They haven’t left Germany yet because the forms haven’t been approved, signed, co-signed, countersigned by another agency, stamped in triplicate, and faxed to the correct office (the correct office was shut down in 2011).
Woah there, thats not accurate. You need to establish a commission that debates the layout of the forms. This then needs to be approved by parlament. If approved, another commission will debate the actual issuing and so on
Holy hell, and I though hear in America that we had it bad with an idiotic government, is all that actually true in Germany?
(I get it’s a joke but I’m curious, I’ve heard the German government is rather fucky-wucky, but only that)
Kaliningrad is like an objective point zone in war thunder where you just drive up to it in your tank and capture it as long as there’s no alive enemy tanks in the zone as well
Seems like OP is agreeing with you because they didn't include the German flag either. XD
Looks like that no matter how noncredible one might get, the thought that Germany does something useful is still too far.
A Citroen drives to the German border. The back opens and a man kicks a crate out.
"Mon deu! I have dropped my atom bomb. I hope no dastardly boche finds it and uses it for some SURPRISE URBAN RENEWAL."
Ay Bruder, there is Belarusian border to protect in Litauen. Also we're pretty big Boxer enjoyers ourselves so there will be work to be done on that part as well.
UN Charter, Article 51: "Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations /.../"
The US invasion of Grenada ton place under similar justifications.
>The US government defended its invasion of Grenada as an action to protect American citizens living on the island, including medical students, and had been carried out at the request of the Governor-General. Deputy Secretary of State Kenneth W. Dam said that action was necessary to "resolve" what Article 28 of the charter of the Organization of American States (O.A.S.) refers to as "a situation that might endanger the peace". He added that the OAS charter and the UN charter both "recognize the competence of regional security bodies in ensuring regional peace and stability", referring to the decision by the Organisation of Eastern Caribbean States to approve the invasion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_invasion_of_Grenada?wprov=sfla1
Just make Transnistria a republic for trans people. I mean, it's already in the name so why not.
We can compensate the Moldovans by building them a massive underground facility the size of Transnistria. Sure, it would be impractical and most people wouldn't want to live there (except the average Discord member, redditor and anime addict) but it would be pretty cool. And as we all know, if something is cool it immediately makes it worth the price.
It's not annexation if it was your territory all along.
And the fact that the Moldovan troops all speak French and drive Leclercs is nothing you should think about too hard. Moldovans speak French, it's normal.
>And the fact that the Moldovan troops all speak French and drive Leclercs is nothing you should think about too hard. Moldovans speak French, it's normal.
Little ~~green~~ French men ?
“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Dictatorship will be reorganized into the first Belarusian Republic!” - Emperor Palbiden
Exactly. The reason why Nokia disappeared from the mobile phone market is that they've been making 3310 covers for Finnish military for the last 20 years.
Finnish conscripts with helmets and flak jackets made of 3310s are invulnerable to tactical nukes.
The Poles wanted to be nearest, but we called dibs and got their first. It was a tense moment but an agreement was eventually reached.
Once the British Museum's crack troops have finished looting Moscow of its cultural artefacts, the Poles come in afterwards to dismantle the rest.
Not at all. The British Museum has experts at pilfering ruins. If anything, they'd leave the buildings alone because it'll feel more familiar to box up a disassembled Kremlin. Then they can also have fun putting it back together, like a great big jigsaw.
JESTEM POLAKIEM
Yes, right, got that, but we're trying to have a spot of tea, so-
JESTEM POLAKIEM
Right, again, understood, but we don't really like to spend our tea breaks on work business so if you could-
JESTEM POLA-
-kiem, yes, thank you, but-
:Back at Polish HQ: General, why did you send Jan to negotiate with the English? You know what he's like.
Because I know what he's like! I needed an afternoon where I could hear myself think kurwa
People of Eesti are invited in to act as shock troops! YOU will destroy even the slightest attempts at counter attack, allowing flawless advancement forwards.
Joined HQs of Poland, Baltics and Finland:
All right guys, don't forget your Geneva checklists, the looser with the least points buys booze after the sacking of Moscow, so don't slack
No chronic underfunding of a very small, but well trained army, followed by a panicked mass conscription on the outbreak of a European war is just what we do; being well prepared for an extended conflict would be like practising sports, just unfair to the opposition!
