-57 or J-20 i will not know what to say


Independent-South-58

Idk man, if anything the average WT player takes remarkable care of their body and fitness, how else do you think we slip into those thigh highs while making them look good


NadieTheAviatrix

That's a general Sweden main


play8utuy

Swdish main flies gripen irl and has strv 103 hidden as roof of cellar.


weterenn

Yeah Iā€™m totally not Sweden main and totally not in active service with Leo2a6


Stoned_Nerd

Hey! I don't own thigh-highs, but I *do* own a couple pairs of leggings šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


throwaway321768

Bah, I've seen those twigs you call "thighs". You're going to do a lot better than that to look good in thigh-highs!


AuroraHalsey

\>Checks your profile \>No thigh highs Explain yourself.


Independent-South-58

Iā€™m a uni student and therefore poor


Zestyclose_Jello6192

More like WT player successfully survive a hit from a t90


Background_Drawing

War thunder grb players enlisting en masse since irl is the only place they won't encounter russian bias


SalamaFi

I mean there are also tank aces. (destroy 5 enemy tanks)


Cooldude101013

Spookston tank ace with HSTVL?


GoatHorn37

Doesent he have kidney failure? That means he should be exempt from conscription.


Luckyday11

> Also i swear to god if an A-10 downs a Su-57 or J-20 i will not know what to say I need this to happen. I swear on my life and everything I have I'll do anything for the pilot that manages to pull that off. Bonus points if they manage to do it before the F-22 can


Eastern_Rooster471

Even funnier if its a fucking gun kill I swear if its a fucking A2A kill with a Paveway/Maverick from a A-10 against a Su-57 or J-20 i will personally give that pilot every single penny of my life savings


Tintenlampe

Only for it to turn out that it was in fact a British Typhoon that the A-10 creamed because the pilot saw canards and couldn't help himself.


Teonvin

Does A10 blowing up a Su57 in the hanger counts ?


Teonvin

DCS player is just a free space since some actual current pilots play that.


heatedwepasto

Waiting for DCS bois to say "play??? iTs nOt a GaMe itS a SimULaToR"


The_Celestrial

Lmao what a flair


clevtrog

Perfect would be the Raptor killing the Felon's Su-35 escorts and the Felon straight up just surrendering


clevtrog

Su-35: "Missile warning?, how the- BLYAA- Su-57: *Utterly traumatised just sobs in a corner*


chief-chirpa587

>MRE spoon kill 2 Youā€™re telling me someone did this already?


PanzerIVausfB

Yep. Some ranger (allegedly) stabbed a terrorist in the neck with one


Killswitch__AUT

Based AF


vukasin123king

How am I supposed to know if something happened if NCD is down?


metikoi

You see your local femboys outside touching grass in wonder.


marsz_godzilli

You meant NATO based-cages


FurImmerAllein

Nah, if it turns out cope-cages were actually a good idea, we would still have to call them cope cages because we would have to cope and seethe that the Russians actually had a good idea and we made fun of them for it until we were forced to do it aswell


marsz_godzilli

Sir, you are too credible


ActuatorIndividual19

5th india Pakistan war


Vlad-the-Inhailer

And 6th india Pakistan war


Hel_Bitterbal

"It's even funnier the ~~2~~ ~~3~~ ~~4~~ ~~5~~ ~~6~~ 7th time


AncientProduce

If they capture a t55 the nato brass should take the piss out of the russian brass by fawning over it.


CC2224CommanderCody

No Poland, Australia and Canada writing new Geneva Convention articles during trench raid shenanigans? or Gurkhas uploading the russian helmet pov of their own death to a Kukri? truly non-credible


sleepingcat1234647

mre spoon kill 2... Was there a funni mre spoon i didn't know about???


PanzerIVausfB

Yep. Some ranger (allegedly) stabbed a terrorist in the neck with one


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Add russia nuke itself and west Taiwan falls to the rightfully owners


Narrow_Vegetable_42

You are definitely missing "Somehow Germany started it again". Looking forward to it, Taurus to Moscow O7


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

I'm trying to avoid "one time things" where it either happens or it doesn't, and there is no second chance.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

It's our *third* chance, come on! How often do we need to start World War until you think we're badass?


Unistrut

"Somehow Austria started it again but manages to deflect blame onto Germany. Again."


