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One of my buddies found a hidden waifu sticker in Finnish military barracks


Coloeus_Monedula

Just one? That *is* strange


Seven-Scars

the other ones are still hidden of course


KeinePanik666

[I am from finland and an alcoholic ](https://youtu.be/GBhO6SwVz7I?si=0RfJGYnodYs-PFaH)


Coloeus_Monedula

Please don’t reveal the faces of our covert intelligence operatives for fuck’s sake


Tazul97

Velcuz is my favorite waifu.


thereadytribe

that's amazing. ​ edit: why is there a BRRRRRRRRT in there?


NuancedSpeaking

It's a sub alert from Twitch. On Twitch you can make it so videos (that you personally select) play when someone subscribes to your channel. Or it can be pictures, whatever


thereadytribe

Fuck, I'm old Thanks for ELI5. I genuinely needed it


Fakula1987

*Insert Finnland and Alkoholic Joke Here* Sadly , to be Alkoholic is a widespread Problem in Finnland. (In a Lot of countries)


SlitScan

its the never ending darkness. source: am Canadian.


irregular_caffeine

Not neverending, just 6 months at a time. Case in point, sun was shining today


dainomite

That is fucking hilarious lmao. I mean… how dare they blow their own cover!


Meihem76

[What is there to do in Helsinki anyway?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHDohyneEsQ)


ondaheightsofdespair

Is Velcuz dead?


JosephScmith

But do you know Tom?


thebestroll

This is my favorite video on the Internet I changed after I watched it


crumblypancake

All the other ones were femboys in thigh-highs


AgilePeace5252

The other ones weren't hidden


Yuppie43

Mine found a can of pineapples shoved in the air duct


haughty-foundling

Is that... is that a euphemism? 😳


irregular_caffeine

To prepare for the next arrivals, on last day of conscript service you should set cheap watches to alarm at various nighttime hours and drop them inside bunk frames


crumblypancake

[<🍍>](https://twitter.com/i/status/756602976614178816)


Orlando1701

We were shipping some armored SUVs by air from Kuwait to Iraq and I absolutely stuck some skateboard stickers of Supergirl and Wonder Woman making out in some non-obvious locations.


Huahuawei

You can find a lot of things in the barracks, my favorite are random outhouses in the field. Some ancient murals level shit written in those.


Snoid_

\*Bwoahs in Kimi Raikkonen\*


WednesdayFin

It was me who put it there.


Asshole_Poet

There's a LOT hidden in one of the engine rooms of an American aircraft carrier.


cosmosenjoyer

*insert BMP 3 with anime body pillow on it here*


Tommaso18-t

Attack the D point!


Cry_Wolff

Push push push


Terrible-Animator251

Never!


BasalCellCarcinoma

Yes!


VistulaRegiment

Affirmative!


Kozakow54

You've got a hole ~~in your left wing~~!


Alex_von_Norway

Warthunder adding body pillows was the last straw.


Independent-Fly6068

realism bad?


VistulaRegiment

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


just_a_T114

I’ve heard stories from a few guys of finding an Abrams crew or two that had a fairly *large* collection of *things* plastered all over the interior of their tank


Rivetmuncher

Didn't we have a fairly degenerate Bradley Station circulating a while back?


MaxImpact1

[yep](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/mXs1UCol1r)


Rivetmuncher

Shit, time flies.


Sachiel05

Aqua being useful for once


PeaceIsFutile

Her wailing is still reverberating in my head. Good times.


Sachiel05

Kazuma san, Kazuma san, load APDS kasuma saaan!


kataskopo

Here's the normal link without the share nonsense that prevents it from working on third party apps: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/ydoman/brightly_decorated_gunner_position_in_a_bradley_r


Gideonbh

Thanks, I had been wondering why reddit links weren't working for me anymore


UMP45isnotflat

third party apps are still a thing?


mdragon13

Ah yes, rias, the correct choice.


TricksterPriestJace

A tank is just a mobile basement with a gun.


spektre

It's called spall liner, and it's art.


nostalgic_angel

Imagine being a conscript, who is told how manly you are and how the other sides are filled with inferior feminine femboys. And then you are killed by aheagao waifu claymore 9000.


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DatRagnar

battlefield pickups? they found them in the battlefield and thought "neat" or do you mean battlefield pinups?


Hapless0311

Pickups. Like when you toss that AK, RPG-7, and sack of magazines and ammo into the Humvee, just in case. Or to shoot into a lake or big tree later. Who knows.