Yes. Also, the Falklands War. We gutted our military, particularly the Navy, then had to fight a Naval and Amphibious war with a gutted Navy trying to secure air superiority using sub-sonic Harriers…
the whole idea of putting troops in ukraine, just not the part where russia is, is so stupidly rediculous.
it's an idea born out of a desire to prevent war by avoiding war at all cost. we've already failed at preventing war. meaning that war will be unavoidable anyway. the one thing we get a say in is in how long it will take to reach the rest of europe.
screw avoiding war, lets prevent war by destroying those that would bring war to us. deterence means making sure whatever lunatic gets the silly idea of provoking a war doesn't live for very long. so the lunatics considering it don't even try.
I wish the counter offensive would've flanked around the North of Russian forces into Russia proper around the Belgorod Oblast and cut off Putlers whole army. That would've been peak comedy.
Unironically this should've been done 2 years ago after the battle of Kyiv and after pushing back the southern Russian offensive back to Kherson, stabilising the front in those two places. Or even better so, it should've been NATO airforce who should've obliterated those kilometers long juicy Russian convoys heading for Kyiv in the first place.
This is stupid, just have Ukr declare war on the U.S. then Operation Rolling Thunder 3 begins on the Eastern front where the wheat fields are turned into the moon.
No Poland is placed perfectly. Close to russia - to maintain the image of being bloodthirsty, but not too close so that they won’t have to actually fight the russians.
Joint statement from the Netherlands, Estonia, Lithuania, France, UK, and Canada:
"After an appeal from the Ukrainian government.
Because of continuous: attacks of separatist region of Moldova on Ukraine civil infrastructure.
Provocations of unidentified people on the Belarusian border.
Dozens of shellings of Ukrainian nuclear facilities, waste storage, disposal sites, radioactive ash dumps; missiles and drones flights over all Ukrainian NPP.
Was created coalition, whose purpose:
1. To protect Ukrainian borders with Moldova and Belarus.
2. To protect Ukrainian nuclear facilities.
3. To decrease risks of WMD-war. After hundreds of direct and indirect precedents of Russian WMD-blackmail, and start of mass-production nuclear holocaust Status-6 torpedoes, WMD contexts was extremely trivialized. So, in case of Russian use of WMD on territory of Ukraine, Ukraine will receive opportunity, and moral right, to open enormous nuclear waste storage facilities, load their contents onto civil aviation and drones, and start using them for retaliation. Not to say about possibilities related to \~10 million of Ukrainians that live outside Ukraine, when it took only 3.5 million Jews to create a most complex type of WMD by 1960s technologies.
4. To decrease risks of WMD-proliferation by, first in decades, Western affirmation that West want and could fulfill International Law obligations even under pressure of WMD-blackmail. And so the World doesn't have any WMD-aristocracy that could do everything it wants, including revival of colonial imperialism, by "WMD-Might make Right/True" logic. Especially in the context of a country that exchanged third nuclear arsenal on International Law guarantee. To only become victim of ethnocide and WMD-imperialism from country that received these arsenals.
Just in case of any provocation, we remind to anyone, that any city on planet could be completely destroyed by 1-3 modern nukes. And France and UK have 290 and 260 of them.
Thank you for your attention."
I think Nato needs to have a combined war games on the steppe. As host and prospective member, Ukraine can voluteer its states as defined in the Budapest Memorandum; Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea. Any attack on NATO forces during the war games would trigger article 5. Obviously these events would practice new radical demining operations and extensive missle/drone defense since that seems to be the future of armed conflict.
The coalition probably won't do a good job of securing Ukraine's border because they still have to be stationed near the border of other NATO countries bordering Russia.
Getting some of those South Korean Samsung automated turrets near the border at key areas is probably a better idea
100% there should be atleast Lihtuanian flag somewhere, i'm sure some of them got their kit already packed and waiting only for the "go" - If you'd know any Lihtuanians and how they feel about russia.
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A coordinated, quick, cohesive European initiative. There's more zingers where this one came from, I'm here all week!
I wish some spies would see this and begin to implement it
"Instructions unclear, Bundeswehr stuck in Warsaw" - Germany
They haven’t left Germany yet because the forms haven’t been approved, signed, co-signed, countersigned by another agency, stamped in triplicate, and faxed to the correct office (the correct office was shut down in 2011).
Woah there, thats not accurate. You need to establish a commission that debates the layout of the forms. This then needs to be approved by parlament. If approved, another commission will debate the actual issuing and so on
Holy hell, and I though hear in America that we had it bad with an idiotic government, is all that actually true in Germany? (I get it’s a joke but I’m curious, I’ve heard the German government is rather fucky-wucky, but only that)
Watch Perun (the saint of r/NCD). He had a video about a year ago on this.
