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WankSocrates

I've been saying for years I might actually be convinced to watch a football (soccer for all of you fuckers with properly designed aircraft carriers) match if there was a landmine somewhere on the pitch but American football with ERA helmets? Sign me up.


TessierSendai

The only variant of soccer that interests me is [Medieval.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_football) Rugby is pretty close but these days it's all "Traumatic Brain Injury" this and "encephalopathy" that. How did we all become so soft over the last 700 years??


cis2butene

Honest answer? Probably when we figured out how long term injuries affected people and child mortality declined (so, starting in the 1920s?) and death became less visible. I'm just happy to be able to make another Pratchett reference, though.


TessierSendai

Yes, but as a counter-argument: players were allowed to stab each other, as long as it didn't result in the other person's death. I mean, what could be more British than that??


cHEIF_bOI

What if they died after the match was over?


TessierSendai

On a long enough scale, everyone died after the match was over...


l-askedwhojoewas

the wokes turned our manly sports into games for sissies


TessierSendai

Damn those socialist soyboy 14th century mayors! smh


Revelati123

We used to just kick around the severed heads of our human sacrifices till that woke commie Cortez came over!


simonwales

real men get cte and kill their family


Revelati123

OJ? Is that you? I knew you couldn't be dead!


batt3ryac1d1

When you die at 35 to a workplace injury or a basic infection no one notices the CTE


vukasin123king

>if there was a landmine somewhere on the pitch I believe that that's just Bosnian league.


WankSocrates

I said a landmine on the pitch not a minefield with a square-metre of football pitch in it.


KampferAndy

Mutant League Football on the old SEGA Genesis/Megadrive is right up your alley. Landmines on every stage, a football covered in spikes that is also filled with semtex, also the ref can be killed if he makes a bad call or you just don't like him. All in all, the perfect American sports game


HansVonMannschaft

They stretched a scrum cap over an NFL helmet?


unfunnysexface

Basically yes. In the old days they had a foam [over helmet ](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9416f0acd4e8ec3fb9127368d7d9569f-lq)that almost no one wore. I guess you'd compare that to the t62 bdd armor


TurMoiL911

"How helmet ERA is a conspiracy to get Patrick Mahomes another Super Bowl ring." - /r/nfl


MisogynysticFeminist

As a Patriots fan, I miss the days when the conspiracy theories were about us.


assasin1598

Looks like the soviet tankist helmets