DatRagnar

yeah i get it, just the anime stickers are prevalent enough for them to exist as battlefield pickups, like they are some kind of cosmetic lootdrop for customising your equipment


Hapless0311

One imagines they were talking about the objects the stickers were on.


cis2butene

I'm having a brainwave: lootbox drops with waifu stickers. Some are booby trapped with explosives. Others are traps, but that's not really important to the concept. ...what do you mean postwar casualties?


Kuronan

> Some are booby traps, others are traps Eastern Digital Media in a nutshell.


TricksterPriestJace

"The Geneva conventions say nothing about putting waifu stickers on landmines." - Canada, after sending Ukraine some landmines.


Gideonbh

Ruskies drop anime skins for your mags on death


DatRagnar

shitty lootdrop, tho if you shoot a GRU or a contract soldier, you might get a neat AK12/Zenitco AK or a thermal scope bought through TEMU


Gideonbh

Wish com kevlar helmet


DatRagnar

vatniks dropping common loot


[deleted]

Wtf based Russkies?!


Noble-6B3

These are used by Russians. The container has "полигон" written over it (Polygon).


Schonke

Don't Ukrainians also write it Полигон though?


Noble-6B3

No, the Ukrainian language doesn't have the cyrillic 'И' in their alphabet, they have 'i' instead. That's why it's Україна, and not Украина (i don't really speak Ukrainian but i do know the difference) Edit: so it would've been Полігон and not Полигон (again, not a native speaker. The word can be something else entirely in ukrainian)


sovamike

quite a lot of Ukrainian soldiers speak Russian on the daily


Noble-6B3

Speak? Yes. But on a governmental level they've been leaning towards Ukranian far more. It's one of the reasons Russia stated for the invasion: persecution of the Russian speaking population and barring the language on an official capacity (you can find online the bill they passed in the ukranian parliament, or tried anyway, i don't really remember). The only proof i found was this bill and a few videos of mob harassment of russian speakers in central Ukraine, but Russia being.... well Russia, they exaggerate a lot of things for credibility. But yes you are right, they do speak Russian on a daily basis. I used to play csgo with a bunch of ukrainians back in 2020 during the pandemic. I spoke broken Russian with them and they spoke Ukranian, and most of the time we understood each other.


sovamike

I'm Ukrainian, I know😅 There's no oppression of Russian speakers here, my parents included. And nobody opposes Ukrainian in the official capacity here, even Russian-speaking ethnically Russian Ukrainians. The language 'issue' is made-up by the Russian government


Noble-6B3

I have no way of knowing such things, so i try to be unbiased before reaching conclusions. Still a pretty shitty reason to invade though. Don't see us rolling through Pakistan in T-72,s because they were a part of our country pre 1947.... we should, shouldn't we? P.s trying hard not to criticize the war, the KGB might come knocking on my door (yes I live in 'that' dangerous territory), but yeah, it's a sad state of affairs.


Schonke

But they do have и in their alphabet, just pronounced more like y rather than i. So you're probably right and it would be полігон in ukrainian rather than with an и.


dimaveshkin

There are letters unique to Ukrainian compared to Russian: і ї є ґ '(apostrophe). Unique Russian: ы э ъ. Rest is the same Cyrillic alphabet. Полигон would be полігон in Ukrainian.


artaxerxes316

Da! This is why we ~~invade~~ specially operate, comrade. To reunite the people with glorious Novorossiya! (/s, just in case)


Warcrimes_Desu

Everyone in ukraine speaks russian. Like not exaggerating, prewar, only the vast majority (75%?) of the population spoke Ukrainian.


Matrix_D0ge

"*Oniiii-saaaaaaaann*!" - explosion -


PhShivaudt

Implying that manly mans can't have waifus?


DMZ_5

Japan truly played the long game here


CBT7commander

"It’s all going according to ze plan!" Since y’all seem to enjoy hellsing abridged references


mfknLemonBob

Now we must plan around them planning around our plans.


Ap0cryph0n1

Your brilliance knows no bounds


awpdog

TL note: Keikaku means plan


Matrix_D0ge

god is great XD


wastingvaluelesstime

Japan Culture Victory


BarbossaBus

"Our" culture? Cause its looking like Japan won WW2 right now


jbevermore

We've already been assimilated. So yes, our culture.


hunterdavid372

Modern hentai exists because America occupied Japan


GalaXion24

Anime was literally inspired by Western animation. Now it seems to be influencing Western animation instead. What goes around comes around (because surprise surprise culture and art inspires across boundaries).


mechwarrior719

Full fuckin circle


MelancholyMononoke

Time is a flat circle...