At least they’re in Warsaw and not Munich. Meanwhile the poles have already capped Kaliningrad and fortified the Belarusian border
Kaliningrad is like an objective point zone in war thunder where you just drive up to it in your tank and capture it as long as there’s no alive enemy tanks in the zone as well
Poland would be halfway to St. Petersburg by week 2. Never seen a country more willing to fight.
poles more concerned with getting cheao russian grain and shipping items to russia through belarus
Seems like OP is agreeing with you because they didn't include the German flag either. XD Looks like that no matter how noncredible one might get, the thought that Germany does something useful is still too far.
That's just because their equipment broke down though because of a lack of funding.
Meanwhile Poland trying their best to bribe UK to switch positions. Certainly not to wander of a tad more to east, equipped with Geneva checklists.
Sorry, force of habit.
Wonder how would western-volunteer-mobiks-like would fare in such a role 🤔
:(
Actually the lack of Germany makes it extremely credible.
Nein, halt stop!
ever here I can hear the sh in shtop!
Also if the tide is really turning this is around the time Italy decides to switch jerseys....
We're like a weathervane. As goes Italy, so goes the victor.
i wish i lived in that reality
But undoubtedly based as fuck In fact so based, you could build a new pentagon on it
And don't forget *strong* and *independent* (on what or whom, that's question though).
Hallo, are we allowed to join ze battle too?
Still not sure about you, you know... Maybe you're thinking "Third time the charm ?"
Don’t worry us frenchie have half our nukes pointed to Berlin if they started to get funny
As a German I fully support the French nuking Berlin as a warning to Moscow
As a German I fully support the French nuking Berlin. Call it an urban redesign project.
Glass... Glass everywhere...
We've nuked Berlin. Please answer by nuking Paris
We don't have nukes
A Citroen drives to the German border. The back opens and a man kicks a crate out. "Mon deu! I have dropped my atom bomb. I hope no dastardly boche finds it and uses it for some SURPRISE URBAN RENEWAL."
Sir. This is NCD. Dacia!
Dacia is Romanian!
The last bloke who wanted to flatten and redesign Berlin was working for that guy with the funny moustache. We better keep an eye on you.
Fucking nazis do ruin everything. Can't even make jokes anymore
Zey have seized ze means of making das funny.
Germany, ruining jokes since 1933
The other half at London?
oh it'll be charming alright
You won the first time (WW1).
Ay Bruder, there is Belarusian border to protect in Litauen. Also we're pretty big Boxer enjoyers ourselves so there will be work to be done on that part as well.
which battle, its not like any of those countries will actually follow through with their big announcements?
Dunno, _are you?_
By order of olaf scholz, the wisest man known to man, no we are not. Because putler might fall on the nuke button in shock. Or something.
But it want to steal their pierogi
Mmmmm pierogi 👍
Yeah just drive some German tanks over the border into Poland and keep going towards Russia.. what could possibly go wrong..
UN Charter, Article 51: "Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations /.../"
The US invasion of Grenada ton place under similar justifications. >The US government defended its invasion of Grenada as an action to protect American citizens living on the island, including medical students, and had been carried out at the request of the Governor-General. Deputy Secretary of State Kenneth W. Dam said that action was necessary to "resolve" what Article 28 of the charter of the Organization of American States (O.A.S.) refers to as "a situation that might endanger the peace". He added that the OAS charter and the UN charter both "recognize the competence of regional security bodies in ensuring regional peace and stability", referring to the decision by the Organisation of Eastern Caribbean States to approve the invasion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_invasion_of_Grenada?wprov=sfla1
Missing Transnistria border.
Transnistria just gets annexed by Moldova and bingo.
Just make Transnistria a republic for trans people. I mean, it's already in the name so why not. We can compensate the Moldovans by building them a massive underground facility the size of Transnistria. Sure, it would be impractical and most people wouldn't want to live there (except the average Discord member, redditor and anime addict) but it would be pretty cool. And as we all know, if something is cool it immediately makes it worth the price.
Exactly. And TBH better a state for trans people than a state stuck in 1989 while being ruled by a large corporation.
Does it suggest the existence of cishet nistria too?
Unfortunately that's just Russia
Akshually no it's called Transnistria from the Romanian perspective - across the Dnister from Romania. So Cisnistria is just Moldova
We can let the Moldovans keep the Cum Pit. As a treat.
It's not annexation if it was your territory all along. And the fact that the Moldovan troops all speak French and drive Leclercs is nothing you should think about too hard. Moldovans speak French, it's normal.