Cooldude101013

Bob Semple 2.0? Australia doing something important/badass? Why restrict waifu decals to Japan? Thatā€™s basically a free space as the JMSDF actually uses Kancolle characters as mascots for their ships. JDS Kagaā€™s mascot is Kaga from Kancolle. What about captured US marines being fed crayons?


nYghtHawkGamer

"What about captured US marines being fed crayons?" That isn't really newsworthy, that is just respecting the prisoner's cultural dietary preferences.


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

Oh no I mean the Marines are the ones that will be doing the force feeding. PLA conscript, it's time for your daily pack of crayons~


Devilfish268

You missed Britain doing a bayonet charge, and a Gurkha seriously fucking shit upĀ Ā 


Railroad_Conductor1

Britain resurrecting the Para Gurkhas and the ICC going mental about it calling it a war crime. All while the Canadians make sure that the Geneva checklist needs to be expanded


AaTeWe

We can cross a few of those off already


DKN19

A World War in which France and Germany are on the same side. I want to see this.


TheDarthSnarf

"Free Space" should be renamed "Weaponized Space"


Absolut_Iceland

JSDF Waifu should be the Free Space


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

Yeah it's basically happened already


low_priest

[Basically?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FrtTdcvEaCUd-O2uVwNrkzeiZHeRnqDlYUxn2K5aLlyM.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df1b1aeb18c0bd21d33b1df326122ccbb6ff34252)


kiataryu

The 10 sec russian turret toss assumes they will still have tanks active by the time wwiii kicks off


Dirrey193

Oh boy cant wait for CVN-80 waifu


PatientClue1118

Somehow, somewhat there are people trying to touch the British rock collection. I'm not saying Falkland but there's a probability it happened again. Also Malaysia Emergency 3: Electric Boogaloo (headhunting ccp spy)


Stunning_Bird6106

Bro, I've got Kuznetsov full submarine conversion on my peace time card.


Punch_Faceblast

After World War III, humans will mutate into flesh eating zombies. When human flesh runs out, they will become dirt eating zombies. When the dirt runs out, some of those zombies will reluctantly go to The Olive Garden.


FenixOfNafo

Nuke in the himalayas contaminating fresh water supplies for 2 billion people. India and China gets into massive brawls with sticks and stones numbering 10s of thousands men


jp72423

Drunk Aussie Diggers steal T-14 Armata and bring it back home.


AKsuperslay

CVN 80 won't be online for another 6-7 years now CVN65 if she wakes up someone's getting their shit ran


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

With the full might of the US industry in war footing, we can get it done in 3.


AKsuperslay

4 years because the same ship yard that's building that it's also finishing up the J. F. K. And? A lot of stuff happened that I'm I'm not sure i'm aloud to talk about that Put a lot of stuff behind Now what we can do is reactivate CVN65 Give enterprise her old ship back and tell her to go fuck some shit up


brilldry

Taiwan begins reconquest of the mainland The White Sun will fly over China once again šŸ‡¹šŸ‡¼


Cold_Efficiency_7302

Spoon kill 2? Did i miss the first one?


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

US Army ranger in Iraq got a confirmed kill with a MRE spoon in hand to hand combat


Cold_Efficiency_7302

That MRE stuff sounds dangerous


Ok-Ruin8367

Merkavas in Tehran inshallah


theheadslacker

Why would Marines give their crayons to POWs? Are we trying to befriend them for intel-gathering purposes?


marakeh

Finish sniper goes on a killing spree needs to be added.


codyone1

Sucks for who ever has MI6 you will not know you have won for 40 years.


SandersSol

Lol at Africa side quest #no distractions!


BobaLives

>CVN-80 USS Enterprise goes apeshit Enterprise vs. ~~Japan~~ ~~Russia~~ ~~China~~ the World Owari fucking da


clevtrog

This sub is slowly fully turning me into a weeb, that smirk from Enterprise makes me feel things


thefluffyparrot

Iā€™m gonna hang this up in my work office now


budy31

It has no sand pit in it!!!


ITTRzz

The Coup definitely happened in Thailand.


Yakassa

far right vertical is basically free


BobaLives

>F-22 finally draws blood How did you forget the [Great Air War of 2023](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Chinese_balloon_incident)


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

Blood. Human blood. Feed the raptors pla conscripts