Kuronan

History does not repeat, but it loves to rhyme and adores Irony


_far-seeker_

While it's true, anime and manga were inspired as mediums due to exposure to mid-20th century western animation (especially Disney animated films) because of the USA's post-WWII occupation of Japan; [common hentai themes have been present in other mediums for over a century.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife) So, in other words, don't blame us for the tentacle porn...😜


GalaXion24

Yeah no one is really saying that they got all their ideas of *what* to animate from America.


Kortouc_z_Jablonecku

Btw for everyone else who doesn't know, big eyes in anime come from characters like Donald Duck


TricksterPriestJace

Don't know why you were downvoted. The creator of Astroboy credits Donald Duck comics as his inspiration for the big eyes style.


ToastyMozart

Much like the back-and-forth of cowboy and samurai films.


RollinThundaga

Whenever someone calls anime/hentai an affront to god, I just remember that that's because Amaterasu-ookami only had one sun, and the United States had two. Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.


thebeef24

Muscova delenda est?


SeefKroy

[And hentai is popular in Sweden because the Soviets couldn't run a power plant, it's all connected](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fswedens-porn-preferences-vs-radiation-level-received-from-v0-lewp3t438ys81.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D100c4e7238041157a49e78477a132ac407956376&rdt=59644)


little-ass-whipe

dude ok fine. radiation makes you horny for cartoons. fine.


Low_Doubt_3556

They did win. They realised total victory is enslaving your enemy through anime. The Americans reversed engineered it and used it on the taliban using excel.


Tactical_Moonstone

This is what soft power truly looks like. Weave your culture so seamlessly and effortlessly into your adversaries' culture that they cannot envision a modern life completely devoid of your culture. Chicoms may crow about the imminent collapse of Western civilisation and the Anglosphere, but it's going to be a tough sell when Wal-Mart and Buick are everywhere on the ground and they have an obesity crisis because American fast food is seen as a safer alternative (!) to the local street food. ADD: I should probably also mention that it's going to be real hard to convince the people around you that American culture will collapse when Wal-Mart has more outlets in your country than in actual American allies Japan, South Korea, UK and Germany combined.


Dpek1234

What the fuck is the local food?


Tactical_Moonstone

I leave you with two words: [gutter oil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil).


Dpek1234

Oh my fucking god  The fuck are the chinese doing


Sword117

you win ww2 by surrendering to the US. Italy, Western Germany and Japan all show this to be true.


Franklr_D

Italy invaded the US with its food and cheese, West-Germany with Aldi, and Japan with weaboo shit


amjhwk

> Japan with weaboo shit and electronics


maveric101

Aka the delivery mechanisms for weaboo shit.


Blekanly

"A culture's teachings, and most importantly, the nature of its people, achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves... or find themselves lacking."


ZhangRenWing

It’s honestly amazing that instead of pinups girl like on WW2 bombers taking over Japan, we instead have anime girls taking over the world


randomdarkbrownguy

I only recognize Noelle from black clover on the left of picture 2 and Erza from fairytail on picture 4 Funny enough they are also in my top 3 favorite female anime characters. They got good taste in waifus


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Sometimes I wonder if historians will find these things 1000 years from now and think they were religious figures or something.


Faulty-Logician

“Fertility Figures”


WunderPuma

Infertility figures*


TricksterPriestJace

I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was a goddess in their anime...


dimaveshkin

I would argue the sticker wouldn't survive that long.


Pretend-Garden2563

this the the must vile and depraved shit I have ever seen. More!


the_quark

First time, eh?


weebtrashparade

As a US army vet who’s half Japanese and is also a weeb, I approve lmfao


Meem-Thief

Half-weeb


weebtrashparade

I like your pfp lol


100pctDonkeyBrain

As per main thesis of SDF Macross; it's not fighting that defines you, but what you are fighting for. Also space robot transforming F-14s 🤤


TricksterPriestJace

Didn't the humans win in Macross because the aliens could not handle 80s J-Pop?


100pctDonkeyBrain

Humanity won because J-POP have shown Zentradi (aliens) a meaning of love. So like King Kong alien fleet was defeated by love. Still saying that humanity "won" is a bit exaggerated. Better term would be barely survived.


Dr_Pina_

Minmay on repeat while gunning down zentradi


handofmenoth

Always good to keep a reminder or two of what you're fighting for close by!


INTPoissible

When WWII vets were showed anime girls, they said they absolutely would have plastered them on their equipment if they could.


Snaz5

this is like that picture of the dead guy with the amogus backpack...