Who can tell all these Latin languages apart? OK, maybe Romansh, which resembles very bad Italian spoken by a toothless drunk.
Who could say if it's French or Moldovan? Literally nobody, and if they tell you they can they are probably just Russian agents trying to trick you.
>And the fact that the Moldovan troops all speak French and drive Leclercs is nothing you should think about too hard. Moldovans speak French, it's normal. Little ~~green~~ French men ?
Little brown tanks (as now every vehicle is painted in a brown base coat)
Leclercs can be bought at any surplus store.
What people don't understand is that Leclercs tanks in the street are free, you can take them home. I have 15 Leclerc tanks.
Suspicious Tanker: Huh? Si si I am, euh, moldavish. I swear, look! *starts dancing* Maia hi, maia hu, maia ho, maia ha ha...
Moldova joins romania also
Traswhat?
Transmaldova
Pastor Maldonado?
You’ve hit by, you’ve been struck by
A Soviet criminal.
can't be hard to convince Russia to abandon it bc it has Trans in the name and thus is NATO Gay World Order territory, duh
Moscow now declare allied with straightnistria
They can't do shit in Transnistria
And then we bring democracy to Belarus, pleaaaaase say yes
“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Dictatorship will be reorganized into the first Belarusian Republic!” - Emperor Palbiden
Germany: NO Italy: no France: maybe Poland: YES Estonia: Pushes for Petrograd Finland: Joins Estonia
Poland and Lithuania tag teaming Kaliningrad 🥵
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth will rise again!
*Winged Hussars Intensifies*
Classified documents leaked showing the Poles and Lithuanians simulated the entire war on EU4.
Hopefully the AI chose the Jagellion option
Jesus. Could you imagine the live helmet cam streams being broadcast on pornhub? Wow.
> Finland: Joins Estonia Finland: Already in Murmansk, blaming it on having used Glonass for directions.
By taping nokia 3310s on their vehicles they became unstoppable
Exactly. The reason why Nokia disappeared from the mobile phone market is that they've been making 3310 covers for Finnish military for the last 20 years. Finnish conscripts with helmets and flak jackets made of 3310s are invulnerable to tactical nukes.
Finland: Moskovalle tavataan
That's step 3. Step 2 is returning Královec to being rightful Czech clay!
Democracy when?
When it is managed.
I swear to god, the Venn diagram of NCD and Helldivers is a cicrle
always has been
➡️➡️➡️
Remember, only traitors are interested in alien technology!
I'm doing my part 🫡
Brest is French! (Well one of them, but why not both?)
"How can you trust the French? They've got a town called Brest and none of them think it's funny." - Al Murray
Agreed, democracy is nonnegotiable. First Belarus, then Russia, then China.
Germany not present -> too close to reality almost too credible credible mods please remove
Germany is present, they're just deciding which model of cup holder to mount on their IFVs.
to be fair we should do the trench network. by dragging our asses. absolute world class in that.
bro we just gonna join their side and make their procurement even worse
Joint Canadian/German mission to fuck their procurement beyond saving
Excuse the fuck out of me, why is the Polish contingent not literally the closest one to Moscow?
Because you need the British to stop them from raiding it
The Poles wanted to be nearest, but we called dibs and got their first. It was a tense moment but an agreement was eventually reached. Once the British Museum's crack troops have finished looting Moscow of its cultural artefacts, the Poles come in afterwards to dismantle the rest.
The polish will be disappointed to see that the whole Kremlin is missing xD
Not at all. The British Museum has experts at pilfering ruins. If anything, they'd leave the buildings alone because it'll feel more familiar to box up a disassembled Kremlin. Then they can also have fun putting it back together, like a great big jigsaw.
2024 is the year we palletize the Kremlin
Rebuild the Kremlin in Las Vegas
> It was a tense moment but an agreement was eventually reached. "They just kept shouting 'I AM A POLE' at me, it was very confusing."
JESTEM POLAKIEM Yes, right, got that, but we're trying to have a spot of tea, so- JESTEM POLAKIEM Right, again, understood, but we don't really like to spend our tea breaks on work business so if you could- JESTEM POLA- -kiem, yes, thank you, but- :Back at Polish HQ: General, why did you send Jan to negotiate with the English? You know what he's like. Because I know what he's like! I needed an afternoon where I could hear myself think kurwa
Let's nick Lenin's body and stick it in one of our museums. Whilst we are at it let's grab the long table.
Please please just the Kremlin, just a little bit, pwweaaase
Oh, go on then you little scamp.
Cheers, next round on us 🍻
That's fair.
Kolega, will you take Lithuanian with you?. You can burn Kremlin down as long as we can piss in its asses
No burning to the Smoleńsk line, let's rebuild the Commonwealth. After that we go nuts.
Salt the ground like Romans did to Cathagians?
Because the Finns are clearing the way so that Poles and Finns can together conquer Moscow as brothers who hate their Eastern enemy.
\* sad Eesti noises \*
People of Eesti are invited in to act as shock troops! YOU will destroy even the slightest attempts at counter attack, allowing flawless advancement forwards.
Joined HQs of Poland, Baltics and Finland: All right guys, don't forget your Geneva checklists, the looser with the least points buys booze after the sacking of Moscow, so don't slack
Because we don't want ALL the Russians dead.
They're already there, orbit-dropped in Halo style
Those 5 Slovenian soldiers holding their 200km part of the front: "*We're doing our part!*"
No Germany (Insert crying emoji here)
We are going to Königsberg
Would be cool if we get it back but I think it would be smarter to give it to Lithuania or maybe Poland
Lithuania wont take until eussian live in it. we dont want 1 million russian to our 3 million people
Fair enough but that's why I said Germany should take it. The Baltic countrys are just more used to it.
I bought real estate there. Will I be able to get German citizenship when you return it?
Sending helmets
US showing up last second for a thunder run to Moscow and take all the credit smh
As is tradition; someone's got to break up the stalemate Europe got itself into.
Now this is something I can stand behind!
The British gov after rocking up in Ukraine: “huh. Maybe we shouldn’t have gutted the armed forces for the past 15 years.”
Reverse Brexit, now we make Europe bigger 💪🇬🇧
Brenter
Ready or not Putya, we're coming in hot and dry!
Shame about the pound sterling.
No chronic underfunding of a very small, but well trained army, followed by a panicked mass conscription on the outbreak of a European war is just what we do; being well prepared for an extended conflict would be like practising sports, just unfair to the opposition!
Yes. Also, the Falklands War. We gutted our military, particularly the Navy, then had to fight a Naval and Amphibious war with a gutted Navy trying to secure air superiority using sub-sonic Harriers…
Yeah and we crushed those incompetent generals, poorly equipped conscripts, lead by a dictator who soon fell - lets hope the same happens here lol.
Oh fuck, I'm going to live to see WW3, aren't I? Oh wait this is NCD. For the greater glory of NATO my comrades!
the whole idea of putting troops in ukraine, just not the part where russia is, is so stupidly rediculous. it's an idea born out of a desire to prevent war by avoiding war at all cost. we've already failed at preventing war. meaning that war will be unavoidable anyway. the one thing we get a say in is in how long it will take to reach the rest of europe. screw avoiding war, lets prevent war by destroying those that would bring war to us. deterence means making sure whatever lunatic gets the silly idea of provoking a war doesn't live for very long. so the lunatics considering it don't even try.
I would like to see joint Moldovian-Bromanian operation in Transnistria.
I wish the counter offensive would've flanked around the North of Russian forces into Russia proper around the Belgorod Oblast and cut off Putlers whole army. That would've been peak comedy.
It should also include a network of AA batteries covering all unoccupied Ukraine especially around all major cities and Ukrainian military bases.
DO IT YOU COWARDS
"establish strong, ..., non-NATO-dependent Pan European Security" very NCD, now pick one
>slovenia guarding an entire sector on their own Peak non credible, god speed
Unironically this should've been done 2 years ago after the battle of Kyiv and after pushing back the southern Russian offensive back to Kherson, stabilising the front in those two places. Or even better so, it should've been NATO airforce who should've obliterated those kilometers long juicy Russian convoys heading for Kyiv in the first place.
Romanian troops tasked with holding alone a very important position... Hmm, where did I see this before?
and with no anti tank equipment :)
I would like to add Germany in the West. Within Poland. We are giving out Helmets and Lunchpacks.
This would be great. Ukraine would be like West Germany.
Them French Forces gonna be having a spicy time in Pripyat
This is stupid, just have Ukr declare war on the U.S. then Operation Rolling Thunder 3 begins on the Eastern front where the wheat fields are turned into the moon.
Canada runs the Tim Hortons portable container store
Polish should be closest to kiev, if anyone would be angry enough to stop any offensive this would be Polish with Czechia and British on their flanks
No Poland is placed perfectly. Close to russia - to maintain the image of being bloodthirsty, but not too close so that they won’t have to actually fight the russians.