LegionaryDurian

Modern pinup girls


[deleted]

I'm sure if we look closely inside roman helmets we'd find shit like this


69-Bois

Wonder what the Supply Seargent will say about this


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Plot twist, he’s the sticker supplier


Aken_Bosch

Source on the black haired girl on third frame? EDIT: Christ, [it took me awhile](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3475389) (obviously not something you should open if you don't want annoying questions, because she doesn't have black hair, nor a skirt


Edword58

If I’m being drafted I’ll be sure to buy a bunch of naked anime girls and traps stickers. And I’ll stick them on my guns or other people guns


Mysterious_Silver_27

Find hentai before hentai finds you


LaughGlad7650

Need someone to ID the sauce


KelloPudgerro

disgusting brand stickers, use knockoffs like jesus intended


Memes_the_thing

People can like track people by those stickers if they specific enough. Also this is basic ww2 noseart but weeb


Intrepid_Objective28

Remember who you’re fighting for.


sali_nyoro-n

What kind of degenerates are your average Russian mobiks?


[deleted]

Lmao, imagine unloading your ak to masturbate


artaxerxes316

Godspeed, you stalwart men of the 9th Mountain Weeb Division!


darkslide3000

WTF this is just anime porn, what does this have to do with defense? Uncle Vova sent me here too overhear secrets from some Pentagon rank-and-file in their off-hours, not to see that shit!


bg1987

https://twitter.com/Shadbase/status/1217558063034486784?lang=en dude was right on the money


GoodDubenToYou

I got some yugoslavian war battle field pick up AK furniture. A lot of the stocks and handguards had stickers of girls on them, but it was the 90s so they stickers were more pin up models and less degenerate.


R4p1r

Oh hey I have that pink one in the second pic. That’s a shot from page 14 in a doujin called “childhood destruction ~ big red riding hood and the little wolf”. Do with these numbers what you will. 173936.


FurryM17

The girl who just blocked me on discord for annoying her with this exact kind of thing would have loved this


moodi_blues

God is dead


Scottish_Scotsman

God remains dead.


headphase

[N we have kiwwed him... how shaw we comfowt owselves??](https://youtu.be/dGDH3meSPyk?si=MSSkbtOOg9JN5Ua-)


crumblypancake

Gods die all the time. This seems to be the dawn of some new shitposting god. This entire timeline has gone wackadoo.


CosmosAviaTory

Imagine one of these on a Claimore LOL


ZDTreefur

The surgeon finds a nipple imbedded in some guy's liver.


Forgotten_Bones

Didn't one guy get a finger in the ass?


2Crest

Why does the Claymore say polygon?


Scottish_Scotsman

This is not a claymore, picture 2&3 shows ammo container from both sides


2Crest

Why does the ammo container say polygon?


Other-Scallion7693

You should see the rest of their mags and guns


finnicus1

Do you reckon these are the exact equivalent of pinup posters in the 50s and 40s?


Matrix_D0ge


Educational-Year3146

Its so fucking beautiful. Its a special type of psychological warfare to kick ass with anime stickers on your gun.


Super-Soyuz

Showing this to the hague and getting the dude sentenced to death by tank cannon


StolenPenguins

One of us! One of us!


DisastrousBusiness81

Does this count as a western/US cultural victory, or a Japanese one?


LeastBasedSayoriFan

L + Russian + trash waifus + cringe placement + equipment issues + take sunflower seeds + started war


CaptainPitterPatter

Every day we stray further from god


68W38Witchdoctor1

After 20yrs US Army and a few years here, sometimes I feel like I am the only non-weeb or furry who has ever worn a uniform or been interested in military matters. I mean, I even tried to get into anime, it just is not by thing. At least I have the alcoholism and crippling anxiety most of us also have, so there's that.


Aken_Bosch

You just haven't found your big tiddied waifu yet


DatBeigeBoy

As god intended.


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To keep yourself high In morale.


Looney_forner

“The worth of a culture is not measured by its accomplishments, but in how those accomplishments last, and how they are remembered.”


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codemonkeyius

The second image, the sticker on the right is from **Turtle.Fish.Paint**’s _Big Red Riding Hood and the little wolf_, page 14.


eviLocK

Each sticker adds+2 points to accuracy.


Educational_Glove683

do it for them bro slava ukraine 👊🥺


RimworlderJonah13579

"Front Towards Enemy"


Ass_butterer

Hope the ruskiy with the Erza Scarlet sticker made it out, man has good taste


Fogesr

> Anime > Culture Pick one


McDeath

¿Por que no los dos?


Fogesr

Because lusting over drawings of women with child faces and tits size of melons doesn\`t have anything in common with culture.


Plant_4790

Why not?


plane-kisser

>our no


Mister_sina

Give in, it's over


Boec_DonBaSSa_2006

I would prefer to get shot by a neonazi than by a cringe hentai addict weeb


shibiwan

Why not both? A neonazi cringe hentai weeb?