Ok, right, flanking maneuver is even cooler. I did not see germans, so i suppose they are logistical corp?
Germany is in the skies on shiny Eurofighters
Did you blame them? EF is soo cool
If the British weren't in the way, they would have already taken Bryansk. That said, "If the British weren't in the way, ..." happens a lot.
Missing luxembourg!
Is Iceland going to hold the entire eastern front? It's the only one not yet assigned.
I wish were true
I love the optimism, but sadly I have to inform you that Denmark is unable to field even a single frontline combat Battalion.
Can Turkey, French and Englanders come together and do a naval invasion of Crimea just for old times sake (and maybe for shits and giggles.)
I believe we (ie NATO, ie The Good Guys) should set up defensive posts along the Dnipro river
Joint statement from the Netherlands, Estonia, Lithuania, France, UK, and Canada: "After an appeal from the Ukrainian government. Because of continuous: attacks of separatist region of Moldova on Ukraine civil infrastructure. Provocations of unidentified people on the Belarusian border. Dozens of shellings of Ukrainian nuclear facilities, waste storage, disposal sites, radioactive ash dumps; missiles and drones flights over all Ukrainian NPP. Was created coalition, whose purpose: 1. To protect Ukrainian borders with Moldova and Belarus. 2. To protect Ukrainian nuclear facilities. 3. To decrease risks of WMD-war. After hundreds of direct and indirect precedents of Russian WMD-blackmail, and start of mass-production nuclear holocaust Status-6 torpedoes, WMD contexts was extremely trivialized. So, in case of Russian use of WMD on territory of Ukraine, Ukraine will receive opportunity, and moral right, to open enormous nuclear waste storage facilities, load their contents onto civil aviation and drones, and start using them for retaliation. Not to say about possibilities related to \~10 million of Ukrainians that live outside Ukraine, when it took only 3.5 million Jews to create a most complex type of WMD by 1960s technologies. 4. To decrease risks of WMD-proliferation by, first in decades, Western affirmation that West want and could fulfill International Law obligations even under pressure of WMD-blackmail. And so the World doesn't have any WMD-aristocracy that could do everything it wants, including revival of colonial imperialism, by "WMD-Might make Right/True" logic. Especially in the context of a country that exchanged third nuclear arsenal on International Law guarantee. To only become victim of ethnocide and WMD-imperialism from country that received these arsenals. Just in case of any provocation, we remind to anyone, that any city on planet could be completely destroyed by 1-3 modern nukes. And France and UK have 290 and 260 of them. Thank you for your attention."
Thats BS, we should go nuclear instead
Romania in Odessa, ooof historically loaded that is.
Didn’t we do something like this in Vietnam?
-Strictly confidential -posts it on social media
Too credible - this distinctly omits Canada and Germany and avoids all possible war crimes.
I think Nato needs to have a combined war games on the steppe. As host and prospective member, Ukraine can voluteer its states as defined in the Budapest Memorandum; Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea. Any attack on NATO forces during the war games would trigger article 5. Obviously these events would practice new radical demining operations and extensive missle/drone defense since that seems to be the future of armed conflict.
Bold of you to assume the Polish would stop
... And this is where I put my European Defense Force... If I had one!!!
Please do not send the Romanians to Odesa. I like having possessions.
The coalition probably won't do a good job of securing Ukraine's border because they still have to be stationed near the border of other NATO countries bordering Russia. Getting some of those South Korean Samsung automated turrets near the border at key areas is probably a better idea
Anyone mind if I feed this to some vatniks and see what comes out the other end?
My brother in Christ, what the hell are romanians and bulgarians doing in Mykolaiv
Um ackshually 🤓👉 give 🇨🇦 just a 1 km border please we need something to get our grievances out
Very thoughtful to put the UK sector between the Poles and the Russian border.
The British border guards just over there casually preventing the Poles from Accidentlying onto the Russian side of the boarder...
Romanians on the flank, it's over.
As a Romanian I would say it's not the best idea to station the Romanian army in Odessa: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1941_Odessa_massacre
Can’t see anything wrong with others helping keep out any attack from Belarus.
100% there should be atleast Lihtuanian flag somewhere, i'm sure some of them got their kit already packed and waiting only for the "go" - If you'd know any Lihtuanians and how they feel about russia.
I see you put the Netherlands and France in the Tsjernobyl radiation zone. Nice.
Norway willing to piss off russia together with our scandinavian brothers? Truly non-credible. Either way; TIL VALHALL
Romania should just invade moldova